0:00 My grand uncle is the right [snorts] now oldest living man in the Netherlands. >> Whoa. >> Was he like a Amsterdam hooker and it just made him like eternally live for a long time? >> What if that's what he said? He's all hookers daily. >> I asked I was like, "What does he do different?" And then my mom's like he eats tomatoes every day. >> Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys where again we want to thank everybody who's on our Patreon. Make sure you click the link in the description to support us. We need it. We need it. This is our livelihood. >> Thank you. Thank you. >> Thank you. >> But if you do jump in the Patreon, you can jump into our Discord, submit some questions and prompts and stuff like that. >> Did you get the questions? >> Yes. >> I was uh Did you get it? How many times did you get it? >> I didn't get it. >> Did you not really get it? >> I really didn't get it.
0:50 >> Oh, >> carrying over a previous conversation. Didn't get it. Yeah. >> Oh, >> I'm jealous of you, dude. >> You But you were in California. You had to get it, you know. >> Yeah, you had to get it and I didn't get it. >> Oh, that's really good. >> That's really good. It's crazy. >> It's hard to not get it. >> I avoided all the checkpoints, dude. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Thank you. [laughter] >> Thank you. What do you mean it's hard not to get it? >> It was hard not to get it cuz if you wanted to go anywhere, they would make you produce a card and ████ >> If you travel, you have to Yeah. >> After I g got it, my friends like, "Can I have it?" I'm like, "Sure." I gave it to other like my my card and all of them just ████ >> changed the their to to their name >> and they ████ traveled all over the world with my card. >> ████ ████ >> People using fake cards, man. It was crazy. >> But yeah, Smack had to get it because they told her um like all the jobs you were auditioning for, said if you're not
1:41 vax, you're not even qualified to be on the job. >> Crazy, dude. >> I had to get it for those jobs. But I only I only did it that once. I got that first booster in order to do another tour thing and then after that I was like nah. >> I was about to get it and then I saw a commercial for like we'll give you a free donuts and I was like this is not going to be something I'm doing. >> Why would Why would they do that? >> You don't remember that? They had billboards and stuff about it. >> I would have gone I didn't get a donut. I didn't get nothing. Man, >> they were offering burgers in New York. >> You got CO immunity, dude. Shut up. >> Well, exactly. I had CO in 2019. By the way, the whole internet made fun of me when I talked about it back then. >> You never got it. >> Wait, >> no, I got co >> I know. I'm just kidding. Everybody got it. [laughter] >> No, but isn't that crazy though? Like I know that they said the chances will go down and you won't die, but it's like >> they've officially admitted that it never helped the chances. >> That's crazy, right? What the ████
2:32 >> Um, but do you guys do you guys don't do flu shots or No, >> I never have done a flu shot in my life. >> I did a flu shot one time and I got the flu after and I was like, I'm never doing a flu shot. >> Well, it's meant to give you a controllable version of it. >> Like a baby flu. Yeah, >> but I didn't get a baby flu. I had the flu flu and I was like, why did I do this? >> Me, too. >> I feel like the rates the same. Like, I might get it or I might not for that season, so I might as well, you know, >> could be a different strain, too. >> Totally. Well, different strain means the old vaccine for that one strain doesn't work anymore anyway, so it doesn't matter. >> Do you get it or flu shot? I don't get flu shots. >> Okay. >> What about um allergy medicine? Do you guys take it? >> Yeah, I take allergy medicine >> and it works and everything >> out here. have to because the w it's like I read something about how like if it's your first winter here >> after living in Cali your whole life then it's going to hit you pretty hard and it hit me pretty ████ hard. >> Oh ████ >> Yeah, cuz the cuz it's so dry in the air
3:22 so my sinuses are like really like uh open and then they uh I have like non-stop freaking snot. It's crazy. Yeah, my eyes itch all that stuff. But if I take a uh what is it? The Zerek every day. It says like you just got to take zerek and pseudafed and then by the next winter you should be pretty good. >> Pseudafed is I love that drug. It is kind of gangster. >> That's how they make meth. You know >> pseudafed be hitting though. >> Well because of the methheads they ruin pseudafed. It used to be dope. >> Yeah. >> It was like really >> I used to be able to take it and then whatever I have is cleared up in like a day and a half. >> And you're happy. The sinus pressures go. >> Yeah. >> Mucinx though. >> Mix is the next one. I love mucinx a lot. >> I got flown. Have you had flown? >> No. Mucinex. >> Mucinex. Yeah, that's the one. >> And get it from Costco cuz it's way cheaper. >> Right now since Nina's super crunchy,
4:13 I'm on that homeopathic ████ where it's like bee extract prop like homeopathic like zinc blah blah blah. So I have to take that. It's got gay bees in it >> until it's until it's so painful and then I'm like ████ this. I'm getting Nyquil. >> But those antihistamines they ████ your liver up. So like you got to really chill. >> Yeah, you got to need it. That's why. So does Jameson. >> Nyquil. >> Nyquil is bomb. >> Nyquil is fire. >> Robbitasen. >> Yeah, >> dude. I drink like half a bottle of that ████ I feel like I was on ecstasy. >> What do homeopathic people do when it's time to get ████ surgery? >> Surgery is is different from like the philosophy of like vitamins and ████ >> But then like what's the homeopathic cure to like a appendix that's about to burst? >> You you let it. That's that's the best part about western medical type stuff
5:05 though, right? Like western medicine, it's like like for example, I'm a I'm a believer and a proponent in a lot of like eastern uh philosophy of medicine, right? So it's like if you do these things preventative for like in your life, then you might not run into these issues. And then a lot of other issues are things like chi and acupuncture will help it with like blood flow and blah blah blah blah. But if you ████ break your leg. Yeah. That's where Western science and ████ like go to the hospital, put some screws in that ████ Like, >> no. You get moon rocks, brother. Put them on top. >> How can you conclusively find that how your life would have differed had you not taken bees in six years? Like, cuz you can't rewind and go, "Here's my life if I did take bees and didn't like bees." >> Yeah. Just like homeopathic ████ >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you mean like >> because if all of because if all these
5:55 treatments are purely preventative, how where's the proof that you wouldn't have been fine either way? >> It would be in your history like if you didn't get the things that you were trying to prevent as frequently as people who didn't do it. >> So, you would just compare yourself to just another person with >> I think it's generally accepted and understood that western medical philosophy is like what's your problem? Let me do something versus a lot of eastern philosophy is like do this so you don't have a problem. It doesn't mean you'll never have the problem. It just means that like that philosophy is the foundation. Whereas western is always like like >> here's here's the land of free so be free to ████ yourselves up. And then when you have a problem let's come in and let's do some ████ >> Okay. Okay. Okay. I see. I see. >> Whereas Eastern if you like like if your hand gets cut off they're like you should have prayed more dumb ass. You didn't do preventative praying brother.
6:45 >> If your hand gets cut off [laughter] >> preventive. So then there are things where like they're not trying to claim that, you know, this amount of horseradish can cure your leukemia or anything. They're just like there's certain things that we just don't got nothing for that, right? >> Yeah. And then and then I mean it's not like they're ████ ancient in the east, right? Like they don't have like western medicine and surgeries and operations, right? Some some of the best doctors and surgeons are over there, so they fly them over here and stuff, right? So it's like they have that for when the problem exists. It's just here I think again generally speaking here they want to have problems exist. >> Oh yeah. >> So that they can provide solutions >> fix the symptoms of the problem. Yeah. >> Yeah. Right. So they're just like we need to create problems out here in our society cuz we got the monetary solutions for you. >> That's true. >> But I feel like now is there's so many
7:36 like wellness stuff like the zinc or the ge geometry >> geometry. Ashawa Waganda. >> Ashawa Waganda and the mushroom things or whatever the and peptides and stuff. But what like but I feel like is but is that try to be more um eastern to do like preventative? >> There's a lot of eastern stuff that they rebrand >> in essence it is. Yeah, absolutely. >> But which one is the is a good one? Cuz I feel like there's so many >> I think the intention of it is is more so it's not like a it's not so a dichconomy of eastern and western. It's more like uh people are waking up right to the idea that the medical system is like a business and it's very flawed and it's it's big medical, big farm, big hospital, whatever the ████ And so they're kind of like, yo, like I'm we've witnessed our parents' generation just be on drugs the entire time.
8:26 >> So I'm down to just find an alternative. >> That's like how everyone in the freaking Midwest got addicted to like prescription drugs >> and they were heavily financially incentivized for that. Because if you really take a look at like big pharma, it's not like that was huge 100 years ago. So we've only had like two three generations like develop into this understanding. >> Do you think the eastern society was like that before they they went super big far? >> I don't think they ever had a hold on big jinseng or anything like that, you know, like >> the ████ that they've been doing. >> It was more like co-ops. It was like little little groups. It was never a uniform thing. It seems it seems like it was all separate. >> But you get it. You get all the stereotypes from like the old Asian philosophy type ████ too, right? It's like for everything like you go into a western doctor, they're like, "You should take these meds, you should do this, you blah blah, come see me again." You go into like your parents old Asian doctor, stuff like that, they're like,
9:16 "Drink tea." >> One thing that I do I do like about Eastern medicine over Western is that even though Eastern medicine is a s███████ of bullshitters, >> you're not going to die taking what they gave you. But the bullshitters of Western medicine, you will ████ die. Yeah, that's true. You don't die from eating snake. If they just pump you with the wrong stuff, it's over. >> I will say though, [clears throat] one of the bullshittiest ████ things about Eastern Medicine happened to a family friend of mine where she was going through cancer and she her family convinced her to not do chemo because they had a bunch of ████ stupid stuff they were going to do and like >> we got bats, dude. Don't worry. >> Take colloidal silver, whatever the ████ And basically she had a it just got aggressive and she died. So like ████ like that pisses me off. >> But you know sometimes I read the comments on something. Oh. Oh. Yesterday
10:07 I saw like this lady was like, "Oh, I every day I don't skip taking a um apricot seed. One apricot seed every day." And then I look at the comments and it was like, "Oh, uh, I was going to get I got cancer and diagnosed with two years to live and then I start taking apricot seed and then I I'm like 49 now or whatever. >> You pay for those spots, bro." >> Oh, dang. >> But then it has like 500 likes. >> But also too, it sounds botted, but also too, you don't necessarily know that that's what it was, right? >> You have to experiment the whole life. >> Exactly. Like it could be just you believe that you're going to you're going to fix this thing about yourself and you do which is why they have the placebo effect in >> trials. Like that lady that she was like live to be 100 or some ████ and they ask her what was your secret? She's like I smoke once a day.
10:57 >> That's crazy. >> You know what I mean? Like but no one's going to take that and go, "Oh, we should all smoke. >> I eat fried chicken." You know why? Cuz I eat fried chicken. >> There's a stat where a lot of centennials actually are smokers and they just don't know why. Like they they try to give you this whole list of this is what makes you healthy, but then a lot of people that pass 100 years old, they're drinkers and smokers. >> Yeah, that's that's true. Yeah. >> It goes. >> Yeah. Or they have like really weird habits that are like bad. >> Dude, my my grand uncle is the right now oldest living man in the Netherlands. >> What the heck? >> Yeah. He's on TV and ████ like that. >> Your grand uncle >> in the Netherlands. >> In the Netherlands in Holland. Right. And I'm like I'm like what is he? He's the 118year-old guy or whatever died. So he's like 11 like 11 or 15. One of those. >> This is your grandfather's brother or something. >> My on MY MOM'S SIDE. >> WHOA.
11:47 >> Was he like a Amsterdam hooker and it just made him like eternally live for a long time? >> What if that's what he said? He's all hookers daily. >> I asked I was like what does he do different? What does he do different than like like that's just not normal for us? >> Cuz I want to be 118. >> Yeah. And then and then my mom's like he eats tomatoes every day. See? See? Now, do we think it's actually he eats It's cuz he eats tomatoes. Oh, >> you think? >> I think it's it's genetics. Yeah, for sure. >> Exactly. >> And it's genetics and probably he's not depressed. >> Yeah. >> I think that's the biggest one cuz you know how they show like Italian grandpas living forever and they smoke, drink, whatever, but they hang with the boys every day and they still they're still horny. You're still going after
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