0:00 but what about like when your ex-girlfriend is that you may get an abortion can you forget that kid oh no I still can't to this day [Music] have you guys ever left something on the plane yeah nope a Hydro Flask I just bought it too damn like the day before I was like I'm gonna buy a hydro flash because this is the longest flight I've ever been on and I want to make sure I have water left it on the plane so it didn't have it for the plane ride back damn I didn't feel to lose like a 40 water bottle what's up that sucks that's a very big thing to say it was black too I put a cool sticker on it too what kind of sticker was it the tiger belly sticker I left my entire first gen PSP on the plane back when that was new when it was new that's like
0:50 200 right yeah I left it on the planet more like that's your whole life at the time you know how you put it in a little pocket thing and then you go to sleep and I just got up and start going what were you playing at that time uh it was uh the metal gear um PSP oh nice it's a good one it wasn't Crash Bandicoot bro oh no um how about in an Uber have you guys ever left anything yes damn dude you be leaving ████ everywhere a car key oh I was gonna get an Uber you got a car bruh so here's the story it was the first time ever I was performing like a rap show in California so my homies from AZ came down we stayed over at this uh spot over by the airport and so like we were gonna drink and stuff right so I didn't want to drive so we left my car in like one of those parking structures by the airport it's like black and yellow or whatever and um so we took an Uber there
1:41 I think it was a Los La Cienega or Los globos or some ████ like that the in Silver Lake yeah oh the show yeah and then so so we went there the Uber drivers took a took us we went went back to the hotel the next morning I wake up and we couldn't find my car key anywhere so I called The Uber driver on my a is by chance my key in your car and it was I was like oh dude can you come back and bring it I'll throw you some money he's like oh I'm at Coachella right now so I really had to wait like a whole another day so we just stayed in that hotel for one another day and he came back and I gave him 40 bucks and he looked all unhappy and ████ but I was like hey remember that time we were looking we were in Vegas and uh we were staying at the Red Rock and we left and we were looking for his GoPro because we had a bunch of footage on there and we couldn't find it
2:31 all day and then where was it it was ended up being your fanny pack oh yeah I actually lost a GoPro on an airplane dang just leaving it there yeah I just left it in the same type of ████ PSP pop they must find some really great stuff in those pouches I lost my first ever digital camera you know there's like a little Cyber Shot type thing yeah like it was a can one of those Canon ones that was all the rage I got for Christmas and I was going on I was I think we were going to Europe for the first time I'm gonna take all these crazy pictures got on the plane I was a little buzzed getting off the plane I'm like where's the camera called the airline no sorry we don't have it I try to get back on the plane oh you can't do that once you're off you can't do that even if you barely ████ step past the door that's crazy because you can't even
3:21 be like yo I'm in 24c just reaching the thing and grab it they're like nope this is before iPhone pictures and I was just like all right this trip socks too there's gonna be no memories because they keep that ████ because my mom used to work in an airline and she used to get stuff from the law stuff out all the time what kind of ████ would you get uh she got like this ████ um I think sweater or like windbreaker she's like yeah you know like stuff like that she was like oh my my son would love this you know because like nobody claims it yeah nobody everybody left dude that's a great point and after like a week they just like they just take it what else that can't be it windbreakers bro come on want you no that's that was the one thing I remember is that she took my brother my brother my GoPros PSPs she got a Windbreak no she got a hoodie what was what position did your mom have for the airline um she worked at the
4:12 counter so then it's she's not seeing that stuff it's probably what people just the cleaners are getting yeah they got all the good ████ like here's a cool windbreaker if you want it yeah that's probably what it's a digital camera in the pocket oh sure my brother he's a mechanic and when people go and buy new cars or whatever they're like trade in their old one or like they'll sell their car to it but a lot of people do it and they forget a ████ ton of stuff and then like legally it's the the dealerships now so then the dealership says like oh you guys ████ whatever take whatever you like what's ever in there so sometimes there's been like snowboards he said there's been like ████ MP3 players cameras and ████ like that in these what about windbreakers I think a couple windbreakers he had some fresh ass ones when I was there it's a hot Commodities these are hot in the streets bro this is a perfect temp it's like you'll be warm for sure yeah but but
5:02 it's not too warm not too warm I don't like being you know I don't like real talk about back in the day though if you would have ████ got a windbreaker instead like Nautica and ████ yeah so the reason I was asking you guys is because in Florida this Granddad of he's 62 he returned his rental car to the rental car place and forgot his granddaughter in it um they get to keep her they get to keep her until further notice why don't you give me that look like something bad happened oh no something bad happens oh no come on Anthony Come on Anthony me the leader the kid think bad could have happened because the temperature was so high that
5:52 her life was at risk but they were able to they were able to notice her before you know anything where which which uh company was this at our price probably hurts Enterprise let's just say it's hurts yeah they do the walk around hurts you just drop your car off we're gonna go up yeah it's probably it's probably hurts yeah maybe because then yeah they would have seen her during the walk around which is yeah yeah don't yeah let me don't they unless she was in the trunk oh what oh Jesus hey good job Nick right that's a Nicky right I wouldn't say that thank you I mean I would say that because I'm Nick I know like none of us here has kids but from what I've noticed and what I've read a lot about there are instances where parents just kind of forget for sure or grandparents you just forget your kid but how old is this guy
6:44 62. that's too young for him to be forgetting oh no I'll be forgetting ████ Bro not that it's a sign of old age it's just like a thing you your mind is just on other ████ you just forget yeah Anthony that's ageism what you just said right there nah that is a little ageless and I think old people forget stuff dude that's why oh um have you ever been forgotten as a kid by your parents in any way shape or form pretty sure I have because I've been lost like many times maybe I wandered off no you want it off bro in a windbreaker though I'm telling me you can little old can wasn't just like walking around I bet you're a curious little kid you don't think you're curious of course but you were curious there's many times my
7:35 parents go you know yeah I think there's got to be something with that I know none of us are parents yet but I swear to God Home Alone one of the best selling movies of all time there's something uh that people are relating to yeah and the fact that she couldn't remember that one I feel like maybe like for because Kevin home alone was she like that was like a whole ████ like day or whatever and she forgot her kid right or whatever I mean that was a different state it's because the power went out dude well you get over overwhelmed with stuff and you're just not thinking about it for the key moment that you know you miss out the best thing in the home alone is when the uncle goes look what you did you little jerk and uncle's a piece of ████ he has like no business even existing yeah I love it uh no I don't think I'd forget a kid you don't think you would I don't know if I went home alone they had like 12 kids
8:25 if there's a but if there's a ton of kids I can see how like maybe you might you know miscount and think you like count because my mom has done that before because when she got remarried my stepdad had two daughters and then she had her three boys uh and then our little sister so like they would do a head count like how many people were here all right cool but what about like when your ex-girlfriends that you may get an abortion can you forget that kid oh no I still can't to this day just in case anybody wants to chime in and you know throw their name in the Hat as well and be like oh yeah me too right no no all right I teach Jiu Jitsu but but also though like you can't forget a kid if it's just one kid you can't forget one kid I still think parents how old was the uh
9:17 granddaughter five this is the moment where Ryan goes like well you didn't know that the grandpa had dementia was she asleep if she was asleep okay but even then it's like nah bro grandfather oh that's that's hard that's kind of tough though bro like when you're taking off your seatbelt you can't see like the in the peripherals or the Carson is not your kid it's your kid's kid so you're probably your level of care is probably not your level of care it's like well he's not my kid I don't care about it that much no no don't care it was way low once you accept the responsibility the second they get in your car you have one even if it's not your kid you have 100 care right no you're supposed to that's why is that a Tamagotchi it is you'd be forgetting a feature Tamagotchi no I
10:07 just fed it right now wow but that's not your kid man you know what you didn't give birth to that dude what I'm saying is like for other people like maybe they might not care because it's not their actual kid it's their kids kid you know I think that's true but that's also wild so would you not be as mad at them if they forgot I don't know what are you talking if I was the the dad or whatever of that kid I'd be like Grandpa you're gonna have to earn this trust again it might take you until you die yeah bro you guys have never left your food or drink on top of your car I mean but that's a fruit or drink but you don't care about Panda Express no no actually no I would never because I cherish those things so if I put something on top I know I've never done that I just did that ████ actually a couple days ago yeah that's your Mo though you know you kind of forget stuff fell off the top of my car it's all dented now and ████
10:59 yeah 40 watt why do you feel about that no this one was more it's one of the bigger ones I bet you if it was a hundred dollar water bottle you probably would not forget that ████ not because a water bottle don't mean that much to me but if it was your kid's water bottle what oh yeah there's that ████ going with me everywhere bruh I have a feeling like we're in for uh a surprise because I think when you're a parent this autopilot thing kicks in yeah and you can you get blind spots with like awareness I'm sure because you got so much to think about if Bert was here he could ████ chime in but he lost his privilege so we I guess because his autopilot for his family kicked in so he stops ████ caring about his business he forgot I don't think I ever remember my parents ever forgetting about me anywhere that's good that's called erasing it from your memory so you don't scar your future self and
11:50 self-preservation that's true this is what they would do when they want to punch me sometimes they go to a parking lot if we were in the car and they yelled me they kicked me out the car and then they slowly start backing out and driving away and anytime I didn't give in because I thought I was tough I was like I know you're playing a trick they would just keep going farther until I once I started ████ crying and ████ I got to come back every time you know what my mommy's do to me as a kid this is back in like Singapore when my mom was living there and we were living with her for a little bit I think I was probably like five or six seven I think they would they would go like shopping and they didn't want to take me because I was probably annoying yeah a little brat and they're like I was like you want to come and and then I'd be like yeah yeah she's like go get your shoes and then I go get my shoes I come back and they're gone emotional damage low-key low-key look damn that ████ to
12:42 this day still kind of hurts my feelings bro Nick was in there tying his shoes all excited and she was like ████ that he's like Loop swoop pool and then he goes out yeah and then I just being molded all the time bro you think that affected me in my my adult life yeah dude in what way it explains everything I don't trust you shut up Ryan I can't at least you get close let me in your life man [Music]
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