0:00 well it's just like everybody who got fired for not getting the vaccine at work they they just went I'll get another job Long Live Texas and Florida man yeah let's edit that out cuz our our W audience isn't going [Music] to so Donald Trump has been found guilty of and has to pay $83 million for you got to say that in the first two minutes oh ████ well they going to bleep it out they're going to bleep it wait he's this is new convicted why' you say it like that what the that no that's the head the headline readers that's what they say he's reading verbatim What like TMZ would say yeah the people who just look on Twitter and they scroll that's what they're saying right now is that is that what where's the headline from uh
0:52 everywhere every everywhere is saying that like this guy's a you now graper Sor all and then and then what and then what is so the real story is this lady named EEG Carol I'm sure you've heard of this before ien actually you haven't okay so she um basically sued Trump saying that he defamed her because she accused him of graping her in a part department store 30 years ago the fitting room thing right rushes her in there and like and just starts going at it with her and then and she says that he did that to her 30 years ago um there's really not evidence for it right there's no there's no corroborating evidence for it shock in fact they actually um there's a a statute of limitations in New York where they it's like hey you can't bring up something that happened like C for a certain amount of time oh except for
1:43 this year you can do it oh yeah they changed it they changed it because election year because that's what people that's what the conspiracy the not because of that that's what conspiracy theorist say no they want Justice now they decided that they made a big mistake and it's time for justice yeah just Justice now 365 days for justice that's what they call it so um yeah so you had a one-year window to reopen any sort of old defamation cases oh this one just so happened to come to life convenient and then she she's just successfully sued Trump for defaming her character because she said hey you did this and he says no I didn't and you're lying so it's not because of the actual it's because she accused him and the reaction from the public has cost her her reputation yeah so that's why the headlines all a little that's why I open with the headline that I did because
2:33 that's what everyone is saying all over the place but it's not did he comment on her accusation there was Zero admission of guilt he just was like I don't even didn't he say like he doesn't even know her I don't know her but then they did they did find a picture of him and her yeah right and he says I think that's my wife Mara or whatever right he didn't even remember yeah he didn't remember I imagine Trump's taking photos with quite a few people over the decades that's what people a lot of people were saying the conspiracy theorists are saying that yeah pulling up a photo with someone's not exactly um right doesn't mean that they did the thing I've been almost as famous As Trump for the past couple of years and I think like even I have trouble remembering some of the photos I took with the fans that that are sent to me so I go wow how could you I can't remember all so I'm assuming that maybe it's difficult for Trump to remember what you know we have somebody that can identify with what an
3:24 empath but yeah he said his whole story or her story was that she agreed to help him go shopping or something and then in the middle of that he like pushes her into the fitting room starts passionately kissing like she used to work for him like no it was like a thing they just met they just met each other there's a lot of stuff with this so there's apparently a Law and Order episode that matches her story and apparently she's a huge Law and Order fan that's that's number one thing that's wild so it's a plagiarized there's another thing too where she talked about wearing a certain kind of dress that actually didn't exist until several years after what she reported oh like a certain fabric or something right so she was perhaps fashion forward EX exactly that's great um there's there's a lot of and she also went on Anderson Cooper we talked about this a couple I think like a year ago where she was on with Anderson Cooper I don't know if you've ever heard about this but she was with Anderson Cooper she says grape is kind
4:15 of sexy if you think about it that's what she said she said that on TV yeah she did to Anderson Cooper and they instantly cut to commercial like we'll be right that's insane yeah it was wild dude so what so is Trump actually gonna have to pay her no well he's going to appeal okay but apparently you have to you have to take a certain amount that's like owed from this case put it into a bond in order to appeal so he definitely will have to lock up some funds to appeal 83 dude yeah be able to it is crazy election year and like the amount of games that everyone's trying to play that game is really interesting because that window of time that they added so that they could put that in just 12 months crazy to open up the statute limitations for one year only and this is the biggest case that went through 12 that's kind of tight though like these games make it kind of fun sometimes right the funny thing is I just imagine
5:06 other I just imagine other cases that really happened and then these women come forward they're like oh 12 months and they try to file it and they go h n I think we already we're good we got enough yeah well is it about Trump do you really want to do this not exactly are you sure you want to do this was he Orange No Yeah Yeah Yeah from an international perspective does uh America's president like who it is do you does it do you guys feel the effects like from internationally like like do you guys have a person you guys root for sometimes too yeah and um yeah generally in most countries I mean the US For Better or For Worse is the leader of the Free World thing is not just a cliche it is it is real I mean economically culturally like politically in many ways they say when the US sneezes the UK or the world catches a cold and there's a
5:57 lot of Truth to that there's a lot of Truth to that you can see where things are going based on what's happening in the states and the US is I mean America here's something I learned just just about 5 days ago do you know how many foreign military bases the US has outside the 500 five over okay over over 750 in 80 over 80 different countries 750 750 I knew it was a lot 750 in over 80 different countries well I just saw we we have a base in Jordan I'm like we have a Bas in Jord dude that's this is how I that's exactly where I was like why are they in Jordan um do you know how many China has overseas five one where is that one I think South Africa they've done a really good job silencing everybody you found out about there 700
6:47 and that's probably 750 we know about like there's probably hell top secret you know on dud black sights everywhere yeah for the ones on Zillow yeah it could be like every McDonald around the world is actually us CIA like freaking missile comes out of the back yeah underneath that's bad what a tactic wow what a collab 750 you know a lot of Americans wonder why a lot of um a lot of non-americans Care About Us politics and what's going on and whatever and it's kind of cuz us politics cares about the rest of the world like the US isn't it's crazy even if you look at conflicts going on it's like the US is always involved somehow yeah we're the no yeah it's strange lady this thing Happ you know Israel P like us is there Ukraine Russia us is there us is it's Jordan blew my mind I mean I
7:37 wasn't surprised ultimately cuz I've heard from my brothers cuz they were they were both in the military that that we have ████ everywhere yeah all over Africa why is the Jordan one so mindblowing because we just talk about it like it's normal like when when you when you watch the news and they go um this base was attacked in Jordan and we just go we we're all just supposed to go oh that's that's normal but we we don't go like wait why are they in Jordan that that's weird do we have a ████ declaration of war against Jordan like what what's up with that why do we have that yeah that's that's exactly that question is exactly what prompted me to be like wait why are they there and then I was like how many bases are there and how many places and it was like went down the rabbit yeah and they numb us to it though they numb us to it so expertly because we're just we're used to just hearing like an American bass and then the thing but like we don't go like wait why is there an American base there that's what blows my mind that's the thing is you grow up just thinking
8:27 everywhere has American bases and then you also assume it's transitive that like oh then that means every other country must have a base every otherwhere else but yeah it's like a foreign exchange program must be a Chinese kid living here it reminds me of what they did to US during Co where they go hey the government says you have to stay home and you're just like all right my bad yeah right it's not like wait don't I have rights I'm not you're not supposed to be able to tell me that but no people go oh right yeah yeah thank you thank you well it's just like everybody who got fired for not getting the vaccine at work they they just went I'll get another job Long Live Texas and Florida man yeah let's edit that out cuz our our W audience isn't I think third biggest fan Bas is from Texas dude our third biggest fan
9:19 base is the TSA dude we have a h i don't know why has everybody experienced that TSA every airport yeah there's always someone to recognize on the international or that's interesting that means our fans are very blue collar they can't expedite us or anything they're cool to the D this to your balls as they say I'm a fan of J yeah I'm a fan of JK it's like great dude okay use they use the back of that back of the hand you yeah it's fine I love how that's meant to make it better do it's the back of my hand I've done that to my wife's ████ plenty of times get it divorce is happening and then they go on our comments and say I can confirm Steve's dick is pretty big as a TSA agent yeah I grazed it TSA agent here my bag of the head felt a SCH I was going like
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