0:00 [Music] How would you go? >> Hi. >> That's so adorable. >> Oh my gosh. >> I don't know how to do this, Anthony. >> Oh my gosh. >> I'm a guest. >> Welcome back to Hi. >> That's pretty good. >> Sweet. >> Okay. Uh, if you could live in like a video game universe or some sort of IP. whole world. >> GTA. >> What would it be? >> GTA. >> I like GTA. >> The Shire. >> I want to live in the Shire. >> You know, the Shire doesn't exist without like Mordor as well, right? >> What if Shire for Lord of the Rings? >> Of course. >> Listen, you don't need to add all this to my fa to my fake world, my fantasy. >> Yeah. So, you want a house with low ceilings? Is that what you want? >> I'm short enough.
0:50 >> You're not the Hobbit house? >> Yeah. >> Can't it Can't you exist in the Shire like at the end of the movie after things are all nice? I guess. >> Yeah. >> It's so peaceful there. >> Yeah, >> it's beautiful. >> What game? What is it? The Lord of the Rings game. >> Yuck it, dude. It's the Lord of the Rings game. >> There's a game >> or book. >> Yeah, but you said games where I'm trying to play with the rules. >> I said or mythical IP. >> Okay. Mythical >> or or or just or just an IP realm in general. So, yeah, GTA works, but aren't you afraid you might get robbed and murdered? >> Like that's the whole entire world, right? >> It's an exaggerated >> It's just LA. Yeah, it's an exaggerated version of LA. >> Yeah, but I could do crime and have unlimited lives. >> Oh, you want to be a bad guy? >> I could be I could do whatever I want and then I just keep living. >> You just keep coming up at the hospital. >> Technically, you could do that now. >> No, I don't. I I die.
1:42 >> He dies. >> And then they have jail, but you don't really you just pop. You just wait. You don't go to take your weapons. >> You go to jail and then you wake up the next day. >> Yeah. >> They take everything. Yeah. >> You fight with the cops. Is that what you do? >> You do whatever. >> Anything. Isn't that fun? I had a girlfriend in the game. Yeah. I went to the strip club and then eventually we hung out and then she came to an apartment and then I got a girlfriend. >> Joe, you have a wife in real life. >> No, but like >> Don't mind. >> This is before This is before Hannah. >> His ex. He's talking about his ex. >> I don't know how they've been doing. I haven't been in my account for ages. So, yeah. I think they're just frozen. >> I think they moved on. >> Yeah, >> I think they're just like this. >> They're in GTA. They're just walking into the wall.
2:32 >> You ever wonder what happens to your characters in games when you like abandon them and you don't >> You mean your girlfriends in games? >> No. Like they're just there and they're just waiting for you to come back. >> It's like Indians in the Cupboard, you know? >> It's like that. >> Like Toy Story. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're hanging out. >> Like Wreckit Ralph. >> Yep. Like Wreckit Ralph. Exactly. >> Oh, that'd be fun. Fun. >> Very good. >> That's the world you want to be. world I would like to live in like live in or visit or what was the >> hang just be in like you exist in this universe now >> he's like so I can live there >> in the regular human threedimensional realm that we call earth you are in this IP's world >> my dream as a kid was to be able to be in like Wongf home's world >> sick >> wa that's just regular China >> except >> except if I go b this guy goes like this
3:22 in The ████ tiles come off the floor like >> Chinese Odyssey world. >> Okay. >> Yeah. And and that >> he wants to be the monkey king. And the way to travel is you jump through trees. >> The powers exist. You know, I could people's shoulders like so fight master level kung fu though. >> Master level kung fu. >> Sauce and cheese. >> Yeah. Master level kung fu. And did you say sauce and cheese? That was >> super cool. >> Do you like the world of kung fu hustle? That one's good. >> That kind has both but it's slightly modern. >> No, that one's pretty cool, too. >> Yeah, it's pretty sick. >> That one's cool. >> Would you be a part of the axe gang? Cuz I feel like he would. >> No, I'm not going to get I'm the old guy with the ████ the landlord's girlfriend. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> The guy that's like sleeping through the air >> with a sandal on his toe,
4:12 >> but he's still a kung fu master. >> Those guys are really cool cuz they have all the powers, but they're like, "We're retired. We don't do this." >> I love them. Yeah, they're so cool. Aren't they actual like kung fu masters though? Like the the landlord and the husband. Well, no. The all of them. >> Oh, you said that. >> No, no. I guess No, what he's implying is cuz they're playing homage to them. So, they were stars in the ' 60s and ' 70s. So, Steven Chow kind of did like the Tarantino thing where he was like, "Let's pay homage to them." And then the the characters they were known to do to be or the styles that they were known to be they so if you know the history they're like oh ████ I see why he's doing the ████ rings and the >> hung like like the people that knew already knew they were heroes before the reveal. >> Like they were so tight. >> They're Foxy Brown. >> Yeah. They're Pam Greers all over the place. >> That's so funny though. Bart's dream is
5:02 to just be in China. >> Chinese. >> We come to America. You want to go back? But I want Chinese physics, too. >> That part's >> But ancient China. >> Chinese physics. >> Yeah, dude. This fool could have ████ wine in a barrel. >> Boom. And blow the barrel up and ████ >> Want to live in the world of Buddhist palm. >> Yeah. >> I'm trying to think. It's definitely not the Shire though. >> Seafood. >> Okay. No one needs to be hating. >> No. No. I'm just throwing it out there. >> Well, just cuz you went first, you can go last again just in case you hear you're inspired. >> I don't like this pattern. I can think twice. Nick is just UFC. >> No, not even this. >> Street Fighter. >> Never back down, dude. He's like, I'd be in the octagon. >> No ████ way. That's actually a hard one. I can't really uh >> You guys go. You guys go. Let me think. Let me think. Blood. Blood. >> If you can't come up with me, I'm
5:52 bringing you to the Shire with me. >> World. >> Damn it. >> Coop. No, I don't ████ wait, dude. >> I would rather I would want to live in the uh Have you guys Do you know this game called Earthbound? It's in in Japan. It's called Mother, but I would want to live in that world. It's just very like it's it's an RPG, so it kind of plays like Final Fantasy in a way, but it's modernday uh setting. >> Oh. >> So, it's very like it's just wholesome. It's like playing through uh Charlie Brown the game or something. >> I would love to play Charlie Brown the game. >> So, what is it like Desert Shores? >> Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's just a really wholesome summer. It's a very wholesome like heroes journey that like it's it's very like family based. It's actually like almost like ideal life but done as a game. It's really cool. I would just
6:42 want to do that. Nothing crazy. Nothing like spectacular. >> What would you do in this world then? >> Dude, I would just bask dog. I would just be a regular dude just loving life. That's it. >> Another world I'd liked as a kid was the Brady Bunch world. >> That one's pretty sick. >> That's normal 70s life. Well, that it's a representation of nice society, >> but it's also No, it's because I didn't have any siblings. I'm like, it'd be cool to have ████ five siblings. >> And there's step siblings, too. >> Some of them are fine. >> What a plus. >> Dad is fine. >> Yeah. Alice. >> Yeah. Annie get a ████ maid. >> Alice is fine, too. >> That that that reminds me like the Pleasantville world is nice, too. You know, just it kind of encapsulates all that. So, like Andy Griffith Happy Days. Yeah. It's it's the the life that we all thought we were going to earn someday instead of, you know, this ████ hole. >> Scissor hands world >> kind of. Yeah. Where it's just like
7:32 >> where it's not his house but the other houses. >> Yeah. Where like you kind of just go through life and at the end dad gives you a lesson like that. Like it's just so so wholesome. Yeah. >> I know. We should do like a normal millennial one where at the end of the day your dad ████ you up. >> Oh jeez. >> I was honestly thanking God you said up at the end. I thought you were gonna end it. >> Yeah, me too. >> For a second, I thought you say it hit me a little bit. I was like, "Oh, >> thank God." My dad ████ me up. >> So glad you said up. >> They're both bad. >> Yeah. Yeah. One worse than the other, though. >> I'd rather just be ████ up, though. But >> yeah, I know. Yeah. >> What world did you want to be in? >> No, dude. I'm embarrassed. >> The view. [Laughter] >> What are you lying, dude? Funny me.
8:22 >> He's like Soulcalur. >> That would be crazy. Is it Is it some ninja ████ >> No, because there's too many things when you go to the video video games. It's like what's it's too much evil. >> So, I want to be in a place that's like more fun. So, you know, my childhood goes back to like thinking like, dude, it would be sick if I went to Hogwarts. >> Oh, that's cool. >> Yeah, but the snake >> I get. I know. I know. I know. I gave you I was yucking your young for you can't say you're going to call me out on Voldemort. Fi spiders there, dude. >> You couldn't even say his name. >> That That means you don't want your parents around. You don't want your parents around. You just want to be out of school all day. You want your parents around. >> Every video we talk about you not wanting your parents. >> I want your parents around. >> I want them around in my Chinese physics world. >> Oh, you don't think your mom's going to be even more Chinese in that world? >> No. But then then she actually fits and she would actually have powers.
9:13 >> Oh, you just grew up in the wrong world. >> I see. Then the dragons she sees are real dragons. >> Yeah. instead of right now she's just ████ like a cuckoo homeless person telling me crazy ████ fortunes >> she's living there we're just not with her dude that's actually really funny yeah you're right you know be sick >> that is her world >> neverland being one of the lost boys and you there's no women there's no girls >> yeah but then at that age you ain't trying to ████ >> oh you're thinking you're thinking >> Tinkerbell Tinkerbell Tinker Bell >> from real Peter Pan >> oh yeah oh yeah it's true >> okay no when you're At that age, you ain't trying to get your dick sucked. You want to be around too young. >> So, you're trying to be around you're trying to be around younger boys. >> No wants to never grow up cuz you never grew up. The boys are young. >> If you go there, they'll make you a pirate cuz you're too old to be lost. >> No, I'm going to be my younger self,
10:03 obviously. Because >> you're definitely the pan right now. You You grew up. >> I want I want You're Robin Williams. >> I want Robin Williams. >> I want to go back to >> All you got to do is believe, man. And I'll go there and I'll be like, "Dude, Dante, quit being a ████ I know you in real life." He's like, "Stop calling me that. My name's Rufio." Like, "Dante, you look really young right now." >> Who the ████ is Dante? Who the ████ is that? >> More. >> Hella funny you want to be there. >> You guys tell you never pray to God that one day you wake up in Neverland. >> I wanted to eat the food and hook. I wanted to eat. >> Dude, I hell wanted to be around other kids that were that cool when I was a kid. >> Yeah. and the food scene. I wanted to >> Yeah. Just pretend. And I was like looking at Peter like, "Why can't you just pretend, dude? Everyone's doing it." >> Harry Potter. They go into the great hall and suddenly all the food just
10:53 shows up. You're like, "Yeah." >> But see, that's what makes me jealous of people that liked Harry Potter because so I never saw it. But like imagine how much we love Hook, >> but then they got >> Hook every year. Like they got so many installments. >> Like god damn. >> But I think we were too old for Harry Potter. >> Yeah, it was too old. >> It wasn't so evil. Probably Yeah, probably Slytherin. >> Wow. >> Movies >> seven. >> Why is Slytherin so evil? Are they evil? >> Well, they're associated with with evil. >> The dark arts. >> The dark arts. But I feel like, dude, honestly, every one of us ████ in this room would have played with the dark arts a little. >> No, not me. I don't like dark arts. >> You are ████ Voldemort. I don't like dark arts. Hey.
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