0:00 [Music] in uh some very uh guess who news i guess i don't even know if that's a ████ topic guess who ████ guess who a husband makes his wife play guess who i love that game to find out which family member of hers died oh okay that's really ████ up and fun that's so ████ that's a good bit funny i feel like that's what bart would do hey dude that's like bart level i got morals dude that's ████ up i feel like if they're all old that's not a good video yeah sure okay okay give the scenarios where it's okay like if i'm throwing bart in the mix and it's kind of like that's kind of ████ up because that's like traumatic but if like everybody's 80 on the game they're like yeah something's about to croak that's true like you've been waiting yeah yeah because my grandma did overstay her welcome on this earth like we love her to death
0:51 yeah but there was a certain point where we're like yeah damn dude it's about that time the over yeah is this a bridge round episode uh no this is a regular article careful boys so i was gonna talk about my grandma for a second a woman stole her uh told how her husband started a sick game of guess who when he found out that a family member had died and he wouldn't tell her directly so guess who distraught woman goes and shares her story on social media um my husband is a stupid troll this is ████ up for other people but i would love to play this game if one of my family members died are you ████ serious what i mean dude but if i did i'm ████ no no like like i feel like it's ████ like let's say if tid uh if nick did this to tiff i
1:41 think it'd be ████ up yeah because i'm like because she's not she's normal i'm abnormal so i would like it we know this yeah but i just think for other people it's whatever it's on brand about nick and we're like nowhere around like i'm doing right now i'll surprise nick's dead party yeah oh ████ i'm not following bart's logic though if you're doing it there's no login doing it it's not how it affects you if you're doing it it's how it affects geo or whoever you're that's what i'm saying what i'm saying is you're ████ up but the people you're doing it too aren't ████ up so it's ████ up that's true ████ up then it's not ████ if you do it to me if you do it to me about my dad that's cool but if nick does it to tiff that's ████ up but you said if you did it it's cool i don't know i wouldn't hate it dick does it to tiff no i think you
2:31 would do it really really imagine this scenario really imagine to say you come home from a hard day at work and jake and his right hand slaving away and the jio is like hey bart somebody in your family died guess who the first thing i would do is look for taika and if i see the game and i would give her mad props for printing out all these pictures of my family and then gluing it to all those little plastic pieces so we pour half the pieces and i would say bart let's play a game and then we whip out guess who and you flip them all up and it's all family members and you're just like whoa that's kind of fun yeah and then and then i don't tell you at the end we're just guessing and then you're like oh it's uh nana stephanie and you're like yeah she did
3:21 see that that's that's that game play because they gotta start for you gotta let me you gotta give the premise first these these are all your family members one of them died guess which one that's better that's better that's like this kind of ████ ████ guess who's not really for me i guess i'm a little more extreme you put all your pictures of your family member on every spot on twister twister so you want you want to let fate help decide well fate already had a hand in it i think don't you think ability decide i can't reach my grandma i'm not colorblind no you get them into the impossible situation and wherever they their ass lands that and then you're like surprised yeah that's who died see now that's sad i said i don't i don't play that ████ ass guess who ████ that's sadistic a little listen
4:11 keep your family members alive but you have to win the game or you're just like hey guess which one who died and then guess which one you want to have died just pick one oh that's a fun bonus oh we could play battleships c4 oh that's your mom she's dead oh that's good boom or behind one of these closets four huh c4 with the boom at the end you see how different board is yeah joke is that buddy c4 boom nice i don't know he didn't even know i like joe's idea to do a treasure hunt guess why you missed it because you're a piece of ████ you didn't check in on your family member yeah distraught woman shares a story on social media said that she has not spoken to her partner for three weeks
5:01 since she played since he played the game with her instead she had to call her sister to discover that her 21 year old brother had been killed yeah you can't do that his family member i'm still thinking about her family member oh that's bad before she does so that he was at the voicemail bro he picked it up so so the one who wrote i lost my brother in a motorcycle accident three weeks ago at the age of 21. this was sudden devastating beyond measure i lived three towns away from my entire family and i didn't know right away my husband was calling when i walked into the room where my phone was on vibrate and charging i answered and he asked why i didn't answer my sister's call i asked why and whether she called him he said yes and then proceeded to tell me that he received the news of a family member's death from her i was shaking at this point while i was waiting for him to tell me but he said
5:52 guess who i mean the woman said the woman said at that point she phoned her sister guess who or is he one of those awkward humor guys you know some guys are like too much pressure and he just says something stupid i don't want to give him an excuse but death is ████ weird yeah that's true so some people don't know how to do it i'll crack a joke in a tension situation probably not a death one i don't think this was a joke though to be fair i don't think he like was like guess who uh i thought gonna sound like a bad guy it was like a reflex because how you ████ read it well dude did you know that chaplains when somebody dies at war they when they pull up at the door and they come up with the thing they're like you don't really need to guess who do i'm you we gotta go april fool's that's the next door over yeah this is two two one nine right no
6:42 oh you have a son at war oh okay wrong house just knocking the whole nam neighborhood i she says i angrily told him to stop it and tell me but he still thought it's fine to ask me to guess that's when i lost it on him because my nerves were done i yelled at him then hang up hung up immediately and called my sister and she told me it was our youngest brother oh dude a brother love to see her family without waiting for her husband who said he was trying to just break the news to her slowly i had an awful reaction because this is my baby brother that i adored so much and my husband knew how much i cared about him i drove to my hometown six times wouldn't know you wouldn't guess and my husband was mad after he found out i didn't wait for him to take me there i told him i didn't want him there after how he treated me and played with my emotions like that and he said he was trying to prevent me from being traumatized and didn't want to ditch the news all right defend defend the husband okay so okay
7:35 i thought he had the board game guess who at least he didn't have the board game yeah the board game would have been worse he's been waiting for her to come home so he could be like honey i got a game for you i think it's better green eyes nope then he gets to gaslight her because he works so hard on the game and she does it because then it's like those extravagant proposals i stayed up all night to do this so hard to give you this you don't even ████ appreciate me oh dude but why did he say guess what why did he say guess who though we also don't know the tone of which he said he might be one of those ████ dumbasses that are like oh you wouldn't believe who died guess who even if you said i wouldn't believe who died that's kind of the same phrase as guess who you're not gonna believe yeah it's like hey somebody in your family died like ████ waiting to find out but that's her baby brother though why didn't he just tell her like like your brother died he's like no it's
8:26 not your grandma like don't keep going closer warmer you gotta tell me someone died you do it ready hey hey hey bart what's up i'm sorry but your brother died that's it yeah you're not gonna lube it up or something yeah i think the only living be like hey are you uh are you sitting down somewhere something okay i got something serious to tell you yeah i hope you don't ████ crash your car where are you yeah where are you right now can i come see you where are you right now like are you sitting down i got something jimmy died that's what you got for me depends on who it is because for some people it's like it's like hey are you sitting down because you're gonna need a springboard to ████ go guess who's gone i don't want you to be already vertical because you might you know throw something out because you might hit your head yeah you need some rough vertical distance are you driving right now because you don't want to plug it in the ceiling i think that's
9:17 my go-to would be like hit nick hello anthony hold on nick wants to talk to you mike needs to tell you something you know what i would do i'd be like hey nikki the internet internet commenters need to talk to you because then they'd be like why the ████ was he on a motorcycle anyway i'm glad he's dead it's good you shouldn't drive motorcycles doesn't everyone know that already dude let internet commenters break the news dude oh they should have died i'm glad they died good more air for the rest of us who don't drive stupid motorcycles he's killing me why are you so sad people die every day think about them yeah yeah exactly ████ comfortable think about all the people who don't we don't even know they died
10:16 i know we're taking a ████ like laying in a mirror guess if this ████ happens don't ████ say guess who that's all [Music] you
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