0:00 [Music] You want You guys want to know a really sad thought that I I was like messing with in my head and then I I spiraled like mega. If if your wife or your husband lost their memory, >> do you think you could get them to fall in love with you as you are today? >> Yeah, dude. >> That's easy. >> I just read a book about this. >> You said Yeah. >> Easy. >> That's easy. >> How? Well, cuz the cheat code is you know them. >> Yep. >> So you could gaslight the out of them. >> Oh my. >> All right. What would your gas light be on Gio? >> Well, it's like it's like um it's like having like a kid or a puppy or whatever, right? Like you know everything about them. >> So if I if I know what the final destination like I can make Taika eat the worst thing that he hates
0:50 >> if at the end of it is the thing he wants the most. >> But he doesn't even know that I know that. But then how would you like cold let's say that like Gio's brain reset, right? How do you what do you cold like say to her to even for her to even be attracted to? >> Oh, so we got to start over even when we respawn in this world. We got to respond in different places. >> Let's imagine that cuz that's more fun. Yeah. >> Oh, instead of showing her videos, this is where this is where we went to our honeymoon. This >> respawn in the world. >> Okay. So, >> what would what would you say? >> Where where is she at? Is she like working at like ████ Starbucks or something or >> Yeah. >> First I fill the place with ████ animals like cats and goats and bunnies and stuff. >> That's a health code violation. >> Goats. >> Then I hire someone to go inside and start kicking the ████ out of the animals. And then I go and I beat the ████ out of that guy.
1:40 >> And then immediately cuz she loves animals. >> Immediately she's like, "Oh, what's your name in case this guy comes back?" >> And then trade information. See, and she only has to sacrifice a few goats. >> See, when you know everything, you can gaslight the ████ out of him like crazy. Cuz you cuz I'm her god. >> She's or she's a she's >> one in my world. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you know the truth. >> You're a GTA designer. If I design GTA ████ 6 or whatever, you're playing my game. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> That's really heavy. >> I think you gave him a little too much power. >> Yeah. >> Wow. My ball is just going huge looking. >> Oh my god. >> I need to I need to put on shorts now. It's uncomfortable in these tight skinny jeans. >> If you if you and Sasha respond,
2:31 >> would Do you think you'd be able to? >> Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. First, what I would do is I see her at the park or something like she used to love going to the park. I would just do yoga. Little bit of yoga. >> You do yoga. >> She loved doing yoga. >> So, in the beginning, she was our athletic TKD yoga person. And I I would have been stretching >> now like this is like the now now >> same thing dog you know she likes workout stuff yoga and then I was like yo you want to come join and go from there dog it's easy >> all right >> she does TKD yoga >> she did she No she she did tondo >> yoga >> I was like what the hell >> she did tond do and she lo she was a yoga instructor >> she likes both of those >> taekwond yoga dude >> but it's funny cuz I I I would just keep clowning her about taquin though. I was like, "You got to do real martial art. You can't be taekwond do." But anyways, >> but she could do all the spins and stuff. >> Mhm.
3:21 >> Oh ████ >> She was black belt. >> Wow. >> With uh two stripes and ████ >> Wow. It's badass. >> Dang. So she could kick your ass? >> No. >> No, not with the guns he has. >> No, just elbow one time. >> So taco doesn't work >> to a certain extent. I believe it does work. >> Oh, really? Footwork. >> Yeah. Hell yeah. I think it works when it actually lands. >> Yeah, but the problem is their footwork game's fire. I'm not even trying to make this a fight game. >> What kind of footwork is she doing around you? >> Well, she doesn't like all that. >> She's running away. >> Dash. >> She did this. You know, the switcheroo >> trying to chase her. >> Yeah. >> So, we were just both >> scammed. If you respond, uh, you think your husband would be immediately smitten by you or would you have to pull some of
4:11 weird ████ like weird? >> How does the stuff that I know? >> Yeah, we know deep. You know, we know it to my knowledge. >> We know them deeply. >> You just said yoga. That's not that deep. >> No, no, I'm just I'm just >> farts is way more going to fill a Starbucks with goats. >> Yeah, but that's that's just crazy unhealthy right there. Health violation. Did you do anything elaborate like that or just literally walk by him? >> No, because mine ours was more gradual. We were friends for years before we actually started dating. >> Oh my god. You got to do all that again. >> Oh my goodness. >> Okay. Well, no one likes romance anymore. >> Slow-mo. So, you would do that whole thing, make it ████ hella drawn out like that. >> It doesn't have to be drawn out to build a relationship. Guys, >> what would you do? >> You might need to explain this to us. >> Huh?
5:02 You know, like building connection. Do you know what that is? >> But do you think do you think he would be like attracted to you off the bat? >> Probably. Like you mean like physical attraction? >> Yeah. Like like how would you get him to notice you at all? Like if you guys both respond now? >> It's always an initial physical attraction with anybody, right? >> Yeah. So what would you what would you do? Would you like >> Yeah, that's what we're talking about. Okay. >> Yeah. Because because you got to get >> It's so weird. You talked about goats and yolk and you want me to You want me to do a hair flip? >> You got to get his attention. In today's world, it's kind of hard. >> I I'm not really li I think I'd probably just walk by or something. I wouldn't do anything. I I don't know if it's different for a girl. Like I wouldn't probably be the one to approach. Oh, wait. But I'd have to >> You have to. Yeah, >> cuz he's the one that lost his memory. >> So, you have to kind of think like these guys and manufacture an event. >> Hello. >> To think like that. That makes me so
5:53 uncomfortable. Okay. So, this in this scenario, it's going to be like uh like Back to the Future where you have like 30 minutes to establish a very strong connection or you look at your family portrait and your kids start your kids start >> dude. That's way more pressure. >> You got 30 minutes. You got 30 minutes to jog his memory. >> You better get to it. >> I'd probably go up there and like crack a joke or something. >> What's your joke? >> No. No. I didn't want you to ask me that. >> Well, what's your joke? >> And it's not It's a knockout joke. It's not that joke. >> Fading away. Not that joke. >> Who's there? >> Can I Google something? >> Your husband goes chat. GBT. I need chat. I need chat. >> Your husband's fading away. >> Yeah. >> Do you know any Chinese jokes? I think he would laugh Chinese. >> He would He would be like, "Damn, I can't date her. I can't speak our language. Can you do a joke in Chinese?"
6:43 >> Yeah. >> A joke about Chinese. >> He just like, "Wait, am I in China?" >> Cuz the absurdity would probably make him laugh. It's like, "Why does she >> He's just laughing at Chinese. Don't we all? >> The kids disappear right now. >> Your husband disappeared. You're running out of time. Bon was running out, dude. >> No, I don't know. I don't know. >> Also, also you running into him at like a hot girl convention, but there's a s███████ of women. >> Damn. >> So, you have to like be the one that wins him over. >> Is this just my hell or >> No, I'm literally high school. >> Every time I go up, is this just my hell? >> And he goes, "Mary meal convention." I think that'd work. >> You're running out of time. >> I already did it. >> What is it? The joke. What was it? Knock-knock joke at a hot girl convention. [Laughter] >> Dude, cold opening with a knockk
7:33 knockock joke to a stranger is pretty funny. That's pretty good. >> So, you'd like it? >> I feel like that would work. >> I feel like it would work, too. >> I feel like it'd be so weird it would work >> on a guy. Yeah. Not people hating on them. It's just not really my thing. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that ever >> would only work for a cute girl. I know. It's a hard job. I'll give you that. It's one hard job that you have in life. >> Well, my wife came up to me, by the way, though. >> That's where I am with I'm with you, too. I don't know if I would be able to do anything >> really. >> I don't think so. >> I really don't think so. Like, >> how did you guys start start dating? >> We were friends for a really long time, too. That's why like and it was so it was gradual and also like I think like the state in which like Smack met me was like everything lined up perfectly for this to even work. So I think like as a cold open version where I had 30 minutes or my whatever future kids don't get born.
8:23 >> But let's say but now you know so much about her. Let's say she's at the ████ the press store and you're selling presses. >> This hydraulic press you're selling hydraulic presses. You don't think you can make a good conversation? >> I don't think I could break through still. >> Really? >> I don't I don't think >> her shield's that strong. >> Yeah. She's so weird that there's no like manipulation I could do that will like make her attract. She just won't be attracted to me. >> I know what you should do. You should just bring out a bunny. >> Yeah. >> No, I don't think so. Like she has a weird thing where like she she would catch on and go, "What is this guy trying to do?" Like he's being really weird. >> She's smart. >> Like any intention of like me trying to get her, she like shuts down. >> So you just got to >> Okay. So what if you use Bart's method and you get all the bunnies. You have someone come beat up the bunnies. >> Yeah. High stakes immediately.
9:14 I think the sight of that many bunnies being destroyed, she wouldn't want to talk to anyone. >> She would just be like, >> she would just be like this after >> five squish. >> There's like a thousand bunnies. So like five of them. I think I'll just have to try my knockknock joke. >> Oh my god. >> Do you think you guys would be able to do it with each other? >> No, I wouldn't even try. >> Are we doing notebook rules? You' be like, I'm free. Honestly, if it happened, I'd be like, "All right, bye." >> I guess I don't. There's no way. There's just no way. >> Really? Why do you think there's no way? Are we Are we doing notebook rules? Respawn >> because >> respond rules. >> But we've changed so much. So me now talking to you then. >> Yeah. >> It just too smart. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And I'm not going through those last three years.
10:04 So >> I would just be like, you know what? Best of luck. I know I know what I'll do. >> So, uh, >> would you propose to her? >> No. >> Just off the bat. >> She's like, "Damn, this feels different." I think if a guy sincerely proposed, I would say yes and do it just to see what happened. >> Look at Joe and be like, "Oh, Asian." >> What? >> Maybe. >> No, I would have gone from it. I would have gone from it. She likes Asians. >> That's a very short film. >> I don't listen to Vegeta like Yeah. >> I would crack open some matcha powder, put it on my like like this and I'll have ocean waves playing and I'll go like and then so it'll blow in her face
10:54 and then cuz smell is attached to memory. >> Sound is attached to >> He's good. >> She waves. >> Yeah. And then I'll have somebody speak. >> You're going to make her remember you. >> I'll have somebody speak pigeon. Hey, brada. >> I'll just start crying. >> Yeah. And she goes, "What is what is going on?" >> I've never heard the accent before. I'm like, >> see, >> hey brother Kai, brother. >> Like I have no idea. >> And she's like, "Why? What's going on?" And I'm like, "I'm back. Why is my ████ wet?" Well, I thought we're just starting fresh, not like trying to bring back memories. >> That's like a hack, dude. That's a super hack. >> I'm just in Warrington. Like, >> you blew a matcha and she got a
11:44 >> He's blind. >> She's going to smell the matcha dust. >> There's a guy doing jazz hands. >> Yeah. >> And then he just went, "I'm back." >> She's like filing a police report. >> Call the cops. Got a ████ cop. [Laughter] >> Oh, he must be one of those grooming gang guys. >> Yeah, that's why.
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