0:00 [Music] Welcome back, y'all. We're in part two of Joe's Mercury retrograde up his trip to England story. Or he was just being stupid. It's either or. >> Yeah. >> So >> So you were starving. We were starving. Great wedding though. It was awesome. >> Whose wedding was it again? >> It's one of um Hannah's friends from production. Like she I think they did a lot of like she did costume and her friend did makeup for like horror stuff. >> So they're like super close because you guys like went across the world to go to a >> Yeah, we we >> in the forest. >> I think we um Yeah, >> there was that and then family and stuff, you know. >> But it was really funny cuz um >> so she's got a covenant like a she's like into witchcraft and stuff.
0:50 >> Is it Ryan? >> It's Ryan. He overslept. >> I knew it. >> Oh, thank God. >> Thank God, dude. My god. I knew he didn't die. >> ████ Ryan, man. >> No, no, no. You were definitely on the train of he died like harder than anybody. >> I know, but then like >> it's just I don't hope the worst, but you got to expect the hardest. >> You were like taking bites out of your burrito while you're like, he died. >> Yeah, he died. >> He's ████ dead. Forget about him. >> It's hope the worst, but expect the best. >> Yeah, I like that actually. I like that. >> That's That's Yeah, that's the way it works. No, no, it's expect the worst, but hope the best. >> Hope the worst. >> Hope for the worst. >> I hope he dies, but I think he did it. >> It's the other way around.
1:40 >> They got a t-shirt. >> Hope for the worst, man. >> And expect the best. >> That's like buy a high salo. That's the key to life. >> ████ Ryan, man. >> Thank God, dude. >> Thank god. >> What the ████ >> Damn Ryan. ████ retro ████ Mercury retrograde in this ████ >> Oh my god. >> I'm supposed to be the one jetlagged. >> Well, he's probably working all night building the new Vegas set. >> Yeah. With his own bare hands, dude. >> No, no, no, no, no excuses. Just because he's amazing. Yeah. >> Okay. We got to stick to >> I thought we lost our MVP, dude. >> Yeah, dude. You irresponsible cuck. >> He's keeping the ship alive. >> But did he do you think he overslept in
2:32 Vegas? >> No. No, he's definitely not over driving here now. Still going to be fine. >> He's like, I'm not going to be dude. >> Hope for the worst. Expect the best. >> He's on his way. >> Now I have an explanation. It's probably like, you know, he's staying at his mom's house, right? And moms are very loving. >> So, she's probably like, "Oh, look how tired he is. >> I'm going to unplug his bones with a >> so alarm can't go off." >> Cuz they're always trying to like like be nurturing, but they ████ you over. >> Yeah, he's not going to need the alarm. >> This dude probably in like 3 days probably. That's my assumption. That's what I think. That's my theory. But anyways, Joe's wedding. Dude, tell tell us about the wedding, man. >> Oh, dude, it was a Lord of the Rings
3:25 pagan wedding. >> What the ████ >> That's crazy. >> Wait, that sounds dope. >> Hey, what do you wear to that? So, wear a tunic. No. >> When Hannah was like, dude, >> I want to use that in my regular. >> She was like, yo, this is going to be like like different. And I'm like, why? She goes like, my friend's into like witch stuff. >> Sick. >> Yeah. She has a co like she like she has a co I was like, I never seen anything like this before. >> What's a covenant? What? >> It's like a witch crew. like they all get together and they do spells and ████ >> It's like Careful Boys but with witches. >> So, it's like it could range from sit around the table. >> It could range from like tarot card readings to voodoo dolls to like literally just like spiritual like ████ connecting with like the other world and ████ >> and they have a full team so they could do it all. Dude, I >> I have a friend who's like >> into that ████ >> Don't they call them like Wiccans or something? >> Yeah. W I had a friend who like got into it and it got too deep and then had to like get out of it because then the connections were like overwhelming. Is
4:15 that the kind of ████ my mom likes? >> Different. Cuz your mom likes the ████ Chinese vampire. Your mom's less cool. >> Chinese vampire. >> No, it's like they do spells and ████ but like the funny thing is like it was Lord of the Rings theme too cuz she loves Lord of the Rings >> themed. One ring to rule. >> I didn't know. Yeah, but I didn't know that. Right. So when Hannah told me that it's going to be witch stuff, >> you came as Sauron. >> I was like, "Yo, I'm going to come I'm going to come through as Gandalf." >> Sick. >> I have a whole Gandalf outfit. Hey, so I said that ████ and I was like I thought it was going to be funny as ████ is like coming in as a Merlin like a wizard and all that and then she's like go ahead it's cool and then Hannah's like oh no I don't know I don't want us to stand out. She's like let's just get um regular ████ So I got a ████ suit you know and then >> a regular suit >> like a regular rings at all suit in the forest. >> Well it was linen. It was nice. It was
5:05 >> that's like Cuban cigar salesman, >> right? Exactly. >> No. Yeah. And it was fun. I got a picture. >> Okay. But here's the thing. >> You're interrupting the story flow. >> Yeah. >> But here's the thing, you ████ I'll show you the picture later. >> Yeah. >> JK News. >> I know. I know. I know. Not I want to give you a picture, but then the Here comes the the big thing is when we get to the wedding, bro, there is a ████ Gandalf in the front row. There is Mr. >> Confront him. >> He's like, "Yo, that's ████ my outfit, dog." >> I was shocked. I was like, I was going to come in to do that to be funny. And they're doing they're they do the they had the same idea. They all came in to be funny. >> Oh, that's >> so everyone on the bride's side or like whatever. So, and it was finds out it's the groom's dad that came in as Gandalf. >> Groom's dad is like a punk rocker and ████ During the reception, he's like in shorts and like
5:55 >> you know he looks like a grandpa punk rocker. >> Yeah, >> that's cool. >> And then like and then dude was like one dude came in like a night's armor like straight up he had like chain mail like >> Yeah. Like that's dope. >> I was like, "Oh s███." So was I could have came in with, you know, when we went to the ████ quest party, we all look medieval. >> We could have came in like that. >> I was like, "Bro, that would have been so >> my Gandalf whole wig and stuff is very uncomfortable." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, probably in the forest. Yeah. >> Very itchy and uncomfortable and sweaty. >> But it was cool in the forest. It wasn't that hot. >> But I looked good. >> Yeah. But they had this whole thing like, man, it was crazy. They had a ceremony. They had like ladies with like horns coming out and ████ and then I was just like damn I don't know if I'm going to get possessed but this is cool. >> Did you feel a little scared? Was there a giant orgy eventually?
6:46 >> No. But I was like this is this I wouldn't see this in America cuz how Christian we are but then Hannah was like you know like some people trying to get back into their pagan roots in Europe and ████ >> So that s███'s like >> makes sense to them. >> People trying to get back into their pagan roots. >> Yeah. >> I don't think we should allow that. I don't think we should allow that. That's scary. That's scary, dude. >> I think Why? That's their ████ >> Yeah, >> they're doing witchcraft. >> They're like the Merlin blue people or whatever in the forest. >> I don't know how I feel about >> Merlin blue. >> That makes me nervous, dude. >> The guys from the UK, they're like Merlin blue people. >> I've never heard that phrase. >> Merlin describe. Type that into Google. >> The original Merlin, they're like he was they're like supposed to be these like skin. They're just >> like avatar ████ >> like bare skin. They put like blue blue stuff, blue dye on their on their skin. >> So they actually did that as like a
7:36 practice. They put blue. >> They're like the UK >> Native Americans. >> Oh, so that's what a pagan is. >> Yeah. I'll show you. She has a broom. She has like a like a special broom that they made. >> Bro, you see that? >> You are selling classic cars in the forest. Dude, what is this? >> It looks You look like you're going to do like a jazz. This looks like you guys do not belong together at all. Honestly, it looks like you're going to go watch like horse racing in the >> bet on horses. >> It looks good though. You look great. >> But everyone was like like there were people in suits. There were people all kinds of And then that's like a broom. I guess it's like a ceremonial thing that they lay and then they hold hands and they jump over >> the place. Is this chick Indian? >> Uh I think she's like Sri Lankan and Irish. >> Her pagan roots. >> She's like Irish too. >> She's just trying to play Quidditch. It's different. I thought I thought her
8:26 roots is ████ Hinduism or something. >> Oh ████ dude. >> Yeah, that's a Gothic wedding, brother. >> Yeah, >> that's kind of sick, though. >> I know. Is >> that the most unique wedding? It had to be >> one of one of Yeah, >> that's pretty cool, though. Yeah. >> Yeah, that's I've never heard of a camping wedding. That's actually really >> Yeah, it was cool. It was random. Yeah. And then I I just didn't know what to do because it's like I'm used to these formats, these Christian wedding formats where you have the reception and then they ████ break out into dance and then like you know it was not even like that. But it was really cool though. >> Did they have a DJ or people just mingling? >> No, they had live music though cuz they have friends who play >> bands >> just like folk just like rock and ████ and >> Yeah, just it was chill man. Oh, and
9:17 they had u Jamaican catering. >> I was going to ask what the food was. That's >> It was fire, dude. And we were so hungry. They had like oxtail and jerk chicken. >> It was so good. >> Yeah, it was so good. >> And on the last day, they took they took me to this buffet that was like Sunday roast ████ and it but it was like circus circus. We were just laughing the whole time. Yeah. You just It's like Thanksgiving food, but they drown it in gravy. >> So, you can't go wrong. Yeah. But yeah, but uh it was it was pretty solid, man. But I think like after that normal trip, got to see the family. Liverpool is a lovely place. >> Um >> the scousers. >> Scousers, >> bro. >> You know, they don't get knocked out. You know, they don't get knocked out. They don't get knocked out. >> It really reminds me of Hawaii cuz you see some tatted up dudes in the face,
10:07 whatever. But friendliest guys, you know, >> but the like more I look at them. >> Met all of her family before. Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But not her whole family. Only her immediate. >> Did you meet her whole family this time? >> No, just her immediate still. Yeah. But the funny thing about um like a lot of these little British towns, right, you think like it's like Harry Potter and they're all ballers. Dude, the more I look at it, I feel like they're medieval people with modern clothes. >> They don't look like American white. >> What kind of white? How would you describe them? >> Yeah. >> Who would you compare them to? some medieval people with like they don't shower still. >> No, like their shape. Like some people like you'll see like a dude that looks like hella skinny like he's gone through like some like >> a torture chamber. >> Oh, I know what you're talking about.
10:58 That's That's what I saw in Poland, too. I'm like, these are like Game of Thrones whites. >> Yeah. >> They're not like honey and beach white. >> They're like ████ long ass nose or some ████ or like they have like they just look like ████ gremlin whites. >> Yeah. No, like All right. I don't get >> like like I'm a medieval white. It's different. >> Americans are fat, right? But like >> they're like healthy plump fat where like Europeans when they get fat, it's like a weird maybe it's a beer fat or they're like skinny fat. So they got skinny ass legs, skinny ass arms, but they're like Humpty Dumpty and ████ >> Yeah, that's probably all the beer. >> Facial structure looks different. Yeah, >> their faces look like for long. >> Messiah and >> Yeah. Mil.
11:48 >> So like when Steve always makes fun of like British people and they're like they look like inbred, you know? I was like, bro, I couldn't get it out of my head. Like Steve's right. >> Crazy statement. >> Yeah. They all look like inbred. >> He's like, I love Liverpool. They just all look inbred. But it's >> not Liverpool though. Not I mean >> Well, what more part were you in? >> Uh well main uh it was all over. So like all over like small towns north um Liverpool too. >> So you see pockets of the medieval whites. >> Oh that's what we'll call them. >> I didn't pay attention. So it's not much in London but but it's there. But I was like I I I started to tell the difference. I was like yo this is so different from American white. Like they're a little bit their bodies are smaller so they're not like tall and wide. Like Americans are pretty wide. like not just fat, but like their
12:38 shoulders and ████ and they're they're like six feet. Hannah was saying that's like a German build. >> So she's like >> Steve build >> Americans think they're Irish and she goes they don't know what the ████ Irish is. And she showed me like I met an Irish fan out there. Everyone is like they're shorter and um it's hard to explain but they're like McGregor. >> Yeah. >> They're not like big and tall. They're >> leprechauns. >> Yeah. >> Irish leprechaun. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're like more pasty, >> light light skin, you know. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Real translucent. >> Yeah. And then she's like, "Yeah, like a lot of the Americans that like say that they're Irish, she's like, >> "They're probably German or something." >> That's what a lot of people find out is they actually do the ancestry and they're like, "Oh, I'm just German." >> I mean, claiming Irish. >> Yeah.
13:28 >> I've heard a lot of people go through that. >> Does that mean they're Aryan? >> No. >> They wish. They ████ wish. >> They're pure bloods. >> They wish, dude. Not all German Some Germans are born with brown hair, right? >> No way. >> I don't know, dude. >> Does brown hair mean non-pure? >> Yeah, dude. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Don't you Didn't you read history books, dude? Come on, man. That's Aryan race. Just wanted to make sure you knew what was up. >> Oh, I didn't even get to the last part. What's the last part? What's the last part? All right, I've been dragging a story. I've been dragging a story. >> All right, >> imagine dragging the story. >> So So here's the >> Shut up. Are they British? >> That'd be better if they're British. So, here's the last disaster is uh I get to the airport and then my flight's cancelled, right? And it's because it just so happens that the flight I booked, Air Canada, they got into a ████ strike. >> So, they can't even rebook my flight. >> No. What are the chances?
14:20 >> Do they refund the money at least or how does that work? >> Well, it actually worked out kind of cool >> cuz um I bought the travel insurance and everything, >> but I never >> They're supposed to just book the next thing for you. always buy travel insurance >> for international. >> Uh, smart. >> So, they're going to cop all my things that I spent the next days, but the uh they I I ended up getting another flight, but it was the day after. So, they caught my hotel, food, whatever. So, it all worked out. Sweet. >> Yeah. >> But that ended up happening where I flew to Hawaii and then I was in Hawaii for a day and I flew back. But what ended up happening is um the store had the same issue with the with the HVAC. So we had to close because it was 110° in the shop. >> Oh my god. >> And then all the all the electricity
15:11 like like the equipment started malfunctioning. >> Oh ████ >> And then like there was surge issues and ████ So like Yeah. So the store got ████ up, equipment got ████ up. >> All because the HVAC got ████ up. >> It was too hot. >> Wow. >> Yeah. So yeah. >> Was there a heat wave in Hawaii? >> It was pretty hot last week. Yeah, >> there's supposed to be a heat wave here. It's supposed to be like 105 this week. >> It's hot right now, >> but over there it's like 85 and 90 feels like 110 cuz it's humid. >> Yeah. >> But yeah, it was it's been a ████ show, man. >> ████ Mercury, dude. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it's ████ everything up right now. >> All right, that's cool. Pasco.
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