0:00 [Music] anybody here have a bucket list yeah of course yeah who doesn't have a book i know there was a got like a conceptual bucket list but anybody like right i have a hundred uh dream goal list wow 100 like you actually wrote it down you have it dude i can't even complete it all it was like 70 something right now because i i knocked out a lot so it's just refreshed every year yeah so um it could be anything to like deep sea fishing or like you know hobbies or like career goals or whatever but it's just to kind of like refresh my mind and being like yeah i did some of this ████ i'm not a loser i'm checking off things i need to write some professional i love that i'm not a loser reasons why i'm not a loser i wrote a hundred reasons i only managed to get to 70. see i'm not a ████ loser you see that
0:52 look at the receipts i put it back in my pockets deep sea fishing i did that for my birthday this year what a ████ loser let's go dc fishing have you guys ever been yeah let's go i want to go man i told look at alex about it i know he's gonna be on friday i don't know i have no idea he's very tasty anybody else got bucket list i kind of have i kind of have one now i want to go hunting once i want to go that's one of mine too what do you want to hunt like humans well i was listening to uh that sounds fun you guys see jewel was on joe rogan yeah the singer yeah and she was explaining her story so she uh she's a hunter yeah she grew up in alaska her whole life they don't even have running water or anything like that so she was talking about her relationship with food where if they like butchered cattle they ate everything including the blood turned into blood sausages and so she was just
1:43 like and we don't have uh running water to go to the stream so we don't even a drop of water is precious to her like when she's carrying it she's like most people don't know how heavy water is because you're carrying in a bottle all the time and i'm like ████ i do have a weird relationship with food so i just want to hunt and eat something that i killed because this people just go this is what gets me food yeah they don't have to ████ murder something cute yeah yeah i like that part of it i'm gonna try and see what it feels rarely eat the most nutritious parts too yeah all the organs yeah like the liver and ████ like that there's like a whole new movement with people getting back to that ████ and then um it's like i think it's a part of the carnivore or whatever but yeah they're like yeah humans are meant to eat this ████ i just love the idea of my i have a bloody face i'm holding on to meat and i'm like i'm really connected especially stephen this outfit just
2:34 chilling send pizza there's a group of reindeer herders that actually eat raw ████ reindeer like that bloody as ████ they just cut the ████ open and you just see just the whole family going around and just digging in all these kids just like blood all up in their face i want to try staying with them it's like it's like reindeer herders of siberia they can eat it like raw they kill it fresh and then you just eat it right then and there i think that's before like the parasites invaded and stuff but most parasites exist in the gut anyway so if you that's why they say like when you handle like when you dress a a animal or whatever you don't want to puncture the guts and all that because that's when all the bacteria and ████ can get into the parasites don't really exist in the lean meat yeah but i do want to
3:24 hunt i also want to hang around a bunch of kids that ████ eat deer but um you guys see those pictures bros crazy raw deer roger there's this terminally ill man uh terminally ill puts together a bucket list but he ends up getting why'd you say it twice like it's a punchline terminator try let me try it again terminal we what about this sick ass dude like it's a punchline i'm joking for you dude i'm just gonna awkwardly wait it out so i move on with this terminally ill man terminally ill arrested after mooning a speed camera to take off his bucket list so he spent the rest of his time in jail couldn't ████ completely die mooning a speed camera at the end of the article i like how that was his bucket list dude let me ████ show them my ████ so
4:15 so what city did this happen look this is i'm gonna show ryan just to make sure this is what he looks like that's what he looks like okay what is his name daryl or darrell so daryl meat com age 55 compiled a list of things he wanted to do before he dies after being told last month he had multiple system atrophy a terminal condition that affects the nervous system with bungee jumping and parachuting also on the list stanford wasn't nervous at all yeah the retired university lecturer and former nurse managed to take off mooning a speed camera last friday when he showed his behind to a van in warchester for sure warchestershire wore chesterscheid worcester worcestershire how do you say that his name is nah man there's a way to say it right i know it is chestershire my mom can say it i swear to god
5:06 call her up she's the only person i've ever been able to say who i've heard [Laughter] so the police officers obviously failed to see the funny stuff he's calling his mom bro he's not like-minded hi ma uh real quick you're on a live show right now i got to know how do you say worcestershire sauce which sister cider sauce yeah is that it yeah what's it where is this worcestershire sauce yeah there it is okay that's how you say it okay okay love you
5:57 gotta go she said it worse than us i think she sighed because that's the first time i've caught her in like four months she was less confident than we were let's not ████ call your mom i watched the documentary on this ████ i watched the documentary they said it right i forgot what her voice sounded like are you sure that was her damn i haven't talked to my mom in like a year we're just just shy or something we should all call our moms right now and ask when i was a kid i swear to god it sounded perfect when she said it trust me that's going down the drain my mom just called the stick sauce that's what she's cause it's called it four
6:48 chinese people love that ████ right they use it for like i don't even know my mom puts on our steaks and everything bro she loves it i don't even ████ know my mom knows what that is i like it it's great in the michelada as well i think it's like whoa malt wheat yeah yeah there it is ████ my wheat ████ anyways we saw the police failed to see the funny side of it and 20 minutes later three police cars pulled up outside me comes home and he refused to let them in so they kicked down the garden gate and wrestled them to the ground to pour a ████ mooning picture in phone footage recorded by his wife uh the dad of two mekong can be heard telling officers i'm terminally ill i won't be able to breathe like this this is ridiculous i mooned a speed camera and a female officer then replies well that's a significant statement that you have just made to us oh my wow we got her we got him dead the rights ████ ratted him yikes bro cops are so
7:38 ████ wack sometimes come on there must be no crime in this town man dude imagine arresting a guy like this yeah because they know the camera yeah they know what the crime is and they're in the car going we're going to take this ████ down it was like the nice ass they saw that day and they're like ████ had it you know what i mean how do they id the guy how do they find them they probably have an ass id his id they're gonna ask him to ████ show his butt cheeks or maybe yep that's him if it fit the description he said uh it's something i've always wanted to do because i've been caught by them a couple of times for silly speeds like 35 miles per hour in a 30 zone and always bugged me okay this is the most boring town in america yeah that's what's going on it's yeah the sauce that sounds really inflow by the way thank you so you know what it doesn't matter how we say it because the cops in this town are narcs so yeah
8:28 dude type that ████ in youtube see what comes out i guarantee you someone ████ said it right sound of you know all right type in worcestershire and then write irish accents it's much shorter than it's spelled yeah you know i think so it's like something super short like worcester or something this is a town that pops you for over watering your garden yeah that's true because we're dealing with a drought citywide hoa i did i did enjoy that earlier question though what else does anybody have on a bucket list dude i'll take right now i was just telling this to nikki yesterday and it's not even that big biggest sum of money but i wanted i want to bet a 5 000 bet on a super bowl just one time on a winning team yeah whichever team i think is going to win just one time how many years have you almost pulled the trigger on that never never has happened but um that's a big ████ bet though i know but that'd be the most fun game of your life right yeah yeah yeah yeah or the most hated one well even then right yeah yeah true
9:19 but it just gives you snakes and you're like would it matter if your team is in the uh super bowl or i ideally that's what it would be but you know worcestershire shirt worcestershire worcestershire change the name god damn annoying they should sparrow sauce or something something that everybody can say meanwhile the city of worcestershire is like what the ████ steve no ████ you worcestershire ruined our town [Laughter] 5 000 you can do that right now man no i know but that's but i'm not it's um you don't feel like you deserve it yeah yeah yeah that's true i'm not gambling yet until i make a million yeah i'm just not gonna it just doesn't look cause because i know what i could do with money right because like it took like my car money and turned it into a really nice moment i can't believe you're such a loser for doing it i know i'm an idiot but scammed
10:09 you got scammed dude you couldn't even call him a loser and then in the meantime i know what i could do with five grand so i'm gonna hold off on that until a later date but yeah that's true that's all that's why i don't gamble what about you dude yeah ████ bucket lister i wanna i want i really really wanna do all those like really crazy human like festivals and events like when i did the running with the bulls in spain i was like this is one of the greatest things i've ever done but like to replicate that again it's kind of like i don't know how to do that so it's like going to like the halle festival in india or going to like the tomatina in spain or going to like you know um what's that color one when they throw color dust on you holy holly if you go to one of those can you let me know i want to go to one of those things that's all i'm saying right they just seem really i'm ████ ignorant did you go to burning man i didn't yet but it's digital now oh ████ off is it really what does that mean not the same so they don't burn the thing it's at the metal verse
10:59 [Applause] you gotta like not shower for three days and get ████ exactly like i love doing i love doing things like i've been like lightning and bottom stuff so lightning bolt human experiences and not just like musical concerts but like those kind of like moments where you put yourself in a very raw extreme kind of condition for a short period of time you've never been to a lantern festival my sister bought her tickets on her twice dude i went to that and i was like yeah i'm never doing this ████ again damn it i thought it was gonna be good i know right it's like what is it it does like everyone you like you like those uh flying lanterns that like will hover in the air but i feel like before like asian people used to do it to ████ commemorate like ancestors or anything like that now it's just like a giant just to do human beings that just see a ████ ████ ton of lights in the sky in vegas you're supposed to write what you want to have happen on the lantern or whatever and then you release it in the sky and then all ends up in the ocean
11:49 dude that's what happens so it's a littering festival and when you're walking out of there you're like stepping over all the litter like it's ████ hilarious all the lanterns that fell back there yeah yeah yeah because they fall back down that's like three stepping over all these ████ dreams you're stepping on and over everyone's [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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