0:00 [Music] this is an example of when the law doesn't really match the common sense of the common person okay cool like you can't ████ your donkey in the bathtub kind of yeah it's like these little like weird um can you explain a little more you know how like they got those books that tell you all these funny laws and ████ yeah like you could ████ a donkey like in your backyard but not in your bathtub yeah like you're not arkansas or something you can't be ████ your dog in are they fact-checked for sure there's like old laws that just never disappeared because somebody made that ████ a lot because people were ████ they're you know i just respect that you guys are still on the same page right away that like that's just props and then we can move on you always have a person to go yup you're wrong i've seen those books we read the same
0:50 books same reading club i give it to them after i'm done so this is more on the lines of uh you know when there's technicalities in court cases you know like procedurally they try to do everything so by the book because if one thing ████ up then it's like the verdict is out the door yeah jay simpson baby that ████ yeah galen so greatest judicial system on the planet 2014 a georgia father accidentally left his kid in the car while he did his shift at home depot or something so his he had like a the kid was like less than two while he did his shift in the car seat for seven hours in the car that sounds like a 1970s dad though obviously the kid dies well is it in arizona uh georgia no it's too hot midday too hot from what though stroke
1:47 so then he gets sentenced to uh life in prison and then in 2022 oh ████ the 17 got overturned what why it's the weirdest ████ thing man so like he got sentenced to life in prison right but yeah what i didn't tell you is that during the investigation they were trying to figure out how the ████ did this dad leave his baby in the car right so they uncovered a whole slew of other weird ████ uh they wanted to see what he was searching on his computer during his shift they found out that he actually did google how long does it take for a kid to die in a hot car jesus christ he didn't google that he did google it oh he did yeah that's a search query and google said you got about eight hours so he goes cool i got seven it goes boss can i leave it out early oh no uh so that was one thing they found the rest of it they
2:37 found that uh he was chatting with and sending nudes to underage girls so that took precedence there you go like let them out yeah so they wanted that key they're good so that's the key what you just asked so like because that got out during the trial that wasn't supposed to be a prejudiced thought in the mind of the juror whether or not he was guilty for what he did because he's a pedophile because there's no way he would have done that on purpose because he wanted to ████ that kid which is his kid he wanted to go his grooming he was grooming his kid cheers welcome back david welcome back yeah you don't like slow cooked meats
3:27 you're telling me if i go ████ rob target right and the cops come and they're like you ████ go wrong ████ as soon as they handcuff me i'll go oh yeah i got child porn like i gotta let you go we got we got another charges copy's gonna go to jail for watching john paul you [Laughter] this guy did this you're guilty too ████ well how do you know i saw it too well you're going to jail how do you know i saw it too don't go to jail guys everybody's arrested everyone saw the case i didn't see it i saw it through a mirror and that's why in l.a we don't have any cops anymore too much child porn dude we ████
4:17 solve so much ████ right now every juror watching the case goes to jail too why'd you look at the evidence like that we're going to jail why'd you lick your lips looking at the video did all 12 of you have to be jacking off that naturality is they're arguing that the jury was biased because they threw that unnecessary piece of evidence like this dad was too busy watching child porn or no actually hooking up with ████ girls and then what's his name chris hanson was they're just catching so they just throw it out because they totally found that as a chance thing and what happens in that case is that supposed to be tried as a different thing but the judge in this ruling allowed for that to be included in the same trial because it's like it's not extra credit here right it doesn't count it's like because they don't think it had anything
5:07 to do with leaving your baby in the car to die i love america for that yeah did he get tried yeah he but he got life in prison for that but because justice was perverted during this perversion they go oh hey welcome to 2022 where everything's super fair this guy sends his overturn because that shouldn't have happened you know what um america and so now he's inside for for for child porn stuff but then now that's only like five years instead of killing this kid yeah which is life is that the like controversy yeah they have to they have to try him for that seven i have to go to court again for this or or does he have to go to court or is because he's already thrown it's more like actual double jeopardy where he was it was already included so he can't get tried again for it oh ████ i'm afraid that might be it but yeah that's like you know things dude i've been saying double jeopardy the whole ████ time i think i finally
5:57 used it right my head i was thinking huh that's that that was the problem i couldn't hear so many people talking because they the jury didn't arrive to a verdict unbiasedly ████ matter dude like in that ████ seafood city trying to order ████ in the wrong language yeah dude it's um that's wild i should do it csi ████ dude tastes like one ████ uh ice cube confronted that guy for being gay yeah he's like i have relationships with women i have sex with men hey guess what that means you gay lots of new information i guess
6:49 i spent hours here i learned ████ and i get dumber so i guess that's the thing you got a dead kid and a dude out of jail yeah and you're not allowed to like uh you know like let's say that uh that was the problem is you can't go yes so this ████ guy left his baby in the car well he was looking up young underage women it's like you can't ████ do that you gotta go left his baby in the car the end so then why do people go michael jackson his ████ he touches kids and his music sucks and it's like no it doesn't why is that his music is good his music is still in the chorus i love joe bringing it back today like who still listens to the art kelly dude when the song comes on i play just ignition did you put your head down after theirs went up yeah who would start kelly they went like this these two guys raised their hands i was like yikes i'm in the wrong here
7:39 you know what i impose nobody that's ████ funny to be the guy asking but you don't even think that he was raising his hand yeah i would like this i went i thought these two guys were like yikes who's racist to some degree you hey when i get married though our kelly's playing photo shoot you have to ignition not at a wedding does not make sense remix it's it's like the remix and the cupid shuffle well can't you just listen to a cover by some other guy that didn't do it that's a good work [Laughter] you know what i fantasize about so our justice system is ████ up right people never get justice now batman is a great idea but
8:30 you know guys running around ████ bat suits it's kind of ridiculous right i think we should rebrand something that's a little more asian but a little bit more american let's call him aloha man right it will be like sherlock hawk or something because he's british so he has to be sure create like avengers it'll be like you know we'll have different crews right but what we gotta do is like in every area of america when there's justice that wasn't served this character comes out and ████ the ████ out of whoever needs to be ████ up literally or figuratively who's cast it in the asian avengers oh simulu for sure for sure his superpower is crying yeah and then we have that right up what's he mad
9:24 [Laughter] is he personally upset with you he's mad because i didn't like shane that's why his super ability is crying wow do you know that no he he like openly didn't like shang yeah yeah yeah and then like i guess that news traveled all the way to ████ actual shang chi oh he was so bad and then and then this guy doubled down and so he cried about it and now you're making fun of him had a good question about that what's wrong with you not liking the movie watch my two-hour podcast on it oh what do you mean uh what's wrong with it nothing exactly exactly that's the point cause i do movie reviews on my podcast and i reviewed it and i was very disappointed because nothing personal to seemu is just his critique on the movie yeah i watched that movie three times in theaters wow because i watched it you didn't like it that much
10:14 well here's the thing i disliked it so much in the beginning i was like maybe i'm wrong right awesome maybe he's being a new career chances are that's amazing i respect that and i hate it even more oh no the third one third one i was like okay before i do a review on this i have to figure out why exactly this bothers me watch the third time and then i had literally hundreds of pages of notes he had a notebook wow what's the number one thing that bothered you also i mean watching it three times you don't need a notebook it's so inherently bad it's one of the worst marvel films that have ever ████ existed wait wait more than doctor strange that james was pretty weird doctor strange was like decisively weird it's like more than the eternals who do you believe was worse the director or the writer i like what was the worst part about it well the worst part about it too other than his costume the costumes don't even get started with the costume
11:04 the the worst part about the film that everybody has dazzled is that they did a very terrible job in making shang chi the main character likable he was actually a very unlikable person think about it like this right so the main character who i actually think is tony lung his father right yes he is tony lung did an amazing job his father his father sends his child lets him do whatever the ████ he wants right even though he's like this drug lord whatever or like this guy who's super powerful allowed him to live his life however he wants he abandons his sister who he says his father's a terrible person he's the ████ you left your baby sister with this guy who you called a monster right and then suddenly he's this pious human being my father's terrible you abandoned your sister too so he didn't have a save the cat moment basically he didn't have to say because at all in the film so check this out that's the emotional struggle that he goes through right isn't that intentional oh she'll struggle because he had to save the cows when they validate the car
11:55 oh my god so stupid so check this out here's here's another video the cat is i like simu that's why i already know him the worst part too is that after he meets his father we're talking about a world where this world is a world of mysticism literally half the world disappeared from a guy snapping his fingers his father comes out gives him this idea he goes look i'm from this magical world i know your mother's still alive he goes that's the dumbest ████ thing i've ever heard that's a that's a fallacy in the writing it's like how is it that in this world that his father's saying there's a chance that his mother's life is the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard makes absolutely no sense thanos literally made the world disappear with doing this what 1970s gangsters do you know half the world disappear i like you but you're making this too real for me yeah yeah yeah he really was going like wow i like it though no no but this is true this is true
12:45 david blaine existing in that universe and people going there's no ████ way we're not from no [Laughter] i could go with like seven more points but it will take a super long time but essentially what they didn't do make him look good right because even at the end point to when his father and him are fighting they're literally fighting because he thinks his wife's alive and instead of him trying to rationalize to his father he says that you were a horrible husband your wife died because of you it's like dude this character is terrible like what the ████ are you just constantly blaming he's blaming he's victim blaming constantly and top of that he people's argument is that well he was a terrible father well there's a part in the film literally where shang is hitting this wall constantly because he's angry he's training and his dad goes hey you need to stop that because your mental health is even more important than your physical health he actually says the great dad my dad has never said that in asia
13:36 [Laughter] i want that father you
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