0:00 thank you [Music] two people were arrested in Florida after one of them made a 9-1-1 call to try to get help with moving the belongings from a home they were burglarizing huh I don't understand the English so these guys are like yo man we gotta Rob this house I'm like it's a lot of ████ dude what are we gonna ████ do like let's call 9-1-1 try to get some help to help us yeah they are public servants so they should be able to help us oh dude there's a lot of stuff to move huh these TVs are heavy these days have you seen those big ass TVs in Costco they're huge that's like the size of a wall but it used to be worse with rear projection you couldn't steal a TV yeah you couldn't do it those things are like this thick yeah you need
0:51 a furniture dolly yeah thank God the thin TVs got thinner it only takes two people to steal and instead of like a whole team exactly um so deputies responded to a home Saturday after a 911 call was made but nobody said a word at the home deputies concluded nobody lived there but they found a male suspect his girlfriend inside the home after entering it through an unlocked door deputies began searching for the male suspect and after identifying him from a security video as a burglar at a Dollar General store in Punta Cana Florida where several items were stolen earlier in the day while talking to deputies the female suspect told him that she called 9-1-1 for the purpose of having law enforcement help them move their belongings from the house they were burglarizing [Applause] hoping to get a ride to the airport so I could spend the weekend in New York dude
1:42 these people are off pills for sure right like they're uh they're on some sort of like yeah tweaker Behavior that's the only way I could rationalize this by the way the deputies who arrived did help them with their belongings and did give them a ride but it was to prison that's what the the sheriff's office said in the cheeky Facebook how did they know the how did the cops know that they were burglars what's that how did the community footage no but then like before all that they call them up they show up and were they still wearing the burglar Maps why would you call the cops to help you move furniture that's probably how they knew something was not dead giveaway well I don't know because I think that's a good idea because they always say like call the police if you need help right we protect answers I really need help right now this ████ have a feeling they just looked the part yeah when they arrived they're like okay good old typecasting
2:33 huh yeah so the dollars the house right so like they were already looking for this they already recognized their face and then they showed up at this house and they see the guy and his girlfriend and they're like holy ████ it's that ████ guy from Dollar Store you know what's kind of strange too is that like I think we also uh underrate how well cops know the same criminals yeah like every time I've called the cops on like a crazy person breaking into that guy again they always knew who it was because they always list set and free so yeah exactly yeah you know what I mean they did set them free so yeah they're like you know why you have to run right like because I gotta I gotta catch it yeah I need to work next week yeah I need some overtime it's a mutual relationship between them you know what I mean uh living in Glendora we had a pretty big homeless problem there and there's a guy that would always try to break in and then uh I
3:25 heard him banging on my neighbor's door and then so I went out to confront him and I was like Hey like what are you doing and he's like oh I'm here to get the papers and I'm like what papers he goes oh this guy owes me papers and he's like looking through the windows and stuff I'm like oh I was like if you if you uh should I like text him I can call him right now to just verify because I don't recognize you and then he'll say no no no no that's cool that's cool and you kind of changed his tone a little bit he's like no no I just just opened his paper and get my papers and then I was like oh you know what like um I really want to help you so I took a picture of him I was like I'll take a picture yeah remember the picture you sent us so I was like oh can I take a picture of you I said it to me I was like uh sure Nicholas he actually post you posed for it I was like okay cool I got your picture and see if it recognizes you I was oh what's your name by the way and he tells he tells me his name later when I call the cops I'll say hey there's this guy that's been roaming around uh his homeless dude he looks
4:15 like he's trying to break into like everyone's house and I go and he told me his name was like yada yada even the guy on that you know usually the professional it's like okay and I go his name is this and he goes ah ████ it's funny because he gave you his real name yeah he gave me his real name too so you took a picture of him or he just gave you his Alias he's got like a ████ AKA that he gives all the time apparently he's honest enough to get his real name that they switched tone like that yeah right away like he's a professional professional and he's like ah ████ him God damn it yeah that's the same exact reaction when we told the cop that the uh the squatter across the street from the house yeah when we were like oh yeah she she told us that was her house and they were like they looked at each other yeah dude yeah all the homeless people on my street all the cops know yeah they do right exactly and even when the guy actually came he was like you know what
5:05 to be honest we'll put them away this was gonna happen yeah he's gonna be jail 48 hours he's gonna stay on trial oh you guys do 48 hours over there something like that and they're like they're gonna do that they're like um he technically didn't actually break and Enter he didn't really steal anything um all you do is just like scaring all the housewives and ████ so it's technically not a crime so she'll be back on the streets in a week yeah and I'm like damn that ████ sucks that's why sometimes I miss street gangs because street gangs if you're like like not known in the neighborhood they're like where the ████ are you from and then they just beat you up for no reason so you don't want to go to that neighborhood and he's scared yeah they're like you know what no one else should be burglarizing our neighborhood the way that we should that we're doing it that's why so that's why I like it because it's like don't come and ████ rob the homes in our community those are those are our homes and I I think that's way nicer that was nicer back in the day
5:56 when you're on Street games where you're just beating up homeless people everywhere no the homeless people weren't allowed to come yeah they weren't allowed on the premises for sure or what I didn't do it I didn't do anything I didn't do anything I didn't do anything I thought it was bad but you know what I've seen allegedly let me give you all this info and then don't ask me anything I no I because I was I wasn't a part of a street game I wasn't I was a that was in a street game oh what game were you in you're in a city game I was a wannabe organized crime like most Asian gangs were like not unless you're from Long Beach in your Campbell like it wasn't centralized in a specific because street gangs are different like they like tag up the neighborhood and then they like have like Turf and then they fight over that and I think like the way that Asian
6:48 gangs were like they were like the like they're like the mafia and then they became disorganized but they kind of tagged up like certain areas and like had like territory and stuff like that too though right by this time of actual Street King like like excuse me that like 18th Street or whatever like they actually live on that street and they rep that where have you ever seen kanji graffiti exactly exactly does your game still exist I'm not sure maybe yeah but the the thing is I think a lot of Asian gangs now the the people that were doing the streaking stuff are now more organized crime it was like so the business professionals like lawyers yeah they're like mortgage mortgage Cafe because the way that it always worked was like the young kids were Aaron like doing air and boy stuff until they became older and
7:39 then they joined the organized groups I see but in the the kids my generation were like copying all the stuff that they saw like on like you know like they're trying to be like Mexican style black style like street gang style they were copying the way they closed Calypso sometimes they're popping the way that they dressed but they they still didn't do it the same way so they they had yeah it goes all the way back to feudal if Joe if you'd like to [Laughter] I think we can get we can get through a couple dynasties can we talk about the history of lubu how does that always get back to the movies I I remember okay you know how like Chinatown now is like it it feels like
8:31 weird and gentrified and different right I remember um back in Japan Filipino Smash burger places so there were there were a bunch of those flea markets right and and um and and and the Protectors of it were like uh these like Chinese mobster guys and then me and my friends were just buying five dollar I mean you get you get t-shirts you get five for ten dollars or some ████ it was a like really good deal we're just ████ great deal looking at it whatever and an altercation happens like some guys were yelling at a street vendor whatever and then this dude he's like got like a members only jacket and he goes like this and he just has two ████ guns like that and then he just hands on his hips like looks at him like that and everything he looks like he looks like a dad he
9:23 looks like a dad and he does that yeah he has a one-sided it was like the movie it was like the movie he goes like this he does that Another Man shows up and then he does one of these he has a ████ like sword or some like Chinese dagger or some ████ they just stand like this and then the guys that were like yelling and stuff they just go oh ████ and they just walk away and I was like that is the most Mafia thing I've ever seen no trouble we're just like wow do you guys got this in the blue you know like we're like that's pretty gangster though the big this month is on me that's crazy yeah but the the the the the organized crime guys are the security guys and I was like that's crazy all the security guys are organized girl yeah but they you know they have a uniform not yet it says securities
10:15 yeah I was like okay I was like that was crazy man so Joe misses Street Kings more ganks please yes it would help clean up some of our homeless problems where would they go I mean it would just push them you live it up to the gangs they have good policies you think the gangs have um like the the mental health training to be able to deal with them if we're gonna talk about it yeah they're all certified you know what I mean they're all right re-elect Nick Dunn guys they have the the protocols to help the homeless people are you being sarcastic because if you are you should resign laughs [Music]
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