0:00 foreign to another awesome episode of Lake careful boys and today we have a Jason Cheney back with us a question yes of all time thank you guys so much for having me looking at me well you're the host man look at look at them okay I'm gonna look at them too but can I not look at you okay fine what is the problem right now there's no problem um I'm just trying to what do you think about you being like the most requested just to come back number one how do you feel about that number one Anthony yeah okay that's number one okay number two um number two I don't think you need to pick that up I wouldn't actually number two I forgot number two because you did it the quick thing
0:50 how did you spell that out it's k-u-h k-u-k-e that's onomatopoeia yeah so will you question again please uh I was just saying how do you how does that make you feel to know that you're oh no I really requested that's why I said I I really appreciate you guys having me every time she didn't want you here yeah I'll accept it why don't you love me here why wouldn't I want you here why don't you want me here because he said that I didn't say that yeah I think I think that's what it is not because Colleen oh here we go Nick what's a hoe and she she doesn't watch the show so she doesn't know that I don't watch the show we're really not
1:41 here I'm taking this to my heart uh now I'm insulted and I'm gonna make Jason Chang I watch it sometimes you do oh we do actually yeah I was watching the one with the the mayor that married the crocodile and do you laugh at your own jokes no turn it off Nick is a comedic timing genius I think they're wrong and they don't watch enough comedy I think that's they're just not really well versatile good timing the the way that you said that yeah I would say though but back to Jason Cheney and how Colleen doesn't want to be here just turn up back to Jason Cheney
2:32 and how you share penis pictures that was new information yeah it's because I like um that is new information and it's good information and it's a secret but not anymore because everyone knows well it's the secret the fact that um I just feel maybe for the penis showers out there that um it's a small group of people like maybe how many people you think in California showers like sex offenders well it's like uh it's not consensual it's more of a surprise but so okay okay oh no no no but but it's a surprise but like flashers can I say some stuff too okay it doesn't work like that here okay what the thing is
3:22 um if you meet somebody and you feel comfortable enough like in the moment it's like a kiss you know how on the first day you you kiss a you know what the ████ get the angles what's warm up it's a Sunday this is God's day this is God's day it's like a it's a level of friendship yeah you can reach yeah so it's like the first kiss you don't know when it's gonna come but then when it comes it's a surprise when it comes as a funny sentence to use um the context what we were just talking about before the camera was wrong with how he was I know it's a secret but you were talking about how you and Pat Riley was showing each other your penises yeah right yeah and you're just talking about how you're like you're like hey I want to see your dick because you said it to me and I was like well that's weird
4:13 and then you were like oh but I was like I've shown my penis and then you brought it Pat Riley it's secret but he's been here before and then you're just like yeah we we just showed each other our dick yeah so and then we were like what you didn't say that you're like me too I did not say me too is this over FaceTime and then she said that's what everybody says and then she said says she's a grower wow [Laughter] [Music] Anthony just putting words in people's mouth yeah why are you putting words in your own mouth better put words word and mouths than other things that we're talking about dude you put lies you're overpowering with your volume and and it's it's diminishing my that's about really the story that you were
5:03 telling me so so uh Pat Riley good friend big penis so I we're FaceTiming I love him and then so I was like you want to see my penis and before he said something I was like you know and then he's like whoa and then uh I was like okay now you know like like an airplane yeah Bart loves airplanes that's the airport wow and then where were you you're in your room or your wife is next to you or oh probably but it doesn't matter I just she knows she knows that she knows that outside like that question is Patrick one of the only guys you show your penis to like consensual oh no I showed it to uh David David so too and what did David Sosa he said I really like it I would like it on Monday Wednesday and Friday and then did he did he reciprocate did he show you back his no I've been asking for it you showed
5:54 him in person no I showed him uh I wasn't playing it than that I go hey how's your day and then I go you saw that like that you saw that not like you felt it did you see it you feel what reaction are you searching for that makes you feel good you know what it is it's just that okay if if you're gonna show me because remember the Ana thing I just I always show my penis to my roommate I never did that there but you go ahead forever really yeah some people did that remember how everybody does that at that school that's very normal I feel like yeah it is because it's like I understand that school is crazy yeah yeah so you just show it but were you shown it all the time she's not gonna I don't feel like you're gonna show people I wouldn't show
6:44 penis so that's receive it so that's this this is the interesting thing right at this school like I was saying it's like jail Asians hang out with the Asians white black whatever and then all the like the little thugs they all hang out with each other and then so when you walk by like let's say the white parts of the dorm that's the kind of ████ you hear through the oh shoot ████ did I show you my dick [Laughter] put my helmets butt naked from the shoulders down just running down the hallway yeah that's their ████ right you walk by the ████ Asian parts of the dorm everyone's ████ Asian squats smoking cigarettes so it's like you're gonna say they were studying those are the average Asians we sent the bad ones this is a very delinquent
7:35 school this is very confusing is it very delinquent School even when you guys share stories about like your Naval Academy experiences yours seems very different than Bart so he hung out with the other people yeah Bartz was more of gang fights you had fights too but it was a lot of like he's on the ground pillow you know like stuff like that it's a different class of participants yeah it's that means it's uh diverse that's good so you've been chilling peanuts since that position since uh yeah I've been passing it on since the school and it because if you don't want to see it then I would want to show you more but not not in the ████ not like a Harvey Weinstein not in now Ryan think it is right now not not like how it sounds it's just it sounds exactly like how yeah yeah I don't understand me man oh don't bulldoze me again but it's also
8:26 to mostly oh I'm saying I'm assuming it's mostly men you're doing this too I'm going to get out of that lady yeah that never women I don't even want to show women my penis it's not even fun okay so I'll leave the room and uh you guys handle it you guys need a handle or just tilt you're happy you know we're just gonna just put on airplane mode so if you show someone your opinion no no no no with what he said we're closer but if you've chose someone your penis and they don't show you their penis it's fine oh it's fine to you but it's I would feel a little sad then you're not close so were you sad when David didn't show you his penis were you a little sad um do you feel more distant yeah he's just Out Of Reach what's happening right now I'm just asking an honest question because it's like a first kiss you said right so yeah
9:17 for the first kiss the other person doesn't kiss you back yeah yeah and it's like a secret right I don't know I keep on saying stupid it's more like like a comfortableness thing like I love when other people are comfortable enough around me to share either like a real secret or their physical secret what if I show you my ass and stuff like it was one hand before and now it's too good he upgraded dude yeah sure not a girl what you're offering Ash instead of Dick how would you feel if someone showed you their butt cheeks instead well that's stupid what I don't want to see you so that's dumb yeah that's dumb so like show me your ████ that's intimate that is intimate it's like it's something that you don't feel comfortable I get your logic yeah if you don't feel comfortable and you're like I will want to show you but not everybody else yeah then I feel special I don't even show my wife my ████ that's what I'm saying
10:07 when I was in junior high I had a friend named Christian that's a funny interviews um and he he was like hey you want to see a fruit cup do you know what fruit cup is I never heard of a fruit yeah okay so Fruits Basket there's different names yeah but it's the same thing you can understand it as is but I was like uh I was like what fruit cup you want to see your fruit cup I was like sure and then he just ████ pulled his penis down he turns around but he's covering his butthole and he's holding his schlong just so that he can I could see the back of his scrotum oh oh is that is that the right way to decide I think I saw a different thing the thing that the guys would do is you you tuck your dick and balls like backwards oh yeah so then it looks like you have a vagina and then you turn you turn around and bend over and it looks like a basket of fruit that's what I saw that's what I saw yeah
11:00 I blacked out half of it but I think that's what that's still disgusting stuff their chicks do with each other yeah oh you know when you're facing something with girls you don't just go you don't go like hey you want to see a loaf of bread and try to squeeze your titties we don't have those kind of Secrets oh my God maybe that's how you build deep rooted relationships right right women you guys are more comfortable with uh like showing each other your physical with baked goods yeah oh yeah yeah without making a joke out of it that's true without yeah I think oh like it's a mature and fine thing yeah mature that's it's like yours like so supportive like oh my God look at your elbows your tits
11:51 right now I want to sleep yes I want to see the humor of like if someone was calling you FaceTime and then you go like this and then you answer it and the first thing that's not funny to women I mean it's funny to me there you go or if they go well yeah it's way more funnier with that sound effect yeah yeah have you found that you've had uh relationships with any chicks that like you've like this is this is normal Anthony don't hold it with me you're gaslighting people this is a ████ conversational talk show like we discuss things I think so many syllables in one word geez that's really hard for there are women that are that like kind of Crash and having that sense of humor but it's probably hard for them to find someone just like that you think chicks in the WNBA are like that look at look at my basketball shorts wow
12:42 yeah like like you know it just I feel like it's more in line never mind maybe I think there's maybe there is a higher chance that there's more wnb people have that same defect we do not even WNBA just like women's sports teams you think they're more likely to be horse around like this probably lock it's locker room type humor right well I mean to be fair I did experience this um we were at a party and uh we were like in this room there was a mirror and there's like a few girls in that room and she just takes off her top and she's looking at her boobs and she's like I kind of want them to be more like this and this and so we were like talking about like what she would want to do to her boobs I've I've seen that yeah but it's never in like but it's constructive it's constructive there's like a purpose right it's not like this cranky nature yeah there's no Frankie nature there where's the fun where's the fun I would love to see like a woman lady with uh the ████ with with
13:35 like you'd be like look at my hamburger yeah [Laughter] okay all right or what you could do is like instead of that situation where you're like oh I wish my tits were like this or whatever like you're about to do that and all the girls know that like oh she's probably gonna do some comparison for her tits but then you lift up your top and there's like googly eyes or something just like prop it up yeah dude and then she's been prepping all morning for that one I can't wait till I have an opportunity to do this can you imagine if you you had it saved up like that and then you died in the corners all what the ████
14:28 but like you think if you did that so many questions if you think you did that and then like a woman's locker room do you think that would get a laugh or do you think everyone first of all for like the whole day she'll be walking around or like one would fall off and I'd have to like yeah but you you prep it right before okay I know I feel like that wouldn't get a laugh but I wouldn't get a laugh no no but in a guy's locker room that's ████ hilarious if you had googly eyes on your screws come on dude or you put on your nips oh my God that's hilarious you know so you should just try and just test it out for us come back I was in those same locker room settings it's like I remember when guys would play like basketball in the court and then for no reason somebody would just take a ball and just Chuck it at another oh dude yeah in high school that's funny good times everybody used to die laughing because you know you have to take showers in high school like they
15:18 mandatory make you do it so like we would protest it by just ████ around in the showers and the coach would be like stop messing around and then I started doing uh backspins super freaking fast butt naked yeah butt naked yeah super butt naked yeah laughs dude I was a hit yeah you're the king of the ████ build the ball I got prom King right there in the spot what what is it about dudes that like to ████ around like that and we think it's one of the first things I ever did I was five years old in kindergarten during nap time it's it's okay to put my dick from the ████ bathroom like penises are extremely ugly yeah it's just like weird things it's just they're so weird it's yeah so they have to be funny otherwise it's just horrendous oh my God I can't imagine you spinning with your penis like a helicopter out there like hey thanks I can't imagine I'm sure thank you thanks for giving me that that credit I was just imagining but
16:08 especially like when you're doing like spins like in your penis that's funny yeah that's hilarious that's funny so skillful it's guy to guy humor it's like do you know your demo would Nina find that funny if she comes home and you're spinning on the floor naked you don't do that for girls you do that for other guys what are you doing what do you think she would say if I first of all I'd be impressed if I could spin that fast probably Dominique prom King right there with hydroplaning on water you will spin yeah get the floor all wet the living room what would she say if I was spinning butt naked on my back super fast but you prepped it like babe I have a great surprise for you [Laughter]
16:59 what would you do if you were spinning really fast butt naked I can't spend really fast butt naked but I have like held it German and Swinging like that oh helicopter yeah yeah how do you feel about that um and when do you do that what are your best moves do you show that to people do you go well like a helicopter [Laughter] you know whatever you did but yeah I feel like I feel she doesn't like it it's not funny so you do Nina doesn't have that kind of humor like she doesn't find stuff like that funny so of course she fought at this point oh she does but you know that's because I'm I'm a funny
17:49 person when I'm butt naked you know what I mean that's just my natural comedic self of course it's funny but show us some moves when I do it okay so uh but you probably can't do it every day it's gonna get old right the most recent thing that she really okay this is so dumb that I'm sure you just can't believe I'm sure this the most recent thing that I did that she actually like cracked up and really really enjoyed uh I called uh idj right it's called infinite dick Jutsu right it's uh it's an anime Jutsu type thing and it's basically when you go up to um uh those closets that have a mirror like a standing mirror on each side of the doors so that you could look down like they you know like Bruce Lee under the dragon you see infinite version of yourself okay and then you just go in there and you start whacking your dick around but you could see a million penises yeah I called the infinite picture too she loved it and it was a hit that is actually pretty good that's the stand in
18:39 between the specific spot though so it's funnier because she's gotta like not be in the way but lean over me so she could still see in the same plane of you it's really good it's a ████ Kaleidoscope how do you invite somebody to to see that you once you figure it out you're like hey come here come here I got a trick for you oh okay wow but he she he's already known at the house for like his Antics with his penis you are yeah oh wow you said that's one of your your natural States is like when you yeah it's on your LinkedIn like your known for this in the home like you have a repertoire it's a secret only only need a Pat Riley know so it's a good time it's a good time so you don't do this stuff with your wife you don't show her like your dick um does that ever get a laugh with her I don't not really
19:31 she heckles you why do you say it like you just survived yeah yeah or a cool thing to to um bring to the surface is how guys bond by showing their dicks it's kind of funny yeah I can't believe this turned into that but not everybody though as privileged to get that close to another man well sometimes like I wouldn't Nick maybe Anthony and um maybe my name is Ryan no no no I know you're here [Laughter]
20:31 oh no I'm just thinking that I might not um I might not show you immediately I might show you like later in like because you just see more um a little more nice foreign
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