0:00 all the fish come out and they start eating and all these [Music] I'm about to tell you about one of the worst honeymoons ever what do you think makes a honeymoon the worst honeymoon ever fall in shape can I guess the category yeah is it heartbreak injury or ruined or missed expectations that's a big okay well here let me help you narrow down it it's in Hawaii so it's them it's their fault no way you could ████ that up dude I like I love
0:50 where you're at I want you to hold that energy anytime you say something I feel like I step on a rake that's the energy I'm feeling you're on it but yeah I think it's a little bit of uh the the second and the third Heartbreaker how do you ████ up Hawaii you know but um uh missed what was it expectation yeah that I can sign up for a five-star cruise and injury and injury bed bugs actually you know what it's all three it's like all three it is people hurt themselves in Hawaii all the time yeah so this happened in Electric Beach in nanakuli you know Electric Beach Electric Beach would you recommend it for honeymoons I would recommend it for snorkeling oh good it's a wonderful snorkeling spot right but most people don't own a snorkel why are you say it like that I almost choked and
1:40 drowned there oh that's electrically because yeah I remember it's beautiful though because it's right next to uh is on the west side yeah you're saying there's a drowning risk well I almost drowned and died there because they probably are they all of them Joe threw up something did you no no it's because we had a fat breakfast all right and then I you know like we used to go to Hawaii like every year multiple times a year but this time I was like it was a long break in between so I couldn't wait to go out and we were just out there you got a prime rib and I forgot that I was underwater and I started breathing the diving diving I died and I started going and I was like that's not air and I'm like oh I've done that I've done that and then I
2:32 was like holy ████ and then I went on my buddies um paddle board and I grabbed it and I started coughing and I went and then all the puke came what'd you eat I had a three pancake sampler it was literally I love that place it was ████ my place it was so good it was a pancake sampler I was eating everybody's cookie butter bro the cookie butter pancake butter it was so good you know breakfast pot I'm talking about yeah yeah I puke and this is the cool spot right that's David's itinerary while I'm coughing ████ spilling out all my guts all the fish come out and they start eating and all these all these people are like look at all those fish and then they come and swim all over my barf she like and I'm just going I'm like oh all the fish
3:22 it's like beautiful and tragic moment yeah that's a good moment man yeah if my buddy didn't have his paddle board there bro I'd be like is it that deep that is it you can't your foot doesn't touch the ground because you have to swim out uh the Electric Beach pretty calm most of the time because when I went I remember it was like still and that wasn't like not me like you have to pass waves or it just depends on what season right right but the cool thing is there's it's like a uh it's called electric because it's like a power plant there and then they they push out like they use the water to cool down ████ and then they push it out and it's warm and then all the fish and the life right there there's tons of fish like it's yeah so you're saying the thing that happens when you snorkel and you forget that you're in water you start pre-coming thing that occurs I I
4:12 last time I went snorkeling sometimes you forget how low you need to be or like if there's waves sometimes waves will go into your snorkel and then you'll inhale and you're like and you'll freak the ████ out but it's not like you know you get scared a little bit but then you're fine but sometimes if you have a big breakfast then you might throw up because it's like volunteer water it's also if you buy a Walmart snorkel yeah if you get the cheap one yeah a good one there's a stopper it'll plug it when it goes in if you use a snorkel from the Airbnb that you're saying you might not be welcome I've literally experienced never what he's talking about and also too and also too um you shouldn't go snorkel by yourself that's the thing that I've learned that's true yeah why because you ████ Anything could happen anything happened you might step on a sea urchin you know well here's what happened uh to this couple that
5:02 went on their honeymoon Steve Stephen fan and Brittany Myers so um yeah Steven ended up drowning I think possibly in the same way that you're describing um bystanders tried to pull him to shore they try to administer CPR but wasn't working he died in the hospital as Britney returns to the car she finds that thieves have stolen their phones wallets clothing and the whole car oh no what the ████ that might happen that's like yeah that's the worst honeymoon that combination imagine literally the husband dies and then all your s███'s stolen at the same time that's when you go to that beach there are signs everywhere saying do not leave valuables on a car just because of that reason and like certain areas in Hawaii they have like signs that are like do not leave your ████ here because it's a tour spot
5:52 right and then people are gonna try there's a lot of parking lots with just broken glass everywhere that place that place has broken glass and everywhere tourists stand out in the station and they just don't care [Laughter] yeah so in Hawaii Hawaii gets a pretty high amount of like theft right like from tourists and like things like that they know which ones are tourist cars yeah they are the race cars yeah they stand out like a ████ yeah because they all got the ████ the CarMax not the sticker on the door so when you open it and some people leave it on there and it you just know that like okay that's a ████ that's what sucks right yeah that does suck yeah and if they're all Nissan sentras
6:42 yeah man that's such a bad luck dude that's also like tourists everywhere you know you go to like Rome or wherever yeah everyone tells you like keep a low profile but then Taurus don't listen so they go everywhere with their expensive ████ they're nice stuff because they're on vacation they want to look nice and then or they keep like their you know they don't have like that little safety um like flesh colored fanny pack that you keep underneath so you get pickpocketed you know what's crazy too is that like so I'm imagining that because they were out in the water for an extended period of time because of what happened that was like probably the moment that thieves were like oh that's their stuff that they put aside there's the key and they did this whole thing while they're trying to save her husband oh it's so ████ up man but yeah there's a GoFundMe right now if you guys want to support the Myers fan GoFundMe uh side
7:34 note so I saw this original article on neck shark and there was a top comment that I thought was so neck shark um some guy said oh it's because it was an Asian guy with a white wife that's practically a Target on your back what there's so many he says that there's so many couples there that are it's actually the that's the top comment that means people like no it's like Hawaii's the top state of interracial marriages and make like mix like peoples yeah there's there's a whole name for like have why half Hawaiian whatever it's called Hapa yeah and then I was like why did this guy believe that and then I looked at his profile and it was just all Voltron
8:29 but yeah if you go swim though like number one will always swim with the buddy yeah for that reason water I think they were with the they're not by themselves or like they might have been with the tour group or something and then they just I think he just they couldn't keep them up or whatever I read this whole thing it was ████ up but he wasn't swimming with the buddy because if you are like they would recognize immediately when they go unconscious you might have been with the group but he probably went off by himself but you always need to swim with the Buddy people underestimate like swimming out in those waters you know like yeah or just in general like if you're not a very good swimmer and you try to do stuff like that like you can get in some serious trouble because there's also a thing called uh shallow water blackout which happens a lot like people don't know but you can die in three feet of water because especially people that don't like regularly swim yeah all of a sudden they're doing
9:20 things where it's like looking at crabs and ████ they're all safe this is three water uh three feet of water you know and then but then that type of hyperventilation and controlling your breath you're not used to it and then like all of a sudden you just ████ pass out and you just die in three if you don't think about that yeah so it's like it's not really the depth of water that's lethal it's how often you do what you're about to do yeah oh I never thought about that yeah sometimes I just look at people like they're so weak Honestly though some people really are like some people really are like they're not physically fit at all to do activities they do these activities and then they're just like not ready for it we went kayaking and Lanikai all the way to this like Island that was like and as we're doing it we're like this is a ████ mistake it's much farther than it looks oh yeah it was so fun
10:11 I went with another couple and we were just fighting with our ladies the whole time not a real vacation dude there's a ████ they're yelling at nothing you know but it's like we're we feel comfortable kayaking like so we we feel pretty comfortable with all that but then there they're kind of scared right because we have to like dock we have to time the wave to get to the island are you with your lady on one and or yeah two dudes online we're no we're out me and her and yeah yeah couples on one side screaming at you I would love to be the dudes online shake their kayak yeah but we were cruising we're going we're going and then they're like I'm tired and then we're just doing all the paddling which is fine not a big deal but you see all these people we saw these like these tourists come in and they were kayaking
11:02 and they were in like civilian clothes right yeah they're not experts oh they suck ass let me tell you they weren't experts because they have to time their kayak to get out of the shore and that's it's the hardest part and they're getting destroyed by waves right and they were getting hit in the face with a kayak like just getting ████ up and they thought it was gonna be like oh it's gonna be fun we're just gonna like it's a ████ British Park Pond but it's like you have to remember like there's jellyfish out here there's ████ like this is this is the wild you can't be ████ around like you've got to be kind of careful when you do that you gotta respect the nature yeah bro so it's kind of like personal responsibility too I'm not saying for this guy no for sure yeah General like because you always hear locals say like oh all the tourists get ████ up over here and we tell them but they don't listen they want to do their own thing that is true yeah a lot of my local
11:53 friends have a story of multiple times they saved lives of tourists from either drowning or just like being caught in Riptides or just like weird like it's like there's just too many people that get ████ up yeah a lot of people don't know what they're getting take some swimming lessons you know [Music] thank you
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