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What Are Your Favorite Cleaning Hacks?

#pressurewasher#greenmachine#bathmat#loseweight#kittypool
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0:00 do you clean anything yeah sometimes I help with the dishes with a pressure washer pressure washing dishes would be crazy well that's when I would probably do it all the time you're like you're wash them outside breaking hella [Music] dishes all right welcome back to another uh very great topic of the careful boys where today we're talking about bart washing his shoes the other day yeah I did I'm kidding nobody cares about that I'm actually really interested like how what's the process like you throw them in the washer or you depends on the type of shoes there is a way to do it there is 100% is it depends on the shoes though it does depend on the shoe but if you're trying to get lazy and you don't want to like pre-sc scrub or do whatever the what I found the best way to do it is if you get shoes when you want to do

0:50 the washer method you got to throw in like three or four other towels cuz when there's stuff that tumbles together it cleans it way better than if you just throw the shoes in by itself yeah but now your towels shoe dirty but you got to have the use rag towels like the ones that you dry your dogs in with yeah cuz everybody has ratty towels you got to have dogs yeah not not in your nice towels but like you know you have R like car wash towels whatever towels that makes sense that's smart also so that sho's not just bouncing around the metal and stuff yeah cuz that's loud but then it helps clean the rubber makes all right what was the good stuff everyone clicked away now everyone clicked away ly I was really F I was really locked in dude hey but you know what we were talking about like oh we need better topics I feel like we're at this age now where like practical house sh like that I'm leaning in like my YouTube algorithm is all like

1:40 how to fix your Wallin furnace like why why is it not working the way it should be like okay so after you're done washing your shoes we're going to talk about drying them yeah so instead of just throwing them in the dryer you air dry take the shoelaces stick it out of the the part where you close the the dryer so that way they just hang there and then they dry you don't hear the the mag I got I got something more Next Level oh ████ because I have this thing called the wife so she does it for you no we get boot dryers have you seen them so it's like the stand that goes like this and it has two like pipes that go up and you put your shoe on there upside down and you just leave it oh that's SM so the the air that comes through isn't even hot it's just a little bit warmer than room temp and it dries the shoe from the inside out and it doesn't get rock hard or anything like that that's

2:31 legit it's made for people that like live in ████ Minnesota and they're like walking through lakes and ████ and it's all drench I was going to say it's made for like rich people let's keep stretching us out Joe's Jo's about to shoot himself right now no it's like 20 bucks from like Amazon or something and you needed a wife for that I don't know these Comfort that's some ████ guys won't even think about yeah that's like I think girls think Comfort yes I don't dudes think dumb yeah I just throw it away yeah that's how that's how that's how I would that's hot Amazon gets you a new pair of shoe in a couple days shoes are like $120 you wear Amazon shoes what are Amon what are you even wearing shoes right now no I got ████ slides man those aren't Adidas bro those aren't Adidas I got at Ross the hose you got your chunes at Ross no but then I have shoes for

3:21 years and I just don't wash it it looks like garbage we're about to double down on this really bad topic but I'm just really enthusiastic about this we just got a little green Bissell have you seen one of those yeah yeah the yeah the little machine thing I have one we talked about this we talked about this last time what does it do what does it do let me tell you bro you can clean couches carpets whatever but we've been cleaning our couches with it and I can't wait for my dogs to get their oh the the squirt the fluid and fluid and then it sucks it up and I just bro I'll stay in one little section just watching all the dirty water go in see you late bro we've been having that did you get I just got one I just got one dude you you want The Little Green Machine Little Green Machine right Little Green Machine okay so dude I thought I was so so badass right I thought it was so cool wife was out you know and I was like oh dude my cats like threw up in two different

4:11 places I was like oh my God am I going to clean this yeah I got to clean this but I pull out the little machine I was like I don't even need to ask her I don't need to text her I just want to let her know that like oh this happened here's a photo of the vum but like I cleaned it up right wow before and after in two places one just like on a carpet area by the stairway and then another on my bath mat on my bath mat like little rug in my bathroom my office right so I'm going to town D how long you doing per treatment well the thing is you just you're it's so satisfying because you're sitting there you're pushing the ████ out of I'll lose it I I lost two hours the other day swear to God I lost two and you're seeing this ████ you're seeing this debris and this dirt go into this ████ little machine you're seeing dirty water ████ start to you know accumulate in this like tank right I think I'm killing it okay and then Nina gets home and I'm I'm showing her I'm babe look look how nice this is I'm like

5:02 look you can't even see this T blah blah blah right she looks at the carpet she's like okay good job baby and then at the bath I was like that was hard because like it wasn't like stuck to the ground so I kind of had to like hold it blah blah blah and then she's like why didn't you just put the bath that in the wash oh Joe's losing it oh Jo Los I know right she was losing I was losing it what a d I was thinking that the whole time in my head I was like I could have just picked this up and throw it in the ████ wash bath mat yeah versus me trying to hold it down bro this is the age rat you guys this baking soda works for everything we're losing views bro do you do do you do apple cider vinegar do you do that too that too yeah the seconds go by we lose subscribers and everything come on hey honestly I think these are the videos that are going to hit these are not the videos that going to hit

5:52 unless we're doing it those are the videos that hit cuz they're doing it is that going to be the new channel instead of us guys we're not farming for hits and likes here guys we're just talking about ████ that is really important to our lives right now if for the new JK in Vegas if there is a section or a need where you just need someone to clean stuff I'll do it I'll be the I'll be the slap come White House I'll be the guy that that cleans all these dude I love that ████ it makes me happy you start a cleaning company honestly I was thinking about it I do watch a lot of his videos you ever watch the guy who ████ like just goes up to random houses like hey can I just do your lawn and ████ and cleans it up I love that guy if they do a pattern dude the pattern yeah the pattern oh my there's nothing pressure washer on the ████ concrete pressure washer is like my dream that's like my dream business I think you got one is it legit it's not the Ryobi one right the Ryobi no I got

6:45 like a like a store brand like a crafts I know you got the good one the good yeah yeah this is what we talking about anything do you clean anything yeah sometimes I help with the dishes with a pressure washer you know what's your method pressure washing dishes would be crazy well that's when I would probably do it all the time you're like you're wash them outside breaking hella dishes you know what I wish I had is a commercial kitchen sink I mean a a three compartment sink in my kitchen cuz I want my ████ the that would be so I lowkey want like at least the cup washer where you so bad dud those are good that's crazy right have you seen they can do like conversion kits for that I know but like that's such a luxury they have conversion kits for so they'll get it where like they can drill a little hole

7:35 in your counter then they like rewire the water or whatever and then it just pours back in I feel like I first got to get like healthare before I get that yeah that part let's talk about healthare to clean your cups that's tight though right you can get the longest cups you want CU I ████ hate going I hate going like this you don't need to get shallow th cups but you don't got to do this you just buy the baby brush bottles and you right there I hate all of that I just sh boom done all right to like almost changes topic but clearly have a transition point though like cleaning hacks with the with the baby brush type of thing you know what I learned the other day from like my OT friends what OT okay occupation therapy friends so like you know how like really really obese like large people right like that questions T down like yo how do they take showers you know take a ████ like you can't themselves yeah oh ████ and

8:26 then it's like oh like they they use a brush there brush for that oh for real like you got to get you know and you got to like wrap toilet paper or some ████ you got to like do that but even then it's still not fully like oh yeah you're you're not very effective in you might be missing some spots which is why sepsis kicks in for a lot of people that are like super obese if they don't have like home healthcare type stuff you might have to if you might have to wipe front to back back to front sorry no you you they don't need to do any of that they need to go on a diet they they need to they need to change their lifestyle this should not be making stuff for their ████ bad habits like they got go ████ like why are we encouraging this why are we okaying this yeah well then that guy is going to sit next to you on the plane that's the yeah exactly you ████ do not get on no plane till you're ████ down hell a th000

9:18 lbb I don't think those ones get no get fit I saw one episode I'm tired of this ████ where they were bathing this obese person and it um they had to do it outside cuz they couldn't fit in tub pressure washer they got a oh that would have been perfect they had a kitty pool they filled up the kitty pool and for some reason they were using dishwashing detergent like some ████ Glide or Ajax what were you watching it was like my 600 lb life or one of those things probably trying to cut the I was like why the ████ are they using that like they could have just used regular soap it's not like cuz they're so fat they need to use dishwashing detergent but they're just putting that ████ in there because they have too much cheap it's because they have too much roles meaning like you need the strongest ████ to

10:08 ████ every but I don't think that's safe for the body dude what up guys come join our patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019 support the Channel's growth and new ideas and tap into the closer Community by joining our Discord come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas come join our patreon thank you link is in the description box below I mean there's a lot of things that aren't safe for that body no that ████ you know what's even more piss me off have to be ████ up why don't they just put them on a dolly and put them through a car wash that actually might be a good idea cuz if we're using liquid detergent anyways yeah you know what's ████ up like the ones you pay like Doan or anything get the wands put them on a DOL but efficiency

10:58 wise yeah that would be effici and if you got eight cast members that's going to be easier to do than one at a time the producers are ████ up what in their ████ right mind they say let's go film fat in a kitty pool with ████ pom ol that's like one of the top shows in America though that's one of our best shows one of our best shows is who the ████ does that you know what matter of fact let's just make a ████ ginormous tub yeah so we can rent it out to the show OB Beast tub just sell it no no just a big tub you know cow therapy you stand and but let's make a you know fat people shower boom I thought you said you don't want to enable bad yeah but I thought about money and I was like hold on make money off of it yeah I think that's what those brush companies were thinking about yeah

11:50 but that's that's nasty I think they're just like regular brushes yeah yeah I don't I don't know if they're like just with a longer handle I'm just jealous because I can't even get that big and enjoy that much food I already get sick before that so I feel weak same I get sick feel like you're not good enough or something I feel like I get I can't gain that much and then I already get health problems like I already start getting sleep apnea I already get sick I get skin conditions and then like but they could keep like some people they can hold weight and they could just keep holding weight and then they're chill and I'm like ████ dude why am I such a little ████ it is crazy how some people can get to 600 lb and still be alive yeah yeah that's pretty crazy yeah but I mean is that living yeah true it's to me I'm like do whatever you want like your

12:41 body like your temple right I think it's when like right people do stupid ████ all the time yeah I think it's when like other people have to like take care of you that that part of it like whether it be like your family or whatever that has to like you know I saw this clip of like one girl one lady who hadn't been in a car in a long time so it took like the neighborhood had to come out to help lift her and put her in the car they had to put a blanket on put every seat down in the back they had loading through the Trump type stuff and I'm like yo if everybody's truly having a good time and that's just like part of the community then like ████ it but I think if like you know somebody's life revolves around needing to take care of you then like that's just a that's just a different version of or if this person walks on your front lot you're like no don't ruin the grass that's if they can walk D and you're like you know what's the sad ████

13:32 though is the people that are taking care of them are enabling them cuz like when you're when you're that big how the ████ are you getting food someone's going out there making it buying it bringing it back all that ████ well I mean Uber Eats all that stuff so but they can't even get to the door that's true so somebody's dude somebody yeah that's the ████ up part it's an addiction at that point point oh yeah that's true sometimes you just like love that person you know yeah like they maybe need to love themselves first you know you know that show where they have the Armenian doctor that goes you're just fat and you have to be on a diet yeah I saw that I saw that the ████ craziest thing is like all the all the big girls they got a boyfriend no matter

14:24 what there's somebody out there for someone but the sick ████ is those guys have a a fetish for it so a lot of the time well that just means everybody wins but they're no but they're the ones that are keeping them fat yeah that's that's weird ████ drink some more pepper yeah I heard about that yeah they're the ones that are and then so like when the women are trying to uh lose weight and change themselves and ████ they're the ones that are like no no honey like keep eating and ████ we we knew some we knew some homies who she you know she was dating a guy that was like he liked lady's a little bit bigger and when she wanted to start losing weight he was like nah you can't be doing that ████ he's like we're going to break up if that's going to happen like that kind of stuff yeah it's like it's like when a girl cuts her hair short you know it's like ████ what the ████ is going on he's like you know I like bigger women that

15:15 type of ████ like how how much did she weigh she wasn't like I don't I don't know how much she weighs actually but like you know you got the guess ballpark over 300 still maybe like 2 something 250 that's just a normal American 250 300 like in that our standards are crazier now yeah you know but and he just was like no not going go on no diet damn that's crazy I didn't think about that yeah that's that's some ████ that it's like when you don't know the inside world of that ████ and then you're like wait a minute but they're they're both responsible for that it's it's he's the enabler and she's allowing herself to be enabled but then you like some clients I work with like they'll be talking about like oh I can't do this because my husband doesn't want me to like they'll have objections of their partner like not wanting them to like put themselves

16:07 in environment where they can lose weight and then you hear stories like that and you're like oh ████ you might have to or talk to this dude for sometimes one person really wants to lose weight other person doesn't yeah the other person is just like a ████ depressed or just stuck in some ways and they don't want to see change that's a big one is um when you're in a relationship you guys don't do ████ together like that it just makes it double harder that's like if some if somebody is like trying to lose weight I'll be like yo get your significant other to do it with you you know like CU that just increases the chances of you guys actually succeeding yeah it's like when the whole household is working together towards this goal it's a lot better than if half the household is like nope I don't want this that it doesn't work though if one guy is obese and his girlfriend's anorexic because if if like he's trying to lose weight she's just going to die so then what has to happen is he just has to share his food well then that

16:58 does work yeah it does work out yeah but he's not on a diet you know he just eats less cuz then she's EA he has to save her then there's an incentive yeah got to save her don't eat after a certain time that's that's the best would you what time would you say I'd say no later than 7: p.m. p.m. cuz you have tell 11: to digest to go to sleep you know what's crazy I found out um that the average American can't even go 12 hours without food and I was like but isn't that supposed to be normal cuz that's basically like after dinner you don't really eat until the morning but I guess what's normal is people like wake up at 6:00 or 7 right and then they eat all the way up until 11:00 p.m. and they snack snack snack in between whatever and then like they have their three meals plus snack and that's that's

17:49 the average and I was like oh okay that makes sense why obesity is a problem cuz I didn't know that um that's what the average American did I thought everyone was like okay maybe they'll have have breakfast at like 9: and then they'll maybe have dinner at like 6:00 and then that's it but 12 hours is considered in intermittent fasting and I was like 12 ████ hours that's crazy yeah aren foods are really uh Cal dense now too and it's addicting as hell the snacks are too good though yeah cuz before people would just eat ████ like four dates or something ████ now you have ████ like a whole thing of Sour Patch Kids and you have like everything is way more calorie DSE you eat something like you eat a nice healthy dinner of like everything you're supposed to eat some veggies some protein and then you see this at your countertop you're like oh I good I'm ████ snack one of these one

18:41 piece is 110 calories and then how much is the sugar it's like 22 G or something for One Piece it's 9 + 8 wait no 9 g of sugar oh okay but the fats the fats are s g s g you know how like parents always have a story we like and on my birthday I was able to have a soda pop and it's like wait what the ████ yeah that's not existent anymore you're supposed to yeah but then if they had a chocolate like that that was like it's a treat it's a special occasion like it's Christmas and they got me this chocolate piece those lines were your parents like that growing up like you would only have dessert at certain times yeah was was a treat yeah yeah we didn't have it very frequently but it wasn't like my grandparents where they were like yeah

19:33 they bribe you so well they they're not even poor like that's the weird thing to me is they they just they were just like we just didn't eat out cuz they weren't restaurants like there are restaurants now they're like you go to a hotel lobby and it's like a special thing or you go to an event and then there's catering there but then she's like yeah there's street food but that's like for poor people on the go well this is in Japan so she was like it it wasn't like now where there's like a ████ ton of everywhere yeah you I remember getting like a pie or something for a special occasion yeah and then I think for then you start seeing people that just Buy weekly pies cuz it's just there and so that's just part of the routine so things I think that were supposed to enjoy every once in a while is people's daily and that's pretty crazy or it was at it was made at home I think that was the big one cuz like even growing up we

20:24 didn't go to restaurants a lot and now everyone all I do is restaurants are Uber Eats yeah or it was like dessert after you eat a meal always yeah meal dessert not just Dessert versus just for fun that was new to me is a dessert after a meal cuz I didn't get it you're ████ full as ████ and you want to eat a ████ vanilla banana shake like what the ████ I you're full how can you eat this dessert oh I can I know I was like there's always room for dessert no but that's what I'm saying I never understood that till recently when I you know when I met my wife she's doer time and I'm like what you have pasta no there's there's always room

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