0:00 [Music] does anybody here uh believe in like psychics or curses of course my life is all about luck i'm gonna say my life is all cursed what kind like a psychic like if you were to go and see a psychic who were to i tell you you'll have to say i was at some pretty fun la parties and the two times that a psychic was there because you know they did that for fun they hire a second to be there they're like you're about to come into a lot of money and i was like yeah right liar and that's maybe one of the nine things they say to people yeah was like literally just before i like jumped into crypto and all kinds of wow so i was i mean is that recent or like your first time this was like uh house party i was in like 2015
0:50 just before or no it was 2016 just before i bought into ethereum for the first time at eight bucks wow oh did she tell you the second part of the song you told me to buy ethereum right now she's like then remember to sell eight hundred of them or whatever before i will ████ strangle you right now eight bucks oh yeah eight bucks ethereum was at eight dollars he had like hundreds of them i had like 800 of them eight hundred ethereum how do you hold that though that's what i'm saying he didn't listen to the psychics how do you hold that that's impossible to hold if any of us held the bitcoin and everything we would have had like at least five mil oh yeah especially if you're the type of kid that's gonna eat the cookie first yep 800 ethereum i mean the dogecoin founder ████ sold all his dogecoin for a car he did it it's like three million dollars right
1:40 now easily yeah damn wow a uh california man sues a psychic who said that she could remove a witch's curse that was put upon him from his ex-girlfriend and the chris isn't out yet so he's like you didn't do your job ████ yeah well i think she's also the one who told him that he has a curse on him so that's the funny part oh she set it up that's just good yeah that's the symptoms of the curse there's california l.a psychic that he paid for fraud because she allegedly claimed she could remove a witch's curse put on him by his ex-girlfriend for fifty one hundred dollars that was the price that she had quoted holy ████ last month this dude mauro restrepo uh found the psychic sophia adams website that billed her as a phd as a life coach and a psychic love coach according to the city news you could get a phd in life coaching yeah phd for anything nowadays really just giving those things away huh
2:31 ████ them as long as you pay the loans right or at least get the loan that's devry dude this made the plaintiff more confident that he was speaking with a professional a phd that could help him uh and then the lawsuit was filed actually uh recently friday in torrance so uh that's a player-hating degree the psychic adams gives uh restrepo a tarot reading when he visited her office in palos verdes okay uh and told him that he had mala suerte or bad luck oh we're talking about bruja bro dude i want a malasada so uh adams allegedly claims that his family would be unhappy and in danger unless he paid her the 5100 to remove
3:21 the curse and then restrepa reportedly paid adam's a thousand dollar deposit but she did not help in any way with his marriage at the time because it's not fine he has to pay the 5 000 for it to go in effect like that's like everyone knows that yeah you can't just put a deposit down and ████ it's like when we get paid to perform right we get we get a part as a deposit and when we're done with the performance then we get the other one in like 90 days exactly but when you get deposit you don't perform you don't you're just committing to perform you're committing yeah so so she didn't he she didn't do the full seance or whatever she needed energy that is going into this the money is a necessary component to that because the money has the power yes so you know why it didn't work it was less than it was like barely twenty percent of the energy
4:12 half committed yeah thousand dollars worth of energy regardless he says he suffered anxiety and sleepless nights and is also suing for intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress along with negligence and civil conspiracy sleepless nights how's he expecting to get his curse lifted if he didn't pay the full price he's going to get a full curse and also how do you prove i know he's a half curse yeah he's lucky how do you prove your sleepless nights are caused by ████ witchcraft that's hard to say but there's definitely an objective dollar amount he's asking for 25 000 in damages so for sleepless nights you know this is a case of a scammer trying to scam a scammer no this is a case of a psychic who didn't see something coming there's going to be a lot of jurors that would let him that's a good one like she's not that good obviously i think that we got one of those fakers one like like a mall santa yeah not exactly the real the real deal hello
5:05 god that's so much better than anybody laughed at that's really good mala santa that's not what i said i said maul santa i said something worse oh what's a mala santa yeah i don't even know what's going on i thought you were going there and i was like man that was you know he's a loser [Laughter] yeah what do you think of that was that much of a ████ hack gave him credit for a good joke that you kind of came up with your own roasting i'm not gonna ████ swear take this fool's dick right now dude i'm scared of that you've already threatened to make out with me last week oh son of a ████ damn it has anybody uh is anybody into like ████ tarot cards
5:55 and psychic readings though nah that's just hella fun though right it's fun it's fun what's up with tarot cards i don't ████ ████ with that ████ he had a tarot card lady on our podcast and she was like super accurate on ████ it was pretty fun wow what was something she was accurate on uh she was just like talking about our like what was going on in our life at that point like and she didn't know us at all like we just like literally found her in like some kind of a um through our agency yeah and she came and like was talking about her current life situation like what was going on all different things and like she was nailing all this ████ but isn't it part of the trick of tarot cards like they say like kind of half truths so you could attach your own meaning to it absolutely no you will be putting on shoes sometime this week you will be putting on shoes uh i'm feeling like you won't be wearing something like a t-shirt
6:45 you're like yeah oh ████ we're the teacher right now they do say things like you know i feel like there's something that you're really trying to accomplish and there's just that one thing that's holding you back but you kind of know what you're going to do to get over it and i feel it's coming and you're like but that applies to everything it'd be doing the launch that's pretty good should be a psychic you don't read tarot cards ████ got me there i'm just waiting for the next part of all season just look me in the eyes and then just say anything right now and i'll see if it genuinely will will relate give me anything one day you'll grow up to be a real dancer dude ████ this guy hey look at me grow up ████ kinses imagine you went to a psychic that's impressive if they didn't know that they were yeah they didn't know anything oh they said i don't know
7:35 anything i'm seeing a ████ kinjas there's a friend just is very strong they're like ████ just i was like damn steve is my friend yeah how did you know steve steve's been saying this for a year have you guys actually went to a real real psychic though to like get your reading or whatever what did they have neon lights in front of their house no oh the one off the ████ five oh it's a punch that was weird there's one over there ████ the one next to the seven eleven dude my dad's good that little house my dad's been there never had a business man let's go all right now how come they all believe in the same security it's the same half fence with little spikeys on it and it's all white fence yeah and in the it's their living room that's the place of business with the neon light yep but then they live in the back house yep you always gonna walk all the way the next yeah there's no front door i never went
8:25 i'll let it for jesse here ████ hinges at the end 75 bucks for that you know i said that i don't want them to be like you're gonna go through a ████ car accident so then you think about it you manifest i know that's all i've been getting ever since i was a kid because my mom gets her ████ read all the time i'm like shut the ████ up i'll be like i want to create my own ████ destiny with my own thoughts not yours you son of a ████ don't tell me how rich i'm gonna get no no no no i don't care two million no no i want have a i just want half a million shut up some weird sidekicks bro you thought how to get a word in two million and i'm like oh ████ those are your thoughts joe has strange motivation yeah now i don't want too much i don't want just enough are you sure i've seen you operate much differently
9:16 yeah yeah what is it now everything about your life tells us differently it's much more aggressive than you let on my friend oh what do you mean what else do you mean yeah exactly i am a very conservative person i think so sometimes some of the questions that you ask about crypto i'm like this fool doesn't even know what the ████ going on and he has so much money in i'm like this guy is a ████ legend he's like what is this one and he's like how does it work and he's like okay i just put in and then he shows me his phone today and i'm like [Laughter] he's a he's a ████ mad man dude you're ████ there's a lot of zeros in the percentage sign that that made me go ah money time i was like play money only and joe's
10:06 like this is some fun money isn't it i'm like ████ oh ████ you're a dude yeah you're the psychic now yeah dude this is the guy he's ████ he's pretending i told i told bart that i get anxiety when i have money in my bank account exactly she's not a half measures guy
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