0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys careful be careful please we got silent mike over here everybody oh a reckless boy so i saw this meme uh so kyrie irving for my non-sports fans uh really good point guard in the league probably maybe top five you can argue whatever what teams he plays right now he plays on brooklyn uh the meme though and i'll tell you i'll explain the meme after we're gonna go meme and then we'll explain understand uh yeah yeah there was a meme that said uh brooklyn that's just silent assigned uh kyle irving and his dude's got white hair and glasses he said uh he said he loves vaccines in the world's rounds so this dude kyrie irving this dude kyrie irving uh baller dude you don't typically think about this in the nba but uh there's big coveted stuff going on and protocols are changing protocols
0:51 are our country's ████ dude everything's so different everything's different by state so he plays in brooklyn right we're right next to new york and their rules are way more strict so i think they're making every and maybe it's the nba don't write i think it's this i think it's the state i think so too new york just new york's making every single brooklyn player get vaccinated yeah right mandatory vaccinations because because of the state or the city or depends on it's pretty sure it's the state i think i think this one in particular is the city even though right oh yeah because i think the the knicks have to also yeah it is city actually so kyrie irving says no and then like what three years ago or something he was uh getting an interview about he's a flat earther kyrie is an odd guy though i never knew that because he went to duke he kind of had the typical nba path yeah is it because when he sees the hardwood floor he's like it's flat bro my balls are bouncing straight up
1:41 there's videos of him walking around the court before the game with sage lighting on fire so i like that no no no now you're insulting me no no you know who did that first who phil jackson the most yeah he's the guy ever when they no i think it's a a little bit because my mom does it but my mom's kind of weird my mom i thought that was a nice i think it's a native american one i think i think it's all the above bro i think everybody ████ with bernie sanders and it's just like a ritualistic like i'm gonna get another song clear bad spirits but people were making fun of him like i don't i don't care i say ████ it my wife does all the time in the house oh really is she catholic yeah i think it's catholic but i think it's also a pagan witchcraft deal i think i'm sure it's just nice dude half of the ████ ████ in the in the from the church is like all the paganism stuff according to google yeah where'd the sage come from uh the practice originates as an ancient spiritual ritual called smudging as well and has
2:31 been well established as a native american cultural or tribal practice although it isn't practiced by all groups yeah it feels like groups phil jackson here and losing streaks would walk the entire arena they said yeah the entire home arena and just just ████ stage that ████ where did the ████ out he's a winner dude he's like the greatest coach of all time maybe it works maybe belichick's doing that ████ in the locker room on all the footballs hey maybe we need to sage this ████ up and then we'll finally hit 2 million subscribers we've been at 1.81.9 for ████ like this because we don't ████ with the sage dude juju bro we need a re-cleansing i gotta over something yeah bring some ████ sage man this is a new patreon segment yeah we need to wear our birthstones and ████ too they made fun of they made fun they made fun of it and then but it was also in line with like there were memes with him with the sage and then him talking about flat earth but the flat earth stuff is like come on kyrie but the main thing now is he's saying he doesn't want
3:22 to get vaccinated right that's like the main thing why he's in the yeah yeah what's what's that about he's not gonna he's not gonna play he's just getting suspended yeah he doesn't get uh well so the weird part if you guys wanna get like a pseudo political about it the weird part is new york or the city can't make incoming players right there's obviously two teams ████ playing they can't make it yeah yeah like oh that doesn't really work like yeah the entire brooklyn teams but the lakers show up and none of them are vaccinated they're just tested like what's the point here yeah correct right right i'm not dumb right like most of the cobot protocols that's really stupid as well yeah what's the what's the option he gets drafted somewhere else no no no no no no uh they hold them they could trade them but no way they're gonna trade there won't because uh basically if he doesn't play i don't think you get paid a lot of your bonuses so he just won't play literally won't play or maybe he'll only travel i don't even know hey dude i like being on a plane okay and then oh thank you
4:13 stewardess very much and then [Music] [Laughter] just ████ off like you guys see elon tweet about that recently he's like he's like yeah i like being on a plane and then you know i order a soda and then like i could take my mask off he's like i love following the science i love when i was on the airplane when i came back from hawaii i made my soda last the whole yeah yeah i've seen fools on the plane like jerky like for four hours just hanging on the ear yeah hey what's up kai what's up guys dude i like walking around outside and there's some lady you know walking her dog or whatever and she's got her mask down and then all of a sudden i'm walking by and she's like we're i'm like we're outside have you
5:04 ever seen the vapor actually dissipate from your mouth with wind like you don't know what the ████ is going on part of it is like oh that you know i get it she's in her mind she's trying to be nice and trying to be like thoughtful but also just stay six feet away from me that's it yeah yeah opposite side of the road you don't gotta wear masks i see old ladies i appreciate the old lady that would do that i would ████ hold my breath because they stink you know i feel bad for i walk through the neighborhood where i live sometimes and they're just old ladies like watering their lawns and they just put their masks on they're by themselves by themselves nowhere near us and there's water in the lines and i'm like man i wish she would just take it off a little bit hey dude calm down she's you know take it off take it off leave the mask on blouse off dude that's what i'm talking about you're probably doing it because you would look like coronavirus yourself dude i know she's like this ████ corona virus dude i haven't seen that with me and steve
5:54 never happened except for the people who died for their masks when i'm walking by they're ████ diving for it like okay like what the ████ do you think they run away right and they're cutting the hair you got to keep the mask on and then when it gets to like the sideburns or whatever they take it they go can you take it off so i take it off and then i go can i just leave it off then because i've already have it off for five minutes and then he goes i can't because it's the law and i'm like i know i feel like barber shops nobody wears massive barber shops all the barbershops i've been to nobody where's my not me buddy don't burn them out double masks like there's cigarette smoke ████ everywhere i feel like i'm in a marlboro pack it's so strong that my ████ mask i'm smoking do they smoke through the mask i don't know but then everyone's masked out they cut holes in it they're mashed up pretty hard you went yeah literally what three days ago yeah they were masked up pretty hard there i thought they took it out no
6:45 they are i don't know the rule i don't know what the city or whatever but people are doing it yeah i literally when we're in vegas i put my mask on because of the cigarette smoke i feel like a hell of it yeah i feel like it helped a little bit because we were either we had our mask on walking around somewhere and some chick walked by me and you know your perfume is way too ████ strong when that smells normal through my mouth go through an n95 yeah yeah yeah i know i had this guy the ████ gas mask when she put it on she put this on she's like yeah i can't show you she smell it what the ████ yeah she was going nuts i kind of like how the mask is like normal though now in the u.s like before kovid they would they'll be like that's ████ i just don't like it in the gym you're all training you know i don't want to do it there but like if you want to just just be out in public and ████ because you don't want to smell people or whatever like you won't look weird anymore i just feel like six feet solves all that that's what i'm a big proponent
7:35 of that just stay away from me bro it's it's really great too when they have uh you're at the grocery store and like every other la aisle is closed right but then you're standing with everyone in the row and it's all packed because there's less lanes and there's nobody doing the six feet thing same with the airplane deal like i'm sitting on your ████ lap because he sees your ████ and this mask is why do we solve the bigger issue here well i'm very uncomfortable hey how about we're all going to the same bathroom yeah yeah like exactly asked to have a mask yeah and then when i go to the bathroom i have to walk by everyone in the whole ████ plane right this ████ is hilarious dude it is tough don aren't they saying that the uh the countries that have the most vaccinations are also the countries that have the most new kobe cases yeah israel is one of them right now yeah it's crazy because a delta variant don't give a
8:25 ████ about your vaccination that's why but each country does have a different vaccine well for the most part right a lot of it is we bought all certain brands yeah a lot of it is the same pharmaceuticals though like it's the same formula that the license or whatever they do yeah what about your boy who a-rod oh a-rod you guys hear about this yes uh yeah yeah yeah my boy he's my boy i love aaron rodgers dude i don't give a ████ how did you he's a norcal guy i love aaron rodgers he got he got suspended from the nfl football player football quarterback one of the most iconic quarterbacks of all time yeah this ████ i guess he lied about having a vaccination and then he got coveted and then they suspended him did they find both he said i'm immunized he didn't say i don't i got the vaccination yeah maybe he got chickenpox yeah right yeah well well maybe he had covenant and he has
9:15 the community yeah natural media he said i've been immunized but that made people believe that he had the vaccinations so that's what it was because that was my biggest that was my biggest question was like how did you fake having a vet well what's weird is that even if you have the vaccine you could still get it right that's why i wondered how this happened yeah yeah why do they why do people act like getting the vaccine is like now you're ████ protected but doesn't it curb the symptoms isn't that the whole point of it it's supposed to be severe yeah but you could still get it or the vaccine would have really worked if everyone got vaccinated at the same time i had so appointed i had covered twice too right and i'm i have the antibodies and my second time was a ████ cakewalk i have a fat old dick though i got a big i got a big old cocktail that's that's a little vitamin or something what did i have to do with it that's a study brother new paper came out dude today's video is brought to you by hellofresh you might be wondering
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12:36 or having the vaccination is good if you never had kova but if you had covet having the the antibodies is the best thing you could have right now what about the dick port how do i get that uh you gotta take rhino pills from the gas station dude in the uk in the uk you could get it and basically it's like just as good as a vaccine card so the card lasts about two to three months or something if you have natural immunity yeah if you just got covered the doctor goes oh you probably you know you're gonna have immunity so it's like an immune immunity or whatever just like a proof of proof of immunity mutination card or whatever yeah communications look at that i'm just oh yeah but you can't have that here though like you still need to get the vaccinations got too much money and big fun well they're so they're so this is what i think what happened right i think they gave it to us real madrid i think they bit off more than they can chew meaning that the government made a
13:26 sweet deal with the pharmaceuticals and they bought so ████ much inventory that they need to unload this or they look like buffoons and i never sell us out the big pharma because right now you know what's crazy is they're trying to ████ um show this out to children right now yeah so that's 211. you know what's crazy is like they're so uptight about like um licenses or credit cards right numbers like our whole world's based on these bar codes and stuff i went to an nba game and uh you show your card to get in either a test or your card and i'll show my card and she's like yeah next time just take a picture of it with your cell phone and i can just kind of go by that i was like you can go buy a blurry ass picture on my smudge phone of a of a piece of paper that's not even laminated okay seems secure and that's all safe like when we go to hawaii they have to show you have to upload your vaccination card and stuff but then sometimes you hear these stories about how you upload to a system
14:19 and you take a picture of it and then you upload it but then there's people that get popped for having fake vaccinations oh yeah there was a father and son that got ████ in that pocket but then my whole thing is like how do you get popped for that then like how do you how do you pop for fake vaccination cards like what's the crosstalk like your qr code doesn't work or your card ain't even a qr code do you have a card yeah my card is just like a one i lost my card but i have a qr code hey literally i'm looking at this you're in the system oh yeah i think you're right it is computerized yeah yeah i think you're in the system my card itself is trash yeah i lost it i don't have my card mine looks like a froyo punch card that's what it looks like literal your fourth vaccine is free it's going to get there no it's we're there yeah cause like my dad's getting the booster this week have you gotten your eighth booster yet yeah over there i'm trying to they were giving out free uh laker tickets for like people incentivizing people in la to get the
15:12 too i wanna i was like i'll take another shot bro giving out free laker tickets yeah dude like like like you get put in a raffle you gotta put in a raffle no i think you didn't didn't new some do like a meal the whole state did like a million dollars i think no it was a raffle though right giving out free donuts if you have a vaccine that's fine i'm cool with that yeah yeah free donuts is awesome fake vaccine cards no see i was gonna dig into that i'm gonna i'm gonna go against you oh yes we go because like uh the the fitness industry was up in an uproar because they're all like all we talk about is dax and we never talk about how fat we are i'm like yeah that's obviously an issue but that's that's like straw man argument right that makes no sense and then they got real mad that krispy kreme was giving out a donut when he got a vaccine and i'm thinking like oh no they're winchell's guys yeah well i'm like
16:05 what about that what about donkeys uh my argument though is like all these fat ████ never got fat off one donut i know right they're good those ████ are not excited by one free donut they wanted a dozen yeah that's not getting them back don't demonize the food it's not the food that's wrong it's like over consumption is what's happening it's free who's complaining about it give me a ████ doughnut yeah i'll take a doughnut 200 calories this is the cream filled too extraordinary doughnuts is that yeah sounds like don't they don't you want to complain if someone offered a scoop of rice you know it's the same ████ right yeah that's racist you're gonna get a vaccine for a scoop of rice no ████ for the coven facts i don't know we're getting weird dude i might do it for i might do it for a whole bag of green rice that i have to cook myself me and steve box of bags mac and cheese
16:56 boston market oh man dude there's a lot of police departments in like uh cities too new york mandating vaccines that's what's crazy there's a lot of cops just walking out and city officials just walking out yeah i don't know particularly again i think it was firefighters and and police did because you know what's crazy right it's like okay when you know babies get their shots like they get what means like what do they what what do you know right so that's yeah it makes sense there was a huge plague it would ████ people up sure whatever right um but then um you know it's still a choice like you you can still not get those shots it's on you and if you don't anti-vaxx models and then if your kid you know in disneyland they got the ████ black plague or whatever because the kids didn't get the shots and then they died right yeah but it's at the end of the day it's the choice of you right
17:48 so even if your vaccine if they're saying that oh it's for other people though when you're vaccinated it's not for you well they're wrong because you still can get coveted if you're vaccinated so it's not for other people so what's the whole point is what i'm thinking about is like what's the whole mandate behind it because we're not mandated to get other vaccinations i don't think all vaccines eliminate disease yeah all vaccines uh the percentage changes some are more uh effective than the coven ones are currently but because they're like 60 years old we already like bypassed that all i know is that the polio didn't just eliminate polio the next day no no no yeah yeah funneled it down right and we're just at the tip of the funnel because we're a new generation so you're talking about herd immunity with the with the with the vaccinations which from like what the polio one like let's say i get that polio vaccine right if nick has a polio we start ████ you could get you could i could you could
18:38 yeah so you better watch out 100 none of it all i know is that i'm gonna give you polio real good you have to get a polio booster every year every single year you better make sure you get it it's important so you're saying that one generation cycle from now these well i'm not a ████ doctor don't come at me like i'm fouchy and i'm gonna get quoted everywhere i don't know ████ i don't know ████ but i do know but that's the whole mindset behind vaccinations right right that none of them are a hundred percent effective but if enough people do it enough generations do it and we slowly eliminate that so we're saying is because we're america it's not gonna work for a long time especially in our culture yeah see because we just said that israel is having more breakthrough cases than anywhere and they're the most vaccinated it's not the best vacs and that's the problem we've gotta let the dust settle i didn't do the research but the middle of all this chaos it was like in south lake tahoe or tahoe which is right by me there was a small plague outbreak swearing plague like ████
19:29 black plague like a bubonic that kind of plague they're still around like again they didn't just totally eliminate ████ and also like hit china again once slash yeah see like they can they can figure it out and save it and we have more science to kind of fix it but like i've read that in the thing i'm like i'm never reading the news again bro like come out it still exists yeah yeah there's medieval ████ walking around and ████ yeah it was a night yeah it was king arthur there was a bunch of kids that got the black plague at disneyland dude yeah because the ████ girl backs kids [Laughter] that's how good their fans they're on the ████ teacup ride dude that makes sense art direction for real over there the earth's actually flat could have been medieval times as well could have been it was the water from the small world man no for sure was the water or the one from the small flat
20:20 world yeah the small world island and ████ have you seen the water in there it's disgusting no oh wait where people are canoeing that s███'s great yeah that's where they got it they got it from canoeing that's where coven started who goes to disneyland because really get the vaccine yo i go there so i could play in the playground at the huggleberry island but you don't do the canoeing that's awesome that's stupid have you guys ever done that disneyland it was regretful uh the only reason i want to i'm kind of a nerd uh i think back up in that ████ is you can get like a a private like cabin no ████ yeah i think yeah but if you do the canoeing you don't go there i don't know it's just you might be able to see it no for sure but then i would like to do it like hop in my canoe and then go to my sick vip cabin mistake like i might be mistaken but there was a guy who swam across the huckel ferry huckleberry finn island or something and he died i don't know no
21:11 last year the year before the exact hotel i stayed at i went out to a wedding with my moms and the family and we stayed at a hotel and then we did the disney thing after the disney hotel one of them one of it because they have like a billion in yeah was it the one oh it's florida oh there's a kid that got eaten by a crocodile i was on that beach bro like like a month before a little baby i think it was a baby literally just got snatched up by crocodile eight and then i heard they went out there and just shot guns like a hundred gators to find them ████ they're like this ain't happening again it was just revenge let's do see i respect that yeah yeah kill all the crops and then all you buy is disney uh gator boots florida [Music]
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