0:00 [Music] in New York New York New York New York you're not from New York York I'm from New York walking here hey I'm walking herey there's a pilot right accused a stalk in a New York woman via a smart airplane right a smart airplane a small I said small you you not from New York I'm not I don't know smart too I thought I was a drone my bad yeah you ████ idiot drink some coffee with us this article leing it is it is it's okay but we're still going to we're still going to laugh about it for re that's easier you could do from the comfort of your own home we're just going to make up the details and just make it more exciting and you could take pictures of her whenever you want hey but just imagine I'm not even going to read the rest of imagine there's just like a dude stalks a chick and he does it using a plane like he's in the
0:50 airplane like a what it like a Cessna how but he's showing dedication it's kind of hard cuz like you back him up they're like the house is like that big right so you just like oh ████ see this girl and you can't really see it cuz the house is like that small yeah but you put an air tag in her luggage and so yeah you know ex but right when the girl finds out that she's getting spied on if she doesn't give it up to him she's dumb wait is our our agenda dedication he's he's showing already initiative what kind of guy he owns a plane those core values y you know so much about him you know how hard it is to be a pilot yeah he can't be broke that's his own plane all that air time dedication he could probably ████ crop dust is pilot one of the hottest jobs attractive jobs for women pilot probably they got the uniform responsibility I think in
1:40 like the 50s I thought Pilots firemen for sure um policemen were the biggest cheaters YouTubers uh uh uh in in the world biggest cheaters yeah the biggest cheaters ask Anthony does Anthony is that true I'm not a fireman pro athletes pro dancers dancers I'm not talking I'm not talking about fireman not talking about your exp you're not talking about artists athletes which I am athletes and artists talking about how good you are at cheating yeah athletes and artist that you're run talking yeah what are I recording loyalty and integrity to my wife I realize we're recording do that you know Nina she's a sweet woman she's the best I'm not talking about you you piece of ████ call her a cheater right you're on my table I was just I was feeling supposed to back me up willing the you fly aess to your wife filming that's my bad did you ever fly a Sessa to your wife ████ is a chestnut assessa dude you
2:33 can't fly what are you I know what assessa that's a airplane a little one company deduction points good job have anon's back you can't fly a nut I've been in assessa have you though no but okay my cousin built one from scratch I think so in Argentina dude they got no laws down there I think if flies it around how big is a cessa one one SE like that those little one two guys see I ████ knew that it's a onew guy little puddle jumper four it's four no three I ain't going to that ████ it's three I think it's three 1 2 three and four they're all close enough do all yeah any how cool are those ones that land on water it looks so those look cool but I would never go in Duck like the Alaska you see it in some movies but I would never go in that I would ride that I'm going I'm dying I would ride that I'm ding I think it's cool as ████ you're going to die why would you say that that seems so sketchy why would you die I don't know you don't put that on me
3:25 we're at the same table I don't want you to die I just don't want to be in that airport okay well you need to throw the intention out first float that well no they float can you not if it breaks yeah I can swim oh yeah I'm an aete you s my ████ off you're really good at swimming you look like You' sink yeah but you do you like swim I don't like I don't like it I don't like swimming you're going straight to the bot swim but I look at those lats no I'm not that buoyant we'll get a video I'll go to B some there's no gallbladder I'm molested I got a huge sack that kind of you're you got elephan titis you're a diving stick yeah but I can I cannot in water Joe's floating without doing anything yep I'm a good floater Joe's hair is going like a mermaid too like a balluga do you have to do you have to make effort to float yeah for sure I don't yeah yeah for sure I got to like big breath belly up but I know how
4:16 to swim can you float on your back like just no no then you suck youa don't yeah I I can't float but you can swim how you going to do LIF swim dude all the techniques but I can't do it how deep is your pool maybe only like six I'll Teach You How yeah I'll come over and show you I like know how some of it is density starts to ████ mess you up with that much muscle mass and your bones both of you guys' bones are so ████ thick we're just walking bones muscle has nothing to do with it it has it's all about relaxing what about thick bones don't do well either huh what about thick bones No Such Thing skinny bones I'm thick boned a big boned so this guy's willing this guy's willing to come out in a ████ plane and fly all low to the ground and ████ like I know you guys are like twisting this to be like on his side but isn't
5:06 that creepy there just not that much in the article I know but I didn't want to be like the Devil's Advocate but if I you're being The Devil's Advocate you're the ████ Devil Himself right now what's going on it's uh why is he stalking that's not probably fine as ████ it's different than like oh he impressed a girl with the Cessna I think it said that's why you're single and we're not is cuz we stalk that's probably true he's fine even from the sky dude like all the hot girls in the comments comment who wants to be stocked yeah and like rate yourself only have hot girls sted by a pilot all the chicks are like me that's a w dude he's got a plane it's called a Cessna and then the girl's like why didn't you tell me you want to lift me off my feet in a plane yeah that's really good it's like you didn't have to stalk me liter so I need to become a pilot yep yep and then you need to buy a plane yeah and then and
5:56 you go hey girl how about I teach you how to smuggle without it being illegal and then she'll be like tell me the details and you could be like you ever had lunch in Hong Kong before and then she'll be like what you're a baller goes even better I'll just take you there I'm a pilot and assessa hop in hop in and we wait I won't make it to Hong Kong I have to stop by we're going to Tennesse field how big is this gas station yeah we have to do a lot of stuff and by Bakersfield I mean Argentina okay and then maybe I'll find a wife yeah like what's the most dedicated thing you've ever done you ever stocked a chick I don't know if I sted so with like social media got to stop media right that's kind of an easy what's her handle yeah see like that's an easy pathway everybody's lurking on the pain
6:46 it's not real stuff realy type in the name don't actually don't I did a poll on my thing the other day asking how many people have real like fake accounts real fake oh like you know like cuz I have like an ALT account that's like my name but it's not like hidden I don't do weird you need to stalk women you need to stalk women this is free you need to stock women okay and then you find out their routine and then you accidentally spill my coffee on them or something I dropped this and then she comes to pick it up cuz she's nice such a stupid Gemini and then and then you pick it up too what a Virgo thing to do yeah yeah and you go such a stupid sh yeah and you go oh thank you and then they're like subtle your name Sarah Marshall I love that movie and I forget you you guess her name I love that movie
7:37 yeah do any of you know like milis or somebody I can marry you guys are she's already married she doesn't shower though should I stalk a mar she's in a lot of trouble right now do you stalk a married woman ever and she backs up pedophiles that's that's the thing she's in trouble for so I shouldn't marry her uh I mean you can marry all right let okay as an an experienced married man who who won a woman through stalking let me tell you how teach us okay take notes boys all right number one find your target or let me let me rephrase this to being a little more nicer yeah find your potential lover yeah AKA Target and then cutting the Letters Out of magazines that's a good one yeah individually and if you purchase your duct tape and your rope from two different stores isn't that the Zodiac Killer no that's why you
8:28 got to get from two different stores everybody ████ cuz they get all their supplies from one store a hardware and low I know a guy that did that like the juicy smolier guys yeah he ████ up they went to the same store you can't ████ do the the garbage bags the duct tapes the rope and the ████ Hammer all in one St by the way AutoZone has tape okay Target probably does Dollar Tree nobody ████ has to usey TV you got to hide your purchases dude okay and then it's it's 2023 so you might have a hard time finding a magazine but since you're a pilot you go to duty free and they have a lot of magazines Hudson News Hudson News away the give them away yeah and then you could get it there and then you could get the letters send her love letters um so sweet get her address show up in your plane start dropping the letters do a little parachute the key factor here or the stocking no it's part
9:18 of it it's part of it but then it makes you better because okay there's a fine line between stocking anonymously and Rend letters you know what separates stalking and romantic no okay romantic is when she finds you attractive and you're a pilot stocking is if you're a fat ugly ████ and you smell like Cheeto and you got a receding hairline cuz if you're stalking in a Lambo that's called romance yep yep okay Money Talks it does exactly get your bills up if you're flying down in a uh in a pilot and you have a suit on and you say I'm picking you up for your day that's a night and shining armor if you roll that's called initiative in a ████ up car or a Honda Pilot cuz that's like a pilot yeah yeah does that work hey Screech was a good guy technically but everyone thought he's real creepy on account of how he looked yep but then Mario Lopez everybody wants to ████
10:09 Mario Lopez no matter how weird he is it doesn't matter Mario Lopez could be looking at ████ kids on a playground and everyone go Mario Lopez is the man and good shout out Mario [Music] Lopez [Music]
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