0:00 [Music] You guys hear this >> on video? >> Oh my god. Yeah, >> the two posted the >> Whatever. Don't talk. Just watch. >> Ooh, that looks like a >> What are they eating? Oh my Oh, what the >> face the whole time is hilarious. >> Oh my god. What the >> That's a true mukbang. Oh my god. >> Oh, you're in Anony's world now. >> Was that Is that a Was that a car? >> Yeah, that was a car. A car crashed into this restaurant while these two were their food vloggers and it just literally were eating food and then just got rammed into. >> That's freaking crazy. >> They didn't get injured. That was probably a dream come true for views to be honest.
0:50 >> I think I think regardless, even with the slight the very slight injuries, it was still like really really good for their food vlogging career. Crazy cuz they also got additional content at the hospital. >> No way. They had a mug. >> The same thing happened there, too. We have applesauce. >> Yo, >> what if they just start staging them because they're like, "Dude, people want more crashes." >> We'll do a bulldozer next. >> It's crazy like how cameras are so everywhere, right? So like >> non-stop now. >> Back in the day, we used to tell each other stories of ████ that happened. >> Yeah. >> Now you can just ████ see it. >> Yeah. Cuz I wouldn't have believed that if >> Yeah. >> Why wouldn't you believe it? >> I mean, >> like, why would somebody just choose to make up something about food vloggers? >> And then you're like, I don't believe you. >> I haven't been at Jill's work before. She worked at a Bofa in uh
1:40 >> He's fibing, dude. He's trying to say Buffett's nuts in your mouth. >> What the hell? That's disgusting. >> Offer something like that to me. >> A pervert. I told you. I've been I've been warning you guys. Anthony is a straight pervert. >> A straight one. At least you're a gay person. >> I'm I'm a gay I'm a gay gentleman. You're a straight pervert. >> I'm a gay gentleman. Is your what you chose to >> That's good. Okay. So, what happened at Bofa? >> So, the one in downtown on um ████ was it Olympic? I think they were just working and a car uh some old dude I think just knocked the ████ out and the whole car just plowed right through the bank. >> Wow. And then uh >> can you not >> you're going to make a re reboot, dude. >> Dude, I have ADHD. If you distract me, I can't remember where I was. I can't
2:31 remember. I can't remember. >> Reset. Yeah, I can't remember what I was talking about. >> The old man got loud. >> I was like, what are we talking about? >> This guy's going to out of nowhere go McBang. >> Well, but that was well timed. That was well timed. That was well timed. I No one was saying nothing. >> You're trying to tell a story. You're trying to tell a story and you're interrupting his story. >> Did I make it? >> This guy. This guy. >> The old guy died? >> I don't think so. >> Wait, he didn't make it. >> No, but immediately they had to go like crazy um bank shut down cuz they don't know if it's a setup for a robbery. >> So, they have to >> like Dark Knight. >> They have to hope for the worst and expect the the best and and shut the whole thing lockum all that crazy ████ So Gio was behind the like the teller. >> No, she was a No, she was she was a banker at the time. So she was in the
3:21 desk. She was in the >> Oh, wow. She was a she was an actual desk banker. >> Well, she was a teller I think in college and when she graduated she became a banker. >> So she really she was moving up in her career and she ruined it. >> That was the time she supported me when >> and all he was doing was ████ all over her walls. >> Yep. >> I don't even know how you get poo on a grout, but he did it. >> He got poop on the grout. >> Yeah. I don't know if she You want to explain to her how that happened? >> Yep. He had diarrhea in his shower and it it shot and it got stuck in a grout between a tile. So, you know that >> at home >> at Jill's house >> and it got stuck in a grout and a tie. >> I was at Jill's house and I had uh like stomach flu or something and you know when you go uh both holes and then I was do I thought I was done. So, I'm like time to take a shower, right? So, I go in the shower, super hot shower, I'm going to knock out. But in the shower, made the mistake of pushing
4:12 cuz I thought I had a fart. And then it went boom. Bounced on the on the bathtub, bounced back up. >> It's like a World War II grenade. >> Bounced on the bathtub and bounced back up and went boom boom. >> That's crazy. >> But it bounces. >> Yeah. >> It's like a grenade with shrapn. >> And then I was like, we just started dating. >> Oh my god. >> ████ So, no matter how sick I was, I'm like, I cannot let her know there's any >> ████ residual whatever souvenirs in this ████ >> She's like, you're supposed to smell better after the shower. >> I know. So, I'm like, >> you look sad shower ████ >> I'm looking at the damage. >> My walls were bathe in diarrhea. >> It was in the grout. And then cuz the tile comes off easy, but the grout I'm like, >> "Oh, no. >> F███." >> That ████ looked like curry stains. >> That's tricky, dude.
5:02 >> I know. >> So, did you tell her like ████ 10 years later. >> See, if it was now, Bar can't wait to tell her immediately. >> Bar's not cleaning up. He's showing her the damage. >> He's like, "Damn, look at the ground." >> Like, I ████ outside last week or this week. >> Outside of your own house? >> Not at your house. >> So, I found out Korean barbecue and creatine is not a good combination, >> bro. >> I know what you mean. You know what I'm talking about, right? >> I know what you mean. So, literally the Tuesday before I came down, I went for a jog in the morning and I had Korean barbecue last night and I I took creatine. >> How much you take? How many milligrams? I mean, grams. >> I just eyeball it. Maybe it could have been 10. Five between over five for sure. >> As long as you take too much too soon. >> I think took too much. >> You ████ >> I'm jogging back and then you know when you're jogging like oh ████ Okay. And I'm like, okay, I'm not too far away from this is cool. So that's you go 50% warning. Then it goes to like 75%
5:52 warning. The minute you hit 75% warning, >> you got to go home. Your eyes start I was already on my way home. >> That's terror threat orange injury. >> Your your eyes start scanning for spots already. You know, you're like, "F███ the 3." >> Yeah, Defcon 3. I hope this is doesn't have to get there. Then it goes boom 90%. >> And I'm like, "Okay, I got to find a spot right now or else I'm going to be one of those marathon runners with ████ on my legs." >> And then I found a You know how like in in Vegas >> they all the communities have names? >> Yeah. like the ████ peaceful hills or whatever the ████ I found one of the name ones. I just hopped over it and I just as soon as I pulled >> like the sign with the name >> this was shot at she's ████ at Pleasantville. >> It's a rival neighborhood yo >> ████ Twin Peaks and I pulled it down. Boom. >> What did you use to wipe with?
6:42 >> I did it. >> No. No. >> Are you telling me you have that big old baby wipe on your dash jogging? >> Your shirt. Use your shirt. >> They don't have a shirt in Vegas. >> Oh my god. >> Shirtless jogging. Like they're just shorts. >> So I was just like KBB killing creatine. >> That's so crazy. You're basically a dog. >> Honestly. Bar was spinning around. He's like, "Let me find my spot. Let me find my spot." >> You basically have a dog fetish. Started kicking up his feet afterwards. >> And then when I came home, I couldn't wait to tell Gio. She's like, "Wow, that's cool." >> Did you go back? >> You got kaka smear all over your butt cheeks? >> I don't hope not. I don't think so. >> ████ >> You didn't go back and poop or scoop yourself? >> No. >> You can't go back. >> You got to go back with a hose. You >> know the crime? >> You got to go back with a pressure
7:32 washer. >> See all the cops in the red tape? >> Yeah. Who did this? Like, what the hell? What are you doing here? >> And you're just like, I'm just being a good uh community. >> Want to see what was happening over here? >> ████ What if you got caught, dude? They're like, hey, the homeless people are down there. If if if let's say somebody had filmed that, right, like randomly or they got it on their home camera and then it got to the internet and it went viral but no one knew it was you, would you be like, "Yo, that's me." >> ████ no. >> What the ████ >> Somebody would tag you for >> I got children, dude. >> You know, you have a very particular look and build though. >> Ta's ████ classmates. Yo, your dad be ████ outside. >> I mean, they could just see this video. >> Yeah. >> Huh? >> They could just see this video. >> Wait, what do you mean? >> Oh, yeah. What do you mean they can feel this? >> No, but that's different. I'm telling a legit story. >> A legendary story. >> That would be pretty tight to have like
8:22 a a nest cam video of you doing that, but like no one knows it's you. You just get to enjoy it. >> There's a guy with double shin tit. >> Double fear. Fear everybody's. >> That's the only clue they have. They're like, "This guy's got freaking eight kanjis on him and they're wrong." >> But learn from my mistake. Don't mix creatine and Korean barbecue. >> Oh, really? Yeah. >> Or run with wipes. >> What the hell? How do you carry that >> and a bag? >> Leave it between your ass cheeks the whole way. >> Yeah, you got to be like a dog now. You got to run with a bag. Like those poop like a dog now. >> With the dog being really unfortunate, man. >> I don't want to. What the hell? >> Yeah, I know. That's why it sucks that like it sucks that you were in the perfect condition that you didn't have anything with you. >> See Bart running home. He has a little little plastic bag wrapped up. Hey,
9:12 Bart. What is that? >> Do you have more like uh empathy for like marathon runners after that? Cuz that ████ happens to them all the time. >> No. Well, when I first moved into that neighborhood, I saw this big ████ ████ stain on the wall. >> Wall? On the wall? >> I was like, I'm going to move here. >> I was like, what the ████ These ████ >> Yeah. I was like, these ████ disgusting construction workers. But then now I'm like, oh, it makes sense cuz there's literally no bathrooms for these construction workers. >> What? How do you ████ on the wall? How do you bounce off of a bathtub in the ground? I think they're just like this. They're like It's an emergency. So before they could even sit, they probably went like this and was just like boom. >> Oh, you it went into the wall. >> It looks like a paintball and then like that. >> Well, I thought they did the leaning thing. >> Maybe it's vomit. >> No way. No poop. You don't >> ████ easier when you honestly. I've seen so much ████ like I do. Trust me. I've seen
10:03 so many like >> TV footage of people ████ like against the wall and it does look like that. >> Yeah, it's ████ like Guatemalan so many. >> I saw one. It's called China and it's just Chinese people like ████ in like random places. >> That's crazy. >> Chinese people. >> It just so happened. >> China is >> that's I didn't know what that meant. >> Disgusting. >> I did see that in China. >> Getting outside in signs. Don't go Chinese people. >> I'm Chinese. >> I did see that in China though. That's true. Here, let me show you man. >> You saw poo poo pe like pew pe kaka out in public. >> Kids. Yeah. >> Like you know the mom just lets the kids ████ anywhere and then they just leave it. That in like the rural areas more though. >> Oh, I'm not taking it. I'm not >> stage stage. I'm just kidding. >> Look at his face. >> I'm just kidding. >> I don't even know how you know. I just
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