0:00 oh it was crazy dude he was one of the clients a really small penis very odd I got paid though transactions do have a deal no emotions here no emotions yeah he came in my mouth high-fived me and it was it is this person the ████ yes probably if they're writing it yet this one's really really funny anyone who rides it usually is so this guy right he he does photo editing for a living a client hires him to do an editing job just two photos ten bucks a piece twenty dollars is the bill oh wow yeah and the reason that the client is asking for this to be done is that the client lied on a resume for a job and said that she could edit photos but she can't so she goes hey can you do this for me and the guy goes yeah okay cool he finishes the job she's ignoring all of the requests from
0:51 payment and he's like hey 20 bucks uh those photos that he completed ended up already being used on a website so he's like I can see that you're using it I need my 20 bucks yeah she's still not uh addressing the issue 20 I know just out of principle so he ends up going all right you want to do that contacts her employer and says hey I'm the one that she paid to do the photo work that you think she's doing and then she gets mad uh hits him up and goes you jeopardize my job over 20 bucks you stole from me yeah yeah and he's going wait so who's the ████ am I the ████ oh that's clear as ████ she's the ████ she's the ████ dude right but some people also think that goes too far no no no you don't get to stipulate what's too far when you've already done something wrong that's yeah the consequences happen that way it looks like I said unless there's no death
1:41 happening you get what you ████ get all right you decided to go ahead and first of all take advantage of somebody's ████ kindness right because they could have done a lot ████ worse yep take a show to pick your ████ house and broke your kneecaps true yeah well it's like you guys made a deal already and then you ████ turn your back yeah and the other side of the payment is like you know like we have heard stuff like that when it comes to monetary things and this is the strangest thing to me too is when the the mount is small so you on your end you think that should be no problem on there and they think that's not a lot of money it should be no problem like it's like a scarier done deal so weird it doesn't the the weird thing is it's like what the ████ does your emoji have to do with this business transaction I don't give a ████ what you value that twenty dollars to be what you owe me is what you ████ owe me you agree to the terms I've told this story a million times and you're gonna hear it again I don't give a ████ so I know this guy I told you recently but there was a guy
2:31 that owed me money that I paid him for a ████ project right this was when I first came to La when I first came to La I had ████ no money I was asked out right sucking dick on these treats yeah it was crazy dude he was one of the clients a really small penis very hot I got paid though transactions blew up a deal no emotions here no emotions yeah he came in my mouth high-fived me and it was it you guys better business you're a good Hagler I don't got my 20 bucks but what if I give you a high five deals you know but guy paid him for this like music project thing and he ghosted me for like two three weeks and this is a friend of mine right he's a friend so there's already two ████ fallacies here but what business is business this guy plays guitar or something huh he does blanket talk but it sounds like a guitar player
3:21 he ████ up he does this ████ can we guess at the end yeah yeah I'll let you know who he is a little okay ████ um long story short with this guy what he's he's a ████ he habitually likes to find people that he could get a one-up on and he just ditches them now this is like my first life lesson in finding finding out that likable people aren't good people right and you know you get fooled a lot by these people because they're so good at like sweet talking to you they say the right things when you talk about a topic they know everything about that topic they kind of do this really well no now you get a little older you get smarter with this ████ I wasn't very smart I was 24 at the time so he decides to just ghost me right but then we have all mutual friends and I told them about this stupid ████ that he was doing they're like hey he's actually at his house right now he's back from whatever said City so I just texted him and I was like listen I know you're at your house now you imma give you a few hours or whatever set amount of time to show up
4:11 at my place with the project or I'm gonna ████ you up that's all that it is right he comes to my house he comes to my apartment at the time I was living out in uh Pasadena comes in and I just chew him the ████ out on like like I'm his parent I basically told him like look this thing was going to make me money money that I don't have I'm really paying my ████ bills like are you out of your ████ mind chew them out and I was like look if I ever ████ see you again it's on site you see me you walk to the other side of the ████ room right to him in his mind he's like oh I he literally told me he goes no I got busy it doesn't even matter if you got busy or not what you weren't because I knew the person that he latched himself onto and he burned that bridge as well so business is ████ business even if we're friends you I paid you for this you owe me this this is not there's no emotions to this you owe me this project this guy had the audacity years later he
5:02 married somebody who's very successful herself I see him at this event where people who actually do work are allowed to come in he's there just because he's married to this person comes up to me right that ████ you ████ up he goes what's up bro how you been so try to hug me this is what I do what's up bro I was like what the ████ did I tell you the last time I said what was I gonna do dead silent I was like I told you the next time foreign [Laughter] it's too late like the apology is done you showed what you literally were trying to take money from me when I could barely pay my bills get the ████ out of my face he goes out his wife had to come up and apologize she was I told him not to come up I'm really close with her she's probably
5:53 like he's five no no no you don't know babe you don't know him like I do yeah we're good now we're good and funny thing is I hooked them up together so she knew like the rules I was like why do you come up to me because he goes I don't know like I'm so sorry I told him not to come up to you I was like good don't let that happen again I'll ████ sock him up in this place and I was so pissed like even now when I talk about I get so mad because I would never ever do that to a friend right or even in a business yeah I could call him a friend yeah yeah you know what I mean like that ████ sticks with me for ████ life I can't believe passion would do something Jeremy Passion that's funny thing like Jeremy fashion I love him because I used to Lemonade such a good song it is I grew up listening to this fool so much he because of him I lost my virginity because I used to cover his music all the time and I made that joke and I told him I actually met him at a
6:43 wedding because he was performing at a a mutual friend's like wedding uh and I saw him and he was like oh what's up bro he goes I heard the podcast we said you must have returned to my music and let me tell you something I didn't realize this but because he was such a huge part of my high school life to me like meeting him we're not equal he's here oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean and I think because we're similar in Age and what do you think I've seen your stuff like your stuff is great I'm like I don't think you understand I'm a fan you know I mean so the way I was talking about hey man so like dude I ████ love your stuff bro can I get a picture you're going sure you're not a virgin let me tell you something man and I can tell like I'm making him really uncomfortable right because I can't stop Fanboy meeting this guy yeah he's The Godfather in a way yeah he is he really is Trailblazer for sure he really started like putting out this
7:33 image of like Asian people can sing outside of what we saw from like William Hung right I like this [Laughter] yeah and you know he started incorporating a lot of these like jazz chords into like guitar which you can see a lot from like a really good musicianship really right and you could tell like his biggest influence like music Soul Child from his like chord progressions and stuff and he was able to do it in his own he was like the first really well done application of true musical skill yeah I'm from Asians like all the ████ that Asians could do but they didn't do it that way it's like math was good like geometry and then he put it in there it like awakened everybody else and went hey I can do that but why don't I do that it was like such a strange thing and what I was telling him too like just out of respect I wanted to let him know like how much I
8:23 appreciated him was that you know no matter what you do from here or not you've reached a certain level of respect that people literally fight their whole lives for you have Legacy people don't get to have Legacy right you might be popular you might make YouTube videos whatever the ████ you want but there are certain people who have made such an impact that their legacy will live forever people play your music at weddings still till this ████ day do you guys remember when Justin Bieber was make when he was a YouTuber covering his music yeah yeah and under influences he said passion and Usher Yeah him Gabe bundock uh and Melissa polinar dude dude and they put out a collaboration album not too long ago and I didn't know about that that ████ made me tear up because of it it just it was so nice to see these people who made such a lasting impact on a new generation of like young Asian musicians they're still ████ doing it and on top of that they're not just cover
9:13 artists which a lot of like Asian American musicians were called they're karaoke artists you know Jason chance and so what we have they're karaoke Stars dude Jason I love you you cover Rockets is the only person I know that has never missed a YouTube video a day in his life like I just did it for money dude he literally said it on the podcast now Jason's ████ great dude but um he has original his original music is better than his covers and you don't really get to see that from a lot of people at that time because everybody was getting recognized for music that they would copy versus the stuff that they would create Melissa polynard's music dude her as a writer I look up to her so ████ much man she was on my podcast she played I was like tearing up wow and I was like let's make love passion is not the dude that you were gonna beat up no no no no no no no no nobody would do that to Passion okay but
10:04 this story just jumped so fast he just went to pass I'm like where are we at all right cool it's another Filipino guy it's a Filipino guy man with a guitar oh he's amazing you could probably guess Jr Aquino incorrect foreign
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