0:00 thank you [Music] do you know what Peta is what are you looking at dude you're looking so closely look right here do what are you doing over there look over there do you know what Peta is uh pet yeah it is oh very good middle eastern bread but it's good bread yeah one of my favorite hummus oh are you about to talk about hummus chickpeas which is um cilantro I'm allowed to let this go for 45 seconds before I really back I like lamb I like oh are you gonna talk about lamb yes okay so speaking of uh animals Pita stands for people for the ethical treatment of animals oh not Peter they should be put people for the prophetola
0:53 yeah yeah I think I think that would be difficult for people um but yes Animal Welfare organization Peta has come up with a new idea to convince men to switch to being vegan now why men only why men because there is this very uh masculine machismo concept that men eat meat you gotta eat your protein more men are like the flag bearers that champion the idea of eating animals and bulking up and blah blah blah it's just like a natural thing that men constantly wanted better for the games yeah it's better for the game speak on it you got some games I know right I'm eating beef jerky right now just sitting there on the side all casual you all the good games look at that dude it just tastes good it's all man baby that's all made by beef yeah I didn't associate masculinity
1:43 with protein meat well it's some people do some people do when they're trying to think of different Avenues to get more people to search the vegans so we are all a collective of Creative Marketing professionals I would say I want us to take our honest judgment on this marketing campaign that they are trying to put into effect in order to convince more men to switch to being vegan you know how many hot ass girls are vegan all the ████ models all of them all the ████ Instagram models they're ████ so Peta is asking women to go on a sex strike against meat eaters you can't hit this ████ until you eat ████ asparagus that might work or don't eat meat that's gonna work on a very small population does sex strikes historically work out yeah for women's
2:33 uh uh rights when they wanted to vote no it's true it's true they're they women suffrage was they're like yeah I ain't gonna give you no ████ ████ until you give me the right to vote yeah that's a big cause though I got a lot of women on one team I feel like women that are vegan I feel very small popular because the husbands were the only ones that were allowed to vote at the time so then the husbands were like I can't ████ survive man get no ████ ████ I'm going crazy man yeah just let them vote just let him ████ vote and then they all went in and then the the women that's actually pretty fascinating I didn't know that's what happened so blanket statement we would objectively be like there's Merit to this Marketing Concept it's just not the largest enough pool I think so me personally I think it could it'll probably work but there's zero in a very small you mean a zero Merit I think so you're a little okay you can't hit this puss puss unless you
3:24 stop eating meat you don't think there's some dudes that would ████ I think that would suck but I think that would work I think dudes just be like then I won't hit that plus plus I'll hit that plus plus but who do you imagine doing this are you matching like a really hot girl that you already well first of all we're imagining we're imagining all women are on the same page they are well not all of them there's two there's two the ones watching Bachelorette are yeah there's there's regular women I love it when we all talk about it and there's gold diggers gold diggers love they love the gold the good life right good life involves steak so of course they're gonna be like hey gold digger right here ████ me all you want and you can eat all the steak you want and all the guys just go okay I'm coming over here now I haven't met a vegan gold digger that's true but those
4:14 are the guys with money though right then the guys that don't have money they gotta go vegan they go I guess I'm not eating steak in it see that's the compromise it's gonna go two pools it's just gonna be Californians that are withholding ████ 100 yeah I don't see anybody from like Nevada or Texas or whatever that uh shut up for like on the front page of the New York Times Californians withholding ████ because there's no ████ vegan restaurants in Illinois or ████ Montana there's no ████ vegan restaurants there's no market for it how many women are are withholding ████ though because they like they like penises too have you ever ran into a situation where you were about to have sex with a girl and she said I'm sorry I'm withholding ████ at the moment has that ever happened to Anthony Lee not to Anthony Lee if you're a ████ steak eater has that
5:06 ever happened to anything I suck in your dick well you ran into a sex strike and you were like oh ████ never no I never experienced a sex strike only when I was a part of a church I would say I would say religion is the only time that ████ has been withheld but then they'll still give you hand jobs but they still do yeah there's loopholes there wow she'll do anal have you ever had that experience before what they had to withhold the vagina because of their religion but they gave you anal uh entrance you just brought up the anal experience and I asked you about it and you're like what are you talking about talk about the anal experience like it's a ████ show so has that ever happened to you I apologize thank you no I it has not happened not yet though I never experienced this extract okay if you ask nicely you're very formal dude I say can you please and they go okay
5:58 it works every time okay bye he goes all you gotta do is bust out the pretty please yeah if they say sex strike because you're a meat eater you go oh but please they go I guess I mean I I think they're underestimating how many guys actually lie about being vegan just over girls too oh my God it's a very easy life but unless you put in your Instagram bio then or even how many guys lie about the religion just so they get the puss puss hey that's true or how many guys join clubs they don't even want to ████ join but because they want to get the ████ what clubs was that all the clubs in college you wanted to ████ someone in Kansas I was just trying to meet chicks I joined all the clubs in college that was that was the origin of the dance Journey for me the puss puss withholding might work though because there's a lot of things guys do
6:48 just for the Post dude I could see if all the women could agree but those ████ can't agree so if they can't agree then there's only going to be like 10 that are that are vegan and are withholding and the other 90 and it's not even they need to agree on like withholding vagina if they first need to agree that the vegan way is the right the right way that's true plus even if you're talking vegan there's there's unlimited amounts of ways that you are vegan there's like so many subsets and then we're not even just describing the fact that he gave a really good point that it's like they want a dick too and then I I think that sometimes they will be like yeah I would never give this guy unless he doesn't eat meat but then on the side she's getting ████ in the ████ [Music]
7:40 you know but I feel like veganism for a lot of people is a very high moral High Ground right so then they're going to be like dude this is all that matters because a lot you me I've met some vegan not many but like one or two that are very strong with how they feel about veganism so I feel like they're the ones that are gonna be in the Front Runners that are gonna be turning all the dudes also veganism so intercompetitive like you can have one person that just doesn't eat meat and then another person that's like making sure your curtains aren't made of platypus or something so many levels and one vegan can always call out another for not being vegan unlimitedly yeah unlimited you're not gangster enough you know Actually I don't even think this is a problem for dudes because I've never met a hot vegan because if all the vegans are ugly right and they're like you can't hit this like I don't want to hit that anymore
8:31 but also we live in California we all we do live show me a whole list of all the Instagram models are hot vegans but they're also they're gold diggers and they eat steak with Dan bazarian yeah so they're so they're just vegan on the front I'm talking about real vegans no everyone's a ████ fake vegan because if you're a real vegan you can't be having no LV purse made out of ████ no yeah you're right that's what I'm saying the levels that's what I'm talking about if you're real you can't sit in an Uber that's got leather seats exactly a real there's no such thing as a real hot vegan I feel like they're all I think they're like they're just basically like cosplay vegan they have vegan on their Instagram title but they're like cosplay it does take a lot they're going to live in a real vegan a lot of work ████ be vegetarian thinking that's vegan here's another uh data concept that's being toyed within
9:23 conversation that I'm sure will weigh in an opinion on they talk about um their scientific proof that toxic masculinity also harms the climate therefore a hefty meat tax of 41 for men would be appropriate the 41 comes from research uh that reveals that men cause 41 more greenhouse gas emissions than women because of their meat eating Tendencies let's just throw down numbers man yeah 41 is they're causing um the the ozone layer whole yeah yeah that's basically one of those if a equals b and b equals c then a equals c loopholes you know what they should have done it's way better they should have been like men fart way ████ more so they should be taxed for ████ creating those emissions yeah I think that that makes way more sense girl I think girls fight the same I agree yeah
10:13 I agree I think they do the exact same you think they produce the same amount of gas emissions because we're like these trucks and they're like they're more like yeah they're like Fiats you know we just have more audio yeah when it comes to the when it comes to the 41 attacks I could cut meat like that because I'm Chinese at the end of the day ah okay oh never mind can we think of ways that this could like what's a real way to actually get you to be vegan that you think would work get people to be vegan yeah make sure that's one way you would I will okay I would say make it cheaper make it more delicious and those are the two things that could be and make me full or put poison in all the cows oh have you guys been to like a vegan restaurant yeah my whole life my mom's vegetarian anytime anytime I've eaten at
11:03 a vegan restaurant it's very good they're really good but afterwards I'm starving I'm like I'm ravenous afterwards does that happen to you too they're really good and then I have the best s████ the next day yeah because of all the fiber and stuff all the veggies yeah but I do feel like my ████ like my Beta inside it comes out yeah and like kind of unpleasant and it just makes me not want to be like them so whether they're yeah they play with ████ Legos I'm not gonna do what they do yeah just because I don't think they're happy yeah like are you really happy screaming at me because of your lifestyle that's it I remember one time we went to a like a coffee shop that had like a lot of vegan products and then I never had anything vegan before and it was a brownie and she goes yeah it's a
11:53 vegan brownie and I'm like oh I never had that before what you know what's in it and she had this like uh it's no dairy products and I'm all like ████ why you so condescending about it like I don't ████ know yeah why can't you just be like oh it's you know like you never had it well here let me ████ sell it to you you just lost the ████ yeah person that could have been like what we're veganism there's there's toxic masculine men that are nicer to me than that yeah right 100 that's what I mean because that goes for even like carnivorism right like people that are into the carnivore lifestyle if they're really aggressive and really trying to like convert you it's the same thing as I'm like I'm not gonna eat all meat either because ████ like you but you're like well yeah yeah and spite that's what I do yeah ████ vegans dude
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