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UTI and JK Collab on Joe's New Haircut

#hair#subin#cut#fix#sister
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0:01 3 two 1 Welcome Back to one of the most important episodes of careful boys that could ever exist today we're going to do something very very special and we're glad that UTI is here with us wow so I haven't cut my hair since the pandemic we're going to play JK barber shop today every one of you guys can do something no way I don't care I know what I'm going to do and at the end of all of this I'm taking his eyebrows subin has to try to fix everything that you guys collaborate on long time out he can't fix it by just shaving your head no but but he did ask don't just go like this I knew that's what he was trying to do to be honest I've been bald for most of my life so it doesn't matter my hair

0:52 grows pretty quickly so feel free to have fun dude it's not a big deal should we hey should we all collaborate as a team of like what kind of hairstyle we want can I keep a lock of your hair you don't have a single gray look how much I have that's from nectar it's the it's nectar and me and half we're all going to get upow oh my God this So [Applause] Co where are we going this for us do we ████ this is crazy I'm going to cut it with this uh chainsaw thing right here this is what we're going to to cut the hair with oh my God this is so crazy what's up all right it's been pretty crazy because I just never figured out what to do with this but this is going to be a really fun game this since 2020 and we're about to

1:44 all get to cut it off right now why you cut your shirt come you guys do whatever you want all right have a seat Joe so each one of us each one of us will get one scissor yeah yeah and he's got pick your poison Jeremy yeah yeah all right so I'd like a comb first and some scissors he knows what he's doing start him off with some nice bangs close your eyes wild wait what hey what go ahead do whatever do whatever bro try to control she can't help she just being a girlfriend he's he just wanted to touch his hair okay okay watch watch his ████ eyeballs don't worry I got his eyeball bro pick his hair up what the ████ don't worry hey hold on everybody telling me what to do put the back out here dude just one eye oh my God oh my God that

2:35 part [Music] out ████ that was too short Project's over y yo cut cut this part cut yeah no ████ that's how Hair Works bro wait we need photos we need sh photos it looks like I look like d the Explorer no no no you can't see it no no peek why he giggle like a girl why he giggle like a girl he's getting the whole thing for someone else look at that like Korean who that's a good mullet right there that's tight Jo your hair feels great though actually real that's a get him a [Laughter]

3:26 tunic he looks like a you look like a what the ████ yo we can't have BMS in myor you know the drama where Nick wear that hair wear that hair Nick from hey hey switch to the buzzers to take off one side you look adorable with the you're yeah do I look like sisters with Esther she got offended let me let let look sister no that's Esther's ho sister hey this the sister that gets around the sister that gets the lesbian cut ████ I ████ up I

4:16 already took it off no I'm taking off one side we got to give subin some thing to work with oh wow you can choose to do that half Samurai n never mind I didn't look at the bang like I like this earlier [Laughter] why do I look like frier Joe like I look like a medieval she knows what she's doing come on look at that I actually don't okay oh we should have definitely done the bowl first does anyone want this or don't do witchcraft with it please I will I will always have a piece of Joe with me we should have actually like I'll take more that's I want Jo dude it feels so much more like breathe like breathable and relaxing actually is it okay if I if I touch you stupid you've been touching

5:06 me what are you talking about you know good J good do we call you uh she no no no don't do that again please don't hey 2024 he he's like a bad horny dog okay I mean these guys are going to ████ up what you just did eser that doesn't look bad Anthony let's go Anthony you just you just right there right just oh a line which way do most people like it this way we're doing oh no we doing it's hip hop I don't know if my eyebrows grow as quick as my hair we the three stripes on the side his head and shoulders it'll go right back I'm giving you eight bro why you ████ blocking don't trust scissors he don't trust them we're just getting rid of the dandruff oh yeah that's another reason why I wanted to start lotioning up my head rat tail up dude you're bringing me back to the 626 I'm saving it I'm saving it

5:56 subin's really good subin's just got to figure out what to do now we're going to leave some on the top it'll be nice like no we're near to yours brother high fade Jo look now he looks like a baby ostrich oh sick he's doing design oh yeah be careful Ryan's going crazy oh wow he's giving him the AR Shelby oh ████ oh it actually looks nice that looks kind of ████ cool hey make squares make squares are you making me a jenzy ████ boy you look tight bro all you giving me like a quest hair all right Bart's going to close itart going to close itart do a third grade B would do don't follow the rules and just do this way dude the game is to let subin try to fix it it can't be Beyond repair holy

6:46 dude your hair's so strong I almost slipped and fell waa that s███'s so strong dude dude that's a whole cat I probably should have donated that to someone who needed it huh that's what I'm saying jack off with Fu why you why you should cut his own hair you may a three wait nous really nice oh no Bart is going crazy the bangs you might not need to do nothing Bart's doing a good job we'll figure it out all right now is it is it subin has to fix it let's close off the video and we'll do one more and make him talk about something hella serious you look nobody address the talk about something mad

7:37 deep yo it's kind of drippy bro okay thank you for coming in holy ████ you look ████ Jeremy looks like a cast iron skillet I'm gonna I'm going to talk I'm G to go like this and talk the back is insane wa come on if you went in public they think he's a crackhead down to do that oh my God here we go wait does Hannah know you do this yeah I told Hannah if this was ever a crime scene you f someone's in the bathroom okay someone oh someone's in the bathroom over here hold on I'll give you another hold on right here okay oh my

8:28 God why do I look like Hitler's gay niece look at the back I can't see the back wait let's try to give him a camera like a is ████ all right hold on I look like look look look into the camera and then look into the mirror with the camera okay what the why do I look like a raccoon's tail that was B that was B dude B what the hell D this is crazy I'm glad I was here I hope you guys like Joe's new look um he's going to be living with this for a little bit maybe are fire you really n the the back big thank you to UTI for participating in this thank you for

9:20 having us we H we're so hyped that we got to be that was great that was crazy what we were going to do is have suban fix it but I just loved it so much like bro hey man gen a badge of honor thank you for the next video we'll do that look like one of those uh Japanese rockabilly guys in Japan you know they're dancing

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