0:00 that's like the genie that plays a trick on you do like you want to be Michael Jackson and then I show up and ████ Joe Jackson's beating my ass [Music] welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys and today it's okay can we see you and today we have men from what's the mortgage oh man our question for you man everybody know the movie Space Jam we was talking about this prompt the other day everybody know the movie Space Jam yeah the good one I never I haven't watched any of them I haven't watched any of them I forgot I know Prince the first one we don't have to reference this let me let me ask you guys what does Marvin the Martian do in Space Jam I don't know I didn't watch it okay all right all right so all right guys there's a scene in there where they're
0:51 ████ the aliens right the the Tune Squad or whatever what besides aliens the ████ the aliens yes they're ████ aliens all right and they want to steal NBA basketball players power so what they do is they got this Magic basketball right they takes Magic Basketball they hand it around once people like Charles Barkley and Larry Bird Mugsy bozie and stuff like that they touch this basketball their ████ Powers get sucked into it and then after that these ████ aliens they're ████ aliens right they take the skills they put them into themselves grow into these Titan basketball players the mon stars and they go off like crazy right yeah now if we had that same basketball who out there in the world would you Space Jam steal their powers and why oh that's a good question Michael Jackson yeah and which Powers did you steal oh
1:41 Jesus oh man this is going to patreon well I already danced pretty good so I don't need his dance skills but what skills do you need music skills not as not as communication with children I mean I connect with kids pretty good already so I don't need that skill okay so you think you'd be as equally Successful by having Michael Jackson's music skills without actually being Michael Jackson [Laughter] [Applause] yeah if you didn't see that coming right yeah that's good would you care if you got his his uh Career Success or do you just want his talents uh damn dude I'll be sick because if I could if I had that money remember when you went to that store I love that store in Vegas by the
2:32 way it's uh it's at the Caesars Palace but there's also another one at the Venetian I believe but it's that ████ goddy ass store where you walk around he goes I want that oh yeah I want how much is that it's like 70 000. put it on my bill yeah I want to be able to do that you only yeah you only get his skills you don't get his money right with Space Jam it's not like they ████ got Charles Barkley's like entire life Floyd Mayweather's boxing skills oh you never get hit you got your money that's a good one but you can't read but I can count so you get there like non-powers I didn't know that's how the basketball worked but for the sake of this yes so you you you want it just for the defense not even to make money off it you wouldn't be a pro boxer no I'd be a pro boxer but like think about he's a boxer didn't get hit yeah so a lot of boxers that are good still got hit yeah and
3:22 that's why they're all ████ up in the head and now he's just fighting YouTubers he's just beating the ████ out of YouTubers and making money you know just raking it in that's a good that is a good one pretty good that's a good one ████ yeah why do I need a Space Jam steel man I feel like I could Space Jam a lot of people like what else who else all right wait a minute all right all right all right check this out all right Arnold Schwarzenegger what skills without having to work out wait what you know how you okay but then you would bankrupt California to get to where he is right yeah I just want to wake up one day I'm the I got a movie I get to be the Terminator I get to have you seen Space Jam he said he hasn't no but like I'm just saying because he's talking about skills I
4:13 think you're changing his life I wanted life I want the skills to his life all right are we changing the prompt of the video he's like I want to talk about my favorite dessert actually you gotta take their skills like their talent all right but their talent gets sucked into you but it's Talent is hard work and then if you if I suck into it then I don't even get to do the hard work ████ but you just took the skill of hard work so you can use it now that's too much work bro he just wants to look like Arnold that's pretty funny what about you Ryan and me the man of many talents yeah you already have I know you already got this skills you're like Thanos you just need one more Stone um because it wouldn't be Powers but like
5:03 you know there was I was looking up this name because I wasn't sure who it was but her name's Henrietta Lacks and in 1951 she died of like a camp like some kind of cancer or something but they preserved ourselves and they found out her cells uh replicate immortally wait what you know about that no no but she died though yo yeah she died but like her her cells live forever there's she has she's the only person in the world that ever had cells like that so they continually do tests using her cells they're called the the I want to get this right Hala the Hala cell so the Halo cell is henrietta's actual cells that to this day they just replicate forever that's like the immortal jellyfish they don't die but then not that I would take her power but like I would want to fight a person like that that has
5:54 something that has an immunity to like cancer or something so you never die well let's say well don't die of that at least I want I want fauci's Power of of persuasion I can make anybody do anything man I could lock down whole countries with stupid reasons I could ████ backtrack a million times and never get in trouble and ████ win a Nobel Peace Prize dude that'll be sick got pretty good persuasion skills I think he's like also even if they find anything I think he's been uh what's called um exonerated or yeah he can they can't come after breathing yeah oh what don't worry he's got the like the like super protecting it if they even if they catch it like I think a year five yearly like he's like he's got him he has like immunity yeah for the longest time though I would say Brian McKnight singing and keys and even
6:46 guitar skills because he's an insane musician and then also Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx I would I would I would go with James like his triple threatness is crazy and everything like that he's a man yeah that's crazy Jamie Foxx is a good one yeah have you guys heard him and uh Kevin Hart doing a roast back and forth oh dude it was so funny because uh on Joe Rogan what he was talking to but he was just saying how like um like they were talking about Jamie Foxx about him being one of the most talented people alive and not only is he a good though even comedy there's like the different aspects of Comedy right like everyone knows his sets are really good his character work is pretty good but roasting is a completely different art form and then so I think Joe Rogan mentioned oh you guys know how to watch this thing where him and Kevin Hart were uh going back and forth and I think one of the lines Jamie said was like your
7:37 nostril's so big I can see her brain like it was I was like oh I didn't even know Jamie was like that style you know but he's just so talented it's like he'll pick up any art form and he's just like bam he just kills me it's so funny your nostrils so big I can see your brain watching Kevin Hart uh roast uh Meek Mills dude that was funny just he's pretty good dang I don't know because then most of the thing you're thinking about is ability right but what other see that's why I try and change it you guys didn't let me change it to be something more interesting it's a dime I might go uh I don't know if this is for some reason this is a
8:27 more practical approach in my head because I don't even know who this person is but I would just try and steal the skill of like the number one like first person shooter gamer in the world or something like that yeah ninja like the number one yeah yeah Esports because yeah because one it's like I feel like from like a uh because I think in my mind I'm like do I want like Rory mcilroy's golf skills right now I don't want you know what I mean but that might have a threshold that will end at some point of my physical peak whereas I'm like from a gaming perspective if I was like the number one at some type of gaming even if they make new games more or less they're gonna work in similar fashion so you're thinking about success though well because I would have to use the skill for Success no because mine I uh I don't even know if I would have it reached the public you would have a skill and you wouldn't want to share it music so much um that I wish that I wished I could
9:18 feel things the way they did because you have to be Master to feel the way things are trying to be like pie man I'm ████ kill Bill hey I might feel the same way gaming dude I might just enter Zen you know what I'm saying like I'm sure he cares about 7 000 more notes that I can hear you know what I mean so I'm like if I could like even just experience that in a closed room [Laughter] that's why Michael Jackson and you're not yeah dude in a closed room you guys hear that what the ████ is that okay what about you Nick I just got mine dunked on yeah Nick Nick just finally wants a black belt they're just gonna be you Space Jam could be space oh that'd be tight that was obviously that's the easy one but Nick wants to be hasbola then you'd have to fight bro yeah I
10:08 would take ████ Warren Buffett's Financial skills oh his ability to what about Pelosi's Pelosi's Pelosi is better than Warren Buffett you know what I take Pelosi's tits I'm just kidding no I would do uh like Warren Buffett's fine I do Warren Buffett's like Finance business Acumen that's what I would take oh you think that's pretty good yeah or Prince Andrew's ability to not get extradited for his crimes that's pretty that's a pretty sick skill damn that's a tough that's really sick yeah I don't know which one I want yeah dude he's in the picture and he still didn't if it's like business Acumen or something like that like the way he he thinks of the way like his skills that's what I would say you know how you said Habib is never gonna fight again yeah that's a good way of getting him to fight again if you just Space Jam and then you go fight oh I would I would I
10:59 would you know I'll be like I'll represent with you yeah um put me on your team bruh draft me so then I gotta fight people and I'm like oh man but all of these come with the curse though it's like you're Warren Buffett but dude you look like Warren Buffett oh that's the curse you know what I mean and he's Frugal he's super Frugal with that much cheap dude with that much money it doesn't matter what you look like though but I'll take his skill set right yeah and then I'll apply it to my life you know what I mean yeah but he's so old he can't do Jiu Jitsu yeah so I gotta take his body so you you have to take the skill the good and the bad back to taking the body yeah dude well then Joe's ████ Michael Jackson he's dead his nose changes and ████ like nah when he was alive come on which era of Michael would you take then that means you can't be any of the plastic part you could just be him for
11:49 real Moonwalker Mike oh I'm not gonna be black Mike I'm gonna be Peter Pan Mike because that's that's artificial if you're gonna be somebody you have to be the Flesh and Bone don't you yeah that's the yeah the Moonwalker mic from Moonwalker he was already a little light-skinned for that wouldn't he yeah but that's still mine and you think Michael yeah you you would think what about if you were the that the baby Michael that's when he was being abused though ████ I don't know man that's like the genie that plays a trick on you dude like you want to be Michael Jackson and then I show up in ████ Joe Jackson's beat my ass and ████ yeah yeah that's that's your loophole dude yeah every all of them because Genies do
12:39 ████ you up dude Michael Jackson there's some Jafar ████ up there so if Anthony Lee has to take the the skills of the best like video game player yeah you have to stream like 17 hours and I forgot carpal tunnel and nerd neck yeah and that was like oh yeah please but I have to do it yo immediately your head just sinks into your shoulders you start smelling yeah you smell like Cheeto and ████ virgin you know [Laughter] do you know that was like an actual like wide uh complaint about the N64 championships that everyone smelled yeah that the stench was so bad people people didn't want to go to them why you think Gamers think they don't shop you guys ever heard of them bad hygiene happens poop sock the what
13:31 yeah when they're ████ gaming so hard they don't want to leave so they ████ ████ in their sock and ████ okay the sock is a really small opening in order to imagine you're dropping loads with the buttholes did you just use a bag imagine you just miss it yeah play it on your controller that's gaming in another way that's not good for you man that's that's really bad yo don't look at me like I'm actually ████ I can't believe you man I cannot believe your answer now we judge you what the ████ dude that'd be funny I just if Michael Jackson's dad just keeps beating you wanted to be Michael he's like I don't want to say anymore and you have to live like the worst years you can't go out and play you just got your ass beating practice I wanted the Neverland Ranch
14:26 if you pick Jamie Foxx you have no disadvantages your life is chilling unless I'm stuck in uh like a Ray Charles what the what the ████ ████ or you're stuck being the cello player but you're actually homeless on the back of my head the whole time yeah yeah damn it what a ripoff Jamie Foxx is probably the best answer out of all of us that's not badly yeah I think so because he says he has so many great skills he's never had a bad Scandal really yeah that's what I was gonna say that one bad movie stealth besides that I saw it really oh and even stealth wasn't that bad I mean Jamie Fox show makes up for stealth yeah he seems like universally liked by everyone too yeah he's never had a scandal or anything and then he just kind of became he ended up being a
15:17 legend because he just like he not really quit but he stopped before people got tired of him yeah that's true he pivoted he did great and it's crazy he started off In Living Color too he might have the best coffee lady that ghetto lady oh my God yeah there's a cross-eyed lady Wanda yeah Wanda so he's played a sufficient role in every era of Comedy wow like that era he killed it like the next Air he killed it and then he protected Dave Chappelle from that guy and he beat the shot of that guy and then him and Braxton ████ killed it oh yeah I did that to everybody hello buddy good answer he was even a ████ Marvel villain was he oh yeah yeah the orange Andrew Garfield ones
16:08 dude yeah and in the new ones too because he came back in the Multiverse stuff for Spider-Man and you know Jamie Foxx DJs too right yeah he does and he hopes any host or heals the Espio yeah he's a DJ what can he do well you only get a skill you only get his personality his personality is sick too but maybe his personality is he's so charismatic I haven't seen you know what I wish the the Legends like would go on podcasts and stuff because I haven't seen any of them like oh there's a there's a podcast where like uh legendary uh actors they sit in a round table together and he's in one and he like pretty much dominates the oh really he did Rogan's him Robert De Niro was in it like uh yeah it wasn't yeah they'll just it'll be all legends those ones damn it's pretty dope what do they talk about acting damn that's boring bro I want to hear about all their stories like what happened between on tour all
16:59 the crazy stuff like that's the stuff I like to hear I think part of their skill is is being able to not talk about that stuff they give each other the nod to have a career yeah you know how it is but then when Bobby's talking about with his Mad TV buddies on tour and then like having threesomes with them I'm just like see that's interesting he almost had his balls licked by Ari shaffir whoa really that's a story but that you know they're all comedians different different groups they run in can't have Robert De Niro talking about that ████ yeah I almost got my balls Joe pescio must fix my balls he's like oh that's a good one you should just get Joe Pesci's Powers dude I'll do Joe Pesci oh you know I'll take Danny DeVito's Powers though what are those what are your precious powers Joe Pesci plays a good Italian yeah dude Danny DeVito's just like he's like it was a wild card Joe precious one
17:50 of the few guys this the angrier he gets the funnier he is oh my God yeah dude it's the best like the scene in Casino yeah I like that searching the answer to Joe Pesci no no I take Warren Buffett still Warren Buffett huh wow yeah I'll stick with that why oh no he's so old I do I become old no but right now you don't want you don't like it if you're talking to him you don't know what the rules are you don't like your youth I like his glasses I like his ████ bifolds yeah I wanted a Toyota Camry yeah the Egg McMuffin oh my God you have to eat the same every morning that's my that's my ████ you're gonna have that uh you're gonna replace your young wife for that old hack dude I'd have to lose my wife too bro she gets his wife you get his life bro he's a ████ life swap y'all
18:41 or some ████ oh dude you got all that money and you can't even spend it now that's a curse if I don't get his money I just get his his skill to do business still gonna take you a while it's only ten percent on the S P5 and that's fine bro that's fine it's compound interest so it's gonna take you like 40 years with this skill I can just use all these strategies now it's just him saving money all the time what about fictitious people can or fictional people go for who are you gonna space MacGyver oh dude MacGyver my goober's Better Burger yeah I'll be Roger Rabbit so I could ████ Jessica Rabbit well then that's his skill set you got two you got two answers on each end of the spectrum thank you I'll be Popeye dude olive oil oh God you're tasting women
19:31 suck nah cause I just want to get a buff and strong like I always beat people up is like eat some spinach he only beats the same guy up every episode Bruno I'm gonna Space Jam ████ Pete Davidson right now I don't know what that skill is but I need it his track record is pretty good man you think he'll end up with anybody ever you think so oh oh that's a good thank you hey after a while bro that's a good one dude that's a catch after a while you think he just wants to settle down bro yeah he wants to get married but they keep using him do you think Leo ever wants to settle down or you think it's good just the way he is oh man boy got to get lonely eventually yeah I'd be sad I'd be like I'm always the rebound guy yeah how come nobody want to love me imagine going to TGI Fridays every day you just get the sample
20:23 yeah is that his thing no but yeah you're right you gotta get lonely eventually they just want to use me for my body and ████ trying to be used for my body you are used for your body dude it's called dancing oh ████ why do you want to make your mouth like that but I'm doing it really hard yeah yeah he's hardcore bro oh foreign
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