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Subin is a Gambling God

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0:00 [Music] what's up what's up what's up what's up player where you at welcome let's see that dick come on dude out of the shower for this what's up guys what's up man we're chilling dude what are you doing what you up to hey I was watching your videos in the shower hey in the shower thank you sir so I can watch your videos while I'm in the shower who that's we're honored big honor all right well hey yeah hey you guys have a great rest of your day man hey you too man hey we I need 22 topics topics I don't know let's talk

0:51 about Anon in 911 thank all right BR later here we go later dude later bro all right we name bone sace was it bone sauce tummy Waters thanks for watching BR bone sauce tummy Waters showering never heard that what a cool dude he watches us while he showers awesome a lot of people watch us showering or on the bus while doing usually while doing things a lot of people they watch our show a lot of people a lot a lot of people are saying it we love Michigan we love Michigan a lot of people today we're talking about how subin is kind of a gambling God in way oh my God and also he kind of JuJu our Super Bowl bat and I like I would like an apology from man a formal apology why' you pick the why you Pi the did you feel like hey when we lost did

1:42 you feel like the boy should have listened to me cuz never in history has it ever happened so why would it happen again no you know I've been I've been C yo check this out I've been I've been having these weird feelings lately like it's like a why why why you instant here we go again here we go here we go again is di check this out it's like even though you have the stats the history is like the future literally tells you it's not going to happen cuz too much people are calling it so it just feels like we F we fell in the Trap the Nar is going to switch up to sorry you it's just this is the answer even all these UFC fighters everyone assume this ████ is going to win but somehow this guy won we stepped on the sticky paper you guys just not know what y'all talking about all right for the next one tell us then

2:32 and we'll we just bet who who's the fight who's the fight how you how do you pick so look tonight uh tomorrow tomorrow Ania he's going to fight Pereira who you think is going to win anytime we bet Pereira we usually win we won so who you who you guys betting on though we we have no bet we haven't picked yet you're going to do the opposite you're going to pick the opposite okay I'll say this everyone thinks Pereira is going to win he's the favorite so we and we bet Pereira a couple times and it's been okay for but this one's hard cuz Perl is actually like just the too much energy coming out of his ████ he's on fire bro yeah so that's hard though so what's hard about it I thought you getting these feelings yeah the narrative is going to be like the narrative is periro is going to knock Dag's going to go down first round Pere first round goes down per first round he's going to get either downed or

3:23 hurt I'm going to sell my house and bet this but at the end at the end of day I was already thinking it and you're saying it out loud this confirms it for me this might be a little little crazy one because they're the the the the the dastani and dude is going to be a little more careful and at the end it might be a prera the way that you just immediately were like eagles we're going to win Eagles were are you guys idiots Eagles it haunts me I I saw the video I had to watch the video to see Hey listen even a blind squirrel can find a nut once in a while but it's subin the medium yeah subin's got VI but Philly some heat going in they had heat going in but they were not the favorite at all it was plus 250 I think on them or something that's some crazy odds but then dag stanion dude wakes up he's in Ramadan right now and he's dude he wins then he did

4:13 Ramadan he's doing Ramadan right now yeah he's going to win that's what I'm thinking bro Ramadan yeah why thought they be more hungrier that means he's fasting yeah so he's starving but he's not just starving he eats in the morning he's early morning early morning he about to have full ████ power if he done Ramadan that's true he got the power of God he been praying dude his focus is not on the fight his focus is on what the ████ am I going to eat after the fight you're changing lives right now people right now are getting their notebooks out I honestly think an is going to win dude I think Ramadan got wow really you think per will go down in first round not in the first round not the first round I just he might have got cuz pero does get ████ hit all the time he low key does go down a little bit your prediction that he might oh he might he might l oh there'll be a moment where he goes no I I think I think PR's

5:04 going to go one of these I think PR's going to go one of these he's focused uh he went too far yeah and then he's going to be like and then he's going to go back up and then he might get back on it but I think at the end of the day Ramadan guy is going to win Ramadan guy like that name rad that name There You Go Ramadan Ramadan Ramadan Jones rad hey he was in that seat before I'm telling exact seat it's just but you guys put money on PR right for example we just did PR okay I got Ramadan then no I'm not taking I'm not taking PR now I'm taking Ramadan don't ████ agree with me we have to have to no you guys agree on your own we're betting the underdog boys watch cuz if I'm wrong i' rather be wrong by myself I don't want not wrong I thought you not wrong I am wrong I'm not betting against you she's got killed yeah and when you're right you want to be right by yourself it yeah it was one of the worst said Eagles too not not

5:55 just me yeah but I switched at the end uh you a Eagles oh dude so funny she messages me that night and goes dub winning and I'm like what oh ████ Eagles yeah I was like no it's a blowout I should have listened to all of the signs okay that year started with me laughing at Anthony and calling him a eagle boy oh that's true oh yeah and then we also true came up with the word the eagle pagle yeah true it was the year of the Eagles man honestly if I was there on that filming day going into the Super Bowl I thought we were going to bet the Eagles yep but why did we go on Chiefs cuz the chiefs were expected to win though they were like yeah but when do we ever listen to people yeah when do we ever list listen to Vegas end upy it's

6:46 my fault it's my fault because you never bet against the Chiefs because I had a rule don't bet against the Chiefs chiefs were smoking me all during the playoffs yeah but maybe it was like finally the time it's kind of like when you look at the roulette wheel you're know like I it was like black for 10 times it's probably going to be red now but it could be black again just as lik of doing that people when they say that I'm like what are you talking about I know what are you talking about but eventually it has to get red I guess so see eventually but it doesn't have to there same odds every time So eventually the Chiefs have to lose eventually they have to lose yeah true yeah every single time that's what I'm saying I know I think per is going to have to lose this one a little bit a it sucks cuz I love that guy and he went to Korea recently too and he was having a blast that's big for

7:37 you that's a game changer congs he went to Korea so he ate some kimchi so he's certified Korean hate to see a guy get knocked out after having a blast good time yeah terrible really I didn't think about it like that no he's a good guy man didn't know per going to Korea was such a big win for everybody but he had a blast so I think that's what we should do if someone's having a winning streak they eventually have to lose so just keep betting that that yeah the rouette strategy he's on a he's on a crazy winning arale method but what about Lakers when they had a three p well they they're not going to have a four P yeah exactly they didn't have War be see oh ████ can we check that is it true I just Googled it I'm sure a lot of people were pissed about that one yeah yeah the four Pat the the um the bets for that yeah

8:28 well that's another thing about the signs too it's like the chiefs were already trademarking like threee remember that they already got that from that guy there's a guy who owns the three p saying and they got they licensed wow a guy owns threee yeah yeah well they never had a threee in um football though that's true just like what he said I know he said he said that ████ in the video that's what I'm saying it's never been done in history it's never been done in history then it's never been done he's that it's not going to happen yeah he's right if subie lived in the 1900s the guy trying to make run a 4 minute mile so's like you're never going to ████ do it why would you even try that's the funest thing I don't even try to run the 4minute mile that sentiment of if it hasn't happen it can't happen it'll never happen it will never happen now it's too much odds man you got to count on all your boys yeah was just you then you can make sure and make it happen I want you to tell a

9:18 little girl she can't be president cuz it's never been done before never been done it can't be done that's true think of squid game yeah someone's going to let you down someone always lets you down one of your teammates going to eventually let you know hey but someone has to win though so that's just wasn't us dude everyone else got paid that day dude hey we haven't been doing so good actually hell no we've been taking losses we keep picking up loses man what the hell we lost almost all of our UFC bets last year yeah we've been losing a lot we got smoked in the Super Bowl UFC is incredibly hard to bet for like it's like the winning percentage is like but when we started you guys were so good we were picking the ████ best three like we weren't just picking one but that's but eventually law of subie if you win a bunch you're going to lose eventually but then if you guys want to hey but put it this way if if if one of the noob

10:10 guys or the guys that's not brand new I mean that's brand new he's coming up and dubbing and he's getting on a street right away bet subie lost if you could lose you will lose if he if it hasn't happened it won't happen I like that one the best wait so so judging by what your way of life is if there is a guy who has bet UFC and he so far has never lost MH he will never lose because he's never lost that's a good question that's too confus he's going to lose but he's never lost but he will eventually see that's my law sub's law it always catches up you can but the history of him shows his hisory his personal history he's never lost

11:00 well what's never lost how long who's going to win the NBA who's going to win the NBA championship okay who's going to win the NBA oh there you go that's a good one I don't know hasn't started yet the season has started oh the NBA I thought Tom NFL okay NBA you know who's going to win Lakers Celtics the Celtics okay heavy favorite though they just won last year wa they two yeah but have they have they TWP right so that's doable if they win they can two two P's doable they've also three before right because history you can't repeat it though you can't but they in history that's that's in history I think Paul Pearson Rondo and Garnett they won back to back right take me on it look he's about to BET right now Lakers have won the threee before I guess oh no no no no no they didn't wait what this is unsuccessful oh they Lakers didn't get

11:50 three in a row maybe it's just they were cheering for they did 1988 89 and they they won the previous two NBA Finals they they couldn't freeat but everyone was talking ████ about three only Mike Mike m Michael Jordan I call Mike Michael Jordan he three pated right no he didn't no cuz it was there was a gap year so nobody in NBA has ever got three in a row three in a row back to back is crazy think the Bulls it's too much pressure for oh yes they did what am I talking about they threated twice I was thinking about how there's a gap between the Yeah Yeah Yeah with the first they threated twice dang the Bulls but that's cuz MJ yeah that's goat stat that's nuts to think about twice especially back then holy crap dude crazy yeah 91 92 93 and then the 96 can Celtics three little two-p this year if he's going to he's going to two-p can you bet now that the Celtics

12:40 are going to three Pat not threee I'm sure there's someone that'll take that can you imagine that ████ my app sucks like that though what the heck is the return on that such a long it's probably like 20 plus 2500 something ridiculous but if the return's really good how much would you guys put in like 1,000 bucks oh probably 20 $25,000 probably match it straight up 25,000 25,000 probably put my whole house on it a couple mortgages on that has to be a ████ you money I don't gamble that much believe it or not I we only do it for the I only spent like 17 grand last year on G see it's not it's not that bad damn that's a lot steeve a lot that's a lot that's a lot I wish the God he was he was about to have an intervention hey Steve we should talk man cra were you

13:30 okay coming from a guy that would spend 17 oh yeah I can see that well thanks for sharing your method yeah hey what do you how how do you feel about the Pacers give me your feeling about the Pacers Pacers you think they're going to be IND plus 10,000 right now so if I nobody talking about it I don't know anything about they really it has to reach my feed and Lakers are plus 25500 you said Lakers were plus 25500 when I me and Anthony bet it but now they're plus 600 that's great though that you got the oh man we got before the season started yo can we do a mini bet 20 bucks that's too late on what no between us why would we bet against each other you want to take my money no it's F we got bet no what the ████ you guys making me I don't bet against suie anymore no no no he he has the Ed Juju man we we just have to pick

14:20 let's just go and whatever he picks we just bet yeah we're going to bet and next year super we're going to just just guide us yeah subie the media us hey put put more money on Celtics give us some guidance sub's law Celtics this year two peak can twopiece possible all right Celtics got it what about football what about Lakers you don't think Lakers no because they just abruptly moved ████ Luca in they still got to get adjusted to the chemistry Luka's one of the best players in the world's he's going to light it up that's how you guys that's how you guys ████ but I'm pretty sure they practiced we we're screwing ourselves doing that we got to stop talking about it the more I the more I realize I'm wrong yeah same I'm just a Normy ████ idiot I got to shut the ████ up honestly remember that one movie The Dude kept trying to it was a baseball he was trying to fire I mean

15:11 not fire moneyall Moneyball the stats didn't matter the stats didn't matter at the end the stats didn't matter they didn't win are you sure he's right they didn't win the championship they never won is that the is that the Oakland a story they got close they got close yeah cool cuz he turned down the Red Sox Ki yeah and then he got and they won the World Series without him something got offered and then I forgot what happened at the end yeah the Red Sox offered him a huge contract he says deuces no thank you stays with the A's keeps losing and the Red Sox won like two years later without him y great ending I agree Morel story is we didn't need you spend less time on XL that's the that's the moral story think about more game tape five people in the team they say don't they tell UFC players don't

16:03 jack off they do they tell UFC fighters you can't jack off you can't jack off before the fight before the fight why do you know why they say that cuz it's testosterone the ████ what if you really got to come though what if you got it's it's an emergency what if I feel like I fight better when I come dud what if someone else Jacks you off it still same no because you bust a nut they said he want to keep all that ████ testra Stone and energy built in there that's why think that fool might win cuz he did Ram down too that's you know he's not jacking off bro he double xping you can't jack it during R down Double XP but I think you can after Sunset I think it's frown upon or no oh yeah you can't drink or ████ romadon gets you double XP that's sick dude honestly if you're willing to put your body through that on fight week you're going to get some you're going to get some you like that when you were doing fights eating cupcakes I didn't have to

16:54 worry about that what do you mean I didn't have to worry about not coming dude it's totally fine I do that ████ on my own so I mean throw me P always in Ramadan I'm G to state of Ramadan yeah Ramadan more it's more of a mindset than anything a mindset no I never did any of that stuff like don't have ritual what was your ritual pre- fight I was like oh ████ I hope I don't get ████ knocked out why the ████ am I doing this these rituals free fear and anxiety reservations at Cedar S I got my CT scan prepped and ready to go as soon as I you're we wearing the X-ray vest my walk out yeah at least when you get knocked out you don't know what happened right

17:44 you just black you don't want to get knocked out bro you do not want to get never you just wake up with your ass up like what happened sub's pulling my ████ butt cheeks out feel like I had to check for weapons bro I have to check for weapons you see that just happened to some guy he got knocked out and he's like like he's like hey what the hell happened did the fight start you see oh yeah that happens a lot or some guys will like they'll get knocked out and then they'll wake up like they'll be their memory will kick in when they're in the hospital and be like what happened oh so there's like a there's a whole lapse of me what do they think happened it's like you were going to go fight now you're in the hospital what do you think happened brother but they'll really be like yo did I win yo like that's the crazy thing or guys will just get knocked out and they'll be like yo did I win it's so cool to be like to wake up in the it's like dark and then you're like maybe I won maybe it's not all bad would that'd

18:34 be cool if I won my head ████ hurts that could happen if you got donged a little bit yeah for sure cuz some guys get like knocked out in the middle of a fight and come back and still like on autopilot and they win sometimes that does happen rare but it does happen so it's like yeah I don't know don't get hit in the head is this the brain fog of success yeah my Ramadan is really working for me right now Double XP Double XP why am I level 80 now how did I prestige oh yeah I'm not jacking it you ever thought about uh betting against yourself uh fighting and then you like basically lose the fight but you make her honestly I feel like I feel like I could definitely do that I could I could sell a punch really well I can sell yeah yeah yeah like I lowy I should have been a professional wrestler honestly yeah we'll bet on you and throw the fight I mean we'll not bet on you

19:24 what how are you selling it other than just actually getting punched oh dude you just like just go stiff I can sell it I'll make it believable I've watched them Knockouts where guys are go MH dude you do that ████ it's ████ I believe it yeah dude in professional wrestling my favorite thing is when the guys just like he he got days from getting you know fake punched in the head and then the guys are just grabbing him putting his head between the legs the guy's arms are just like he's not doing any he's not even fighting he's dazed he's yeah he's to days I like one where a guy gets hit in the face in wrestling and then the guy gets hit face he has to put his hands on his knees in the middle like woo a load off I like when they're being when they're being placed on the on the ropes and then they're helping assist and then their heads are like this they're just like or when they jump on them and then

20:15 grab them together and both spin together at the same time I don't know come on dude dude they got to have some spots in Vegas that we can see doing that ████ for sure dude for sure tell them tell them you think groom man come on tell you only get it's considered groom when it actually goes through yeah not when you stop it not when you stop it I with one second left it didn't go through come on ████ we know s we know you didn't get gr this episode has to come out hey this episode has to come out today cuz the fight's tomorrow don't worry we Hot Topic to your other yeah we Hot Topic don't worry oh my god dude ████ don't still worry inbr get I'm in the

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