0:00 [Music] and welcome back everybody to another awesome episode of the careful boys where today we are currently off the record oh it's so serious and it's a hot seat with chips wow i've never been this before oh dude you're the house of dragons dude oh my gosh i can't talk this off we always have to start it off cold and then up the ante and bar hit it off okay i like aunties are you ready let's get it there's a cold question okay okay ready yeah if yeah you took a slug okay and then you put it in a shell uh-huh is it a snail or a hermit slug hermit slug for sure yeah no no snail appropriation um
0:50 because because uh they're not meant to have shells he's just like he's jealous of the snails you know what i'm saying he's just like a cold slug hmm you know i don't know what you said you know what i'm saying dog that's a good answer that's a good answer that's a really good answer yeah he put thoughts with him yeah i don't even understand what he said but bart was bart was in the marvel cinematic universe who would he be um asian hulk there it is there is actually a chill i'm going to be that shang in any marvel movie i'll play anybody dude i'll play ████ wasp boy whatever you know well if they give him more lines he can
1:41 say more ████ last night that's true that's very good you could be beast too if you want to talk more because he's smart oh yeah i like him yeah this if you were a marvel cinematic universe superhero anti-hero villain bystander who would you be damn who would i be like an existing marvel character right or even one that you're a fan of growing up oh man so i was a big x-men fan that was like my ████ growing up i bought all the comics and ████ um man uh jubilee wow racial undertones i didn't know jubilee was asian until like way later yeah juba lee yeah dawg you ain't know no i didn't know him it's like jubilation jubilation lee yeah yeah um ████ i mean i guess uh
2:34 damn who would i be um wow you really put me on the spot i can't handle this hot seat dude you can't even they're about to give you a roll right now and you're ████ it up they're ████ up magic we want you in the movie who do you want to be no i don't even know get me out of this building um damn i would probably be um ty gambit thai okay yeah yeah and i'm throwing mahjong [Laughter] farther pieces that's tight i've been wanting to do this as an asian avengers okay yeah okay so we got the we got the man we got the gambit with the mahjong yeah i've been to new orleans okay we gotta have the chinese cook that's his his power is to squat and
3:24 smoke cigarettes but when he blows it out it's like the smoke is like crazy yeah it's so crazy that like it blinds people and gives them secondhand why somebody didn't pick this movie up already dude the smokey blows yeah let me tell you [Laughter] yeah let's do it yeah there's an asian auntie she likes nazis and she jacks you off i heard massage breaks all your bones and injects you off until you're dehydrated death by dehydration all right so when was the uh last time i'm just going on a whim here you were super pissed off oh wow uh last time i was super pissed i never see this guy that's what i'm saying where you lost control a little bit do you ever lose control i don't
4:15 lose control dawg damn it takes a lot to really piss me off um even with chia around let me think let me see don't fall for it i'm really trying to watch jk it's cool because we got it you know she doesn't we got into she doesn't like bart's voice um i'm trying to think ah there was something recent where i got mad oh you know what oh and this is not even like an entertaining answer this was like a real like a road trip like argument you know i'm saying and we were driving somewhere and and she just like she was also frustrated and we got into a fight where she was like what did she say she was like because you're not paying attention you're making stupid decisions and i was like hey uh you know what when you get frustrated
5:05 don't like the way you talk to me that's you're angry he sets a boundary we had like a real conversation we had i was like i had a tough conversation the first time i actually like went a long time where i really was just like hey you know what when you when like i got real you know what i'm saying because a lot of times i feel like when i get frustrated i do more of a uh uh like i'm joking but i'm also you can tell i'm ████ irritated and um so you're just trying to like brush it off till you could calm down yeah very like what's the word like um passive aggressive you know and so it takes a lot for me to actually be like hey yo i'm ████ angry right now well i'm bothered you feel me um but as far as like angry lose control i don't really do that though how are you so self-aware where like you can go i recognize that that rubbed me the wrong way instead of
5:55 just like sucking the window or something because i feel i always feel like that's sucking the windows always be like that's silly you know i'm almost like what am i going to suck a window for this is this it's just a reaction right it's just like a reaction and the silliness comes in afterwards and then afterwards i'm like oh ████ i wasn't dead to the whole wall flies no dude i'm just you know when you get mad you like soccer steering wheel or something dude i just don't like feeling mad bro you know what i'm saying i don't like it either but i just can't control it who likes it right but i always get to a point where um i would just rather not like i don't i don't like the way i feel like in all of that so i really try to keep it together and so when when i get to that point i'm like i really try to just keep it together you feel me i've never been like a wall puncher oh that type of ████
6:45 you have something to let that ████ out though or does that like pile up and then one day not really dog i mean you know yeah i like um i like kill squirrels and ████ in the pond that's my release but yeah that's regular we got too many squirrels what's the most pissed off you've been in your entire life then like what's the v moment v like oh my god i'm so ████ pissed i'll never want to be like that again i never met anybody so kind of all right look immediately when you say that to me um i remember and this is one of the big reasons that me and my ex just didn't go well together because i felt like she brought out a part of me that i didn't like you feel me and she was the only girl where i did want to ████ punch walls and ████
7:35 yeah i hated with feeling that way yeah and she was the only person that like it was even looking back on it so like it feels so embarrassing right where you like she we were arguing in a parking lot and she walked away from me and i'm like and i'm like in her face and doing that type of ████ i'm like don't walk away from me yeah yeah and like i hate that you know what i'm saying i hate like making a scene like that just losing control like you're like i can't believe i'm that guy yeah yeah because you see that and you're just like ah i'm glad i got my ████ under control and then you do it yourself and you're like ████ i don't want to be this person dude yeah so that's the era this is the yeah yeah yeah a long time ago and so that was the most pissed off you've been was just that i can think of off top yeah where i really just like lost control i guess
8:25 you never screamed at someone and say shut the ████ up and choke them the squirrels shut the ████ up all right you don't have to say any names or anything like that but uh is there someone or some company that you worked for or worked with in the past that you like ████ never want to work with them again man there was this ████ brand deal company it was it was uh you could say the name too i don't even remember the name it was like some jewelry company i forget but you know like when we do brand deals like it's great like having just really easy laid back flowing experience is the best right like i want to ████ with these people again they like working with me but it was just one of these where it was like they were so being so annoying and particular like i would send a draft they'd be like actually can we get more of a close-up on this i'm like alright
9:15 whatever whatever i do it's so nice and then oh dog i know i'm too nice sometimes and then um we kept going back before they step they kept having their just most annoying notes and i'm like for what y'all are paying bro this isn't worth it and i was i told my middle man i was like dog tell these people ████ their money i don't want i they're really annoying you know what i'm saying i was like i don't want to do this anymore i was ready to be like yo ████ this little ████ or however what much they're sending me he was like let's just try and make his work he's trying to make this workout like ah fine but i hated it today's video is brought to you by draftkings football fans the first sunday of nfl season is here and draftkings sportsbook an official sports betting partner of the nfl is giving new customers a can't miss offer to celebrate the return of the nfl season right now new customers can bet just
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10:57 schmithany's not just way the gliers [Laughter] all right so we've been on youtube extremely long i think you've been on longer than us like by a year or so okay yeah it's been like 16 plus years or some ████ right years all right so like you keep doing new ████ and like doing different things right is there ████ where you're just like man i still haven't done this yet and then you want to create more or are you more like man i'm tired of this ████ ████ i'm done nah to be honest like i kind of feel like i've been grinding all these years to finally get to a place where i want to do the ████ i really want to do so you haven't been doing ████ you really wanted to do no because i mean like you've all been alive it's all it's not been a lie bro it's been a journey
11:49 because like i've been um i mean originally you know i got on youtube because i wanted to be in tv and movies and ████ you know what i'm saying so it's like now i feel like after 10 plus years of grinding and you know and and the diversity push in hollywood people are finally being like let's hear some diverse stories let's cast some diverse ████ you know now i got more auditions this past year than i have in my whole ████ 16 years of trying to get into this ████ you know so i feel like now the industry is finally actually open to it right so i'm like and now after after building this following for so long i kind of have a little leverage to get my foot in the door right where it's like okay i have some numbers um they've seen me do tv content i've done some scripted content where i might be able to be like hey i wrote this movie what's good you know what i'm saying so that like i'm trying to write this
12:39 ████ movie and um um is it about a thai lovers it's kind of a tie lover i got some weird ████ i want to do but before i do the weird ████ i'm trying to write just like a stupid uh buddy movie for me and david you know it's just like a little soft easy cell ████ you know yeah so that's what i'm trying to do right now and i feel like you know i it's a good time to try and do that you know something's tight i'm trying to get it done doug it's hard bro y'all have written movies that's just hard we wrote five yeah yeah that's we just wrote it though that's more than me dog hey but it's you by yourself we had a team of like four like we just sat there and ████ cranked it out you know and i have people like hey let me know if you need help but i really just in my own i really want to write this ████ myself yeah it's a different if it's different because like even if they
13:30 they're good it morphs into a different organism because everyone's idea comes together yeah if you want to write your own ████ you got to be it by itself i'm trying man veda giving you advice that's the hard ████ too dog with a baby bruh cause like i need to just sit down and write but then it's like it's hard to do that when you got a little baby running around so the only time i really have to write is when she's asleep and after she goes to sleep the ████ house is a mess so i need to clean the house and then you know answer emails and then i sit down and write and i'm like that's right the last time yo look remember when we did that ████ chili channel challenge where like it was like okay write this movie or else we got to take up yeah i'm on the same ████ dog i ain't doing ████ since then i'm on the same 10 pages i'm actually less off because i looked at the 10 pages i wrote was like nah we switching it up so i'm like less than when we started
14:20 because you started deleting pages yeah cause i was like i was like nah this just starts off too serious i gotta flip it damn yeah so now that you've been living the dad is there uh moments before the dad life were like man i missed these days when it was like this like ████ a lot of ████ i mean i you know whenever i want the moments you miss i mean we've been off the ████ ████ for a long long long time oh that's right that's right but i i just had this conversation recently in a video with you because um i i asked her uh how much no she asked me on a scale of 1-10 how much do you miss our lives before veda right and and i was like honestly like i ate and not that um that means i don't love veda life because i do i love being a dad i love everything about it
15:10 but i can still like look back on my previous life and be like man that ████ was great right um especially since we had a good you know pandemic by ourselves just ████ chilling watching movies just enjoying each other eating watching movies like that's my ████ just eating and watching movies right so we had a whole year uh and some change of just doing that and uh and i do miss like going out to new restaurants trying new food sitting in movie theaters because i you know i've been off the club ████ i just like watching movies right so it's like that those two things are the two things we just don't do at all anymore going to theaters sitting in restaurants you feel me just made a cries because vader's just little pain in the ass ████ eating with the kid different different experience huh yeah yeah so even like i remember you know when i was like yelling at y'all for not having watched like endgame yet
16:00 i was like bro it's been six months but you like we have a child that's like he's grown but now i'm like oh i get it because i haven't just i rarely go to theaters now so that would be something like i i miss you know yeah yeah so as a as a uh father's right what would your advice be to us future fathers that want to abandon our kids so we don't have to deal with this ████ then you gotta go fast before they recognize you dog it's gonna be sad when they start loving you and you bounce bounce immediately accurate at that point they know who you are um but yeah just get out quick dog so so you you so you miss that life but do you try to kind of get it or meet in the middle or hire a babysitter for the day okay so so two things right so chia when i asked
16:51 her that question she was like she's like honestly maybe like a three because she's so wrapped up in mommy life she doesn't even think about that ████ right but she understands how much i miss it so um i always complain to her that she's a really difficult person i always tell her like look man if we're not sitting in a theater you're not watching this ████ for real you don't say you feel me so why she's on her phone or whatever on her phone she's distracted she's like i don't have a no phone rule no it don't work complain like i complain her so much that like when we watch a show she understands how much that's important to me maybe she got 80d maybe but she'll try and focus with me oh so that's why you like the theater environment because it feels it's forcing her to watch she also like you know she feels like oh it's a movie i can or it's a show i can just listen to but i'm like i'm sitting here like you missing a cinematographer yeah missing everything nuances
17:43 or just asking plot questions like 30 minutes long no that's that guy she don't give a ████ i'm like and i want her to give a ████ i wish she asked me about it i don't watch it like did you see that that was all one shot girl yeah yeah [Laughter] it had cuts in her eyes exactly right it's the engagement so you're like what do you call it the quality time yeah that's that's your love language it's in there so you know high quality time shut up and just watch i'm not talking about just watching between you and chia are there any approaches or ways in raising your guys's daughter that you differ oh that's a good one um because most mommies and daddies don't agree 100 yeah um let me i'm trying to think if we've ever um
18:34 you know what i think because we're both new or you know we're both like trying to navigate it there are times where um i think she'll forget that like oh ████ well she's just so tired that like you know oh ████ the baby watching a lot of tv i'm like all right let's turn the tv off let's go play some games or something right like like ████ like that but it's never been anything that we like butt heads about for the most part we kind of agree on ████ but there has been um ████ wasn't gonna say it was a good one for you guys too uh oh no oh i was gonna say i have an uber driver really said something to me the other day that really kind of like stuck with me right because you know being at my first child and she's my daughter i'm very
19:25 like it's hard to scold her or discipline her um because you know it's like a little girl right so i've been trying to like not not baby her to not not princess her too much right and and from just dating very um uh princess entitled girls in the past i'm like i don't want my girl to turn out like this but it's always kind of like oh it's very casual i'm like oh i don't want her to turn out to be a princess right but this uber driver was like man you got that you got that baby girl she's probably has you wrapped around her finger i'm like yeah he's like look man don't make the mistake of um you know being like treating her too much of a princess he's like because what that'll do it'll set her up for heartache in her life and i was like oh ████ no one's ever said it like that before and i immediately thought of all the really like super entitled
20:15 girls in my life who got everything they want and how they're in relationships now and they refuse to realize what their issues are and so they're constantly like heartbroken lonely because it's never their fault it's never their fault and i was like whoa he's right so they don't know how to grow from it yeah you gotta tell david everything's her fault yeah yeah i gotta be like get off instagram this is yeah because she's always not just my honor did you still rate that guy four stars oh no well his car stank so i gave him advice for you wash your car nah that's a good dude yeah good music too surprisingly damn man well that's cool i just can't believe you're still i just can't believe both of you guys are still dads
21:05 and that weird deal what do you think is gonna happen they're gonna get typhoid no i feel like it's it's i feel like it's chia's daughter and jio's son because it's just i don't know man insults a man without insulting him yeah no i mean i feel like even even uh the homies like man can't believe i can't believe you got a you got a whole daughter you know what i'm saying but it's different i think everybody everybody in my life realizes that's just different i don't even go out ever anymore unless there's a i used to go out a lot i was out i was out and about you know i liked socializing i mean you know i wasn't a party boy i feel like i know the importance of uh the ████ networking aspect of being that's why you're hella successful dude you know man i'm just i just know how to fake it dawg
21:56 but you seem like you came up with a lot of your close friends so that's pretty that's cool yeah for sure um we're gonna end it with a little bit harder question okay um if there's one thing that you can improve about chia what would it be yo and you don't even have to tell her you just would think it and then it just becomes watch this video or anything like that she won't um man look i i tell her all the time right one of our biggest issues is that she doesn't realize the way she says things sometimes like a ████ like a not pleasurable old ████
22:46 oh she's mean she's just you know oh she's just she doesn't her her approach isn't always the greatest her delivery isn't the greatest so i'm like hey man look uh sometimes the way you talk to me uh it's so i feel a little it's a little condescending you feel me i'm not stupid all right i'm not a stupid boy i'm a grown ass man um and i'm like i didn't appreciate that i just don't talk to me like i'm dumb and she's been working on me right now i forgot what we're talking about we were like sending voice memos back and forth and then uh tim was telling me something and in the background i heard she go no we're not moving to vegas bar this full part recruiting dude this fool is like he's like a secret real estate in vegas or some ████ cause i'll literally be like
23:37 hey man the weather looks nice in vegas and he'll send me eight voice notes about why why it's great to live he does that to everybody dude that's so good he works for the tourism yeah bro i'm like i don't want to buy a house from ant dog i'm good [Music] you
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