0:00 [Music] are you guys aware of the rolex wearing diamond ring wearing oh thank god yes kiss stealing oh my greenland oh my god limousine writing jet flying son of a gun who who is it rick flair nature boy dude so he just had his last match this past sunday at the tender age of 70 ████ four years old wow what the ████ he retires in 2013 i believe dad's like my dad's age yeah bro then how the ████ is he still moving dude because he's the name barely but he but but it's one of those weird things where because you know professional wrestling there's so much going on like to sell moves and ████ like you know you if i like i can grab anthony's head and
0:50 then i'm like punching my own hand and then yeah anthony's like god damn yeah he's gotta sell it you gotta set like so bart punches me in the face like this you gotta like you gotta sell that's a good sell this is my favorite one that was so good i love that ████ i love that ████ bro my favorite i ████ gotta give yourself whiplash a little bit either but when you're a kid you don't know they're selling it so you're just actually pile driving your friend through a ████ dining room table and then you're like man he's really not good at selling this um so yeah he he um he so he leaves the wwe right like this is like 2013. he fights i believe it was shawn michael's hbk in his last match and then um he's supposed to be retired after that as a wrestlemania by the way at
1:40 wrestlemania yeah and then there's this really funny part too during that which i just got caught up on all this to host the show but but um i forgot about this there's a part where um ric flair is basically like he's like the idea is that if he loses this match that he has to retire forever forever and so shawn michaels is about like has him on the ropes and ████ and then he's tuning up the band bro yeah yeah yeah he's tuning up and then um rick rick flair is basically like come on do it finish me like finish me put me on my misery son of a ████ and then sean michael is about to do his like ████ sweet chin music thing and he's like he's like i'm sorry i love you and then he ████ kicks him in the face yeah but he also slaps his eye it's so incredible and it was like no and then yeah obviously rick flair cried but then here we are like years and years later he's 74 years old he gets
2:30 with this promotion company that's like really well known um in in wrestling and they're doing the last match and then it's it's caused like kind of an uproar in the wrestling community because people like is he too old for this ████ is he being taken advantage of right right because he's like kind of an alcoholic and he's like had money issues and like he's well known as being like kind of a he it didn't go so well for him like with the money stuff damn so he needed this for his personal real life he claims he doesn't because he does like um what's what's that version of only fans but for hollywood people buy no not fiverr um i know what you're talking about where they do the shout outs ████ dante does this cameo so yeah which we're gonna start doing soon but yeah because we need it it's a recession as the rug boys so he he does like he claims that he can subsidize a
3:21 lot of his income with that stuff um but then he's doing this wrestling match and watching this you guys just tell me what you think because i don't want to lead the witness we just need a gofundme for him huh we need to go find him why is his walkout so tired because that's how he he what he does the oh because that's swag walk yeah that's his swag oh i thought he was coming out like he needed a ████ crutches or something he's still kind of thick though nature boy he's walking extra slow that robe looks a little too big for him it looks like he's out of breath taking that robe off oh yeah he's got some snap to his hand though yeah that that's his chop that's his but he only got one hand how come his other he no he sold it though dude he that's a backdrop have you ever ever had a backdrop with your chest dude he ████ stepped on his hand yeah see that hurts that much what an
4:11 honor must be to be that guy oh yeah jay lethal he's just slapping his tits around dude that will still buff as ████ for old man right he looks like ████ though man oh it looks pretty rough oh she's bleeding yeah damn he can't afford to lose any more blood no he needs all the blood he can get why does he look so old so did ric flair die oh no he hits him with the figure four dude jeff jarrett looks great though jeff jack looks really good is he still doing the guitar thing how could him give him his leg is he that damn is ric flair actually wincing and paying in real life but if rick that undertaker yeah the f was a big ████ dude he's like 6'5 though no i think he's like six like six nine or something everybody's paying respects red heart was there yeah holy ████ look at this
5:01 ████ bloody ass wig i know right damn they all came so that's the end of it but yeah damn i don't know what do you guys think man you know have you seen this 30 for 30. yeah dude it's ████ incredible it's crazy like that guy isn't his life he gets married and then the the same night that he gets married he like leaves and goes and ████ you hookers can't stop so wild can't stop this sounds like an interesting warrior it's like i got married and he's like i realized he's like yeah i realized like like a couple hours in i was like yeah this isn't for me and then he just goes so does he get a divorce though yeah ████ yeah he got the worst did he win that match he did win that match yeah yeah i think that's ████ awesome yeah yeah if he's down i mean he's been freaking doing that forever right it probably looks a lot worse to us yeah if he
5:51 doesn't leave like hurt or like permanently injured i think that's fine yeah like you got to ████ even uh at the end of the day i think when you can be in that space there's so much glory to be on a stage like that you know what i mean like let's hit that age you can tell he loves it ████ fans just cheering the lights he's being celebrated too which is dope yeah it's like nobody's nobody's ragging on him he's a legend so my question is when do you think his last match is going to be i don't know and probably next year honestly because that's what everyone's thinking like it's like is he really done i mean if that's how you want to go out right i mean it's not even just ric flair though it's like you see it in like other athletes in general it's like they they take some time off but then they get addicted to the glory like that and like robert parish robert to be honest i want to see this more i want to see the like 1965
6:44 olympics like 100 meter swim winner and then go in the pool with michael phelps actually see that guy drown let's see what happens well i think there's a i think it's a good idea he's in a wheelchair and they shove him in the water [Laughter] a showmanship to this right yeah yeah the showmanship gets to like lend itself to the narrative of his legend no they give a walk out he goes like where's where's my goggles yeah like he gets to do the whole thing walk out pull the whole thing off in the water now michael phelps is purposefully swimming slow he keeps asking i want to see ric flair even in a wheelchair on stage ████ rolling up to his opponent slapping him and then they have to sell that he does the back shot he like ████ rolls up there was a couple of moments during this match too where he did that they did that like that bomb and brick floyd didn't even move
7:34 [Laughter] he all started hooking up yeah and like and like i remember undertaker's seeing that you can see undertaker just watching this being like are you ████ kidding me okay pretty funny i guess you are gonna have that but he's gonna be next undertaker yeah do you think he'll do it he's on his last limbs oh no he's done he retired uh he retired like three years that's the question then it's like did is this really what rick flair wanted to do or was he like had no choice like that is the quest that is the controversy and that's what people are wondering and if he had no choice and he still had the option to be able to do this in a place of no choice that's pretty sick that's true you know what i mean it's like ████ dude like i'm out of money oh i could still get out there and do this and it's like legendary man i wanted to see you do america's best dance corner 75. this was his last if i'm treated like that sure right everybody else
8:24 bigging me up wait that's the one with uh yeah shawn michaels so this is this is that moment dude shot michaels heartbreak kid you know rick flair is like no just finish me already when was this early 2000's he's like come on you son of a ████ that's the dagger dude this is all about the stories huh yeah dude it's all about the story i've been watching it with the wrong lens as oh and he kissed him on the floor how old do you think ric flair was here like in his 60s or something yeah yeah yeah so he was still rolling well if he was 74 this is 2013. nine years ago he was a lot older than i thought back when even when he was in his prime yeah i know he was that old
9:16 the fact that he's like 65 and taking a ████ sidekick to the chin like that doesn't matter he's almost 16. dude how old was the dude that we wrestled with 70s right 60 or 70 yeah because he was ████ energetic man you wrestled with a 60 yeah we took a wrestling lesson like professional wrestling lesson with this guy mr wonderful yeah really for jk video or mr fantastic it sounds like these delusional ████ jumped a guy in a parking lot and like we yeah we did a arrest this guy ████ just picked me up watch look it up look up jk and then wrestling jk adventures wrestling this guy just picked up like nothing me and ryan just laughed because when you said mr fantastic that's like a dancer oh yeah yeah wait how how how much did you ate during that time probably close to 200 pounds he just picked me up like nothing yo i'm getting a lot of and he ████ whacked me in my chest ████
10:06 just kidding films wrestling jk okay jk adventures type in just kidding films and then wrestling jk films wrestling got to do some cool ass ████ locked due to elder abuse yeah two asians get beat up is the title oh that's yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's not we didn't jump an old man dude this guy was ████ strong look at this guy [Laughter] he was tough dude he's in a wedding singer too he's in all kinds of movies yeah he's in weddings yeah he's in wedding singer he's um he's the guy at the end yeah where uh the dude is gonna rush towards adam sandler and he goes on my watch or whatever yeah that's that oh he's the guy who like helps like block him in the plane yeah yeah he has to learn how to break watch go go uh fast forward just like the beginning parts there's like parts where he's like whacking us with chairs and ████ oh is this a dude whose mustache is like this yeah yeah yeah
10:56 holy ████ dude i was i had a lot more respect for the wrestling after this cuz i was like this is really it's like a true athletic endeavor most of it is just for like theater but i'm like the amount amount of athleticism you need is crazy and the pain and the pain too the ████ i need to be able to improvise on a spot like that yeah like these guys are throwing each other around they have to like make ████ up it's at the end bart was it oh you got hit with a chair i think so i forgot oh ████ way this guy i'll try to steal that chair ████ bend over oh ████ you know these videos bart's ass is not as big as this no not even the ████ way not juicy oh did that hurt yeah i did so it was a real chair yeah but he he didn't go as hard but they're all wheelchairs and wrestling but that's that's the thing i always try to figure out like is there a way to take a chair hit to the face
11:47 without it hurting no it hurts all of it so when he was showing us like the one he did like a chestnut boom that should hurt when you do that you're making sure the guy that bought a ticket at the far corner is getting his money's worth so he's like wow it's ████ hard as ████ is this the same guy yeah same dude dude we hired him for a ████ red food lmf video no way oh yeah he plays a cop yeah yeah he always plays cops yeah yeah that's so tight holy ████ just to say it again logan paul's ████ frog splash fire oh bro oh my god yeah from the from the rope crazy yeah we should start breaking down wrestling videos grabs the ████ little pad throws it at the chick's face first i was like yo jk reacts to wwe well done man i love wwe it's ████ hilarious i love it too i also have a respect for it that i didn't i don't remember having as a kid bart's trying
12:38 to leave her go ahead mark finish me you son of a ████ yeah finish me off i'm sorry [Music] you
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