0:00 If you see a car with this decal on it, >> Oh my god. >> What race is driving? >> logo. >> White. White, for sure. >> You think white? >> Mhm. >> White or Mexican? >> White. >> You think? >> Mhm. >> I assume white. >> I think Mexican. >> Mexican? >> I think I see hella Mexicans. >> It's blue collar white. >> Yeah, I think blue collar white. >> Yeah. >> No, hella hell Well, I think you're right. I think it's both. It's a bothy, maybe. >> I think white people like this the most, but Mexicans actually do it to their car. >> Yeah, dude. Cuz Mexicans put crazy ████ on their window and car. >> guy puts that on and a white guy is like, "Right on, brother." >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, exactly. >> Hell yeah, boy. >> Yeah. I think you could tell more on what car it's put on. >> That looks like a Jeep, though. >> That looks like a white guy. >> I'm going to say a white guy. >> Yeah. >> It's definitely not lesbian, cuz that's a It could be a Subaru, but no.
0:50 >> No. >> I think that's a Jeep. >> I think that's a Jeep. Therefore, I think it's a white guy. >> And you think are Mexicans they're really into the Punisher, the character? >> They love that logo. >> They're into like badass stuff. >> They love Marvel. You ever see like a big Mexican dude wearing a Captain America shirt? Of course you have. >> I think so. >> Why are you sure it's not a Puerto Rican flag? >> What? >> Jesus. >> What about this? Who What race is this? >> Oh, that's a white guy. That's a white guy. >> That's a white dude with a ████ Duramax. >> It's [laughter] a truck dude, yeah. >> With the truck nuts? >> Yeah. >> That also potentially was Bart in high school. >> Oh, I see. >> Like on my car or just me in general? >> Just a menace. >> Isn't that trippy? >> A little bit of both. >> [laughter] >> That was me at the park yesterday. >> that would be a sticker on your car. I bet you you drew that in your composition notebook, and then you were doing that in real life. >> I think I was doing it in real life. I can't draw that good. >> Isn't it crazy that that exact It's so
1:40 iconic, but it's not even a Bill Watterson illustration. He never sanctioned it. He doesn't have any merch. Calvin and Hobbes have zero merch. >> Really? >> That's not That's not an official thing. >> Cuz I remember uh >> There's no way that's an official thing. >> Yeah, no. >> Remember people they would do that, like let's say they drove a Chevy, they'd put that sticker on the >> On the Ford, yeah. Before or underneath and just like all the rival >> And white guys do that. White guys know the Chevy Ford thing. >> Hell will do that. By the way, uh one time one time for Christmas my sister got me a uh like a a silver Batman thing cuz I love Batman, she knows that. For my Mini Cooper and I was like No. >> Batman and Mini Cooper? >> Did you put any stickers on your Mini Cooper at all? >> I put just a Colts license plate, that's it. Just >> Indianapolis Colts Indianapolis Colts license plate with a border. Just a border. Just a
2:31 >> [laughter] >> We're not gay. Wait, we're not gay. Just a just to like, you know, rep my team a little bit cuz I was in LA and everyone >> Same thing as gay pride. >> You put a lot of stickers on your car. You did. >> [laughter] >> You put a lot of I stuck dick. >> I know. And I was wondering why so many cars were behind me. >> [laughter] >> Honest question about this when you see this on a car. >> Please. >> Anything that either says like baby on board or has like the family mini do not like how many people >> I get I get careful around them. I actually do. >> You get careful? >> Yeah. I stop driving like an ass. >> I roll my ████ eyes so far back in my head I might get an accident. >> [laughter] >> I tailgate them. I go like >> I actually care for that one. Why are you trying to put your family at risk? >> That's where I'm at. >> That's what I'm saying. >> You're listing out every family member you have or like your situation. Like I try to make my car as generic looking as possible. >> That's also a lie. >> That's good opsec. >> No, it is it No, it's like it's
3:22 modified. >> generic. >> but you >> His car doesn't look generic. His car is looking generic. >> Oh, with them big ass rims. [laughter] >> No, it it's modified, but you can't it's not personalized. >> Okay. It's tastefully modified. >> I don't have like Taika, Mia, Cooper, G like, you know, I don't personalize it. >> Oh. >> By the way, people who do that opsec, terrible opsec. >> That's true. It's really identifiable then, huh? >> Yep. When it when a when they say like you have a chick car, like you have all the stuffed animals and whatever, you get kidnapped. >> Yeah, you give so much away. >> Oh, yeah, that's true. That's true because then they know that a woman is going to come back to the car. >> Asian. Asian baby. >> I give I give props to anybody who's got Transformers on their car. >> fresh on a Chevy Cruze, though. >> Oh, are you saying it's gay? >> I just I don't think Asians drive Chevy Cruzes. >> Yeah, it's black.
4:12 >> It's black? >> Yeah, black or white. >> I got to say every time I see a Transformers car and I've seen way too many in my time in LA, it's Mexican dudes. >> Oh, yeah. >> They love Transformers. >> I think Mexican will be the highest rate of anything on your >> Or it just might be the Mexicans are buying the cars off of black and white guys. >> Yeah. >> So they just kept it on. >> [laughter] >> They just take it as is? Like ████ it's as is. >> Yeah, like the Mexican guy is driving around with a Colts frame on his mini. >> Yeah, they're like, "Ah, ████ it. I'll just keep it on." >> That's crazy. I'm like, "What a rider, dude." >> [laughter] >> I'll just keep it on. >> But back in the day, yeah, if that was on a rice rocket, that would have been that crew. >> The Autobots? >> Yeah, Autobots and Decepticons were two-car crews. >> Yeah. >> You know what I will say, what I miss, the spinning rims on like minivans. >> We did that to my mom's minivan one time. >> expensive. >> And unfortunately, my mom, cuz my mom's an actually an extrovert, she loved it
5:03 cuz people kept on talking to her more. >> Cuz my son did it. >> Yeah. >> You put the spinning hubcaps on? >> Put the plastic s█████ ones on there. Yeah, and then my mom was like, "I love it cuz everyone just comes up to me and asks me what's going on." >> Look at this, it spins. >> That's so adorable. >> ones were like thousands of dollars. >> Those are like the spinning rims. >> I can't believe people are spending that much money on that. >> $55 at Walmart and it's for all four. And it's all plastic ████ >> [laughter] >> Yeah, when a high school kid is rolling up in like a Lincoln Navigator in 2002 and they got like a spinning ████ chrome rims. >> That's insane. >> What is happening? >> That means your dad's Oscar De La Hoya or something. >> That's ████ crazy. >> Your dad's Scottie Pippen and your mom is ████ Michael Jordan's son. >> [laughter] >> Dude, this this is all Koreans, dude. All these Koreans have these crazy nothing but Beemers and Benzes. There was a very popular purple Jaguar that
5:53 was like in the parking lot. It was just like what? In high school? >> Yeah. >> That's ████ up. >> Meanwhile, I got this ████ 1982 Vanagon Twinkie mobile with no power steering picking me up. >> dude. >> Yeah. No handle on the outside. It was >> Hey, little did they know that's going to be cooler now. >> Yeah. >> As long as you take out the dry cleaning bars. >> [laughter] >> Next one, ████ It's okay. >> Oh, what the heck? >> [laughter] >> That's got to be white for sure. >> white. >> You think? >> I think only white people have the confidence to do that ████ >> my family. >> Yeah. >> See, that's funny. >> I like [clears throat] this guy. Whoever this guy is, I like >> That's a crazy one. I've never seen that in the wild. Isn't that fun? >> I hate that fun. >> That's a white dude. >> That's a white dude who's like who's like, "Look, my friends know I'm fun." >> [laughter] >> It'd be really fun to like drive down the freeway and like see this on the
6:43 freeway and then right after just see the >> That was probably like eight gay bumpers. [laughter] >> That's that's the guy >> I deep throat. >> On the other side of his car he probably has the American flag and it says love it or leave it. >> Dude. What race? >> It's got to be the same white dude. >> Okay, what about we all know what it is. I don't have to pull it up. Monster energy decal. >> Oh, the the the stripes? >> It's funny because it should be a white guy, but I think in LA they're usually Mexicans again. >> That's true. [laughter] >> You know what I mean? >> Mexicans love Monster. >> Has she ever put a Monster up to her lips and drank it? >> No, she doesn't really like energy drinks at all. >> had the tattoo on her chest. [laughter] She had the decal. >> Yeah, she just doesn't like energy drinks like that. >> But yeah, that logo's pretty That's pretty Mexican to me. >> Yeah. >> That's wild to just get like an energy
7:33 drink logo as like a like a decal >> Like you identify so much >> Like what does it represent beyond the drink? >> Unless you're Tony Hawk and they're paying you. >> Yeah, like you're sponsored? >> Cuz sometimes people cover their car in that ████ It's not even just on the glass. >> Maybe cuz they like drinking it everyday. >> Yeah. Well, then I think they're copying the guys that are getting sponsored. And they go, "Wow, look how cool that is." >> Like do Do you think it makes them feel like more intimidating to have like Monster stickers? >> So, you're saying like regardless you're down to intimidate a bunch of people who don't know who you are and just like feel indirectly versus your friends are like your friends like, "Whoa, you got sponsored?" They're like, "Nah, man, just it looks cool." >> Yeah, [laughter] I don't understand that one. >> I think if you drink like Coca-Cola every single day and you just love it so much. >> Bro. >> I think it's the it's like a irony of like having Coca-Cola print on your like house. >> Yeah, okay.
8:24 What about the What about this? Okay, so imagine you're driving and in front of you is a Dodge Charger. >> Yeah. >> And the back window is completely blacked out and this is >> That's a black dude. >> The Punisher? >> That's Venom, I think. >> Venom. >> I think that's a black dude. >> a black guy? >> Yeah. >> If it's a Charger, right? Yeah. >> You just said Charger. >> [laughter] >> Say Charger already, the chances are he's black. >> It's the combination, it's the fandom of that plus the car. >> Is there a different car What if it was an Impala? >> That's also a black dude. >> That's black. >> Yeah. >> What if it's an Impala but instead of Venom it's Captain Marvel? >> Captain Marvel? >> lesbian. >> What the heck? That's probably never been done. >> Never. >> That's amazing. >> Does she even have a logo? >> You just named the most unique experience on the planet. >> a logo but nobody knows what I think they think it's Captain America.
9:15 >> [laughter] >> That's so creative, bro. That's never happened. >> But all like I think everyone likes Marvel but what decal you put on depends like yeah, what like I don't know I don't know >> How out are you about it? >> Yeah, like I don't know any Asians that are into Shang-Chi and putting that on their car. >> What is it? Just like a blue jacket? >> I think it's red. >> Asians [laughter] that are into Shang-Chi. >> It's just like a red jacket decal? >> Like, I wouldn't put that on like my car. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I I I I think Spider-Man's kind of gay, but I can see a lot of Asians doing that. >> What about the fish symbol for like >> The Jesus one? >> one. Good one. >> Who's that? >> That could be anybody. >> I think it's anyone. >> Well, that was a lot of Koreans in Fullerton. I'll tell you that. >> Oh, really? Korean Christians put that ████ on there? >> But the one, the fish with the little legs, that's white. >> Oh, with the little baby legs on it? >> Yeah, the evolution one. >> Oh.
10:05 >> Oh, yeah. What about >> You remember those? >> Yeah, what about the religious one that's like um you know, we can all get along and it's all the ████ religious >> Coexist? >> Coexist. >> It's a white hippie. >> It's a white hippie that's that's going like this? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> That's a white lady for sure. >> It's a white hippie. >> A white hippie lady? >> They might have like locks though. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. It's a Rachel Dolezal. >> That's sick. >> It looks like their entire outfit is like a bunch of like handkerchiefs. >> She's got like like yeah, locks and then she's like, I know that people think it's racist, but I ████ only black guys. >> [laughter] >> Everyone's like, uh that doesn't help, but thanks. >> What about someone with a bumper sticker that says any type of phrase about like stop tailgating me or get off my ass? >> Or like if you're No, I like the one where it's like um if you're going to ride me, at least pull my hair.
10:55 >> Yeah. >> That's [laughter] >> That's way better than if you can read this, you're too close. >> Yeah, there's a lot of those black guys. >> That feels white to me. >> Yeah. >> Those ones are so whack. >> The if you're going to ride me one is like a chick who was molested. >> No, it's like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, that too. >> [laughter] >> Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife? Oh my god, I forgot about her. Damn, what about someone with expired registration sticker? >> You want to end the video? >> I just want Anthony to win it. >> You want >> Yeah? >> Do it. >> ████ >> Yeah, uh Do it. >> Light bulb head. >> [laughter] >> Come on. >> You actually DID IT. >> YOU HAD TO WIN it that hard. >> Dang, you won the video, but at what cost? >> I thought you were going to say Filipino. >> At what cost? >> Damn.
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