0:00 I just went through a rabbit hole of a Japanese royal family. >> How did you recognize >> modern royal family? >> Japanese princess like so fast. >> Um, okay. I might have to read this story almost in full because it's the details are so good. All right. Do you guys want to know what actually happens during a stepmom stepson fantasy come true? >> Oh no. Yes. >> The hell are you talking about, dude? >> Are you >> I've seen a lot of videos on this. Well, you talking about like a porno script? >> No, this really happened. >> How they write their pornoscript? >> This really happened and it sounds like I'm reading like uh like a sexual story I'm trying to jerk it to. >> Okay, man. I'm down to jerking. >> Can you just give them fake names like like Steve Green or something?
0:51 >> Fake names? A real guy? For the sake of the story, we're going to use name the sisters of >> I was like I was in disbelief because of how like the they wrote it so like crazy. But um so yeah, 35year-old Alexis Vonyage, she was arrested. >> I like Alexis. >> Over an incident. >> Great name. >> Uh from July of 2024 where her husband caught her uh having sex with his then 15year-old son. >> Oo 15. >> Steve Green. So um >> change it on me. >> So let me find the actual like walkthrough of what what he sees. Okay. So um so this is this is the um the account from the teenager. >> So he goes he claimed that while his father was working late, him and his stepmom they uh um him and his stepmom
1:43 they shared a vape. So the kid and the and the stepmom are like vaping together. >> She vapes. >> No, cuz now cuz before I was put in the shoes of the dad. Now I'm in the shoes of a kid. >> Put yourself in the shoes. Yeah. >> I got a hot ass stepmom. >> Yeah. All right. Put >> Oh, and it's a THC vape. So, they're like just getting high now. I'm 15. I'm just hard all the time. >> Yeah, dude. >> So, they're they're they're they're vaping. Uh they start playing video games together around 11:00 p.m. And then they watch a horror film. >> Dude, he's living the life. That's a date. >> As a 15-year-old, he's killing it. >> That's a straight date. >> And then he starts talking about how he's bored and then he says the two of them start talking about how horny the mom is. Uh the so the teenager said that he started playing with her hair and then asked if she wanted a cuddle. >> Dude, >> how old is a stepmom? >> 35. >> Oh, I missed that part.
2:36 >> You think she's like 65? >> Yeah, I know. 35 and 15. >> 35 is still salvageable. >> 15 is wild though, dude. >> That's so crazy. Then he says that she starts making sexual jokes uh continuously saying how horny she was the last few weeks. And um >> if I was 15 and I I was like, "No way. Is she really like whoa." >> And then one of the jokes that he mentioned is her saying, "I bet everyone thought you were my little boy toy when we were at the gym together." >> And then she started making fun of him of like a joke about like, "Do you watch stepmom porn?" >> Oh, brother. This is terrible. >> And he uh and then he laid on top of her and she began to moan and commented, "Oh man, I wish you were 18 because you're not old enough." as things began to
3:28 escalate. >> A party pooper. >> He also claimed Oh, yeah. And then at this point, it says that uh he started eating her out. >> Oh, what the >> And then she says, "This is so bad." before they started having actual sex. And then they heard something through the garage. They kept going and suddenly the door began to unlock. The front door is directly in front of the couch. And the teenager just got up, ran to the bathroom with his pants around his ankles, but his dad entered and saw that the stepmom had no bra on and a blanket covering the lower half of her body. >> Oh ████ >> The teenager or the child. So the dad runs to the bathroom and yells, "What the ████ is going on?" and started throwing things. And then um and then the mo the stepmom says that she was
4:18 sorry and she also says that >> you haven't ████ me in two weeks. What do you expect? >> Well, he just looks like you when you were younger. >> What in the world? >> Well, how how old was was the dad stepdad? >> I don't know. >> Like 60. >> I don't know how old the dad is. And then so he um >> That's a crazy thing to say after you get caught. the the teenager the teenager calls the stepmom and then uh >> was he like can I finish? >> I just Yeah, maybe. And then she said, this is what she said to him in the call. >> She uh she said >> she said I wish I wish your father hadn't caught us. >> And then uh she also said >> if he got her pregnant too, it would have been the same DNA. >> Yeah. And then she also said uh that his his dick looked like her his dad's but with younger skin. And she gave him a
5:09 sex rating 7 out of 10. >> What the? >> Honestly, that's a cool ass stepmom, dude. That >> is a weird conversation. It sounds like a 15year-old boy fantasy. It doesn't sound real. >> It's weird. >> Who the ████ talks like that? A 35-year-old woman. >> Yeah. I mean, these are these are all the >> 7 out of 10. >> It's all the dialogue. >> These are all evidence. Like, it's it's um he's just ████ blowing his own ego. Like, damn, look at me. I'm ████ You want to see it? That's his police report. >> Is it like transcribed phone records or some ████ >> Yeah. Well, yeah, because now it's like uh she got arrested and it's on. >> Hell yeah. We want to see her. >> Don't want to see her cuz in my mind she's hot. >> Yeah. Can we vote if we think she's hot or not? >> I think she's hot. >> Hot. >> You want to hope she is? >> I think she's not. >> But usually these stories happen with ugly people. >> I don't I don't think she's ugly. I don't think she's hot. I just don't
5:59 think she's ugly. >> I think she's eight and above. >> I think she's a seven out of 10 by >> She's a 2.5. 2.5. >> She's going to make me want to vomit. >> I think I think she's like a 5.5, but the thing is a 5.5 who's available and you're horny >> becomes a seven. Like, what do I pick? >> And you're high, >> right? >> What do you think? >> I already saw. >> Yeah, she's already >> Yeah, >> I think she's fine. >> She's keeping it pure. >> Bart Bart thinks she's fine as ████ >> I think she does. She's one of those yoga chicks. She bends over and ████ >> I want to hope she's fine. >> What the ████ man? >> I'm just kidding. That's not her. That's >> That's a Japanese princess. >> That's Princess Kimo. That's Princess Kimo. That's a Japanese princess. >> Avenge your people. Avenge them. >> I don't care. >> The fact that he recognized so fast.
6:51 >> No, it's because I just went through a rabbit hole of a Japanese royal family. >> How did you recognize >> modern royal family like so fast? >> Cuz just 3 days ago because I just came back from England. So I was like, "Oh, I need to look at Japanese royalty." Royal family is like, "Yeah." Well, cuz I was looking at the English royal family. >> The Japanese Buckingham. >> How' you That's so >> And then I just saw her picture like 3 days ago. >> Yeah, >> dude. That's crazy. That's a Japanese royal princess. >> We have a photo hung up in the living room >> every morning. He looks >> All right. This is This is her for real. Okay, >> man. She probably used to be hot, but she looks ugly, dude. >> I mean, it's a mug shot. Is there like a Facebook photo? >> I think with the right makeup, she could be hot. >> You think so?
7:41 >> Yeah. I mean, she looks ████ >> but the body is like 80%. >> I don't think she's ugly if she It's not mug shot. >> But her facial, she has good facial features. >> She looks like she's been going through some stuff. >> Yeah, but her lips don't match her face. Her lips are >> Oh, there you go. There you go. Okay, here. Show me a normal picture. >> All right. She looks like ████ Steve Green. >> That looks crazy, though. Yeah. Yeah. Look at those eyes. >> If you got titties all popping out and you're 15. >> Is that the 15year-old or She's not a 2. >> I don't know who that is. >> Yeah. But if your titties are popping out and you're 15. >> Yeah, >> those eyes. >> That's what I'm saying. She's not ugly. But when you're alone and you're 15 and horny, that's >> amazing. >> Well, that's who has sex with 15-year-olds. >> Also, she doesn't look 35 in that photo. >> And you just watched a horror movie with her. >> You got all horny. You want her to protect you. Oh, she's a nurse. >> And she's nurturing. >> She's a nurse. >> And she's all nurturing. Dude, >> there is a >> It's the eyebrows. Look at those
8:32 eyebrows. >> Oh, it's the eyebrows. >> Hannah, have you heard this theory about nurses? Female nurses? >> What's the theory? >> Theory. Fine. >> They're fine. >> The theory that they're ████ >> Oh, well, yeah, that makes sense. Cuz high adrenaline. >> That's like So, you're calling every Filipino auntie a ████ >> Yo, but Filipinos love to ████ >> Well, once were once were once. >> I feel like all Filipinos got 10 boyfriends and 10 girlfriends. >> That's true. Maybe Filipinos just have high girls. Yeah. Got 10 boyfriends. Filipino boys got 10 girlfriends. >> All Filipino girls have 10 boyfriends. >> No, we've got to go back to Hawaii after this. >> And it's like with each other. >> So, she's hot, huh? >> I think she's a solid like six to seven depending on how she dresses. >> Nope. That's what I said. I said >> I think when you're 15 >> and you've seen those titties in the scrub outfit before, she's finer than
9:23 any one of your home girls. >> That's true. Yeah, that's true. >> Yeah, but he didn't get a ████ out of it. So, I don't even know if he actually won. >> Was that in the report rank? >> 15. I didn't >> He ate her out and ████ her. >> That's what it said. >> He didn't even get no hit. >> That's whack. But that's why he got a seven out of 10, though. >> And there's like no way that was the first interaction like that. >> Yeah, >> that's too dramatic of a >> Yeah, they already said they went to the gym together already. Like, >> they were like they've been flirting. >> People thought you were my little >> You've been laying a groundwork for that. >> Yeah, it's kind of weird, dudes. I mean, it's definitely weird. That's why I'm not going to remarry. >> If you were 15, you could find yourself attracted to her. >> A If I was high and I had a boner. >> Yeah. You're high, you have a boner and you could be attracted to her still. >> A Come on, man. >> That's not right. >> That's a princess. >> 15. >> Not her. >> Why?
10:13 >> She's my aunt. >> No, but you would. You would be a prince. >> What do you mean? What do you mean she's your aunt? I don't care about your royalty, dude. >> Yeah. You freaking wish. I do that now. But 15, I don't care about power. >> You don't care about power? 15? ████ Joe. I'm calling ████ on you right now. >> You would have ████ a princess at 50. >> ████ yeah. >> Well, if she was also 15. Yeah. >> How old is she now? Like 60. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. No, that's I'm not ████ 15. You got a boner. You're high. >> Okay. How How old is she now? >> She if she's like 60 when you were 15. So like 25 years ago. >> Oh, yeah. She would have been lovely. >> Oh yeah. Oh, she's 58. 58. She's 30. She's like 30. That No, but I thought she was going to be 60 while I'm 15. >> Dude, we're doing the same. >> And that's reverse jailbait. I don't want to do that. >> My actual husband looks like you, too. A >> little bit.
11:04 >> He looks nothing like me. >> Hairstyle. >> He looks nothing like me. He looks He has the exact same swag as you. >> You got to like throw your head back a little bit. Weird angle. >> The royal family. Why was I like a Christopher Walk? >> Wow. >> Joke.
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