0:00 is cool about it that's pretty cool man it's embarrassed but she was like did you and I was like I sharted and she's like oh my God and she like kept on doing the laundry wow [Music] welcome back to another full length awesome episode of the careful boys we have with us today Miss Colleen Lionheart oh hi Mark oh hi heart so um I wanted to know from you guys this is a little bit of a heavier one are we currently off the Record we are currently off the Record there it is hey thank you look at the camera thank you when was the first time in a relationship oh we both went oh whoa they got a secret handle yeah they're cool that's so cool
0:52 dancers dude and they're like leave it in leave it in don't edits I need it for my real please can you chop that for us also the real start go ahead email us later tell me when was the first time in a relationship that you felt truly loved wow that's not heavy this is vulnerable still waiting this guy here I'll start off so that you can you know have a little frame of reference for me um it was my first girlfriend it was in high school I was a freshman not as a sophomore so I'm 15 years old I didn't know what it was like to be in a relationship with somebody I had no idea what my responsibilities were I just kind of dove in we went for it the next day after like I asked her to be my girlfriend she had went
1:42 um there was a Burger King next to the school she got to school early bought me a Whopper meal and gave it to me at school when I got there and I thought I'm gonna marry this woman wow because I'd never known what that was like like she bought me the thing that I love wow and I didn't ask for it she just went and got so much initiative yeah it's just a Whopper fries and a drink at at 8 A.M in the morning and I was like this is this is my dream yeah and I was like this is love this is what love making polo shirt s so is this like love love or is this like the where we all think we're in love and ████ I think you know if the that one was level well the more time that you let go by you start to like change your definition of what it is but this is the most rawest like
2:33 um juvenile understanding of like damn this person loves me when David threw those chocolates at me I felt loved wow yeah how you doing now you said you're single right yeah clearly not loved yeah good so you're still waiting on it yeah yeah still waiting on that good idiot and as we as we warm up into this and we keep these short you know stories going until we get some real deep ████ I will say well we'll go with the long one with you then no we're gonna start with hold on hold on I was gonna give you something great but you guys took away my ████ momentum okay you guys got to read the room a little bit though you know what we're gonna freeze time right now give all the time you want I just lost some momentum really no you didn't come on just just say wait you guys ruined it no I did it fine I'm just saying it was a short story I was gonna say one time like I like shark in my
3:24 shorts right and it was in the laundry and then when she was willing to ████ wash it for me you know what I mean she was cool about it that's pretty cool man it's embarrassed but she was like did you and I was like I sharted and she's like oh my God and she like kept on doing the laundry wow I was like yo this ████ is mine because when there's acceptance like that yeah that's pretty ████ cool is that the one that got away no someone is still around you I'm saying hey let's go she was like you call this a shark he's like why are you Ziploc bagging your ████ you put it in a Ziploc why did you do that
4:16 first of all it's Costco it's not a Ziploc don't put that in with mine God don't put that in I'll put these in with their whites AKA off-whites you call that a shark I just love that that's funny anybody have any other memories of the first time they were like okay this person really loves okay I'll tell you I'll tell you I I thought about this when you said this I was like whoa that's that's true I did I do remember being like whoa I'm like an adult and like we love each other you know but it was um so my like first serious girlfriend and I like we used I used to like go to go to high school and then come home I was like a freshman sophomore and like we'd go to her house and like her mom is like super chill and
5:07 like all the stuff and then like her mom would always have to go pick up her like her younger brother from like Middle School we're in high school so like Middle School's whack anyway so I'm glad that we don't have to even be there when the middle school is being picked up so nobody even sees us right and then her mom would leave but her mom was always big like like like you know if we were even watching a movie together or anything and she's like she's like let me see your hands okay yeah we're good yeah no diddlings happening oh dude oh it's you know by the way it's so hard to let go of a ████ and raise your hand like oh no it's so hard to ████ oh dude I put my hands up like it wasn't holding a penis like 30 seconds ago I was Meanwhile your toes in her vagina yeah dude bro no I'm like ████ four bangers in and I'm like I'm
5:58 I'm like oh show the viscosity like that that should be good I don't wet your hands out you have to keep it at light level whatever yeah if you if you start to tilt or deviate then there's the shine and that would be a nightmare scenario never happened to me though so it's like oh hands sure guess what we're finger banging and we're anal banging all day That's A Shard all day I'm four bangers here one two three four and look at that hand the front and the back well my whole thing was you better be able to take four if you want to handle me dog no so so in this situation you start to
6:49 realize you're attracted to my pinkies and then these little guyses as small as I can possibly get them no no um but no so then four Beggars teeth four fingers too no no so then uh I would be it would be like hey I'm gonna go pick up we'll call him Bradley we'll call him Bradley I'm gonna go pick up Bradley by the way that was his real name let me think of another name I thought the lights the lights are bright dude I got nervous it's been a while since you did improv so then I just go with the real shoot I'm not kidding like it's like watching uh the door close it's like as soon as the door closes close come off pants go down and then like my girlfriend at the time is like blowing me and I'm like
7:40 doing stuff to her badge that I think is kind of weird and like we're both doing this to each other like instant like I'm saying like it hasn't even been like three milliseconds like people people don't really know how fast that like a teenager can get their clothes off because they just don't think about it like that like they think that they'll be some nervous ████ we got through that ████ months ago I'm at my chick's mom's house like it's time to throw down so like so like that's what would happen as soon as she left to pick up Bradley but that is his name we're dick we were ████ naked bro naked and then that's when the real fun began but like people don't so then so then there was a okay there was a moment
8:30 I'll never forget it was like my first encounter I believe with with love where I looked at her and she was completely naked and this is ████ made stuff I'm sorry to admit this but I actually got choked up because because she felt a little bit insecure and I was just like you're ████ beautiful wow and it and it was like that but you felt loved from that from her I felt love I felt loved from what she was doing to my penis at the time I see but no but no no honestly like she hadn't she wasn't even she was like three feet from me but it was like this moment you're still in her we're both hey we were both like naked looking at each other and it's like the most vulnerable I've ever been at that point it was like this moment of like I love you I love everything I'm looking at I love you and it was like really it felt really real and then you might
9:20 never been like completely naked with someone else that vulnerable before is that why yeah yeah it was my first time ever I was like 14 or some shots yes wow and then when I was watching X-Men 2 X-Men United with her while Wolverine is in the mansion Striker dude that's when I had sex for the first time that's when I lost my Virginia I'm not kidding X-Men two to a packed house that's a real story I lost your virginity to a pack up in the theater to ████ Logan you Legend thank you during the mansions yeah okay whoa Steve's like
10:10 that's how good the scene was nobody noticed great scene every eyes glued to the ████ screen Brian's singer great director do you have to say that does everyone say that why are you laughing why are you laughing that's a great director thank you yeah you're welcome so that's it that's what I thought I honestly I know well I did some bits around it but all of it was true but I really in that moment felt I think real love for the first time and thought it was possible to feel such a way wow that was about that yeah that's kind of hard to top really good thank you very good hey I'm glad we could put our swords down and just agree on that so uh having heard that did that trigger any memories in your guys lives that were similar yeah in my adult life yeah
11:01 um the the most I think like wow moment was um so when me and Joe were doing JK this is we started in 2007 and just kind of from the start you kind of have like this whole like you know like Asian guilt thing like I'm I'm not ████ doing what my parents want me to do I'm supposed to go to college and do all this ████ but then you have this passion towards them that you really enjoy doing especially with the best friend at the time so we're always doing it and then we want to like grow and get it to a point but then YouTube this is like 2007 2008 2009 no there's no successful YouTubers you know what I mean like everyone is on their path to go in there so like it was something where like me and Joe keep talking about like we have so much fun but we ████ make a thousand bucks every six months very much so like what the ████ are we
11:51 gonna do and then so that was something that was always on my mind we took me and Jill talk about it so like we were like okay what if we started looking up jobs that are like uh that have like the 3x12 schedule you know like cops nurses that kind of stuff or like okay cool then we'll just we work three days a week being out a real job get a salary should be a cup nurse yeah a nurse they'll have like four four days to write and ████ do whatever right and um and I I think Geo can tell that this was like such a burden on my mind because I was about to graduate soon too oh so I'm like as soon as I graduate either I get a real job or I go to graduate school or something but my heart's in JK what the ████ am I gonna do and that's something that me and Joe just always talk about and we've already taken a break one time from JK because we're like oh we're just ████ around what are we doing wasting our lives away but then we came back around and did it
12:42 again because we really just really enjoyed it and then I remember sitting and Geo's renting a room at her like friend's house and I remember uh sitting on the counter like I was just like ████ I don't know what to do and then she goes and she was a corporate woman at the time ready and she was like how about you pursue JK and I'll just support you and I was like what the ████ no one has ever ████ I'm like you're gonna ████ support me while I'm ████ doing something at zero guaranteed future I'm just putting on these ████ Uncle Sam hats and ████ talking in Vietnamese accents and ████ I'm like what the ████ and I think for the first time like for anyone to even say that besides your parents that's dope yeah I was like oh ████ you
13:32 we'll have separate personal bank accounts later though like after I'm successful obviously like after it really works out then I want my own money ████ I want my own ████ money ████ if you missed that video earlier because I don't know what the ████ order then that doesn't work for you but I don't ████ know I I gotta pick up 40 I'm not supposed to think about that kind of ████ but yeah that was the first time like in my grown adult life where I was like holy ████ I think that's what love is meant to be where it's like Full Sacrifice I love you for who you are you do your thing and I will do whatever I can in my means to support you I love
14:23 that that's bad that's tight actually that's way tight that's a really cool story and did she I mean how long was that but she had to do that for before like it was sustainable um she didn't have to do that because I think like as a dude when you hear ████ like that it ████ just charges you up like 10 times more yeah so knowing that you have that thing to lean on I was like there's no no way we're ever even gonna let it get to that point and then she goes on that night she looks at her mom she's like it worked Mama the trick where you tell your man that I'm gonna ████ support you that got his ass on fire it's testosterone through the roof yeah I was like how about I Peg You Until You Learn to come on your own quickly [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter]
15:13 ████ that's genius that's what BART was explaining away I'm like I got nothing to Sentimental to share in this room this one's dangerous what about you you've been with your wife for the whole time I'm trying to really think like I'm trying to like dig deep in the archives there hasn't been like one moment you're like ████ she's been with you the entire time I know that itself is but Nick hasn't even dropped the L bomb yet yeah I haven't told her I loved it when we got married they're like you may kiss the bride and I was like I'll spot you're like this I'll skip this one I think thank you yeah it is kind of hard to really because I'm really trying to Rack my brain of like a moment where I
16:03 really felt like loved and I was and actually while I was thinking I was like I do have a weird thing about like accepting Love sometimes like I do feel like uh I can tell ████ you dude ████ you ████ you man ████ you ████ you you're like my father you're like those ████ Dobermans on Dog Whisperer that they try to pet yeah yeah doctor would be nice to me it's like layering on the ████ icing no I but I really it's like it's um the fact that she did stick around I guess because I felt like I always was like yeah yeah I got you um yeah so I because we just grew up together for so long and there was always like Milestones that we just hit together it was usually her doing it first and then be kind of following
16:53 afterwards um but like yeah it's it's for some for some weird reason I can't really think of a time or a moment where I really felt like um like man I feel that love courses through my veins is usually usually the one I think he's still skeptical I'm still not really buying the campaign's still ongoing I'm not what about those moments when you like right after you bust a nut and then suddenly you're filled with emotions and rationale yeah yeah yeah even no no not even is this posting on Clarity even when I bust a nut by myself or you know with my wife it's I I feel normal plexiglass yeah yeah yeah well little kids ride by their books mom's standing up on my window that's a joke I don't do that
17:45 that's really again we don't have to order leave this part in please probably probably that video will come out next November so whatever yeah I just did the reference I'll be adults by then uh yeah like it's uh it is weird I don't know how to answer this honestly and this is a heavy one yeah you ████ sprung this up on me you're holding back and they don't no I swear I'm not holding back it's just a matter of like we've just been through so much together and one of the main reasons I what I thought about was like her willingness to be able to like uh deal with my ████ really it's just her sticking around and being there for me and and being like her unconditional yeah like accepting me for who I am because like I'm definitely not an easy person to be in a relationship with by any means
18:35 um and a lot of the stuff that has come with being a relationship with me has been like really hard on her in a lot of ways so I never felt like there was like judgment I never felt like she you know because I guess in certain relationships there are there is like a hierarchy of like a little more dominant or not and I've just never felt like there was any of that we were just always a team and she was just always had my back like she's a writer you know I mean no matter kind of like what BART said like it's just like I know that I she got my back like and nothing else is is ever gonna like uh top that feeling yeah you know right right baby writer's right you know what I mean but yeah that's pretty much it hey Nick don't ask me that ████ question again
19:26 or what Nick you're getting knocked out I will knock you that's an amazing place I'll start talking about ████ ████ Japan you want me to do that you know Japan yeah Japan dude and I'll start playing on the ████ harmonica and then I love you man uh hey ████ you I love you I'm ████ almost at you get off me man it's your turn Anthony give me the ████ ████ you you you know what I will say though that um I think from from the stuff that you do Express even though it's like incrementally uh shared in small parts I think through what you say I have learned and
20:17 recognized in my own path times where I may have overshot because you've maintained the correct resonance in a relationship that I think I've always wanted but always went too hard or not given enough for so I will say even though you ████ barely say anything when you do when you do it's just the plain truth that Trump someone that just ████ talks for two hours and doesn't really give you anything of words [Laughter] I appreciate that right thank you [Music]
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