0:00 dude I pulled a gun on Girl Scouts trying to sell me cookies and opened up the door and I was like stay your purpose yeah like I want to sell girls where's the you're a ████ decoy ████ [Music] this video has also been circling around this is a Colleen likes this one no Colleen exclusive can we frame it like that this video is not we're gonna look at Colleen's top five videos this is great security surveillance uh this is at a barista on this side of a drive-through and then this is a customer in a car oh it's a truck I see it doesn't do it oh let's press play zip tie lasso huh yeah was it does that co-workers like pulled her in you know
0:50 what I was wondering what the is it those uh sexy Baristas like you know and um it is not a bikini barista because it was in Oregon I thought it was that's why I thought it was I I thought it was one it was in Washington it's Auburn though right Auburn Washington I thought that that's what it was because oh yeah it is a drive-through coffee stand and appeared to try and kidnap the woman working behind the camera it might be not to say that hey it's because of what she was wearing yeah or whatever right but I'm just I was just curious because we did a JK news about because he's like Bikini Baristas and then most people don't even exist it didn't look like a Starbucks like from that angle it looks like yeah but but basically there's these like places where girls are like in bikinis and and you can go and get like coffee and some of them flash you so it's like
1:40 a strip show so you can go there and get whatever's and what I was thinking is like this guy started to fall in love with one got upset and got obsessed tried to take it to go and then basically I think so I think it's one of those like crazy situations that's what I assumed and if I'm wrong [Laughter] yeah it looked like he had a zip tie like the ones you have in your car yeah the police call it a looped zip tie device yeah but even if he gets that around her wrist he still has to pull her whole body through them yeah so that's a tough I'm wondering how many times has he done this and succeeded because every time you catch ████ like this I'm just like the way that they do yeah
2:32 well the footage went viral as millions of people saw this moment as the driver tried to drag the woman out of her booth and tie her arm Auburn police were asking for any information which could help their investigation directed The public's attention towards a distinctive tattoo on the man's arm which appeared to say Chevrolet too fortunately the approach seems to have worked as they later announced they made an arrest and paid tribute to the overwhelming support from the community which helped them find their investigation Ford guys love this news yeah let me see your arms I knew GM guys were like this police said that they were able to locate a suspect at his home thanks to a number of tips and in a statement said that they were able to link them into the crime after searching his truck a name has not yet been released but the department is holding off until the suspect has been formally charged in the case wow so they I
3:22 couldn't I remember when I saw that they didn't say it was a bikini barista either I'm wondering if they're just not saying that to avoid uh discriminating against like almost she had it coming you know what I mean like how they do that yeah so it's like maybe they're just because they don't want like a Joe being like what was she wearing well because one of the sad parts is that a lot of those girls are alone in those yeah yeah that's why give him a gun or a ████ pepper sprayer so for real dude like that must be hard to come and go from your job that kind of looked like it's at night I can't tell because it's black and white but looks like it does look like a evening type thing it's like if you were doing bikini barista alone like that's kind of scary really bad yeah well I know it's not long alone because there was somewhere in another report that said her co-workers helped pull her back in oh thank God do you think videos like this causes more like copycats or do you think this like
4:13 maybe people that would think about doing this would be like all right I mean I think for a guy who's planning to do that it gives them a nice checklist of what doesn't work yeah okay yeah he's like all right yeah or they go check for cameras first try a lasso next time but that's every crime cover your tattoos yeah yeah yeah yeah no Chevrolet tattoos no brand names on my arm okay that blows my mind though because like I just can't even imagine thinking about going to a drive-through getting some McDonald's soft serve and grabbing someone to ████ later yeah we're so short-sighted like yeah I want a McFlurry and uh yeah yeah and a kidnap McFlurry now MC ████ like what the hell they doing yeah that just it's just you got to be on a whole nother level of crazy do you think
5:05 there's anything that like it like it though it's like oh he's so romantic he's trying to kidnap me I don't think so no that's the first thing do anyone find that romance we need you here where do zip ties lie in your uh chart like in the wildest of Home girls are they zip ties in your love language do any of our home girls really like assertive dudes do you think he was really like this is a weird-ass question but like it it looks so clearly like you can't do it that maybe he was just trying to freak her out or just be ████ weird I don't know yeah you got to be like the rock to ████ that's full a human being through a window into your truck yeah in his imagination he thought that it could be possible like after even if he did get her out the window she'd just be outside and he he kind of
5:57 wasn't slick about it like as soon as the arm came out he was like you gotta come and be like oh thank you and then go but he found a Jujitsu expert in a kidnap expert like you actually does successfully get a zip tie then it's not like the grip of his arm and then two he might be able to like drive you know what I mean and be able to pull users that's just gonna cause death but like imagine pulling even like to a halfway point and then putting your foot on the gas so that there's like dude but even like with the zip tie if I were to tie large arm with a zip tie and to grab the zip tie yeah if he pulled his arm back that's like no grip like I'm gonna lose all that unless his arm was also on the other side of the loop yeah but she could like eat she can like grab something she could pull him in yeah if he stepped on the gas and it
6:48 separated the bottom half of her body from the top half then he loses the ████ part maybe she was trying to steal his truck you only get the titties in the face and the upper body up yeah we're just speculating yeah just speculate about me I guess he's still up you know that's what I feel like he might just be a crazy dude and not really thinking that through because it doesn't seem plausible it does seem plausible that a lot of these types of criminals don't fully think things through thank God he probably like got a double digit IQ hey it could be a 99. you're talking 99 to 10. he's close and he might be like I saw this one video of these guys in France they beat this dude down they had
7:38 them at gunpoint but for some reason he had this massive ass ████ rifle and I was like what is he gonna do with that but then the guy kept fighting back for three minutes straight they're just trying to throw him in his little ass hatchback and they're throwing in the back of the trunk and then um every time he gets in his like one limb would get out he would ████ snake out and start fighting him again and then the guy's just like recording this from his house no one's coming out but it's like a solid three minutes of him just fighting and trying like just leave and then they finally get him in the trunk they kick him in and then they leave and I'm like dude that's a that's like a real movie kidnapping but how long it took blew my mind yeah you guys see that video of It's like a ring camera that caught um a girl being abducted and her screaming and then they just walk on their porch and they just watch the car
8:28 drive by and they're just like and they didn't know yeah I mean she's saying help me help me help me and like she's screaming and then they finally take her and they drive off with her yeah and then the people walk up the people are in their house but it's all captured on a ring camera or something like that and you just see them walk on like their porch and they just look at the situation and it's like one of these like just standing up yeah like what's what's going on out here what's all that racket I just have no faith in people to really like step in or do anything they don't know what to do it's scary yeah yeah if you're not trained yeah at least like I don't know but there's always like the yeah there's always like the immediately pull everyone try to take a photo of the license plate you know what I mean like without even getting close type ████ right do something there was there was um one I saw where a girl was the bait on the ring camera she would come up and then she's like hey um I
9:18 need some help whatever and then they saw a guy like go like this and he was like hiding and then I was like oh ████ and then there's another one where she actually opened the door and then guys came inside they just like rush in yeah they rushed in so it's so scary yeah you just never know nah dude my dumbass probably would like yeah that's what happened to me I think I I think I'm no ████ naive one that would just not understand what's happening dude I pulled a gun on Girl Scouts ████ trying to sell me cookies and ████ I ████ open up the door and I was like State your ████ purpose yeah you're a ████ decoy ████ he's like two Thin Mints and a Samoa they're like we're out we're always out because I never have Samos leave the
10:09 samoas on the ground that's how you know it's legit yeah you're like okay good the Simone's not the best why do you actually have samosas why do you actually have someone that's how you know it's fishy you're full of ████ yeah and then the leftover ones that one sugar sandwich one oh nobody wants that one but it's always there they should just sell some others doesn't like dosi does he does it's like the peanut butter one yeah oh those are your bombs I like those ones too thank you [Music]
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