0:00 I think if you smok cigarettes in the backyard you're Vietnamese true I think if you had a gambling problem or like you know what I mean you wear like wife featers and do videos I think if you wear a black T-shirt and a gold chain you're Vietnamese basically literally that's how I knew you were Vietnamese ████ I saw the black shirt in the chain I'm like this is at least [Laughter] [Music] half welcome back to another episode of careful boys today we have with us brought to you by nectar hard Seltzer Asian flavors with no bad aftertaste is that correct no weird after no weird aftertaste it's really good I liked it courtesy of under the influence who's here with us today we have M we got Esther over there thank you for coming thank you for what were you just saying a second ago oh I was just going to ask uh Joe and
0:50 Bart um have you guys been cancelled for doing like Asian accents NOP have you um you know what people do sometimes say it cuz I actually learned the Asian accent from you guys so like okay like you you do like you do kind of like a Chinese or like Vietnamese kind of like those accents right yeah I'm just like hello what the ████ you mean huh and then like someone was like you are not you're they're like you're not vietamese what the hell you get mared for that so people get they've said stuff to you about that but you have V you have a cosign and I will say I met I met some pretty big uh Vietnamese creators out here and that's literally how they talk that's how they talk yeah it's really good actually like so thank you I practice well I've been watching you guys for like so many years that it stuck to me so now yeah now we did influence the minds of the youth I do think the idea that you doing and learning a Vietnamese
1:42 accent from two guys who aren't Vietnamese is funny I thought it was hilarious I don't think it's worthy of being cancelled I just think it's funny are Vietnam is adjacent maybe you got canceled cuz you said you learned it from them no I actually never said that this is my first time say oh wow you're about to get canceled sleep it out delete it I feel like we got a pass because we're grandfather bed into the scene I think if you smoked cigarettes in a backyard if V me true I think if you had a gambling problem or like you know what I mean you wear like white feeders and do videos I think you wear a black T-shirt and a gold chain your vietnames basically ████ literally that's how I knew you were Vietnamese ████ I just want to tell you guys that I love Vietnamese food so don't come after me no but dead ass I saw the black shirt in the chain I'm like this ████ is at least half give me props like I'm dating a white girl come on like I'm know but you know out of all the Asians though like I
2:33 feel like Vietnamese have the best sense of humor and I never like I just felt always welcomed by the community cuz when Vietnamese people come out like to meet and greets they come out and like they you know it's a different vibe like they love to party it's a different vibe from like East Asians I feel like they're one of the fun Asians we don't have the time or energy to complain about stupid ████ I'm getting my ass beat every day yeah I want to laugh if I have to laugh at myself I laugh right yeah we did Korean Vietnamese we did all kinds of action Chinese whatever right hit us with a Korean one they just sound like they're complaining all the time like and then sound drag it out to like w like that's pretty good hey I'm Korean she's Korean where' you learn that one this guy's giving you approval
3:23 and she's Korean I'm cosigning her yeah he's Korean as well thank you mother yeah I love accents me too okay try um try black vers accent never mind I like the Asian that's also why I feel like you can't get canceled if you're Asian person doing Asian accents they're just like oh that's allow what we get what we can't cancel for like doing I mean we probably will never get canceled out here again but like white people accents white people accents cuz I be doing it all the time like what like what kind of Chinese are are you that's like a southern this is my country there's nothing wrong with that you guys do all could be the German Irish the Jewish the Jewish talent agent one was the best I don't know if I could do that again I think that was one time je talent agent the Jewish tal talent agent I want to
4:13 hear what that sounds like it's like yeah it's like the person that's like uh you're going to be a star I can't you going to take me to Vegas where it's not even like a oh my God you're so silly yeah that sounds almost more like New Yorker or like yeah damn Jeremy love to be here also cuz yeah no no no he's really good with accents right so good yeah I wish he was here also cuz I love him but like damn he's you guys got to hook up dude when when we used to do skits we used to practice all the time because have to be in character and we have to like who knows what character we're going to play but now I feel like we're just so Rusty and it just it just comes out it it is weird how it kind of evolved to like no accents at all because in our generation it was like if you can execute it well clearly the 10 intention isn't just like racist but if you came at it
5:04 like my name is Mr wer yeah but if you did it like that you're like bro like yeah you're just making fun of it that's kind of that's kind of sus right I missed the internet when it was like like that though sh it's so much harder to be funny now but if you execute a good accent like remember Russell Peters his stand a bit like it feels like oh bro you studied and you know us and that's like yeah it's like you're you're laughing with us right but these days if you do it at all and you're not specifically that culture then it's like yeah wrong yeah cuz like when did when did Asians start coming after other Asians for doing other Asian always really oh so you're saying accents never mind accents I think when they get beat up at school yeah that's true if they get beat up at school then they get mad and they have to take it
5:54 out on someone and they blame that oh it's because your accents they don't like me but it's like no you're the loser they don't like you because you're a loser like I I can't get Mexican ████ because they all make fun of me cuz your guys' videos remember when I told you I I went to summer school with like Vietnamese gangsters and they all were like what's your what does Philippino language sound like and I was about to tell them and then they just started going and I was like ████ sick burn that's a sick bird they were clicking they set you up they were like I thought they were like going to be nice to me and ask they were like oh what's your name and I was about to say though is it that is it it's like ████ dude you guys are wait would you guys be pissed off if that happen to I mean it depends are you getting ganged up on and they're being malicious
6:44 I was like out heavily outnumbered so it's like if I don't laugh it's like nervous laughter like Vietnamese dude's going but what if it was just like a white fraternity doing it to you though oh that's I was in a white frat but yeah you're part of the problem if they're funny if they're funny though yes hey you want to know what my pledge name was too which I realized later is is racist I mean I realized in the moment is racist as ████ but what was it try to guess what what my eyes no no okay not it's a little bit more creative a little more it's like the name of it's an actual name so something Wong it's a name yeah yeah something iconic in Asian Mulan Hundai Mulan is close that sounds pretty good wow say Hundai you know who Nina Lynn is she came over and she she called me Mulan in a video and that ████ was pretty you know n she's um from New York and she's the girl that R the um the trash can she's the one that got all
7:35 that ████ for sounding like she's from New York sorry sorry I was born here yeah yeah yeah what's your plunge name man General s that's good that's fun though cuz I like the general part it was it was lowkey funny like I was like that's kind of hilarious yeah but in a frat like especially cuz our frat was very Multicultural so it was always like you got to be like you got to make fun of this person somehow and then racist jokes were obviously the funny but that was also a give and take like you guys are making fun of each other exactly if it's a friend thing it's cool but like I think if it's a random person then it could be like that's disrespectful right that's where I'm like intention is gone you know people don't look at intention did you go to like your fellow white fraternity brothers and like Zig them and stuff I just want to make sure it was Mutual yeah oh man but you never got any problems for like any of these accents
8:26 throughout all those years I mean there was I think there was one guy who was like some activist like super super incel and I remember him trying to Rally up everyone and saying oh these guys they profited for years off of the Asian accents and you just see like him trying to Rally up like how can people still whatever they self their fans are [Laughter] of the internet and people like that just get ████ on and I was just like that's so funny like you're trying to Rally up a ████ like group against us and then everybody's just laughing at him like oh you a ████ man you weren't a part of the culture what about Trader Joe's okay so you know how Trader Joe's when they have like Asian Trader me what
9:18 do you guys think about that is that racist it's good right is it racist or is it f no that bring us back to the whole thing if the product is good you got to kind of but they also have Trader Jose's oh yeah so it's fair game I think it's fair game I think I thought they did one for like every culture for like they have an Indian one I don't know what it's called but it's something Indian I think that be what would that be called tra to me it's always is it good or not like I remember so I was in the military and I met this one white dude and my other homie he was Korean and he was like yo this dude knows how to speak Chinese I was like for reals and he comes up to me goes I was like dude this is pretty funny it's more impressive than offensive and it was just saying nonsense but it though it was close enough yeah I was like dude I was like that's F so to me it's always is it good first
10:10 you ended up doing that as a Korean later but people these days get they get offended like let's I'm Korean so when a Korean person sees another like ethnicity like wear Korean traditional clothes they're like why how are you how are you wearing that you're not supposed to wear that's racist and I'm just like okay with that no it's always Korean Americans though it's not Korean Kore wear that ████ D I even got yeah I got ████ on for wearing like it's like it looks like a chopstick on my hair but it's basically like a Korean traditional like pin that you put on your hair and they and they were just like oh like that's racist you know like why are you and I'm just like you're a ████ white ████ but also the internet the internet makes it feel far worse like it's literally if you really talk to somebody nobody gives a ████ it's just the loudest pussiest people of all time on the interet it's like you just allow
11:01 them to have a connection and they will never say it in real life so they have to get it out on the ████ internet cuz it's like when you weigh your experiences from like face to face confrontations have you guys ever had any of those no no these basement dwellers aren't going out they're not going out going back to what I said if you have the like real ████ don't if you if somebody wants to kill me I'm going to expect you to pop up and I don't know about you he tells you his location yeah I literally I used to go on live and be like this is where I'm at you have 30 minutes I will stay here for 30 minutes any that anybody that pulls up and wants to fight me you can do it no one shows up but I know I do that knowing that all the hate comments I have you're ████ yeah they never do you probably just going to get a bunch of girls showing up anyway try to touch your junk like hi B I said that one who hates you I'mma beat up your
11:52 penis can I wrestle with your dick I I told him um I used to uh I used to drop fake addresses I used to DM them so like haters whatever right I used to back in my city I used to have some people that hated me and I would DM them like let's link up let's fight blah blah blah but I would send them the wrong address just like a random address and then go to it I I wouldn't be there and they would actually you you knew that they went to those addresses I don't know if they did or not but it was just something funny like I I got enjoyment out of this like you're wasting your time what's some I'm just curious like what were some reasons people back then hated you like what was the back in Iowa yeah uh uh I like robbed a lot of people valid reasons so they just want their stuff back yeah yeah he was the villain he was there there there have been some situations where I the villain but um one in that circumstance I I'll
12:44 always say like I've never hid who I was I've always like expressed how how I did not like that version of myself like I don't like it when people try to shame me for a version of myself that I had to be to survive but also two uh there was a lot of lot of people that hated me because they they didn't like uh what I stood up for or they thought I was doing it to to to blow up or for attention or for money so it's like I also had those people and I would DM them and I'd just be like kill yourself there was this one guy that was really annoying that made a video of him like like made like a mini dock it was so stupid they basically said like oh you don't stand up for Asian but youed mhm yeah so he's like uh he basically was trying to use me as an example trying to play me like a hoe he was like these these new age Asians
13:35 never stand up for their own people but they'll stand up for like black lives matter yeah black lives matter or like whatever the trend is nowadays and it's I I responded I said cuz when I was on house arrest for for the whole BLM ████ I I risked going back like I didn't know if they would send me back to to jail or not for this but I I organized in uh an event like a memorial for the uh Atlanta shootings when like five Asian women got killed yeah so I did that and I I never posted about it I like never talked about it online cuz it's like if I do that ████ I feel like I I want to do it out of for the like for the right reasons I'm not doing it for clout so it's like it got to a point where it's like online if I talk about this ████ I have people saying I'll do it for clout if I don't talk about this I have people calling me out for you know not not saying anything that ████ got very annoying and even for BLM you weren't
14:26 doing it for cloud like it just happened yeah I literally said like do not like I don't cuz I knew if if I knew I would get in trouble with my probation officer if if it came to like that cuz that violated the terms I didn't think I would like catch that charge or whatever but I assumed I would get like a probation violation yeah so I was like don't show my face I don't want my name out there blah blah blah but during probation you weren't even allowed to go to like uh Mass like functions and stuff or what my my my probation officer so my probation officer was a woman with a very um shaved shaved head you know you know what I'm saying but uh she was very Subaru yeah yeah and she was like you can go to this as long as you don't cause trouble and I assume you're going to cause trouble word for word that's what she said so it was basically saying I'm going to tell you that you can't go to this but in the right way so it's
15:17 like okay I said ████ you and I went and I uh another reason was I also Wrestled a cop and it was on at that day the same it was the same day yeah did you win huh no I I wasn't a cop like he he had grabbed a person I was trying to like de arrest him so I like I grabbed him and I and did it work that he had to let him you tug a war with a human being pretty much yeah and the guy actually got away oh good ████ and then they picked him up later didn't help at all catch and release yeah so I just got myself in trouble for no reason I do like that you talk ████ back to all the people that say stuff to you though uh I try not to as much nowadays but when I was on house arrest I had nothing to do I had nothing to making good content like my brand was just ████ found me hot and I would argue with people that's it for two years straight yeah so I'd literally be
16:08 on house arrest every single day on my phone like you feel the top of way bro come I don't care kill yourself so you are interesting that's a good line that's fun that's a good Finishing Line kill yourself is a good way to end a sentence yeah yeah do they ever like your comment after you said that to him I've had a few people that are like you know what I thought you were a ████ but like you're kind of funny I'm like they end up be fans after that wow and they send you memes from now on I'll just be like what what's the point bro go do something with your life interesting people that hate are are very like contradicting too so it's just like they're stupid that's true very stupid like the person that was hating on him like he was like oh you don't stand up for Asians but it's like you are ████ on another Asian you're Asian and you're ████ on him bro and then I DMD him cuz I didn't like I don't like having my ████ to public so I dm' him and in the dmss I'm like show me show me what you've done and he did for to his
16:59 credit he's like donated he's organized rallies so I'm like so word for word I was like why are you coming at me if we're trying to achieve the same goals and do the same ████ he was like I didn't know you were doing that blah blah blah I'm like okay so why are you posting everything you do you ████ I like bro I'll talk to you like I wasn't trying to come at you I'm like no you try to play me like a hoe and I just disproved that ████ M you try to kill himself huh you tell him to go kill himself yeah absolutely did he double tap it and like it after did he said I was thinking about SU side but I guess I'll do it now about more he's like ████ I like that I do the same thing I think with like especially with the JK account I think when people start to go off I'm like well if you really have a point let's talk about it in the DMS instead of trying to perform this show for everybody I'm like if you really want to change my mind a lot of it feels like clout chasing cuz I would like to know too I would also like to know I'm open
17:49 to change my mind about something if I'm wrong but they never they never message nope they never do they don't care if no one's watching I haven't gotten one person now a lot of the times because they don't have any following or anything like that and they want us to respond so they can clout Chase and build their foll the dudes that want to fight at the club only when the security guards are and they take your shirt off wait what's the point of them like saying all of that ████ when they're commenting off of a fake profile though it's so they can get all the likes on the comments it's crazy what that makes you that makes you feel good when you're on a fake profile too when you when you shoot on somebody and they like your comments you're like it feels nice that's one of the most cowardly ████ ever though ever yourself I think you're a ████ dude think you're P you're just not putting any chips on the table it's like you want to play the game but you don't want to put any of your own like
18:39 life in it but 90 people like my comments so what do you have to say about that yeah but let's see what you look like let's see what you look like oh that's the worst when it's like an a non account and it's and if they comment about your looks I'm like oh I know I would have torn you up like it's it's always some anime character some ████ game I will I will say though back in like before I blew up I I took this ████ past the line way more oh yeah cuz I was so I got banned on Twitter back in like 2020 because I was actively telling my haters to like kill themselves but also threatening their families and like their babies I got banned for okay that'll get you banned are you back on now huh are you back on yeah but I don't like Twitter it's too much right left arguing it's one post is like a ████ promoting her only fans the other is person you should threaten their babies that baby's
19:29 like what did I do no so what I what I used to do was if I ever got a hate comment I would go to their profile and stalk them learn as much as I could if you if you had a family member I'm in there I mean like I said only you put this effort into like a job or like a business so when I got banned on Twitter it was a it was a random Troll and I figured out he had a son oh the next the next 50 tweets were just like attacking his son so have you ever have you ever seen those dudes that are like they're like blasted in tattoos and then when people talk ████ about their tattoos they like they'll look up that guy and they'll be like oh I see that his father died in in 19 oh and then they'll get the tattoo I saw that I've seen that guy then it'll be like an insulting tattoo of their dad that died that's kind of hard that's hardcore like
20:19 I don't wow that's going the extra mile someone who just got a tattoo getting a tattoo is very inconvenient yo it is what does that what does that mean Fe every body it's a diss of someone's dad on it says fear everyone really scared big mistake bro I don't know that sounds like he got it thinking that it meant no fear but my mom read it and she said who's your friend afraid of and he's like what and then now everyone got it to match I actually have no fear tatted oh really yeah it's uh it's fear with a line through it oh that's what he wanted he got the opposite yeah but he got like fear and then underlined it he got it when he was in the military he thought it was that it he's like a white guy that went to Japan and got a wrong tattoo Arana Grande with her with her barbecue tattoo man yeah wow you remember that thing yeah I'm old it was
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