0:00 [Music] elon musk seriously considering creating a new social media company based around true free speech i hope he does it what is it going to be like youtube a lot of people true free speech to you twitter needs competition as hell no question about him does anybody even disagree with that on any spectrum is twitter used to be with jack dorsey it used to be the place where you could say what are the ████ you stepped down right yeah yeah something weird happened for sure it was like a change it's a very very unique time right now and it's actually because of twitter that uh our tech billionaire elon musk started seriously considering this was he being censored uh him specifically i don't think so but uh he's revealed that he's giving serious thoughts to building a brand new social media platform he shared his thoughts on twitter after criticizing the platform for not
0:50 sticking to the principle of free speech and he said or tweeted given that twitter serves as the de facto public town square failing to adhere to free speech principles fundamentally undermines democracy what should be done and that's actually a response to his own tweet earlier that said free speech is essential to a functioning democracy do you believe twitter rigorously adheres to this principle i love responding to your own tweet first of all pretty much and what's funny is that um i mean they they you could have ████ all over twitter but then if you say something that they don't agree with yeah they just block your ass and i'm like that's ████ crazy dude there was this one thing this this ████ viral thing that was going on where girls would they would put their phone up like this and they would run up to their bed and slam their ████ up oh yeah
1:41 it's crazy the athleticism that's required to like jump up and spread your legs and then the ████ just flies into the screen for real who put a stop to this yeah who started a challenge it was a great challenge we started that's a really good challenge feel like joe started this challenge i wish i could first of all men started this challenge dude men started this challenge this is like guys that they're dead no but it was like nudity though oh yeah yeah because it's uncensored rainbow parties and i was like a guy came up with this ████ dude explain to the viewers what rainbow okay so rainbow party is when um oh wait i know there's a bunch of women at a party and they all put on different lipstick and then they take turns blowing a guy to see
2:31 who can go deeper on the dick i think am i crazy i thought it was just to make it like a barber shop make it look like a bunch of lifesavers right so it's like fruit stripe gum rainbow party yeah but i'm like a man came up with this bro i'm like a rockefeller came up with rockefeller you hefner came up with this right a boy who looked at those hills and saw opportunity but yeah i mean give me a break the politicians were talking about that like it was an epidemic that everyone's ████ doing this like bill o'reilly's on there every night he's like well they got the rainbow parties now and i'm like bill you ████ wish you wish i'm gonna touch you this happened twice what happened with that one um that trump was making he wanted to do
3:21 truths truth social did anyone go on it ████ like there was also what was that other one it was sig not so was it signal club yeah i heard it i've heard yeah like there's some like other like social medias that we're just like oh cause i remember on instagram like a lot of people that i follow were like oh like instagram isn't friendly to like pro gun content or like american content so we're gonna like ████ leave and i'm like cool i'll see you in like two weeks bro and then they came back and i'm just like yeah no ████ ████ bro cause it's like no one's going on or yeah whatever other stupid social media they're bringing like oh that's gonna have free speech so he's free to drive i hide a clubhouse while you're over there you get a good luck house by the way you guys hop on clubhouse i did and it petered out like immediately yeah yeah it was done in 60 days yeah yeah so yeah good ████ luck dude trump decided to launch his own social media empire when he was banned from the
4:12 likes of facebook and twitter there's a raft of other sites following his comments after the 2020 u.s election and for being accused of inciting the violence at the capitol insurrection so when he announced the idea in october of last year he said i created truth social and tmtg to stand up for the tyranny of big tech we live in a world where the taliban has a huge presence on twitter yet your favorite american president has been silenced this is unacceptable but also not not false right like yeah he used band but the taliban's there i know he's banned but like taliban has an account hey right putin was there until what two weeks ago or some ████ it's crazy that's after he started the world do you think he made a comment about pizza though he went after [Laughter] who here like really ████ with elon
5:02 musk though i love you like a lot of my business friends hate him well here's the thing i don't like all his like what he did last may with crypto stuff that was clear manipulation ████ but like on the whole i like what he's about yeah yeah i want to believe he's a good guy i want to believe that i would sign up for his social media i would too yeah for sure i like him on the sole fact that he is a great marketer and a troll but yeah that's all what if they just give blue check marks only to people that have teslas i'd buy a tesla oh it's really smart there's no there's no brilliant he's just a marketer and a troll he didn't like i don't know he's a genius uh marketer and a troll oh i think that's genius mark okay you know he's got like a space company and nearly you know changing the world through like the automotive like you know what's funny about that though uh i think because maybe i'm too small brained i like him best for the blowtorch the
5:52 boring company like all the boring company ████ the best it's my favorite ████ i also like him for that what he did with the rocketry is really cool seeing a rocket like land on its dick is really funny but but watching like like him come out with a flamethrower and then try to figure out how to sell it to people and stuff i loved all that the best was being like hey this cyber truck bulletproof and then they just shattered stuff but dude everybody talked about the cyber truck after that yeah yeah every it's a household name everybody knows what the cyber yeah when are the cyber tracks going on it doesn't matter the fact that it exists in your mind wait did the atvs come out yet uh the kids ones the kids ones did like so power wheels i want to play that lives rent free in your head isn't that think about it for sure though that's the beginning of new york honestly he's a genius bro he's a genius he's he's operating on a different wavelength that most people are just like well this guy's an idiot the wavelength is
6:42 asperger's exactly and it's a great wavelength well andy's good at marketing and he's good at the meme culture right like he charges 69 420 for ████ yeah it's great love all that he named his car sexy he put the car in space for no ████ reason yeah and i'm sure it pissed off somebody out there who's like why is a car polluting space it's like space is really big we can afford it i think we'll be fine if we can pollute anything it's going to be spanish yeah guess what somebody's really polluted already you'll be fine it's like throwing a cell in the ocean dude what are you doing a cell in the ocean that's like the cell phone in the ocean don't do that don't do that blackberry just like dumping my motor oil into the ocean there's a lot of water it'll be gone on a little bit doesn't even mix yeah look it stays separate
7:33 i'm in a biological cell but we could go with telephone too if you want yeah they're both liquids good save good save good really good save i mean this guy really took the ████ twitter and he said free speech is essential to a function of democracy do you believe twitter rigorously and here's this principle and they put a poll out and he's got 79 million followers and 70 of people said no twitter does not like that's pretty huge and then he says is a new platform needed and then 328 000 people liked it so far and obviously those people are more likely to agree with him so that's that's easier right yeah sway that but what i like about elon is you know once again the marketing thing like i'm not a billionaire i hope to be someday and if i am on your way i promise you on my name on my good name the first thing that i do
8:23 is i construct the world's largest dildo not even kidding the world's biggest ████ dildo ever in space because it's so big bro you can't even build it here it's like it's like star trek i have to build this ████ in space okay so you know what i the first you know what i do with it the first thing i do with it i sent it to a crater in the moon so that it ████ its ████ that crater in the moon so you can see it with a space telescope i would want to rock it any kid in their backyard any little any anybody in the backyard can see that dildo ████ the moon so austin powers yeah what will the hat will they say your name on it steve green i should have thought of that i didn't think of that that's why i need you to join i made it are you talking about this company do you like the idea of a rocket though like a veiny dick rocket because you want to launch that ████ and then you see it hit the moon with dude it hits the crater on the moon
9:14 the deepest crater but guess what that's money well spent there love that i love that this plan will probably knock the moon out of orbit and like crash into earth and kill everything on earth so be it for the vision [Laughter] not with this technology i'm like hey if it if the moon really does affect the oceans i guess we about to find out see how the tides are going all my flat earth there's a little shout out where are you all right this is a cruciating slaughter this is this whole time ████ the moon so hard which villain was trying to steal the moon or some ████ like that despicable me mr burns was trying to block the moon yeah okay and then just trying to block the sun you guys do you guys remember when china was trying to make their own moon why do they got to do it we already have a moon why do they gotta copy the moon we got it dude do your own thing
10:05 you know the moon there's a there's going to be a moon resort at vegas you know that right what does that mean it's like a ████ sphere like it's a moon like a bio dome it's a little ████ moon it's literally imagine a hotel but it's a circle a sphere and then the entire outside is ████ led let's see what we're talking about yeah i remember they're building it right now there's going to be a moon resort there's going to be a resort yeah that's not that's the thing we saw from trump tower yeah yeah no ████ that's crazy that's sick but i think it's led based so they're going to like use they're going to make it look like the moon at night sometimes or turn it into a giant ████ visual so like resort world it'll just be like running ████ heads hey jake from state farm here you know by my ████ state farm chris paul's in it too yeah adriana's galactic insurance
10:56 coverage traveling off earth that sounds like it's going to make sense in some sort of ████ futuristic like 2028 a space odyssey you're like 10 years i'll fight for you [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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