0:00 [Music] check this out man harvard scientists have built a school of fish that are powered completely by human heart cells wait what i need more information before i understand how to react so they were able to make these fish out of paper plastic gelatin and two strips of living heart muscle cells that contract automatically like this and the fish just infinitely swims is it alive that's the question wow i got considered alive it's a piece of paper does it want to reproduce that looks like the jankiest fish i've ever seen oh yeah is it a robot running on blood oh oh yeah yeah because does it want to ████ say is it cardi what kind of cells is it the heart just beats on its
0:51 own right yeah but it needs an impulse doesn't it isn't that how it works yeah it's technically like a biological battery i ain't no doctor but if you don't know like you know if you start it it just keeps going why do they choose a fish probably just so in this study they're trying to figure out a way to just make a new heartbeat for someone that doesn't have a heart oh so this is like their testing because they're saying once the cycle starts things just keep motoring there's a story where a doctor did that with a lizard and he grew an arm and he fought spider-man sick story bro like that happened yeah that's not supposed to like i don't like andrew garfield like that oh you have beef with andrew garfield i'm more you're a toby guy you can't be a toby guy dude when he's yeah that's the worst scene in all
1:41 ████ movies ever bro emo toby was the yeah you ████ yeah so that's their study they're trying to explain that in some ways a fish is a pump but instead of pumping blood through the body it pumps itself through the water wow it's a robot then that ████ ain't alive i guess you could say it could be a robot but yeah check it out basically not our life it's hard heart cells stay healthy by constantly rebuilding themselves a process that takes about 20 days because the fish swam for more than a hundred days he says each cell has rebuilt itself in there about five times whoa but does the cells need to eat anything to ████ oh yeah does the fish eat that's crazy oh it doesn't swim don't do nothing because it's just it's just these contractions one side and the other and it makes the tail go like that's loco ese so the cells like mat that reproduce well it's like if you
2:31 think about it you know that heart tissue so it's not just swimming through regular water that liquid has a solution that helps maintain it okay yeah so heart operates like a biological battery through the sodium potassium pump so you got positive and negative ions going in and out right and then so technically it's like a potato where you can like power a light bulb just infinitely until all of the ions go through it so it lasts 100 days but i'm sure like maybe to 200 days or whatever the heart will eventually slow down once it runs all the ions in the water through the tissue um yeah basically like i know things about yeah what the ████ you just want to know everything about hard food oh you just made all that up this is electron sodium pumps now that was that was a good explanation i just had to make fun of towers
3:23 that was actually really good explanation i just had to make them so scientists but i respect the hard sciences too sometimes i'm about feelings i don't know about why is the heart why is the heart the feeling thing because that's where you got the four chambers of anger pissed the ████ off horniness mm-hmm and goddamn oh greeks used to believe that the emotions and everything was in the gut not the heart because we felt like uh butterflies yeah butterflies on the stomach the gut or when you feel like ████ what did the italians say it's probably similar we just stole a lot of greek ████ because the romans right yeah i thought italians were the feelings around the balls hey what you say to me
4:16 the feeling's in the finger dude fingers nuts this is the representation of a ball sack hey what's the matter yeah right in the testies security deposit ████ that hey i got your security puzzle right here you guys are like got it tell me if it's like new york yeah that's all we know from tv security [Laughter] yeah no they're correct how did you react you're left there's no such thing as a security deposit for that reason yeah yeah yeah you don't ████ trust me what are you saying huh what this face ain't a good enough guarantee
5:06 ████ out of here all i wanted was you to start [Laughter] so like hearts and stuff man what's up with that what's up with hearts and fish yeah so that said they don't consider those things living beings yeah i don't either they said they're yeah that's what's going on crazy it looks like it's living it does but they said all you're doing is replacing an engine or a rotor or another piece that you would make in a machine that's all it is wait was it originally a fish no it's just a piece of paper plastic it's like a paper gelatin it's just pumping salt does it look like it's living because it because you have the contractions of those cells he's like this is not supposed to be alive but it's living i don't like this little plastic ████ fish that you put in the bathtub and you can play the with the magnets
5:57 ████ plastic fish it's just so fun to talk like that i ate a pizza today that's why we didn't eat italian bro you did you're the sub bro we need a meatball sandwich yeah ████ little jelly ████ heights deli [Laughter] we need to have a segment where you go like in italian news you know what's funny is how do we even pick that ████ up when there's no italians here in like l.a well there are but they're on tv do you have a little italy here no no but you know what's funny is there used to be like an italian community because there's a remnant of an old italian like delhi now but it's trickled around right there's a chain of them yeah i forgot the name of
6:47 it but it's like an italian market and the people there or the hey what's the ████ matter here you know maybe does something to you well like literally little italy's in like big cities on the east coast or straight italian food well and they're straight italian yeah yeah yeah do you think if not even an italian-american accent but like italian yeah yeah that's why my last name like those guys they were super isolated very italian yeah it was pretty good do you think if la built like a little italy do you think people would come you think italians would come no i think it was a time that they will come type ████ no i don't think so i think it was a timing thing like my family floated over in like the 20s or 30s my grandpa and from where italy uh i actually saw their like uh names at the uh whoa new york no way yeah it was cool they came to the us first yeah and then they went to not other side of the family so dad's sides of town oh besides argentina mom mom was
7:38 born in argentina but that was born here but they floated through ellis island and then i think they just went to big cities so dad's family ended up in little italy and cleveland and that's where they grew up sick but i think they were so isolated that like there's racism going on like my last name is farnachi but there's a lot of racism and stuff and my uncle was a pro boxer and they switched the name against italians like like whites of them against italians but now like italian is white yeah yeah but but then there's world war two and and even just americans like the yankees didn't want to get the ████ italians out of here you know yeah yeah so uh yeah with that our whole family changed our name wow just look at your pro box wasp white anglo-saxon protestant yeah yeah that's considered white that's a yankee because my yeah cause my girl is like british right she's like well she's welsh which is real white uh classical
8:31 indigenous white home depot paint color yeah yeah pearl white real well it's the whitest white you've ever seen hw here quiet you [Laughter] check out this welsh girl you see that she's like that's the way you need it so when she when she came here she was like i don't freaking understand this whole like who's white and who's not like i don't get it yeah like even bart's joking like italian's white but it's not white but it is white it's like olive oil i guess but like but then like off white is that not white olive oil [Applause] american standards though you're actually latino yeah yeah i mean like i'm 50 like i'm i'm i'm happy you're argents you're the best of both worlds yeah i am i just don't look it i mean but argentina's but i just if you
9:22 go to europe if you go to europe they'll consider you white yeah even when i go to mexico i'm obviously kind of pale now because the winner but i'll go to mexico i went to uh with my buddy and one of my best friends like a redhead and their family is ████ wasped out and uh we'd go like slightly separately they'd all try to talk spanish to me they'll try to talk english to them like people they could tell a little bit that something's different well canelo looks like an irish ginger man yeah he looks like irish but he's mexican right then yeah do you identify with white i don't know man like my mom i think probably because my mom is like argentinian she moved here when she was like 18. does she have an accident at all i i so i had a weird uh epiphany when i was in like high school because you i just know my mom is my mom yeah my best one of my best friends is indian and his dad's accent's so thick i couldn't understand ████ yeah and then i was like he's like no he said no he doesn't i
10:12 said no bro i can't understand your ████ dad yeah and then i was like can they not understand my mom like do i just not know i can't understand my mom no but then i asked my homies i asked the homies to like no not at all she's been here long enough i guess oh wow but she does have an accent is it slight i don't think so did she say certain words differently i don't think so i'm mistaken you called you uh mistakenly called you white earlier i'm not offended by anything i'm not offended about nothing you should try though silent white horror figures it's healthy yeah i don't know yeah white mike like silent white because it sounds like silent night silent white half of america doesn't even know what argentina is you know didn't you just spell mike with three k's too 3k ████ oh my god in my head i was like why um [Music]
11:13 one right asian but then at the same time like come on with like thousands of years of different culture like how how do you blend it into one well what kind of chinese are you the ching chong kind because [Laughter] i love japanese food because i like chinese and you're like just saying both yeah man he's like they're kind of the same they're parallel they're adjacent yeah it's not like hey i was like hey hey are you chinese girls yes i'm chinese i'm like how about mexican meals no and i'm like why you don't like mexican he goes i'm chinese the bar's whispering to him you're chinese you're chinese you're not messing around it's ████ american hey either way both your hands know how
12:03 to make a good steak true we got good food we got good food [Music]
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