0:00 You said I'll suck my dick. That's what I'd say instantly. If you saw a guy sucking his own dick, you had to bet the over 3 minutes. What would you do? How big is it? Pretty big. [Music] All right, boys. What's something that's been absolutely blowing your minds lately? Damn, dude. People. What people? People. People been blowing my minds. Yeah, people have been blowing my mind, too. What kind of people, bud? You know what kind of people I'm talking about. Yeah, he's talking about I do actually. Now, now that you said it, I guess I do. He's talking about MAGA. They They're really blowing his mind. You lose views as soon as you say MAGA. I'm talking about people who think he's helping you. You said what? I'm talking about people who think they can evolve into something they're not. Like a Charmander turning into a
0:52 Pikachu. You can't evolve that way. Give us an example. I'm I'm a little confused. Bring us into this world. You know what I'm talking about. Okay. No, I don't. Oh, I now I do. I thought I did and now I know. And now you know. Are you talking about trans people? Whoa. No. It's transformer robot in disguise. Bronies. Bronies. No. People People think they could be dogs. Oh yeah. Oh, you cannot be a dog. I understand. Oh, like like that one clip of the of the dude who like the guys like sit and the guy or roll over and you got roll and everybody's clapping. Yeah, just one guy. But I want to be a dog. That's a very interesting video. Yeah, but it's just one guy, though. That's why I don't think I'd be a great father cuz I'm like, why are you guys clapping at a human being rolling over real quick? That's why you don't think you'd be a great father? Yeah, I wouldn't. I have I
1:42 have zero disdain towards it. I'm just like, this is interesting. Yeah. No, I'm just very curious on what's going through their head. Isn't Isn't it like um weird though that things have gone so crazy that nothing seems crazy or nothing seems like crazy? Yeah, cuz everything feels like oh that's happened before. And then I'm getting kind of desensitized to how wild ████ is getting. 10 years ago I was stunned when I found out that there's people who who get off to girls sitting on balloons and that was funny. And I remember when that was a thing. Yeah. Yeah. They called it something. I paid for it. you paid for it. Yeah. Yeah. Or cake stopping or whatever. Yeah. All that stuff. I was mind blown about that. And now the stuff that they're doing is so much crazier that I'm just I miss those days. And I think everything from like politics to like fetishes to
2:33 everything's got so crazy that things that used to be funny cuz it was kind of bizarre is not that funny anymore. Yeah. That's what's sad to me is I used to like giggle at everything, but now it's just reality. I laugh at the I I saw the people who um pretend like they're riding a horse and they go over all the obstacles. That was That was pretty good. I still think that's pretty funny. That was pretty funny. I mean, not like laugh at funny, but I'm definitely laughing a little bit. I'm laughing at I'm laughing at for sure. Hobby horseing is pretty cool. It bums me out. So sick, dude. Why does it bum you out? Cuz part of it is like, man, like there has to be something else you could do. Like for real. Yeah. But cuz it's like any hobby like that where you're going to competitions, you're training for it, that takes a lot of time, bro. And at the end of it, it's just like, okay, you
3:24 just prance around with the fake horse. You you remember in like more uh I guess uh I don't want to say ancient, but like uh historically speaking, there's always like really unique traditions, whether maybe it's like in Japan, it's like that that like naked into the lake run thing. You know what I'm talking about? where everybody gets like butt naked and just literally sprints into like the lake in this one town. That sounds fun. That's what I'm saying. Like there's just like really weird That sounds cool. That sounds cool though. Like but in this what Nick's talking about is like people are on the horse, right? And then they hit the they hit the obstacle and you see the the bar go down and then they just and they're like that's wave one, next wave up. And then you think about like how many hours did it take for them to like work hard on this? But I'm glad that it exists though cuz I think when I watch that I'm like they're all in on the joke. But then when they're
4:15 devastated you're like oh it's so real. Maybe it started as a joke thing and then it just got sick. It became so like fluke or you know what I mean? Like it was it was just kind of like a a gag. Sort of like the lumber like Scientology. Yeah, that's what I'm saying though. I'm thinking about like okay let's just backtrack a little. Let's think about or or let's think of it where like aliens coming down for the first time and then we see a bunch of people uh at some sort of like you know festival or carnival and it's like there's like tug-of-war or like um or like watermelon eating contest or hot dog eating, right? And it's like it's normalized now with the Kobe Ashis and all that stuff, but like imagine the first time you're witnessing you're like why are these why are human beings doing this? Cuz it's kind of lit. You're like this is kind of fun. It's also like you can't really talk ████ at how like successful it is too cuz there's a lot of people watching that more than
5:05 they're going to your ████ Like like clearly then you can't really be like that sucks. So I I just assume there's going to be like a hundred hit or miss things. No, for sure. Like I'm obviously joking, but it's like at the same time you're not joking. I can see you're just I'm not joking. No, but because you look at it and you're like, "Oh, yeah. This is probably some ████ where it's like a small town where people got nothing to do." And they're like, "Hey, let's just have a little fake little horse competition. This is fun." Yeah. And it became a weird. But I understand that's too PC. Let's start hating on everything. It's more traction, more content. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think I think that it's ████ dumb. I think it's an engagement thing. Explain. I like to think that they were really doing it cuz like they believe in it and then like the views came organically because they believe in it and they're just going to keep doing it cuz it's like oh this is people are watching this. That's why I think cuz
5:55 didn't Hubard say like hey like I start my own religion and get tax exempt status that'd be kind of tight. Would that be funny guys? Yeah. And then it kind of kept going and going and then some people like what's funny about it and then like he just starts to be like oh ████ yeah I guess this is our real thing. We have to get a corporation now. Yeah, dude. What do you think? What do you think those What is that called? Hobby horsing. Okay. What do you think hobby horsing people are looking at? Like power slap people thinking. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's just cultural. It's like when you look at clogging, you know what I mean? What's clogging? It's like um it's the tap dance stuff that but they're like this and it's all legs. Oh yeah. Yeah. That looks sick. I put power slap in the same category. I guess they're not always like this as a hobby horseing. But see, I make fun, but then I'd rather watch hobby horsing than most things. Power slap or hobby horse? I'm going hobby horsing. I'm going to check out Hobby
6:45 War. But like they look at the ████ they must be looking at takeovers. Like those guys are all ████ insane. Oh, like the street takeovers. That that is crazy. You guys ever watch Best in Show? Great movie. Oh, like the Oh, it's a movie. Are you talking about the dog thing? But the actual dog thing. Oh, the dog thing is crazy. It's wild. The actual like the pageant the actual one. Cuz they'll be like, "This ████ is wonderful. This ████ is Look at the prance. They they smell their touching their balls. Yeah. Yeah. They look at their butt and they're perfect. They measure it and they're like, "Oh, wow." And they go through the little thing and that's like an age-old culture like that. They've been doing that forever. I don't want to brag, but pugs won last year. So, they won the small dog class. Yeah. It's a big deal. First time a pugs ever won. Big for the breed. Pugs are up. You know what I'm saying? They're up big. You should sell high. It's only downhill from here. Yeah, I would sell hydraulic press maybe, but I don't know about selling. Every sport started as a
7:35 dumb little thing that evolved into this ████ professional thing. I can't talk. I just Or just like a cultural celebration like rolling the cheese down the hill and everyone's ████ tumbling after it. But that's that's fun and everyone knows it's joke. A hobby horse. Hobby horse. She's acting like it's a ████ horse. Like why don't you just buy a ████ horse? You know what I mean? Like why do you just buy a ████ horse, you dumbass? You're over here putting a stick between your cheeks and ████ and trying to jump over and hurdle over a thing like go ████ field and track. Subie, can you go can you go to one of these places with a microphone and be like, "Why don't you buy a ████ horse?" Hey, what's all this nonsense? Just buy a ████ horse. Dude, my first Christian would be like, "Yo, are you guys okay? Like, what's going on? Aren't they all kids? Like, they're all little girls." Yeah, that goes back to Nick's ████ thing. I feel bad. Like, there's better things to do. I was
8:26 just joking. But what about like hobby horsing? What about hobby horsing compared to like Magic the Gathering? Cuz then they would argue that you guys are just ████ fat and sitting there and you stink. ████ off. Magic be still tight. Magic. Is it though? Is it tight? It's not tight. I still have the app on my phone. We live nearby a really cool uh game spot where uh a lot of guys go. They throw it down. Yeah, they throw it down. I like it, but I can understand why they would think that's stupid. I understand why it's very very culturally niche, but like it's ████ really nerdy cool. They're having a lot of fun, dude. When you drive by in there, they're having a ████ things are nerdy cool to them, but at least this one they're getting physical ████ action. But I could see them dating each other though. But that's but that's like saying like compared to ████ Magic
9:17 Gathering people, people who suck their own dick, at least they're doing something. Yeah, it's not a it's not a win. But nobody's going to watch that. Nobody's going to watch that at a place. I think some people would go watch that. They would watch. They do bets. They would do bets. Yeah, I'd do that. I could just do watch under. Yeah. But I could just see both sides calling the other one thing and what assets there are. Suck my dick is what I'd say instantly. If you saw a guy sucking his own dick and you had to bet the over three minutes, what would you do? How big is it? Pretty big. Damn. It's also the luck of the draw. Like wherever you're born and that's what your your culture does. You been over three. That's what's cool to you. I guess that's true. Like I do think Which culture is it that does the log throwing? That's pretty cool. That's sick. The lumberjack culture. That's sick. Yeah. Are they wearing kilts and ████ though? They're just yeing all that
10:07 ████ everywhere. Yeah, they're yeing logs. What about the um the log when they're running on top of the logs? That's a lumberjack game. Yeah. Hey, you ever see a guy chop a tree down and they have a competition where they're just trying to Dude, that's cool. That's actually useful. That's like age. No, it's cool though. That's what I mean. It's in the same camera. I thought we were talking about wood chopping, guys. You ever seen Indian pole dancing? Oh, where they back flip onto like the poles and stuff? Indian pole dancing as freaking It's not pole dancing. I like the one where they're like running and slapping each other. Jump slapping. I don't know the rules, but that's crazy. Jump slap. That's what you call it? No. No, but they they they somehow jump and then they ████ slap your chest. It's the same thing. They call it power slap. Power power slapping. You're stupid. I'd watch that power slap. I would too. That's way better than the regular power slap. I would
10:57 love like imagine the cultural like just feeling everybody belief in and just like they're about it. This is their thing. What do you think it's smell like? That's why I want to go to Rednecks with Paychecks. You ever seen that ████ No. What's that? Rednecks with Paychecks is an event in I think it's in St. Joe in Texas and they it's like a giant mud hole and everybody who's a rich redneck brings their biggest uh like lifted trucks out and they just do all lifted truck event when they go through the mud river and then they go it's like Glamus but like low class but everyone's ████ loaded cuz you got to be like mad rich to be able to do this. Is it like demolition derby? No. Uh they do have stuff like that. Glamus is like a big ass desert you just roll out to and everyone just brings out whatever they can and you just He's so culture. He thinks we all just He's like, "Oh, it's a Glamus." You don't You've never heard of Glamus being as white as you are? No. In my life.
11:49 Glamus. Bro, have you ever seen a sand rail? Do you know what a sandreel is? Do you know what a dune bug is? Yes. So, it's it's a Glamus is a event like the the mecca for dune buggies. Yeah. It's like sand dunes and then you bring your You know those videos where you see a guy drive a thing up a dune like this vertical? That's That's Glam is amazing. Got it. Got it. ████ That's your people's ████ That's the I'd rather watch it. But like that's your culture, Stevie. That's literally your culture, man. I know. I do have Stop saying it's my culture cuz I'm white. I do have a bucket list thing. That's the best. I've got a bucket list thing that's genuinely like I want to participate in this. It's the uh I don't Wait, let's guess it first. What do you think it is? Oh, here we go. It's already the running. He already did the running with the bulls. It's in that category. What do you think it is, Suben? He wants to go in a air hot air balloon in 80 days or whatever. Nope, not that one, dude. Knowing I got his
12:39 back. So, I don't know. What the hell? What the ████ What are you wearing? That means in his head he's like sucking dick. Sucking. Don't say don't say ████ Sucking dick. Yeah, pretty much. So, what were you going to say though? It's the tomato fight in Spain. Oh, that's whack, man. What the ████ man? Throw tomatoes each other. You said you had his bag. I did, but that was crazy whack. Too wack. So, they tomato fight. Is it like a water balloon fight? Have you never seen this? You said that was crazy. I never seen it. Have you never Do you even know what it is? Do you know what it is? It's like glamus without Yeah, but tomato fight. I'm I'm out on the tomato fight. So, how does it work? Tell us. Tell us. Look it up. Look it up. Sounds like a waste of tomatoes. It reminds me of the whole, you know, holy or I think Yes. Holy. I want to do that, too. Color fight. Oh, that looks pretty tight. Looks like a mess. Oh my god. All
13:30 those seeds everywhere. Look at that. Looks like Terry, dude. Do they make spaghetti after? Look at that ████ I don't want to look at it. Tell me with a bunch of friends drunk as ████ That wouldn't be hilarious. I'd rather do water balloons. You got the tomato. Wait, why t-shirts? I assumed you knew what it was. Like glam. Yeah, exactly. Damn, that's crazy. Is that that looked like AI? That's a s███████ of tomato. Well, that ████ looks sticky, dude. This is just the boys wilding out. It's an age-old annual thing and like millions of pounds of tomato get brought in. Everybody literally the whole street everybody just goes in the craziest tomato. Why would they waste all those tomatoes? In 1945 1945. Yeah. They they hurl overripe tomatoes at each other. Oh, so it's been like, "Oh, what are we going to do with this harvest?" Yeah. Yeah. Let's just chuck them. Apparently, it started with
14:20 a spontaneous tomato fight among friends during a local festival in 1945 and then quickly gained popularity. So, it was organically made. That's kind of cool. That's cool. Tomato fight every day. You don't want to do, you know, it's one I would want to go to cuz it looks funny in India. Have you ever seen those things where they have like DJ battles? It's not really a DJ battle, but these guys, they'll build a tower of subwoofers and speakers that's like several stories high. What the man? And then somehow like put wheels on that ████ And then what the mad they wheel them around at other speakers and they're just trying to blast people with noise to like be the louder one. Yeah. So basically you just got to put in the biggest eard drum like ████ blockers and just I don't want to actually I I take it back. I don't want to be there. I just want to like see it from a balcony. Yeah. You get tonitis, dude. Yeah. For real. You don't get tonitis. But it looks crazy everywhere you go. Isn't there a Japanese thing where they're pulling a freaking like a tower
15:12 at high speeds and they're running down the street? I don't know about high speed, but they do that. They do that uh when they do parades like they do they have like a god and a Yeah. It's like a chariot thing. Yeah. And then guys hug like the penis festival. Yeah. Different festivals. There's one where they're running really fast and the s███'s tipping and stuff. Maybe that's China. I don't know. They have so many different I guess like festivals for each cities like different gods and ████ too. I guess it's just like I enjoy deeply cultural like weird nuanced kind celebrations. I just wonder if like I I guess the hobby horsing if that becomes the apex of American festival culture. That would be Have you seen this from my culture? Have you seen uh Jack Off karaoke? It's a very deeply rooted in Japanese culture. Oh, I've seen that.
16:03 You have to finish the song before she finishes you. Oh, so so Jick's jerking you off? Yeah. So you're singing a song and then she's jacking you off and then if you come first, you lose. I'd rather suck my own dick. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, I'd rather watch it. That's probably what hobby horsing feels like to them. They're like, that was on national television. Really? Yeah. Late night TV. Their late night TV is ████ crazy, dude. Yeah. And then and then you see the jizz like get shot on the ground. Oh, they show that. Yeah, they show the jizz like he failed. It goes and then like the jizz falls on the ground. Why does he Why did he fail if the jizz comes out? Cuz he didn't finish the song. He finishes before the song finishes. Bohemian raps city like an idiot.
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