0:00 let me just wake them up real quick and let them know hey you know why you fcking died no [Music] vegetables there is a quote unquote queen of Doomsday who has spent 10 years and over $2,000 preparing her family for World War I queen of Doomsday is it all peanut butter jelly sandwiches it is not I feel bad for doomsday preppers why cuz they spend their whole life like prepping for you feel bad for them they feel bad for you yeah that's true you're not taking it seriously I feel bad because I think it's like addicting at I think it's like I think they have an addiction of like obsessing about are you talking about women no yeah what are you talking about just Doomsday Preppers we're talking about women people that take they can't live in a moment yeah you know like I feel like they're just it's just a
0:50 matter of time before they reach a point where they go what was it all for cuz I feel like chicks are all anxiety driven so they're all Doomsday Preppers I feel that to my core right 100% I'm always looking at like the worst case scenario we at Costco the buying missile silos to live in no we were at Costco the other day Hannah pulled up some pasta and she goes should we buy these for prep and I'm like there's a ████ kit right there it's it says 125 days worth of food and she goes yeah but that's like a 100 bucks with this we could save slowly and and it's just pasta I bought that kit does that make me a prepper you bought that kit I bought the kit what's in the kit it's like I 150 servings of like random ass yeah like that you can store for like 25 years oh ████ I'm going get that kit I bought it dude cuz
1:40 I was like the port strike's coming up I was like you just got to remember where you keep it I know exactly where but I think some people base their entire existence on it right like that sounds that's a little stra yeah you just constantly live with this idea of impending doom right what a life yeah I don't do that I just go like I can I can picture it's like all right like something happens right and Nikki's like oh great now we don't have any ████ food like I can't go to Taco Bell and I'm like so I'm like all right now I got 150,000 servings of mac and cheese or whatever have you guys like that have you ever been friends with a germaphobe yeah it's kind of like that ah like you're no fun yeah that's a that's a fact yeah that's a fact I remember people in my church that were like so obsessed about going to heaven
2:32 that they lived miserably every day dud maybe that's what I'm like thinking it's kind of like being like like you know how some people are such Health freaks that they can't even enjoy the food that they eat and I'm like why like you could at least learn how to cook and be a vegetarian that makes good food but you don't even do that it's true that's a sad Awakening too to be all about like trying to be perfect in the eyes of the Lord and then if you reach a point where you don't care anymore you just lost all your life like yeah alsoo there's something about certain religious people the real rigid ones where like they'll find out that like their neighbor's son died in a drunk driving accident or something and they're like well yeah good cuz he like used to party too much it's like whoa dude where's all this like what happened what happens between you know the the week that you only reserve for Sunday
3:23 that's what happened to my uh vegan friends is that like when they turned vegan they started to uh have a vegan reflex for everything like one of our friends aunt passed away of cancer and they were like oh was she vegan like first thing and they were like oh if she had if she had been vegan it probably wouldn't have it probably would have spread so fast like how the ████ are you saying that stuff like you don't know any oh well you know what let me wake them up in the ████ grave throw that let me just wake them up real quick and let them know hey you know why youing died no vegetables so by the way I tried being vegan for a little bit because all the studies said that that would help my Endo that was the worst pain I had ever experienced with Endo as soon as I Incorporated meat back into my diet so much carnivore carnivore have you gone carnivore not fully that's that's intense vegetables make my dick soft I
4:15 think ████ okay can't get horny on vegetables that's real ████ veganism may work for somebody else but it does but doomsday prepping though doomsday prepping is a fun thing to do to know like in the back of your mind you have guns in the wall you have money you have these things you have water you have things just ready to go yeah I think if you do it in that Joy not if it's your personality yeah yeah yeah your entire identity if you value that like as your personality that's stupid you guys used to watch that show Doomsday Preppers I have there's that one family that basically bought some land in the desert and they trash whites always like a container for it looks like walking dead ████ but they made like a whole house
5:05 out of containers back to back and it's pretty ████ sick they have a shelter though I'd be down that's where they live in the container in the Shel so the containers the the wall the in the middle they have like cute there's no there's no AC though so I don't know how much they like that there was a dude who like ████ repaved his whole garage or or driveway into his garage so they like dug up the whole thing and excavated all the ████ dirt and ████ and then built a whole bunker underneath and it cost like 100 Grand I'd be so down if I had the money I think I think it's such a fun thing to be to play around did I show you guys the underground bomb shelter house in Vegas where there's a normal house on top and then this a actual house on the bottom I saw it on Zillo yeah how much is that uh it was a couple mil it wasn't too expensive yeah have you ever seen how they do these survival shelters right where like they have like a ventilation system right and
5:56 then like if you look above ground they have this like pipe that looks like like like the end of an umbrella it just comes up and curves at the at the top of it it's like dude if I wanted I could just smoke you out of that ████ shelter yeah I could just pee inside that hole Yeah I just pee in the hole dude they're ████ they went cheap on the ████ it went cheap on it went cheap on the ventilation there imagine doomsday is going on there's like some crazy ████ nuclear radiation but you're just like I can still go out and peeing your fence yeah dud I'm going to pee in your ████ and get you out of there bud it almost seems like counterintuitive to have a doom like if you're going full doomsday to have it at a registered address sounds right because then all the people who have any type of weapons are going to go and just ransack your ████ but then there's those ones have you ever seen those like photos or videos where they like find like a door at a mountain and they're like where the ████ does that go have
6:47 you seen that isn't that trippy that is trippy uh Poland has this where like ages ago they had used these defense stations and they don't use them anymore so if you look at the mountain straight on you don't see it but if you're above the mountain you can see that there's like a hole and then in there are these like Old Guard stations they don't use it's like that's pretty sick I saw something like that for sale in Hawaii like on Zillow and it was on the side of a mountain and it was like a big metal military door and inside is just rooms the military use for storage and they're selling that yeah wow that's like cheyen Mountain dude that's ████ cool the biggest like remember that was like the one during the I think' 60s and70s that they carved they carved a military base in an entire mountain shyen mountain oh is that where they show like the they think the Stargate is at and then it's
7:37 just you see a big mountain with a with a door door well that definitely exists and it was for you know VIPs basically like that's where the government was going to fly to if there was a situation oh that's cool and they can live there forever know where it is now yeah that's true well they they obviously moved it you think there's probably hard ████ now though that like isn't publicized of course guaranteed yeah cuz like the world knows about area 50 W and all that stuff so like Russia could just be like these are the coordinates we know about the tunnels under Washington because remember they used to smuggle Maryland Monroe up there and ████ like that so there's all kinds of ████ probably now that we go to Disney World tunnels oh yeah dude that's where Walt's buried brother I like the idea of thinking that they just built the tunnels under Washington for Maryland Monroe they could ████ they are horny they're horny well also you know JFK and
8:28 RFK ████ Mar RK yeah dude that RFK that's junior bro oh kid he's like 6 years old he's like yeah ████ dad so they're Eskimo brothers but real brothers real brothers and it wasn't at the same time real es they didn't Eiffel Tower or nothing but they they did both you know did you know the kennedies had hella health problems really yeah like John F Kennedy was like bedridden a lot like he had ████ up knees like he had like like he was in pain a lot gout or whatever oh cuz he served in World War II right I don't know the reasons why but he was just suffering with a lot of like pain and ████ I think so cuz he was a World War II hero John F Kennedy do we support that or no
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