0:00 [Music] is anybody one of those people that like uh hates it when christmas music is playing before thanksgiving is over no i ████ love christmas music i'm a fan i could hear it all day i mean i could do that ████ in february bro yeah i don't i don't particularly like it it feels awkward get the ████ out feels weird why because you want to play thanksgiving music yes pilgrim beats pilgrims pilgrimage dude columbus greatest music what's my playlist when i played ████ call of duty my favorite songs the the nina the pinto santa maria volume three love it cornucopia beats baby [Music] [Laughter] i i think christmas music should be played i'm a traditionalist
0:51 at thanksgiving like after thanksgiving if you if i hear last christmas on like march after i wipe my tears i'll like think why is this playing now like you know um so from thanksgiving to christmas day is when the playlist should i think that should be it because coast plays it after christmas until new year's too that's when they make the most money yeah post is dope i haven't listened to coast in a while but like do they still have love thoughts yeah i think so i love i love i love it when latinos write in and it's like you know thumper is saying like yeah body soul you're the love of my life she reads it with that accent i love you forever you know it's like you're a down ass ████ you know who it is they turned out right in the bowl art label had the most widest announcer
1:42 voice yeah and then he would be like we got creeper from chino valley for his baby mama remember ted bush yes this is ted zigging bush with love thoughts on the coast oh this is awesome when you're a little kid you're just peaceful yeah it is very peaceful but they do play christmas music they let it go on i feel like they play it after halloween yeah yeah that's when you tune in to coast was uh a a u.s family from florida may receive a 1 000 fine this year for putting the christmas decorations up for their family house a little too early that's ridiculous july if there's an hoa agreement yeah labor day or some ████ labor day on saint patty on november 8th the mafia family received a letter from their local community association threatening the fine what november 8th
2:32 is that is that too early a little too early if it's an hoa usually they'll say thanksgiving and it has to be taken down like um by new year's they're party poopers dude ████ that they're lame dude they do um you know uh christmas markets right have you heard of christmas markets yeah in europe in europe right it's a big ████ thing it's like the six to six night market but like christmas style that sounds fun it's fun don't do that are they only in europe like yeah yeah well they celebrated really big because it's such a religious i think it's their thing where's one here is it like pasadena rose or something no it's like their chinese new year where it's like whole month long i'm saying where is it here we don't have it here we don't have an equivalent but we gotta make one imagine this right imagine it's a christmas market like like let's say we have a city square like we're like a like a big ████ area right and every
3:23 city does this all over europe and um you could just walk through and they got these like booths and these booths they got like ████ cinnamon rolls roasted nuts ████ toys roasted nuts yeah what do you get roasted now they're so good have you guys had roasted nuts you gotta go to being for that ████ i want them at the rose pool munich paris roasted nuts chestnuts nuts all the nuts and above i i want cranberry cider have you ever had cranberry cider whoa dude they got these ████ cinnamon rolls that they have on a log and then they wrap this ████ on a log and then there's this ████ old russian grandma or whatever just ████ rotating that ████ on open fire yeah and then they and it's like cold as ████ right and you eat that but basically they got this but it goes it goes on past christmas it goes in it's all winter and they should
4:14 get fined for it set them on fire actually yeah so so i'm like how come they can do the christmas ████ christmas decorations past that maybe because saint nicholas is um quiet quad yeah that's true you know they own that stuff he is white he's pretty white what is he german what is he dutch something like that it's klaus oh that's german that was german klaus nicholas klaus mr klaus my neighbor across the street on the night of halloween after the kids finished trick-or-treating he took down his uh halloween decorations and then immediately replaced it with christmas stuff and i thought that was tight but you know what though it's like while you're decorating because decorating your house it takes a lot of work so while you're doing it why are you taking it all down you might as well just throw up the christmas stuff i'm mad at it and also it's his ████ house why are they finding him but you know i think it's
5:04 funny though that okay so like we're all asian here how many of us well speak for yourself yeah [Laughter] honestly how many of us put up halloween decorations or christmas decorations i have a kid now so we we do that every year you do it every year now but his wife is mexican so that's why he got him he got invaded so you have to do feliz navidad so it's not halloween for him most yellow people don't put decorations up we don't do that so whenever i hear stories like this i always think oh poor white people i don't even know if they're white but i'm just in my mind already poor white people but you're probably right on the money yeah right like i bet my life on it well if they live in one of those communities where there's an agreed association that tells you when to do what to do that's
5:55 probably a white neighborhood yeah i remember one year for christmas i i i begged my dad so we can get decorations done because i thought it was so sick right and then like he bought those uh lights like we always did a christmas tree indoors but but most yeah you're right most asian families they don't do the outdoor stuff right so then um he got the he got the the little lights that ████ blink and he put it on the ████ gutter thing and then he didn't get the long one because he went cheap so he didn't wrap it all the way through it went halfway and that was it i was ████ it and we got candy canes like like that the candy cane paper thing put it on a ████ door and he was like voila ████ and i was like ████ that ain't what i wanted dude it's compromise man at least your dad hung the whole thing though what if he ran out of nails and then they just leave it dangling you
6:45 know you know that house you know that house there's always that house it was like it didn't even wrap around the whole thing it was and it was just blinking just halfway that was it you know what my b████-ass mom did i was begging her to put christmas ████ around the house right because everyone was had like christmas ████ she said no and then when she started hosting karaoke nights then she got the color uh christmas lights and put it inside where the living room is the ambiance though yeah and i'm like ████ doesn't even serve the purpose not for christmas it's just for her homies to sing and feel nice and messy but karaoke you need the light because for yellow people karaoke is way more valuable than christmas like year-round you know that's year round you could do karaoke yeah any time of the day any night no one will complain they'll be like oh look at that yellow family doing karaoke in march no one's gonna say that's crazy no one's gonna get a fine for that yeah but christmas lights hey so you guys
7:36 wouldn't be feel awkward if you were at a karaoke night not on christmas and someone put christmas music on the playlist that's that's weird that's weird that's weirder than just hearing it see bart would think that's tight i can enjoy christmas at any time you can't you can you can right it's the best so basically if we all went to karaoke and silent night came on you guys would turn it into a duet ████ yeah knowing that it was making somebody uncomfortable absolutely well that's a different pleasure yeah we'll get our own we'll get our own room did you know mariah carey when she tours uh she has to perform her christmas song that because they just like the song they just love it like all i want for christmas is you like well she's always performing all year round when she internationally talks it's her biggest track is that top five christmas songs of all time it's top one number one so she's like in hot ass dubai in the middle of summer singing for christmas like we'll make it
8:28 snow i was in malaysia and singapore during during like uh right before christmas and it's like 85 degrees with 95 humidity in both those countries right and then uh it's hot obviously and sweaty outside as soon as you walk into their glorious palatial malls all you see is christmas decorations and there's christmas songs playing i had never heard of and i'm like and this is a muslim country yeah but they're all playing christmas songs about baby jesus yeah and that's the strangest thing because it's hot yeah and then there's christmas well that's uh australia right yeah yeah because there's a great summer yeah oh it's right there so there are they're santa claus uh they're commercials and santa claus riding like jet skis and ████ with like sleeveless santa claus just like sunburns and stuff because it's mid-summer it's hot that's fine yeah that's hot that's fun though if they do that they're doing it wrong but that's fun stupid but it's fine i'm actually
9:19 spending this christmas in hawaii so that's going to be interesting i hear hawaiians love christmas i've done christmas in hawaii they love it so much same weather as regular hawaii they have christmas decorations yeah i heard that i hear that it's not because they're too lazy to take it down no no no they just love it that much i mean because hawaiians aren't stereotypically lazy no no not at all not at all it's just a different pace right right i know yeah i i have this great town and country shirt that i got in hawaii it says i'm not late i'm not late that's exactly you know it's like no that was right next to uh why try or try weight right why try i didn't see a chill or something like that frank chill yeah i would i would have tried to i would have gone they had a dancing santa and like all the santa decorations up when i went two months ago already they're ready to go
10:10 yeah so it was that september they were ready to go like the seven days if it's september that means they left it up they look brand new maybe maybe they clean it was at a grocery store dude it was a dancing santa and i was like damn they just wanted to skip thanksgiving yeah maybe just any time the store has the dancing stand the sales just go through the roof yeah probably huh maybe it's not a holiday thing it's just straight-up marketing marketing guy looking at a graph i know whatever happened in this month do it again yeah do you think people are going to slowly stop celebrating thanksgiving as much i don't even know if they do thanksgiving out there i was i was just talking to my sister with her niece and nephew because remember when we were in thanksgiving at school we would ████ like like make pilgrim buckles and then like native american indian like and then you did the ████ turkey with the you put brown on your hand turkey dude
11:13 we're not doing any more because it looks like this is that ████ in in with taika did he do a hand turkey i think he didn't have turkey yeah he did it did it look like a turkey they're behind you right ████ pilgrim clothes with construction paper that's what we did the buckles and the hats you simulate like the dinner or the whatever yeah and the murdering afterwards yeah it's crazy like the real reason they're not doing thanksgiving is because of murdering indians but according to him it's because the hand turkey didn't look like a turkey that that's why we stopped doing it i speak for all of jk news that's why we all don't like thanksgiving that's the main reason the turkey hands don't look turkey enough lack of realism it's not because it's not because white people took a native american's land it's because the hand turkey doesn't look like it's very good it's a land turkey
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