0:00 if I had twin daughters and I found them kissing making out with each other I would beat them up I'm throw I'm throwing them into a river dude imagine you're a couple you're married for 10 years you have three kids oh but then you get a little 23 in me DNA test let's go and then oopsy daisies the kid you're not yours yeah the kid you're not yours the kid's not yours yeah the kid all three all three three for three is it dude three for three three kid three dad three kid different than what you guys think the the couple finds out that they're cousins that's not that bad I mean that's not that bad really how twice removed or like
0:53 cousin the most worried about the most worried about are the kids if the kids are fine it just continue they were like no wonder all of our kids they've also been with each other for 10 years already it's like come on they look pretty similar look at these bit the kids are fine it dude some word first now that we know that though maybe if I showed you earlier but if the kids are fine they don't look that similar similar are the kids okay how did it take something like 23 and me for them to find out their hardcore cousin though that's like not just cousins hardcore cousins hardcore cousins do you think the relatives knew and they're like let's just let them find out they look Mexican are they everybody's in on it maybe let's just see how many kids they have yeah yeah three they have three kids let's see how long how many kids it takes before they start to look weird it's really funny oh my God yeah
1:44 so then one you know the chick is like hey I started deep diving into my DNA cuz I wanted to find out my Heritage my daughter's really dark skin my son has curly hair so she didn't know her parents yeah my my middle child's light skinned everyone would ask what are you what are you I couldn't really give an answer except for I'm native am American okay right and then people like oh what does that mean so then she's like when I realized when we that we were cousins I was pretty sick to my stomach I threw up I went to a garbage I threw up immediately I threw up I threw up again and she said should we get a divorce are we even supposed to be together she she she she just got to realize she's just kisy she's like I sucked your I can't believe I sucked your she's just old school she just old school man she said my it was like finding out that like Jim Carrey made out with Einhorn oh yeah with rfle she's so negative she just got to be like I'm European royalty I put a
2:36 plunger on my face and I dang try to get I tried to extract the kiss 77 times do it dude what's worse that or old boy you guys watch old boy oh come on old boy a million times way worse dude if you have to ask can I'm worried that's so that's so worse you naughty bu see then this is not that bad all right what's worse what's worse okay yeah we'll play we'll play what's worse cousins or half siblings say that one more time cousins or are half siblings but in both cases you never met each other I think half siblings because you have the same ████ dad half siblings half siblings cousins I'm okay with more than half siblings whatever has the higher rate for genetic normaly from the kid I guess I think it's the same don't you need like two or three generations in breing half siblings you have half the DNA for real exactly at least it's at least both moms and dads are all different yeah that's true wait you really need to have
3:27 two or three generations for my studies based on the Whitaker family I think you need like two or three generations man they tell you that ████ A SE I took a genetics class hey but is it didn't European royalty all just ████ their cousins anyway and that's why they look like that yeah have you seen the hasberg jaw what that me so there's a rich family called the hapsburgs like droing in their pictures and they um a lot of royalty have their DNA and they look like the McDonald's M Knight like the moon guy and then they have the jaw God that's probably spot on yeah they're probably a little ████ up yeah inbreeding is probably not that you need some genetic diversity man come on you think the moon guy with the sunglasses is like an inbred like cousin ████ you're telling me with a voice like that ████ his cousin and he breaths
4:20 with his cousin really why is he why he look so happy did he find something that we're all missing if I found out love in a family member if I found out Gio is my cousin I'm like ████ it we're we're too far into this thing we just got to see what do you found out Gio's your half sister today ████ it dude we're too far into this thing we already got we already built life let I would be bummed that Nikki's not my full sister you would divorce her cuz she's not your full sister what would you do you found out smack was half sister or a cousin or something she's half Filipino what the ████ I would be so confused hella cousin dude I be like I thought I thought this was the peak of genetic diversity n no no no no what would you do would you be like ████ it we're F too far in too far
5:10 in mate and also yeah no I would be cool with it I guess dang you guys didn't had kids yet though yeah we didn't have kids yet so that's their smart as long as you don't look like each other right cuz then that then it's okay as long as we don't look like each other yeah we definitely don't look then nobody will know nobody will know I mean that's why oh it's the shame you're afraid of no like if if people saw actually yeah huh I thought about it cuz then cuz people will be like d you guys totally look related but if you don't look related at all then who cares no if you look related people will go you look like a cute couple yeah you know if I found out Tiff was my cousin I think we would definitely stay together but then we would start doing like the content where it's like it's it's okay to like have sex with your cousin because of these reasons and you're just you're totally okay with it dude you should totally just do it anyway it's okay to have sex with your cousins
6:02 because of these reasons do you remember tighter family bonds holy ████ several years ago there was a there was a YouTuber as hell dude YouTuber yeah several years ago there was a YouTuber that went viral for ████ making out hard with a sister remember that oh yeah were they really Rel I thought that was just a bit oh maybe it was I thought that was a way of like oh remember Billy Bob thoron and julan Jolie they kissed and aren't they brother and sister wait what no is that a thing no no I showed I think I showed you guys thought they were dating they were dating I think I showed you guys these sisters that are like oh it's called twinsest twinsest remember I told you oh yeah that's hot hot n twin is not cool bro that's not cool dude twins get horny we we if they're chicks that's not cool they sisters by Blood but they get ear they get really horny but that's not my problem honestly if you have twins if I
6:54 had twins and there was twin daughters if I had twin daughters and I found them kissing making out with each other be I'm throw I'm throwing them into a river dud getting by kids but if I find myself between two hot twins that's something they have to work out okay okay okay okay yeah's like I kiss you I kiss you it's like the same person but two well what do you think about twin setx between guy cous like guy siblings is boys I boys they're just content creators I don't know yeah yeah yeah they're just you know what I think this guy is for it you know what I think they're just trying to make a living but then those guys have girlfriends like I'm talking about like with real twins they they have chosen to forsake relationships and they want to be with each other oh oh that's weird I was I was thinking it was
7:44 like those only fans Girls It's not that it's like a fullon like mental like you're my partner so I can't even sandwich myself in between no you can't you just have to watch Spectators that's a waste thing is if they're twins like samex twins then they would technically be either gay or lesbian right that's why they're twin and so then you can't ever like Mix DNA anyway you don't know that what does that mean because two there's no sperm like they can't so you're okay with it what I'm saying chill it so it's okay so it's totally fine it's totally fine because you're not going to inbreed like ever yeah they can't make a kid they and what would you do if you had twin daughters and they were into each other twin style they wanted to what would you do as a parent every time they kiss I'd vomit but at least I know they're not going to continue our s█████ genetics I would send one away
8:35 extinct send one away dude you're only going to make their love stronger away and then send the other one away send both of them away messed up and they're going to find each other yeah like a lost dog yeah I think you got to smother with a pillow you're making it more romantic for them let's say you got no kids they're the only kids you got right oh man and then let's say like they love each other they're horny no but let's say your wife passes away right damn and you don't have nobody to hang with for Thanksgiving would you ████ be third wheel dude I would be the type of D cuz you're lonely at that pointd calling it third I don't want them to be doing all that kind of thir is but I love it that's so weird that's good well that's a good prompt the ████ question I'm trying to stop dodging the question K I would just yell at them dude every day until they go you're abusive father you're
9:25 abusive you're abusive you're no but in my in stop loving each other my question you're lonely for Thanksgiving so you you can't yell at them or they're not going to ████ come to Thanksgiving dinner then I'll just Remar have a new set of kids oh it'll happen every time though I heard I heard that just cuz you're the father I I would tell them no ████ in the house man yeah no scissoring out here really but you're okay with them being together though I want um just not just don't show me ridicul you're going to have to be closeted the whole time under my RO not under my roof that's like yeah that's a good simple rule out too crazy I would say just don't do lesi ████ you guys can use a strap on but don't do leszy ████ what if you found out stra have straight sex so you would stay with Gio no matter what if you found out you related in any possible way what if you found out she used to be
10:15 a guy oh ████ it I think it's too late cuz your taica he has ta we're too far too too too far and that's the best model you could probably get you know she B you a kid you know what I'm saying that's the best guy crazy that's I don't know where that guy came from yeah Krypton probably but it's too if I found out Hannah was a dude consider me d man we can't break this guy consider me at the very front line of the gay parade yeah you're the flute guy dude I'll be the P Piper you're the you're the drum major drum guy flag guy flag guy I'll be just in a rainbow thong going I'm gay it's really good than you we can't
11:05 we can't get BART to leave goo for nothing nah it's too late we're going to find a way though yeah wait for the next video we're going to find out a way we're going to exploit it we're going to use it that's all we're really doing is trying to find ways for we want them to break up ultimately that's the goal
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