0:00 as she was saying the ████ ████ smoke got up in her ████ nasal passage open the garage door aren't you supposed to got not from smoking you choking the way we are there she's still she's still human bro okay [Music] all right everybody familiar with KSI yeah yeah okay recently came out and no came out the closet noticing he's fighting someone yeah he is fighting somebody um but she came out talking about uh even though he has over 10 million followers on tick tock guess how much money he's made from the platform two thousand dollars that sounds about right that sounds about right three thousand pounds oh ████ oh
0:51 yeah yeah Tick Tock doesn't pay dude but what about brand deals and stuff oh that's I'm guessing that's like not counted you know what I mean why what's the rationale for tick tock even paying you is it do they run ads on Tick Tock they they do but it's not it's not the same ████ yeah they just give the Chinese Communist party uh some data about Americans that's all it is that's payment enough yeah but if you go incognito mode they can't see it they can't see it thank God for Incognito they don't have incognito mode in China it's like they're the CIA is watching you with headphones on you go Incognito we lost them the whole of the van we can't get them anymore every single person is being listened to by a single CIA agent with headphones ah he went Incognito and then
1:41 you go you come back and they're like Jesus Christ is Jason Bourne this guy's a professional he's sure he did Madagascar I like how he's listening to the website too because it's Incognito yeah what videos is he watching text-to-speech yeah so yeah you guys are right uh Tick Tock doesn't really pay out that much and you know he continues to say afterwards that creators will slowly move to YouTube to make the real money that's eventually I mean that's what happened to all the vine people that's what Mr B said too yeah it is but or if people create products they can sell it on their Tick Tock I think that's what people do right like Tick Tock live is huge for some of us Fitness friends that are on Tick Tock it's like a whole new generation of like Fitness like influencers man some of these guys are pulling in big dollars even though they'll make money on Tick
2:31 Tock the amount they can drive to their website is crazy like the algorithms they're using Tick Tock as like the the just the just the audience Builder and it can grow much faster than any other platform oh yeah that's true that's how you use it right it begs to ask the question why we're not doing ████ we are on Tick Tock selling stuff and making money yeah Bart you should have like some s█████ AB swing or something like that oh yeah I suck at this s█████ AB swing yeah dude like these reports like this will get your abs going like my abs and then it's like some ████ metal Contraption where you just have to do sit-ups on top of the metal Contraption which my mom bought every ████ one of those back in the day see everyone all you got to do is repurpose something that already exists and put barbell like a ████ dildo medicine ball right yeah and then right barbell Brigade and then you ████ have you you just you just ride that ████ like that and be
3:22 like get better squats and ████ yeah and ████ it's handy you brilliant ideas what a piece of ████ that you couldn't he couldn't type that he didn't write anything I saw him dude that was ████ I'm a good live shot I have my keyboard memory we literally have people watching you live yeah dude how come I never I'm never watching YouTube but I see Bart and he's like he's like hey you want to know a secret that the fitness experts are keeping Bark's red you know the liver King was finally outed for for his steroid use people are pissed he's using ten thousand dollars worth of oh no he was on steroids you guys thought he's eating mouse livers I thought he got that rip from eating ████ yeah Pig ear all day so he was just hiding people confront him about taking steps no so they leaked an email
4:14 that he was talking with this ████ dealer his his steroid plug his plug and then they just listed out like a confirmation nation of what he wanted to buy and then that email got did we need this wasn't he roid raging on every podcast yeah people I don't know why people are so like ████ like oh we got him do you think I know it's like come on you guys like take your hat off oh see your hair and he's like hey what'd you say about my wife ████ I ████ kill you but we're like oh yeah yeah we really need that though yeah dude and guess what he's still gonna sell everything like hotcakes his ████ is probably that's what mind blowing because I'm like duh he's on steroids you think he got that from ████ elk balls and ████ Bart didn't think so He barked in the human stairs vegetarian he was like that's the only natural ████ out there Bart's on steroids
5:09 honestly every day I text a steroid expert about steroids because I really really should I do it yeah pull the trigger you pull the trigger why haven't you put the steroid expert here instead of your Gardener would you want to I'll bring a steroids bro can we get Dr Mike here it probably would be down dude we would have so much fun with Dr Mike he's so cool yeah a gardener too though yeah well can we talk to the ████ time traveler lady finally now he won't even he won't even commit to that he instantly commits the steroid guy because it personally interests him yeah it's because he's more we want to talk to Time Travelers I don't have a time travel to connect your mom knows a time traveler no I know a ████ she built a time machine air herb Grabber thin air okay this is not how he marketed it no it's not he said last time they had a
5:59 time machine he talks to spirits and she she talks to spirits and she gets in a ████ capsule she gets she grabs medicine from thin air that's what she does let's talk to her I need some medicine right now what does that look like so when I was uh I injured my forearm um my junior year from wrestling and then my mom is like we're not gonna go to a fun chiropractor or physical therapist or whatever the normal ████ is we're gonna go see this lady we're gonna go see a Time trap yeah all right fine so what's crazy is my parents were divorced at the time and so I was living with my dad see he's a Time him and so okay while I was living there so like I'm very very suspicious of stuff and um because you know a lot of magicians still pre-set up the place maybe a week before before they show up right so of course they can pull all these ████ tricks yeah so my mom brings this lady in and she was like this lady well you
6:49 shouldn't care anything I mean all right whatever so I'm sitting there and then she goes okay let me see her forearm she touches it and she goes go boil some hot water I'm like all right so I go boil some hot water and I have it on the table and she starts ████ speaking in ████ tongues or whatever the ████ do you think when you went to go bullhall or that's when she prepped the powder I don't know it could be but she starts going like this right like her like she has her sleeves ████ rolled up to her elbows and her hands are just in front of my face like this just saying ████ like this and then she starts going whatever and then she goes hold out your hand and hold out my hand and literally from her fingers a ████ mound of powder she had a fake thumb dude I'm still I'm still suspicious to say a mound of powder amount of powder she's gonna bump real quick yeah and then I was like what the ████ and then I boiled it I drank it I don't know if it's Placebo I did heal but I still don't believe her because I'm like this
7:39 doesn't make physical sense so she gets so she gave you opium she put it in water dude and Ashley was doing it the whole room filled with some herbal smell the whole room filled with it she prepared when you went to go boil water girl what do you mean what do you mean you don't believe her dude the ████ in your hand smelled like herbals yeah the whole the whole room and the powder it all smells like Earth's ginseng so yeah she just poured some marbles in your hand maybe I don't know where the ████ she got it from maybe a fake thumb or whatever her tricks are and then she had fun she had her sleeves down like that so it was like this this thing and I believe nobody so I'm like man this ████ ████ lie my mom gonna go like this how you don't believe anybody but she she used a 12 magic kit on you yeah she put a red ball from here Bart's like she had this ball and it turned into three balls I don't know you guys explained that ████ to me she had a scarf that she stepped it in her head
8:30 she started doing the cards thing so those are the type of people my mom knows okay my mom knows he's ████ weird ████ sounds legit dude yeah let's talk to her please but I can't yeah I'm not she's not accessible to her it's so weird because my mom's homie my mom's like why are you bring six dudes to her house for to ████ have her do magic tricks yeah that sounds incredible it's like we're mocking her she's gonna hurt her feelings We're Not Gonna mock her I won't even dress like this oh whoa wait that's not that's not really useful the Rebrand man come on you won't laugh until after imagine you don't want to kill it yeah what if we did go to mocker and we all got ████ cured of all the My psoriasis goes away and ████ and we're just sitting right now I'll be her number one proponent dude if she could pick if she could fix our ████ that we have issues if I come out of there with like dandruff like hair going all the
9:21 way down to my back like I'm a horse like I'm a horse chick yeah yeah yeah I looked down my penis is like four inches now so whoa let's go dang doubled inside that's a win that's ████ 100x that would be crazy if we were just ████ around and it ended up being like that that would be really cool what would everybody want what would everybody want cured by dust I go hair and of course I go in front of my hair don't worry about it you guys could probably go one by one I probably hooked that up I don't know about six people showing a better place you gotta stop making the rules man you can't bring it out here you can't make the rules she can come to us it's hard to balance a X-Men and also mom's friend component you know so I can't treat it like a spectacle because she's my mom we're not gonna treat her like a spectator you have no respect for us I'll pretend like I don't even know she has a time machine yeah I know you got it I'm not even gonna call her HG Wing I'm good with old Asian
10:13 ladies are you yeah all right I'll hook you guys up first and see how it goes we should just go and say we have a group ailment that we need help with our channel is dying yeah boom well that's a good one our Channel's dying so what's dying our Channel I'll tell you something that is funny so when my dad passed away at my mom's house my uh my mom hired her to do a ceremony there and then so of course she's gonna ████ do her ████ like talking to the spirits and ████ yeah and then so she created this big ass bonfire in the middle of the garage to burn like some of my dad's belongings and ████ yeah as she was saying the ████ ████ smoke got up in her ████ nasal passage open the garage door foreign [Laughter]
11:30 Martin disapproves can you legally do a bonfire in a garage hell yeah I don't think how did you guys turn it off you put water on it no if you can't so her rules are you can't touch it like you have to let the fire burn out even if the house is on fire the burnouts with going through the spirit world he's just a ████ pyro dude this is like with 13 year old kids in my neighborhood doing the ████ Aqua Net you have to let it burn out and then she's sitting like yeah you gotta burn the spirits yeah was there something of your dads that you would have liked and then she just Chucks him on the ████ fire now it's all like flammable stuff like shirts and pants and socks and ████ damn dude she had to burn this and you guys ████ hot
12:20 boxed the garage yeah that was her idea when my mom wanted it I'm like it's your house I guess there wasn't a point where you were like we're doing a closed garage bonfire something Seance it's I don't know it's it's my mom you know she's already I've already been accustomed to over 30 years of craziness that it's just like this is one of our wise ideas so ████ it let it burn right yeah you know you can't really can't knock it bro yeah until you try it like Geo just sent me it so she's my Mom's hanging out our house right now she just sent me a video this morning like there's this ████ what's that thing that's like on a cable when you swing oh the zip line zip line there's a ████ kid like a zip line for kids at the park and my mom sends me a video I mean my Jill said maybe my mom on it you know that's just how she is like there's no 70 year old lady that's gonna ride it but my mom will that's tight oh yeah that and closed garage
13:11 bonfire same same basket that's the no that was like years of Bart telling us his mom's so crazy and she's just in a park like dancing like this and it's like yeah no she's not yeah but this ████ is ████ crazy spirit world mom time traveling friends yeah bonfires and close faces hey I'm not I'm not gonna poo pooed anymore though you know I'm not gonna poop I don't think so funny dude it's wild that he knows somebody who time travel but just keeps going I don't have that I don't know what that is he's the one that said time traveling [Music]
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