0:00 that one's Gio the little one Dam oh is that like a spear spear or something yeah cuz I was standing here and then um I told her to spear me like tossed a spear so I could knock it down with my sword and then it passed me and it went straight into the wall of course that's Gio that's Gio [Laughter] [Music] height damn hey do you guys ever yel do you guys like leave Yelp reviews no I ain't gay I with that that's gay I hide you sometimes he's gay sometimes st's gay sometimes it if you get food poison yeah I'm going toing blast them if the owner's like that's that's F poison that's not gay cool yeah but then what if your homies want support you going you're going to be gay for them I think I I think I did a Yelp review for liard Jiu-Jitsu did
0:51 you what you say I think I did I can't remember I think I did it to prank you guys and it so it was like kind of funny you say the master H kind of good kind of funny it's definitely good it's like five stars but I think I acted like I go there or some ████ do do people treat yel reviews like um like Airlines ready yeah we've been gone oh we have yeah no you didn't introduce the guest and we clap and do all stuff cool stuff okay hey everybody give it up for stoping guys give it up for stupid stupid so I heard you're gay cuz you do yel comments oh yeah definitely when you get food poisoning from a restaurant you definitely want to how you it was them though how you know what if it was I I've been I've been fast usually when I go to restaurants like that we go fasting and then eat at that Resturant what did you eat what's fast in 4 hours for you tuna sushi oh damn are you sure
1:44 you didn't just like not wipe your your butt the right way and then you didn't use soap sir no sir so I wanted to take my wife out to a nice place was like a little you know date time I was just like you know she deserve it and then you sound bummed out about it uh very bummed uh about the situation happen after we go there restaurant looks bie you know what I mean it's one of those restaurant just super bougie like wow this is great I want to do this put I don't know that's I just got to find my yel review but um but it was weird cuz I thought it was a sweet restaurant but it looks super off so what do you mean what's off about it it didn't look like a sushi restaurant not enough Mexicans in the back no just not enough Japanese stuff so I was like oh okay so we looked at the menu we like ah ████ I ordered tuna sushi and there was different other menus with it I grabbed the sushi and I smelled it kind of smell fishy oh no
2:37 that's kiss I think you're on to something but I was just like are you still committed to it I committed to it cuz I was like you know it's a nice tuna's fish yeah tuna's fish but then real good tuna I didn't know right don't smell like anything it doesn't smell when I ate it tastes like fish and I was like excuse me cuz I know real good tuna don't taste like fish you know what I mean real good fish don't taste like fish but when I ate that tuna I was just like yo something's off next morning but you kept eating and finishing I kept eating cuz I want to make sure I just wanted to make I wasn't complaining in front of my wife I don't want to complain I don't want to sound like a you know Tong Tong yeah yeah what's I want sound like poo poop no just poo poop you know you don't want to be well you wreck the experience by complaining yeah he's a Tong Tong why you a Tong Tong the next morning I felt a little off but I was it's all right I'm going to drink some coffee on the walk I was wearing a
3:28 barbell uh sweatpants SI hell yeah and you pooped on it soiled them I was already walking we're a mile out that's ████ wicking fabric by the way on a mile out walk oh no I was like hey you know what let me let me just real quick you brother even it was so it didn't even make a sound it just went oh [Laughter] ████ yo I was like yo babe that's that's not right she was like wait you ████ yourself I was like yeah how romantic dude it wasn't even a splat it was just like it was just like I was like yo my my my my calves are feeling it oh my God it dripped all the way down it was a trip trip was it did you so you didn't shut off the valve right away no no usually I can control My Vow like cuz
4:19 if it comes out usually go uh oh yeah yeah exactly but this was like and it was just like it's already out and I was like yo that's how thin the water was loose the loose the the viscosity what color pants were is it it was all black it was a black bar with the with the red bar was thinking of that when he design them so on could have been the heather gray ones it could be and that' be dangerous that'd be awful worst case scenario so that's when I did the yep review and I was like you ████ to barbell Brigade or no no you're telling me these sweats don't Wick the ████ what kind of product you selling here he's not mad at the shark no it was it it was bad timing cuz the boxers I wore you know was nice and loose it's a nice loose boxer that day that's why you got to get some brief sometimes I do have some I'm just saying that day I wore the briefs did your wife
5:09 get food poisoning too no she she ate the same thing though no she ate something else oh she was smart wait what did you write on your review I was so sick at one point I told my wife to write it cuz she sounds smart oh you told her to write it yeah cuz she she like you be like dong in the drip drip in the Black Sweat he got his and it went no sound effect it was like a ghost Emoji yeah it went the the punctuation got to be on point you got a feature that how you write but yeah that's that's the only time with ride y reviews usually or if it helps my buddy that happens to you a lot though I feel like you get food points in yeah I know cuz I don't have that the common sense sometimes my uh my profile picko my profile pick of him in my phone for contacts is the day like he
6:00 he did a like a Instagram video of himself for a story advising people not to eat expired ham and I thought it was so funny that he thought I thought it was so funny that he thought he needed to like tell everybody I screenshot it and made it his picture and it's it's literally him like sick and it just the capture just says don't never eat expired ham expired ham it's a good R honestly it's because you're risky dude I'm a risky guy I risk I risky but this is what moms are for you know what it is though I know what subin is cuz I feel like we're cut from the same class a little bit you don't want to feel like a ████ ass this ████ out he's all ████ he's all ████ sick that's me you don't want to feel like a ████ like I can eat this expir ham well yeah
6:50 with that attitude I always just go like man there's people in Africa starving there's people everywhere in the world starving I'mma eat this cuz I'm M hungry you know I mean boom I thought ham already last like ████ 10 that's exactly what I thought can like it's preserved that's what I thought cured and smoked did it say cured smoked preserved canned H wello I don't know it was a ham that's all I know man cuz spam lasts forever right spam lasts that's different when it's like in the can though the knows that's a grenade you better eat it a just ham turkey breast and and that kind of ████ like ham for sandwiches that ████ gets moldy dude yeah it gets moldy pretty quick yeah mold it's all the moisture and ████ straight to the D were you more sick from almost got botulism where did you get more sick from the ham or the sushi I think it was a [Laughter]
7:41 ham cuz the sushi didn't have mold on it the ham had ████ mold so would you say the expired ham is the worst poisoning or what's your worst would you recommend against the ham yeah don't do the ham y'all yeah okay thanks he's doubling down you heard it here first hey you guys ever seen those like really high restaurant things where they like uh they start a mold on like their meat oh I saw that but it's like a controlled mold and then they like cut it off and stuff and then fry it but it's like apparently there's certain types of molds that grow that like aren't bad for you they're kind of good cold I mean that's what cheese how they do cheese or like you know the ████ all those Italian cold meats the when you see that leg hanging and ████ it's covered in the do they call that pelic or is that something different yeah that's like the bark like the outside like when you like dry
8:31 there I think there's a wax and on top of the wax the mold grows okay but then it's what makes it taste good pelic sounds crazy have you guys seen the tuna that's covered in ████ mold it's like white it didn't look appetizing to me though yeah I thought it was the tuna right with the mold around it well I mean they don't they don't I don't think they serve it with the mold they slice it no they cut it looks like a fuzzy tuna yeah like a cotton ball tuna I think that's what I'm talking about not a steak so we all saw the same video there's steak versions too though okay yeah I've never seen that before but it does not look appetizing but you're not that's not on your plate they they show they're not supposed to show you I think that's how it's stored or whatever and then they slice the inside up W interesting is it a different color does it look like dry AED it it looks more dehydrated and it looks like the marbling is like way more um like present looks crazy that reminds me of when like I was in in the arts district
9:23 and then uh Joe was still doing his mushroom thing oh yeah and he sent me a ████ mushroom log I was like oh ████ how do I do this I set it up and then I like went out the country to open up some car washes for like a month and a half and I came back and this thing was so fungus moldy and I was like I didn't have the heart to tell Joe at the time that I completely ████ it up and you know was like you better Chuck that out you're like babe it's still growing I you know it's fungus it's mold maybe it's like right I don't know it's on its way did it look like a whole ████ alien yeah it looked like a bar of fur oh that's ████ crazy I totally forgot that in my high school um for I think almost three years I did this thing I told I told them it was a science project so they let me do it but I just do it for ████
10:14 freshman year I had a T-bone steak from Denny's and after I ate it you know like has that bone I crushed it and put it in a a milk carton like a one qu thing with the milk in it and I put it in this in the teacher's lounge fridge why for like 3 years oh God do that I just thought it would be funny and no one claimed it to like I thought it'd be funny to like see how bad of a I wanted to make like a stink bomb and I thought that would be the ultimate stink bomb I did some ████ like that in fourth grade so you know how my mom used to make nasty food and I would throw it over my neighbor's yard so my mom makes nasty lunch too way surprise part two so she would have this homemade bread with ████ she would make bread was that the jewel bread yeah the ████ stain glass window beets and papayas and ████ walnuts and ████ and then she would put uh
11:05 avocado in the middle couple slices of seaweed not salt it and then put the bread together does she have no taste buds I don't think so maybe she's just a creative but it didn't work out and it's so nasty cuz by the time it's like sitting in your backpack when you pull out the avocado it's also Brown you know it's like it's just disgusting and it's always in the uh my mom's trying to be cheap so you know when you go to like the uh like Asian super markets there's the clear rectangle plastic bag yeah so we never even use Ziploc bags it's always that bag that like she bought scallions with and then now she repurposed it for my sandwich bag and be like a knot so she would tie like a knot so my my sandwich like this big the bag's like this big so I pulled it out I pulled it out of whole shebang yeah I pull it out of my exactly I pull it out of my ████ backpack and I'm like oh
11:55 hell no it's one of these things again and I'm like fu ████ what do I do and my mom's crazy my mom shows up to school like to to like ████ spy on me too like there'll be times I'm at recess plane I'm like is that a ████ red for Tempo and it's like my mom like just staring at me like across the ████ parking lot seeing like if I'm ████ up cuz I ████ up a lot yeah he kind of gave her good reason so she trying to catch me like ████ up so I I was always super skeptical I'm like okay I'm if I were to get rid of evidence I'm not going to throw it in a trash can or any normal place and then one one day ████ our teacher went out the room to do something and I was like I just ████ spun it and I just slid it across the carpet and it went into where like people hang coats and like backpacks and stuff and then I completely forgot about it this Bo did a
12:45 bowling ball technique then randomly the the teacher like maybe a couple months later or whatever was like what's that smell what's that smell all the kids are going home sick and then she go she's swallowing the set she pulls out the ████ that's czy everybody knows it's your everyone's coat must have stunk so bad I know dude I was like people are just getting skin rashes and ████ from breathing mold for months did your mom eat those kind of sandwiches too she has no problem eating them does she still make them no she still does she still like her crazy her food remember did I send you a picture no oh wait I think it was like just vegetables on a plate right yeah so like my you know G's been making sourdough so we dropped one off of my mom she's like oh delicious so she
13:35 sends me a picture and it's like she slice up the sour and it's like a Sourdough with like one lettuce on it and then ████ like um ████ bird's nest soup or something like none of her ████ makes sense she just she just eats ingredients she's just H yeah she's just eating ████ Chinese macros that's what she's doing can we do a JK Adventures at your mom's house what's up dude want to yeah that sounds better than stinky tofu bro putting beets into a sandwich bread is crazy have you heard of girl dinner yes that's what it that's what it sounds like it's girl dinner it sounds like Chinese shakery dude yeah they just Cho ████ up and throw it on a plate that's girl dinner kind of yeah it's like a whole thing on on a Tik Tok how does that make sense if you're not home with Nino what is she going to fix herself to make to eat for lunch she
14:25 eats the best ████ when I'm not home like what like what she just sent me a photo like this sick ass Patty MK that she made and I love Patty MK she's never made me a Patty MK in my life she's she's she's never made you a Patty MK so Nita Cooks yeah only when I'm gone and then when I come it's like oh she's so tired and I have to take her out to eat no they've been showing play dinner oh my goodness p is next level though that's not girl dinner girl dinner is like I don't want to do a lot of work cuz I'm only making ████ for myself so I'm just going to chop up some things and eat that also it's so selfless sometimes Tiff will have like a a on a good day she have a PB&J like she'll make her herself one I'll be like that's being fancy though that's being Fancy on a on like a regular day she'll have like a handful of chips like a couple cutie oranges and then like a piece of dried
15:15 mango and like that's her that's her that's gr lunch like ████ nothing dude they be eating like first grader Snack Time food yeah and then I'm like yo you got to eat lunch I was like you sure you don't want like anything to eat she's like I'm not hry and I'm like oh my God so it's like a struggle to get these girls eat lunch dude these selfless Heroes these women who work so hard for us only and then sacrifice everything including like seasoning for themselves I don't know what it takes dude they don't want to do dishes and ████ oh that makes sense okay it's okay let them let them do that no it's just a different style of meal that I wasn't privy to until I started Living with a lady and I was like what is this it's a meal with Zero nutritional value I was like I was like yo we have stuff in the fridge we have all this meat I I went to Hmart I got all these little sides I was like yo eat the cucumbers in
16:05 there man before they goes bad like come on what you yeah that's true I never knew about that until later either does Mackie like that yeah she totally it's just finger foods yeah like so just like put quinoa together with like some random like salad some beets like just random stuff and but then they'll be like you could make a frozen pizza but she's like I'm not going to make that when you're not here like I don't want to waste the groceries so just like do left the former does sound like higher nutritional value than the frozen pizza well yeah I mean just she doesn't want to use anything that's like like looks like we could use it she will just make mashups of leftovers that's very selfless every yeah it's pretty cool really ni but she could also sprinkle some protein powder on it get some protein the he's just constantly where's the protein where the ████ is the protein yeah literally where's the protein dude that's a good question though it is pretty selfless actually
16:56 yeah wow women are great you know uh you know a couple a couple days ago I had K just come in here and we shot some of our like uh conversation content like podcast stuff it's because we were supposed to shoot at mics but um the fires still not home he might move back in the beginning of March yeah wow he can actually moved back in he's been to like 10 different airbnbs apparently that's crazy is Insurance taking care of all that he got to go out of pocket it is but it's just so like out of pocket first and then in order to get reimbursed for it you need to go through the right insurance people that handled like the cleaning or the whatever that's approved by blah blah blah which means there's a tier list of priority and like it's just constant phone calls every day Heche headache crap right money out first yeah but the point I bring that up is because we were here so they're all walking around just like enjoying the the digs great great job again Ryan and smack um but the funny moments are when they like pick up the believe all women
17:47 sign it's like what is this and then right here we got the pin's logo why would you question that the arcade they see they feel Nostalgia but the O FK it takes him like 30 seconds and then it's like oh my God if you could if you could spot what this is old enough for kisses without knowing any of the references you deserve a psychic award or something yeah you're a psychic you're a for teller or then I think it was like bam one of the homies like he looking at all the holes in the wall it's just like dang so this is this is you guys huh so this you I think it's mostly Joe that's cool that you guys filmed in here though mostly yeah creatives one of them's Bart the big one yeah David's one of them right and Mike also Mike also has these egg that one's
18:37 Gio the little one D oh is that like a spear did spear something yeah cuz I was standing here and then um I told her to spear me like tossed a spear so I could knock it down with my sword and then it passed me and it went straight into the wall of course that's Gio that's Gio height hey so this might be a dumb question but like when you guys give up this building like what do you guys have to do you guys have to reatch those walls or they got to do it right yeah well we we had someone that was going to do it but then he passed away ████ so isn't that thing where if you give up the deposit then they're the ones that have to fix everything I got to look at the contract and see I don't know I'm always curious about that kind of stuff probably that's not hard to do well usually in apart Apartments you kind of you should do it to get the deposit back to get the deposit back yeah but if but if the usually if the
19:28 repair exceeds what your deposit would be or and the trouble and the cost in your time you just leave it but our deposits been here for 15 years so it's probably not worth the same anymore it's probably not yeah depreciated mhm I know right our deposit was probably like 1,500 bucks back in then isn't that crazy dude so it's going to cost more than the deposit so it's like so crazy so we might as well put in a couple more holes before we bounce exactly that's that's what they're praying you don't think yeah but you know I'm like I want a hole in the wall dude yeah no I don't I'm just kidding let's put holes in the new place okay that's a bad idea that's a bad I think we should just put more holes in this place I think the new design for the new office should be based around holes in the wall I think when we know for a fact there's a new office that's happening and we're for sure breaking out of this lease and we're good with it I'm putting a hole in
20:19 the wall here here but we got to patch it we just talked about not packaging it can you let us look at the contract first no we got to look at the contract first contract first if Gio gets a small hole I get at least a small hole but she did a hole and we were Rich it's different you got to make different decisions you got to be responsible now or if we're going to patch It Anyway then it's like what's patching one more out of 12 holes it might push us over the edge I don't know it's a lot of work dude that there's already five holes I can fix that that's easy he can fix it I'm doing one hole I can fix that just just put paper over it tape put tape and then and then paint it and then if someone comes in and tries to touch the wall they broke it what you do to my w broke that's a booby trap Y come on
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