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Technology That Still Blows Our Mind

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0:00 apparently on the new build if I don't keep my house between 60 and 90° then when there's like cracking on like the I think the word is ████ which is still funnyking caulking on everything the white Co that destroys the war that's on me but that's cuz you went cheap on the [Laughter] [Music] house welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boy careful boys where today we have all six careful boys back in the building 1 2 3 4 5 6 I 1 2 3 you're like a yin and a Yang Yin I'm still R you are still Overexposed we're kind of Yin and and yang I just got a yeah kind of and then you got Yang just wear black all the time

0:52 you probably should wear a different shirt Korean translator Korean translator that just really looks like a military shirt for you just regular legit not it this shirt's from Unico all right so here's a question for today what scientific or technological advancement blows your mind in today's world air conditioning and everything that too legit it always gets me have you guys ever lived in a house without AC that cuz that's when you really appreciate if I got a Airbnb and I found there's no AC I'm going straight to the hotel when I moved to San Diego my house had no AC and my well you don't really need it in San Diego well it was pretty hot actually it was pretty hot so for us especially cuz we were from the east coast and then there was just like a different kind of heat but it's a dryer heat and then dude my dad

1:42 got so frustrated and my family's white trash so we my dad opened the sliding door and then he like jury rigged um like one of those outdoor like the SW coolers swamp air conditioner things against the the sliding glass window and then put like a big thing on cardboard to block the block the the sun yeah yeah the sun and the and the air to keep the air in and that was like our AC damn and we'd all just hang out in the living room during the summer and like the downstairs area so on the summer I would go to Taiwan um and being that my family's Taiwanese they're the ████ most in the world they don't want to spend any ████ money you guys know what I'm talking about yeah or maybe are I don't know leave that but it'll be hot as ████ right ████ literally like like you could go like this and feel the thickness in the

2:32 air and it's August and it's ████ like 100° and my grandpa will be there with like one of those like Leaf fans just going like this and I'm staring at the AC they don't want to turn it on they don't want to cuz they want to save money they don't want to do that so he's just going like this just ████ beads of sweat literally coming down anytime your skin touches itself like if you're like this sweat comes down if your fingers are touching sweat comes down and I'm just like why the ████ did we come here Mom it's like horrendous bro in the Summers growing up my mom would like she would like to see how long she could push it before she turns the AC on and she' be like just use a fan you just use a fan why not is it that expensive though dude when I moved to LA I moved to this cat named Horton you guys remember Horton yeah he had this ████ Hyundai Elantra is a piece of ████ and

3:22 he the air conditioner worked but he would never turn it on so he's doing the same thing in traffic like the ████ drips you don't have to pay extra money on a car it's a car he's worried he's no he's worried that it will run out it will no it'll it'll break eventually and then he'll have to fix it and you know what my mom's cure is for that we would specifically seek out mentholated baby powder so after the shower we could douse ourselves and let the Menthol cool us off so we just look like a it's like pretend cold yeah we're just a family of powdered Donuts every time we ████ go outside I'm like why don't we just turn on the AC also coming from the guy who buys a heater in the winter and then leaves the heater out there and doesn't use it because he wants to say hey if I use it then I'll become weak and all because you know where my childhood trauma comes from now that's that's ████

4:19 stuff but now I ████ have the AC on full blast 24/7 they say when you leave it on a certain temp you just let it run and that's the best it's actually the best the cheapest way to to to keep your house cuz my dumb ass will turn it on off and like okay I I'll I'll turn it off for a little bit what's the temperature that like you leave it at 69 hell9 no but apparently it's like that's like good temperature for you to sleep at cuz I also heard I found out now it's actually bad for the building to expand and uh contract the building does that ████ yeah so you so it's good it's good to keep the AC on so leave it apparently on the new build if I don't keep my house between 60 and 90° then when there's like cracking on like the I think the word of ████ which is still funny caulking on on everything on the white ████ that destroys the war that's on me but that's cuz you went cheap on the

5:11 house you got to go to the root cause man I'm going to sweep this one under the table and not go there okay yeah I all right last year or yeah I I um me and my friends we we moved into well two years ago we moved into a a big house together in Hawaii no ████ AC oh Jesus Christ during the summer it was like 100 it was hotter in the house than outside oh that's why you're sleeping outside I was sleeping on balconies and ████ did you move in knowing there's no AC or was it found out later they got the house for me cuz I was I was out here and it was a nice place it was ████ cool hook up but they um they just installed an AC in their own room what the ████ bro but I'm like on man Hawaii is like it's it's got a breeze like like you could open up all the windows it's nice right but I didn't

6:02 know that depending on which part of the island like some places they don't get a ████ breeze it's like Vegas it's just hot so I didn't know that ████ right so I had the window open and I was waiting for like the breeze to come in it doesn't come in me and Hannah are like sweating and ████ and I'm like what the ████ so we moved out we have a apartment now and then we I think like just using AC and then this is just sounds like some old man ████ but I was like we live better than multi-millionaires in like the 1920s absolutely and then that's when I started like appreciating like normal ████ like like when you're on the road right you don't have a stove and then you'll use like one of those like still like small little ████ things or like like you don't have a fridge you use a cooler or whatever right so then I started looking at appliances in a totally different way like especially a

6:55 washer dryer in your house o Game Changer you ever live in an apartment where you have to like do coin laundry or you have to go to a ████ laundromat to do your laundry to come back Anthony still has to do coin laundry and he owns a house now but he went just you don't cheap out on everything he installed coin laundry at his own house it's crazy so I was inspired by Fats okay it's a separate a separate business yes use the community center it's a separate business but they have basketball court I thought that was cool I own the coins and I own the laundry yeah I just don't own the machine but it is cool cool that we live better than people who lived in the 1930s and Anthony lives better than people who lived in like the 1870s yeah progress comes the game is about progress good it's building blocks it's a starter it's you're getting go CU I think this B no one likes you here

7:46 1870s cuz I think it's boring as ████ I think it's boring as ████ to be like AC sick as ████ it's like every you know everyone has this stuff right but then after you get deprived of it and then you come back to it I feel like a bazillionaire dude yeah dude I remember the coolest thing I've ever seen in my ████ life was that Bart's house and it was a his his refrigerator and it had a water dispenser and it tells you the ounces of how much water you're dispensing yeah that's sick it tells you yeah D it to your glendor house oh wow I didn't know that yeah I was like this is I was like so this is 12 oz of water this is what 12 O of water it measures it exactly I don't know if it's exactly but the way you don't remember that I remember that I remember seeing that as I open the fridge looking for a

8:36 Coke and now some fridge like some freezers not only do they have crushed ice and regular cubed ice now they got a little machine in the back that gives you the the sphere ice oh have you seen the smart fridges have you guys seen some of the smart fridges with the ████ screen on the front and you press it and it tells you what's inside so you could send the list to yourself oh I'm missing broccoli Tomatoes I have to get milk yeah but you know what the problem with texts you what your grocery list know how to put in an extra thing where you insert the thing you have to like add it manually so wait when you get groceries you got to tell them I put R ribs it's Tomatoes yeah it doesn't have ████ UPC scanner on it you know what I mean with a weight or anything like that you got to tell what you have in order for can't you even like go to the supermarket and press the ████ camera and you can see what's inside your fridge or something yeah but it's like a $4,000 oh you would talk about

9:26 this yeah no we're talking about appliances that look sick I have this ████ he just got his own fridge for the first time ever and you're doing this ████ just chill out dude you don't got to flex all over him me just I don't have this fridge I just I got savings it was $750 off on Costco and then another promo that was $500 off let's go your house didn't come with a fridge cuz mine did 15 off you got a TV on it oh there yours came with a fridge mine came with a fridge and a and a broken laundry do they come with fridges M did yeah GE Profile with autofill water so you can just put it there and it'll just fill to the top wow walk I can walk away what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for only our super duper exclusive lovers like

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11:10 damn your s███'s hooked up is it UV filtered it comes from the well can you just one step at a time can you just celebrate the little wins you need a ████ Grand Slam every what does that mean it kills all the bacterian yeah thank you thank you we have really good water at the gym so it's probably better than Anon we live better than the Rockefellers in in the 1910s my oven is touchcreen now and it's also an air fryer so I don't need an air no way that's cool I got one I got one I got one I don't like how small my air fryer is and I got the big your ice machine I jocked it and now it's broken so now I'm a little confused on no no I fixed it did you fix it I fixed it do you need an ice machine I was Jing it cuz he was like bro I got the sickest ████ thing he's got a pet ice machine thing I came over he was making me cocktail I like this is the sickest thing I told Nina about she's like what the the ████ why is it like $700 we go

12:02 back he's like oh yeah it's broken right now so I don't know man I don't know maybe you should have buy it no it's cuz you got to clean it I didn't clean it so it wasn't working I cleaned it it works it's fine oh I just wasn't going to clean it for you what about the ice machine on the fridge though don't you got one there it's pellets though yeah so it's like circles the one like crushed ice I got regular crushing Cube what's a soft ice the pill bro the pill ice you've been to my house you have you've had the pill ice have I the little pills it's like dips like diping dots dip dots yeah it's like that dip and dots DPP and what you going to say about phon I say it still blows my mind like how you could just like talk to people look at people on phones that's the end of the video we're done I thought you we're looking at appliances and Tech that blows our minds doesn't

12:52 blow your mind dude what a simple mind I think when people I'm I feel I feel like simple mind when people click this video when people click this video they're going to expect us to talk about new ████ I thought you were going to name like a military thing we're just talking about AC and ████ normal things cuz it blows dude even a corded landline is like what the ████ you talk to someone I told you the video over no I love that over time you have become a such a gym bro that you're probably the smartest person here but sometimes if we take you out of context you just sound like one of those ████ Instagram model gym Bros and I'm living for it you don't think it's crazy if a landline you can talk to someone on this side machines are actually crazier I

13:44 think right do the Looking Glass you'll never see anything else fact machines are crazy don't you know of any like I don't know like thermal scope sniper things that are like blow your mind because attack is so Advanced yeah like ████ night vision goggles that like you have the ████ uh the thing that shoots for red out and rifle you don't think that's sicker than FaceTime or text messages thiss off yeah I guess it is cooler than I message man well this one's for work this guy's like dude you get it tells you the oun is on your fridge it does that's ████ cool it was his ████ PHR art belongs in a retirement home with this kind of commentary dude those are the people talking about how FaceTime bows are mine or the ████ ring doorbell that's ████ crazy hey

14:35 that's not okay that's good yeah but it's on a ████ 10-second delay ████ him yeah he's already got he's got your Amazon package already by the one of my clients he was getting stocked by this guy but he couldn't get the ████ video of the guy cuz he kept leaving right before the 10 seconds or 5 Second so you just see the back of his head as he's leaving as he's ████ with him oh he has a fade he's always timing it I do like how racist mine is any Mexican lady that comes it thinks it's Gio's sister-in-law hilarious yeah every single any Mexican raina's here Raina is here that's all your R profiles dudey actually damn have you guys have you guys been in like Teslas lately no no what a ████ bra Dudeck bragger

15:25 take me to 7eleven dude and show me bragger I just don't think the AC is that good oh really didn't think I was going to go there huh yours was pretty good I thought yours was good it's actually all right yeah it it's just not it doesn't blow cold your Jeep your Jeep is better than the Tesla yeah the Jeep AC is better American car AC is the best it's like ████ it's like the freon's like right in your face like you're emically you're going to have tcer is it just extra Freon you need is that what it is I don't know dude just you have have you talked to any other Tesla people and they said the same thing now we're diving deeper than I wanted to about this topic I'm curious and now that I remember Jill's old Tesla is hot as ████ in that ████ yeah AC just don't hit the same way you got to get the hybrid dude my my wife's car is sick AC yeah what kind of hybrid she got so the fossil fuel AC is the best it's really good she got the Honda Civic Hybrid and and it's so good that they keep on emailing her

16:16 and being like hey we want to offer you quite a sum of money cuz it's in demand but we're like we only have one car cuz my husband sold his car for crypto but he's he's up though he's up yeah he's up he's a little up are you up on are you up on that particular sale uh on that particular sale I'm not up no not currently I was for a time yeah yeah yeah for a moment and it was sweet at time it was really really fun it was a fun like 37 days they they they are they are getting ready to um their next roll out for full self-driving is going to be the unsupervised version finally oh ████ aka the no nag cuz right now if you do like full self driving on Teslas you still have to like in cabern cameras or ████ using AI to like track your eyeballs and stuff so if you like are looking at your phone and like or like every then you just have to pull the wheel or something like that or change the volume in order to like show that you're paying attention to the drive but there's they're starting to roll out the

17:06 non nag feature which is unsupervised full self-driving which is ████ crazy that's a trip because when we when we start living in that world where like for real for real like people don't have to pay attention and it's safer than people yeah how long till they make it illegal for us to drive our own cars how long oh I don't know but it here first 10 years dude cuz statistically it is supposed to be safer it is they could drive as fast as you know as the speed limit within a dime of each other's cars because it's all autonomous that's how ████ efficient that ████ is I'm only buy gas cars though I don't want them to control me that's fair yeah but Joe they they'll do the thing to you where they're like yeah but how many people die every year a car crashes Joe all you have to do is just give up let just

17:58 chill in your car Joe you don't want want to chill in your car and get on your ████ phone and like hang out is a good idea or they'll just do the regular thing where it's like to buy a gas car is like five times the price and gas is five times the price not if you buy it on Craigslist and it's old Craigslist think ahead you're not buying your gas on Craigslist Joe not if you have a big tank and you save it there you go okay that's true you got everybody has a big you start do buying now dude yeah start scooping out DCA now y get your gas I always thought mosquito zappers are pretty cool technology too I got one at the gym dude it's ████ they are cool the the the sound of a mosquito dying on those it's it's sexual it's borderline sexual so sad every like 3 seconds dude that was like night two now that thing doesn't go off as much cuz I ████ like sent those guys to

18:49 camps committed genocide yeah I did dude we were just chilling at like midnight outside a spot and like every ████ 3 seconds some ████ dying like what the hell that was just day two now quiet as a mouse out there I do remember though when you first moved to Vegas you like no mosquito tell me this guy you selling us on this dream but then there was monsoon season remember it was like raining everywhere and so that created a whole thing of thing was like dude there's no mosquitoes comes back gets a tattoo there nothing but mosquito bites if you wait if you wait a year they're all going to be gone it was just cuz that weird weather we had you really think that yeah there was so many ████ mosquitoes in my yard I think it was just that monsoon season that don't you live by a lake yeah oh well does that but I don't live on the lake oh cuz I went cheap on that sh got the deals got the deals I'm

19:40 adjacent I'm like adjacent I think B days are pretty cool wash the butthole but that that's 1870s is it ████ the one here I I hold my poops in for this place oh God you save it for days oo can't wait to take that JK ████ about to take a little po you ever triy to battle it what you mean like right when you're about to ████ you turn it on what did you tried that no I was just wondering like see see who wi want liquids versus solids who wins Oh I thought I thought you like it's like yeah sit down and like don't poop put that thing no you put that thing on and then try not to come that's the battle I play a lot try not to let the boys hear you coming don't let the boys hear you coming hard throwing your head back as Joe when he's in there for hell long hell yeah dude

20:31 he's just trying not to having multiple O's in Joe come on hurry up multiple o he's just like biting his [Music] shirt oh

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