0:00 so when I was like 11 and then I took a break when I was like 18 then went back to it and then came here and then he ruined my life how how can you convince you opened the light for you you ruined my life [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of off the record with the careful boys uh we've got a phenomenal guest today we've got Hannah in the not hot City I was gonna say hot seat it's not a hot seat we've got Hannah here today everybody clap your ████ hands sounds pretty harsh huh what are you going for there what does it sound like she's like a ████ does this sound fake or does it sound like an actual region oh no he sounds like an actual region it's actually
0:51 really really good oh what region are you being sarcastic I'm like an idiot pool yeah a whole video everybody's got to go with their Posh accents okay all right oh yeah do a British accent see where that goes we should have had Hawk here we should have had Hawk here and then Hannah's all like get this fake ass British boy out of here Hawks is the most part show he gets made in front of by other British people and it sounds fake he's Oxford all the way it sounds so fake for some reason he should be reading audio books imagine him doing Dickinson oh yeah that'll be lovely or just directions on your GPS are you pretty good like for example um obviously within America we're like familiar with like American lingo or accents whether it be like Southern or like you know from the hood or like
1:41 whatever or like Italian obviously we got our Italian unlocked right but uh same with with British are you capable of like doing like clear Regional accents for like me yeah as in like faking it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah exaggerating or mocking it yeah yeah like a joke now I'm really like genuinely ████ like you sound like you're from London yeah that's good London yeah honestly probably better than my London accent London Mike mine's terrible I can't do it I can speak like this what about your Vietnamese one yeah internet of the video I'll do it later though it's pretty good okay I taught her well yeah what are like what are like the uh when you hear types of accents like it
2:31 denotes like almost like a class all of them if you hear someone and they don't sound like Hawk they have a regional accent they're common as ████ like just check your pocket zip your bag up so Hawks not common her ass and Hawks is queen's English queen's English when he walks by you get more money in your wallet it just multiplies pounds pounds it's all quid quid 300 quid I just quit in my pocket imposter so like so his accent that he does beautifully what region would he be from ████ Narnia or some ████ he knows Mr tubness but if hog doesn't say hello Gardener I don't know what kind of Posh is that he's just like RP
3:23 standard seven what's RP I actually don't know what it stands for oh gosh Royal parchment did you grow up at the palace oh Royal Palace what do you think of uh the new king are you like a big fan like what are your thoughts that's a great first question as an ignorant American you know asking questions what do I think I think we should have gone a bit more French on them a long time ago Slaughter no yeah Guillotine style do it nice storming the Bastille yes oh yeah that would be great that would probably get more views in The Royal Wedding just all the iris they're the ones I hate there storming
4:13 the palace get in there get rid of them yeah why not that's because she's Welsh she's not really yeah we're not into that stuff what is what is that what does that mean when you're like Welsh enough Wells people got colonized by England and they got forced to speak English close enough yeah close enough so you have a different language that you speak do you know what the Welsh do yeah but you don't know how I know a little bit but don't ask me to do it because I'll get told off because it's not good it's like a sensitive subject it's like similar to how in Hawaii they came over and they were like no longer allowed to speak Hawaiian and now they're trying to bring it back oh so a lot of Welsh people do speak it but it's like a sensitive thing and sometimes if you ask a Welsh person they get real like it's like you're saying they're less Welsh if they don't speak or they feel guilty for not speaking oh interesting
5:04 oh I have no idea I really relate to the Hawaiians which you know that's why I live there yeah and become local same struggle same struggle it's very very similar is it really common for uh Welsh people to be predominantly like redheads it's Celtic Celtic yeah that's indigenous whites yeah yeah with the OG white the native whites princess Kimiko over here [Laughter] Celtics are generally redheads more of them yeah really Kelly doesn't really mean much though it's just a bunch of people that moved across Europe and landed in the UK but it's like different tribes the Boston Celtics like that they're leprechauns that's okay I do I don't know you smell Celtic with the KRC
5:54 that's ████ good though dude Celtics I don't accept any of the Celts in America though I'm gonna say it you're not us not even Larry Bird what about Kevin Garnett he's from Indiana I'll take Conan and I'll take Steve Green that's it Steve Green oh he's considered a redhead but he's like he thinks he's Irish he thinks he's Irish so we'll let him how can you tell what is what's the German about him nobody looks more German than Stephen [Laughter] Oktoberfest scared I could picture him more than that I picture him more than that than like Irish wear nobody looks more German that's crazy that you can
6:46 see with those eyes because for me like I yeah for Asians I could oh that's super Korean or super whatever yeah because we're used to it right but for me like white people just like white people whoa he's like oh you're German he's German he's German as the queen bless him but he thinks he's Irish queen of Germany the whole royal family is German ish except Meghan Markle though huh I like her yeah she's still good style nice hair documentary was weird but yeah it was and she married a ginger so I'm good with her if you'll accept a ginger man I have to like you yeah because not many people will you're one of us right I mean maybe because Prince could have something to do yeah that's right I forgot he probably has some extra leverage the most gender gingers do still Ginger
7:37 though still Ginger that's why he went after a princess uh Kimiko over here look at that that's sexy though that this is hers it is from the outside like how do you view America like what is like America how smart or like you specifically yeah start with me start from like appearances and then like first impressive oh just for hit yeah yeah I know one thing I know I know one thing we don't have enough time Europeans don't wear hats like that not unless you're a hipster in East London um they don't wear baseball oh no my head my head was cold so I put it on this morning East London hipster that's dope you don't get to respond though she just has to keep oh yeah
8:27 oh yeah to be fair he's very forgettable do you think he spoke English at all no I didn't I did not realize this guy's fresh off the boat I mean I thought that it was a really fun game oh I'm having so much fun this is great so so let's let's say back to it's more of a Lombard's generic question of uh generic opinions of Americans and then your personal discoveries of Americans yeah what do the Brits think of us and then what do you think of us yeah you don't want to know the answer I don't know people are concerned when they knew I was dating an American they're what they were concerns how are they concerned with your mental health kind of yeah they were like hasn't hit rock bottom yet like you've not hit 30 you've still
9:18 got options you've not completely over the hill what's the equivalent it's kind of like they just you don't have to the stratation and at the time with those the Donald Trump stuff it wasn't great it wasn't great they were deeply concerned they don't think uh did it change when they saw him it changed when they saw his Instagram following they were like ah that'll do he's into crypto cool yeah oh but they were concerned they commented on that more than him being Asian but that he's American yeah they refer to him as the American wow how does that feel that's great right we call him the jab around here dude today's video is brought to you by DraftKings are you ready for the biggest Sunday in sports
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10:58 app and use the code off the Record new customers can bet five dollars on Super Bowl 57 and get 203 bets instantly only at DraftKings Sportsbook with code off the Record minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply void in Ohio see the show notes for details and it's never looked more Japanese at this moment yeah dude I didn't know like the these small little cultural new because sometimes I feel like we're so connected to the UK just from the content we consume and all that that it just feels like America in Europe yeah yeah and then like I just didn't know certain things like how like there's so many mixed relationships there and it's really new here so it's like a wow thing like it's like wow people are just dating interracially and I was like because all of my family members and like friends were like is her family cool with it because that's always the thing that they ask is like is that are they cool
11:48 with like dating outside you know and whatever and then she's like I already have like so many other ethnic like she has African uncles and like Indian and all that so it's like no one cause yeah and then didn't you say something about like the the whole there there's been Nobles and stuff and all that yeah that's history I mean it's never been illegal do you know what I mean like here it was illegal right you weren't allowed to do it it never was like Othello was written in what 1400s he's a black guy married to a white girl that's Shakespeare ████ like this spear ████ uh you got a Brit on here now so you gotta talk about Shakespeare yeah yeah I heard of Othello I thought it was some Greek philosopher ████ me too that's why the pieces are black and white is that what boxes are in the game Othello I've never even played that before yeah yeah what's that game
12:41 yeah but I mean it was still mad races back in the day but okay so so that's a little bit tied to Joe but what are some other broader perspectives that the the Brits have of of us us yeah talk about the ████ you want yeah ████ about Americans and at the end of the day you told me don't hold back all of us here are immigrants right Colleen at some point at some point see we're all well I guess we got no loyalties you're like the freshest immigrant so we should be talking ████ to you yeah get out of my country yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah get out of my country the thing is all the stereotypes the British have about the Americans the stained stereotypes that the rest of Europe has about the Brits oh like what so like kind of dumb culturally ignorant don't speak any other languages food sucks food sucks that's not true
13:34 all that kind of stuff and then the rest of Europe thinks that Britain is like dumb uncultured overweight so it's like you always have to shift it along but that was what we thought and it's kind of true people here are bigger I gained like 20 pounds when I came to America oh yeah congrats what do you think it was in the McDonald's it was that yeah okay make that guy she was a vegetarian before she met me no way for like a decade dude a decade so when I was like 11 and then I took a break when I was like 18 then went back to it and then came here and then he ruined my life how how did they convince you opened the ████ light for you you ruined my life no you love chicken and beef how did he convince you to eat that I didn't she did it herself oh yeah you ████ mad
14:31 yeah he gave me street meat some guy just treat me yeah it was like midnight in Mexico in Mexico he got fajitas and he goes here you go Hannah I got some for you and because she's a polite Brit she's not an American that goes I'm vegan you son of a ████ she's more like oh really that's nice can't be rude oh really and it was bad oh it was ended it was like midnight the guy had like the last piece of meat he put it on the grill did you get diarrhea not from that we did though we got like what a week at the Marriott the Marriott it was coming up from a nice place yeah yeah it was gross too and we had one bathroom and we shared it oh no and it was coming up both ends I got that one must have brought you guys closer though yeah yeah it's really
15:21 actually sexy it was the most sexy it reaches a point that it just gets hot sweat coming down his face pushing I was like some man it's a man what about favorite things about America free refills that's beautiful why I take that for granted that's so good they just bring it to you I'm like yeah constantly so good you could be like hey what the you just point I'm so sorry I'm so sorry yeah you can be rude yeah you better look top off yeah come on man free refills I love that you said you're a shocked of how the service is here sanity how the service is in what ways Insanity it's like you own them
16:11 oh it's like there's no free will anymore if you're in the service ████ you just do whatever the ████ people want you to do you have to act like there's one person in the world who has money and that's that customer it's barely two dollars and doesn't tip we don't say sire or anything though you basically do I mean it is it is called the service industry he's a means who are no yeah what the expectation of what people have to do in this country is ridiculous just as much as the expectation of how much we have to tip for that service not everyone does though that's true yeah what's it like over there let's say let's say you're uh you work at a restaurant can I get me some potatoes yes you can and then what's the what's it how do you have to react here can I get some potatoes God damn it yeah you bow
17:03 [Laughter] at the balls while they order the food just to make sure they feel the connection they feel good give it a little tickle then you bring them the potatoes right and the potatoes aren't good you have to finish the job Jack them off they come and that's how you get it yeah that's nice yeah that's the service on June B right it's someone's going straight to Hawaii that's just you're making her cut balls all day that's why we're the number one top selling store has he been lying to me because I've been coughing balls like oh no that's an American I think he groomed you you're as bad as Andrew Tate Jesus Christ what are some good slang words that we could use to insult people that like Brits you you ████ like how do we really
17:55 cut to the core of one British person your American like what's worse than what's worse than that you Yankee what's worse than that it's more tone you've got to really drop it no humor in it ████ oh yikes yeah yeah the lip the lip Rays I can't even are we gonna get flagged for that is that 100 by the British flag people don't see the call Value don't care God not that weird everyone here hates that word we love what word ████ I like that word yeah I think it's cool we're not allowed to say it on public and stuff it's a it's like a major curse word isn't it America's hate it can you say that word on like British TV and radio I think you can say after anything after 9pm you can pretty much say what you want whoa that's sweet that's pretty cool they got like a anti-con curfew yeah it's for the kids yeah because
18:45 they're going to sleep that's amazing we don't have none of that so no humor just cold say it yeah there's even like a smidge a few minutes you lost it because we say ████ why don't like oh you little ████ yeah what's the number one thing that your family is like jealous of you for for being here free refills free refills cup of water I always bring it up when you talk to her like man how are those free refills yeah you like them wait they gave you a free soda on that wait you already paid you already paid for one and you get three refills and they just don't stop you could keep drinking oh my God this is a crazy that concept must have been wild though and like waiters so you're stealing
19:35 so you pay for one soda and you could get two or three or four or as many as you can it's weird that's the American dream dude and we get free napkins oh you do actually that is that is actually a really big thing when you like go to other places and you don't have napkins there and you're just like oh ████ yeah I don't know what to do what do you guys do go in the bathroom in a restaurant okay you pull the ████ paper towel out and then sometimes they don't do a good job so like four of them fall into the trash can AKA like these ones over here yeah you're talking about your own place do you get those clean ones stuff them back in or you go I didn't see why would you stop it back in because they're clean I already like landed in the trash are afraid of the environment so we're all on the same page then yeah I'm not gonna do that but I felt guilty I feel guilty that I saw I saw something
20:26 happen I saw like the mom leave the kids behind it I didn't say hey Mommy left the kids like to see something say something yeah yeah let's go up I didn't see that and let's walk away well I would at least throw it in the trash I wouldn't put it back in oh it's in the charger oh it's in the trash fine if it's only four pieces I'll find use for each one yeah and what if it was from the roll thing you have to ████ roll it back in that's nice you're a good guy all right last ████ talking point about America go ahead last one give us one more one more give us a good one dude what's the stupidest thing we do yeah yeah the stupidest thing politics yeah are we doing it wrong the whole thing we just have it all wrong it's too long six months come on now what's six months our campaign or uh well it starts a year before actually it's once a year before six weeks it
21:17 never really ends yeah they're still campaigning through through their presidency right for for approval yeah yeah we do six weeks start finish done done over we don't want to listen to them talk that much yeah join me and it's a lot of nothing too huh so much nothing yeah that bothers me deeply so we look pretty stupid all into it and following the news and like yeah I can see that you know they're Prime Ministers they ████ battle it out like they debate it all and they and then they ████ talk ████ with the parties and it's like real quick so are the debates there actually debates because you know here they're not real debates like it's just like we make them wear wigs and stuff it's fun you know we keep it like dude we gotta wear wigs then huh they still do that oh yeah we do a lot of that oh yeah no I mean like we they only debate during the presidential campaign right they debate
22:07 during their term when there's topics yeah and it's like oh and you got another person going oh like Canada does it the same way when Trudeau was like talking about the truckers and ████ and then they just pop up and I was like wow look at this and she's like the British one's better and I'm like what she said the Canadian ones like British one like elementary school kids per like practicing to do it like Parliament so I was like what so then I saw the British one I'm like dang they go crazy you know it's funny though I was recently in Hong Kong and you know how like obviously the British occupied Hong Kong for 100 years blah blah blah so in their Judicial System even these like Chinese dudes with the captain crunches funny dude in the whole thing and it's like it's still entertaining that s███'s real I used to be so confused with my mom would be watching the J channel that Kenston uses soap operas and I'll be like why are they wearing oh yeah they
22:57 do they still they got it's clear like the black hair is still coming out like they don't put it on like as a real job yeah they're not trying to trick it they put it on like a hat yeah yeah it's like I must that white it's like it's like look at the Quaker Oats guy
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