0:05 Welcome back to another episode of the careful boys or I guess the low T boys, we'll see. We'll see if low T Kings, LOW T KINGS. >> [laughter] >> T FOR TIMES OUT. I GOT LOW T. I got low T baby. Times up is crazy. Um so amidst the turmoil going on with Iran and Israel and ourselves in this conflict if you will, um the Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs has suggested via idea a bomb shelter dating concept or app in order to have people >> dude. No, that's the fact that you're calling it a joke. >> That sounds like a joke. >> Cuz during wartime and they're caring about the count, that's crazy. It's just apparently a creative way for people to
0:55 still realize that even though there's all this danger, love still prevails and goes on in Israel. >> Been in a war zone and they still party hard. >> Bomb shelter dating? Yeah, bomb shelter dating. bomb shelters? It includes a dating app that shows like who's single even under fire, a bomb shelter tracker, and even a shower risk predictor designed to help people choose safer moments to take showers because of the risk of bombs. Hey, IDF got some baddies though dude. They do. I've seen them. I just be like, "Damn, why you looking like a old F soldier?" You old F soldier. >> [laughter] >> Do you think they pick them on purpose? I don't know but certain pictures be circulating and I'm all like, "Dang dude." Cuz Gal Gadot was one. Yeah, see? >> Gal Gadot was in the IDF? >> was in the military before, yeah. She was, yeah. I mean, she's a baddie
1:47 though. >> Yeah. >> That's a tough She's Wonder Woman. Indire- International Dangerous Female. >> [laughter] >> Put her on the list. That's what they need to do. All of their enemies, kill them with the hotness. Yeah. I think they do do that. I think they're really good at doing that probably. Like the honey pot? Israel probably the Mossad is probably like that's probably their signature move. >> Yeah. They probably got a whole like Rolodex. they make is honey pot before they even do anything else. Apparently they're really known for assassinations. You know like all these guys are like agencies are like and sex rings apparently. Different groups, they have different specialties. Kind of like, you know, Red Lobster's known for their lobster and then ████ you know like Red Lobster's known for chicken, right? So Mossad, they're learn they they're really known for
2:39 assassinations. Yeah. Yeah. I think they all are. No, but >> [laughter] >> they're the best. They're the best. LIKE THEY ALL DO IT BUT it's like the Olympics and they're known for like Mossad or Hillary Clinton? Yeah, she's Nobody beats her. They're like the number one >> What's CIA known for then? CIA's known for country disruptions. They're They're known for buying drugs and putting it in communities. [laughter] Hers is accidents. >> be like, "That was your fault. I don't know. I don't know how those drugs got there. It was your fault." You see that one CIA guy going around on podcasts and he's talking about how there's like a weekly kill list? I don't There's two There's >> John, right? The guy that that went who and then there's the Bustamante guy. >> with the glasses. Oh yeah, John. He went to jail for whistleblowing yes to see it. He So he hates the CIA. Yeah, but he
3:29 was talking about so he was like I guess a former Asian whatever and he's talking about how there's a weekly weekly kill list. Everyone puts it on a list who they want to kill. Who you don't like. Yeah, and then [clears throat] they put and then they're and then they prioritize which one's more important and then So it's by votes, who gets the most votes? >> And and then they go out and then you you go they are confirmed bad guys. Like it'll be like the second in command of ISIS or whatever whatever whatever. So it's not like ████ politician from Kentucky. It's like actual bad guys and stuff. And uh but it's crazy that it's a weekly meeting and it gets approved like, "Okay, go out and do it." What is it Why is it so hard for the CIA to kill their whistleblowers? Maybe they know all the tactics. Like what do you mean like to dodge them? Like that's why they can't kill Jason Bourne. Cuz he knows all their moves. >> Yeah yeah like that. He sees them come Or maybe the success stories they don't
4:19 get told cuz they're dead. And maybe also And maybe also like you're only blowing the whistle if you know that you're like good enough to to run for a little bit. >> It almost seems like when if they were to kill the whistleblower that almost validates what the whistleblower was saying. Like leaving them alive kind of gives you a chance to just make them a cuckoo. Or maybe there's like a threshold like once they go to the press enough and they're known as a whistleblower, you can't touch them. It is funny It's funny to see them ALL GO, "AH, DAMN. WE WE ALMOST GOT YOU." >> [laughter] >> Um exposed the Iran-Contra scandal where he was basically like it looks like a LA town meeting kind of thing and he was talking about how the drug dealing he was whistleblowing the drug dealing from the CIA and things like that and like a week later he died of suicide. So like they do kill whistleblowers but I think the ones that die aren't alive to talk
5:09 about it. And there's only so many that are like actually Cuz didn't they kill the Boeing one? Yeah. >> Yeah. But that that was He wasn't a CIA whistleblower. Yeah. No, for sure for sure. But that's lower level, that's what I mean. It's like they're not as good yet. And it is a giant organization like the all of the government. So I have a buddy that's in special ops and he's working on a book. And uh they they are supposed to get their stuff cross-referenced by the military. Like they have to be okay with what's going to be published. Um the guys that are like the PR part of the military that are looking at it, they're not the actual like special ops guys. So if this guy let's say for example if this guy's part of like the SEAL team or whatever, it's not SEAL team looking over it. It's the PR team looking over to see if this would cause any type of international conflict or if it makes it look bad. >> Yeah. So it's it is like the way that
6:00 the checks and balances work, it's not like one-to-one. >> So you have like an administrator going, "It's not a big deal." Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. So there's CIA PR that's probably looking at the whistleblower and being like >> Wilhelmina. Yeah. But while while that guy the whistleblower's coworker could be fuming. Like, "What the ████ WHY WOULD YOU ████ SAY ████ LIKE THAT?" >> LIKE, "Let me It's like the mafia. It's like you need to give the clearance to kill somebody and they're like, "Nah, we can't." >> Yeah. So it's like it's just so big. Guy, we can't do it. >> [laughter] >> We got bigger fish to I do I do like to fantasize about the the former agent guy who lives in the woods now [laughter] and that's how as soon as he sees like the black SUV pull up, he's like, "What do you guys want?" >> [laughter]
6:51 >> I'm retired. You know I gave that up a long time ago. >> [laughter] >> The best movie. You just immediately like you know, uh put everybody in your friends and family list in danger and be like, [clears throat] "All right, speak some more. Just speak some more." I actually think that's crazier. You know when they do witness protection? Yeah. So you were a former bad guy and then they just take you, your family, everyone, change names, social security numbers and now you live in Kansas. And there's just ████ in the middle of Kansas that used to ████ work for the Italian mob and killed 50 people >> [laughter] >> and now they're just ████ milking goats or whatever. You guys know anyone in witness protection? >> [snorts and laughter] >> That's a ████ concept is crazy. What are they known for? Let's go. >> [laughter] >> Your cover would be so bad.
7:42 Vegas would be like the worst places to be in witness protection. >> Oh yeah. You got to go to some mad obscure spot though, right? >> Yeah, it's pretty like it always reminds me of the Goodfellas. Yeah. At some point those guys are like, "Dude, just take me to jail instead though." You know [laughter] like if they get if they get put in a bad spot and then now their whole life is like nerfed. Cuz think about all the excitement some of these guys have and then you get put in witness protection and then you're just in Kansas. Or in like Idaho. Jail or Little House on the Prairie though. >> Well, but I feel like over a Of course you would want Mr. Gabbagool. But like there's always a >> [laughter] >> there's always a piece of you that's always going to be like Dude, man, we surrounded those guys. Oh yeah, dude. And you're a rat. Most most of the time. Yeah. That's why it's good to have low T Kings. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Low T good for witness protection. That's when you start looking at the revolver
8:33 in your ████ bathroom and you go like, "Dude, I think I'm going to put it in my mouth later today." >> [laughter] >> And that's probably what CIA is hoping too, you know, putting these people in witness protection being like, "Hey, hopefully they kill them off sooner and we don't have to worry too much." Yeah. And we need that house. We need that house for the next person. But that's it seems like it would be almost impossible to run that nowadays with freaking so much social media and and like They got to make sure they don't start a social media. You probably have to do plastic surgery at some Was it the at the end of Goodfellas where I forgot what movie but the guy they put in witness protection, he started another racket and that's how the mob found out. Like that guy's doing like I don't know ████ selling you like shady tires and they found him and they smoked him there. Was it Goodfellas? It It might have been the book. It doesn't happen like that in the movie. Yeah, there's another movie where they Wow. protection and he started a very like low-level new racket ████ selling
9:24 selling factors or some ████ of that area. >> Wow. The the guys in New York got like a whiff of it and was like, "Oh, these guys sounds just like what we did but just with a new thing." Oh, so they like saw the signature moves. Oh. Damn. Idiot. Imagine going through all that trouble for witness protection and you still do illegal ████ I bet that happens way more though. I mean if that's all you know. Yeah yeah yeah. Like you're more likely to go back to your old habits like that. >> That's true cuz if that's your skill set. >> drug racket in like New York and then I had to go into witness protection, and I was stuck in the middle of the country, I'd be like, "F███ it, I got to do some drugs." >> You're like, "These people need [laughter] some coke." Guys don't know how to have fun out here. Yeah. I think what they need is a mindset coach. So, [laughter] buy my services. It should be like, they have to get a mindset coach along with
10:16 the relocation, so they could have the like positive influence to be like, "I could change my life." >> They need affirmations. Yeah, be like, "I could You know what? I used to kill, but now I'm going to grow." You know what? Who is you? I used to be a ENTJ, and I'm going [laughter] to try Maybe then they'll believe in themselves, and they're like, "I am a cow dairy." Yo, if What if witness protection, instead of just sending you off, they also get you a Tony Robbins like day pass? They get you the whole And then you see the other mobsters at the event. Yeah. And then they're like televising him like saying, "I used to be in a gang." And then like they're like, "IT'S HIM." >> [laughter] >> THAT'S HOW THEY get you. IT'S NEVER ENDING. YOU got to be low-key, dude.
11:07 You got to be low-key, dude. Honestly, every themed of the day is it'd be better if you were low-key. >> [laughter] >> It'd be a lot better. They need They need witness protection dating app. Or is real? No, for people for people in witness protection like date each other. Yeah, so [laughter] if they sign up on the app, they're already like, "Oh, you're witness protection, too?" So, date First date's like you're always trying to be like, "What's your real name?" >> [laughter] >> Yo, didn't they Really? >> Who did Who did? >> Mossad? Yeah. He was Mossad? Yeah, but apparently they were saying that he was trying to blackmail them, and then they killed him on a boat. All I heard is Mossad's really good at assassination. They're number one. >> for that. Yeah.
11:57 >> [laughter] >> That's their rebrand. I thought Mossad was known for blackmail. Mhm, that's African CIA. African CIA? Wow. Cuz black males. >> [laughter] >> God, dude, that was insane. That was insane. [laughter] Dude, Anthony, how are you not running around the room right now? That's why I said wow first. He said that he's like, [laughter] "That's African." I was like, "Wow."
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