0:00 [Music] there's a uh 24 year old man who was jailed for stealing a puppy worth uh thirty seven hundred dollars can't be doing crimes like that man is it a bulldog no jury is gonna everybody that's over 999 dollars you need to get the uh the image in order to give cute contacts you always need puppies stealing a puppy from a hoarder house maybe like a maltese or something a bulldog oh my god those are expensive 37 yeah so you so he was actually he ended up stealing this puppy at knife point and what he had what he had tried to do what he had tried to do first was go to this dog breeder all of them he went to his dog breeder and he had uh just ████ counterfeit money super fake counter for money this breeder catches it yes exactly um it's not real on it specifically says
0:50 not real the breeder catches it and it's like nah dude i'm not taking his money so he pulls out a knife steals the puppy oh we had a plan b yeah why doesn't he just get the mommy daddy dog and go sick um that's a good question that connection i don't know he's a breeder right you got an army of dogs behind them you got to let the dogs do their jobs wasn't there a show that like experimented if your dog would protect you if a burglar comes and i remember like multiple times like the burglar will come in and the golden retriever's just ████ shaking his ass like oh we got friends though retrievers are not protective dogs like that though they're just they love everything this is good you know most dog bites come from golden retrievers really just because statistically people own so many so it
1:40 just so happens that a lot of dog fighters yeah excuse the numbers okay was this guy a backyard breeder like one of those illegal ones he's not a breeder uh like he went to the guy that the brit that breeder degenerate backyard dude those some of those guys are ████ cuz ████ those guys too is he a super legitimate pet store i'm pretty well this guy was this guy was uh the breeder was advertising puppies for sale online so i don't know this guy pulls out his knife steals a dog uh and then he gets into a car and flees but the breeder was able to identify the driver's license on the car was able to trace it back to uh what ended up being this dude's girlfriend and then that was how the police were able to convince the license plate dog thief
2:31 dogs i don't know how they got me yeah but that's not the actual story of what makes this interesting so this guy gets convicted goes to jail but it turns out that he tried to escape this jail by trying to swap places with his brother during the visitation that's why you have brothers his brother's tight dude that's what that's what peterson's this is a sudarso brothers story i'll leave you tonight me and my brother are going to go in the kanji conjugal room and then they ████ switch clothes and i'm down for that kanji room i'm down here
3:24 i'm thinking about food you're thinking about something else thank you for being the only southeast asian that understood that i appreciate it i thought that ████ was called congee oh when i saw that's the one you're talking about it's rice porridge right yeah how do you guys pronounce it you guys are just ████ american is how i say it oh come back just completely all right so this dude is sentenced to five years in prisons for his crimes right that's where he hatches his plan to escape freedom with the help of his brother so during a family visit on april 11th he handed his armband used to identify inmates to his brother and hoped guards would not be able to tell the difference between them thus allowing him to walk out with his
4:14 freedom wow what if his brother's like white and he's black or something and it's like clearly different right they just have different dads and ████ or whatever that's how they got caught they were you know they're not gonna they're not gonna know because they're gonna see the ████ uh wristband they're wearing different clothes like we got different wristbands and ████ that that ended up being the main thing obviously the guards the guards were able to spot that their newest inmate was wearing a different set of clothes you weren't a polo and they quickly put a stop to this gate attempt before any secret hey where's your orange jumpsuit bro brother was down wow that's a brother or maybe the brother was the one who was like hey can you get me a puppy no yeah by all means necessary i see that i think he's a bad actor i think he walked in he's like well back to jail for me hey jail bros ready to have some sex where's the ranks going down he might
5:05 have been taking his acting classes whose ████ am i his only like acting credit is under ember hurts classes or they actually did rape him and they're like it's a lot tighter now than it was earlier and that's how i figured it out how does it feel like [Laughter] why wait so what was the conversation like where his brother was like yeah you know what i'll part-time jail for you you get it off the thing too i know no have you ever been to a theme park where maybe you can do this with your hand and then you do this with your friend maybe it's a liberal jail it's one of these one snaps on your technology it's like an honor system bracelet just
5:56 don't take it off they're from the 90s this is how we identify the inmates we're going to hear the snap we'll know if you're switching [Laughter] or maybe when they were putting it on he was like oh can you keep it like kind of loose i can't feel my hand i'm like oh my god my hand's ████ falling asleep i'm gonna lose my ████ hand like why you gotta do it so tight and then so they did it just to shut them up loosen it and then they did this handshake ████ and they ████ did this thing like this that's what juicy small aid happened when he was in jail he's like jail's ████ hard this is ████ so hard and then they're like fine get out of jail god god damn it you get like 10 days or some ████ yeah dude he's out now i was hard though he was in there for eight days and then the judge was like he's i guess he's freaking out yeah he's kept on having panic attacks and ████
6:46 and so the guys apparently all the guards were eye rolling so hard that they just let them out the guy the guy who faked the racist attack on himself the actor the actor the guy from the empire juicies [Music] he annoyed his way to freedom he's pretty good at that bro he tried so hard that the guards were like judge please like get this guy out he cries too much we can't sleep at the jail and he thinks that solitary like throwing i don't think so i think he's just a regular gen pop you know put up put him in a sound booth he can't do anything actually get out of jail though if you annoy the guards enough to get out of jail one is good behavior and two is cry bad behavior throw a tantrum 10 days that's all that's it 10 days
7:36 i like i like his uh theory i don't even know if he proposes but you said it uh about the idea that the other brother wanted the dog which is probably what got that other brother convicted which is why he felt bad so he's like now i gotta take your place i like i like thinking about it like that because then it makes more sense otherwise it's just a down-ass brother and do you think too that he's like you know what ████ i'm old enough for kisses i can go to jail yeah god damn that is so disturbing though i'm pulling up for kisses would your brother wanna try this shrivel inside of me i'm ready for this lifestyle would your brother go to jail for you would you go to jail for your brother no absolutely not really no you knew he was innocent still no then i'll figure it out on the outside all right that's smart he was in jail for something that was related to you because like you made a mistake yeah because i mean you guys got caught kissing in public impossible i'm perfect so
8:26 have you watched prison break that that show before oh yeah that's what that show's about that's true but he didn't go in place with him no but he went in to go get him out i'll do that what if peter has he like booked an awesome job and he needs to be out of jail to work it and in the meantime you you shouldn't have been ████ around i swear we'll switch back i swear as soon as i'm wrapped after the wrap right here well there might be a premiere okay after the premiere i'm here to premiere you should as a good brother you should take his role you know what's funny is i don't ever we don't go out for the same things anymore so i wouldn't they'd be like oh no not at all you guys don't go out anymore at the same time though that's such a cheap shot okay yeah i like you put your hands back put your hands apart were you both competing for
9:16 the blue ranger role or was it a coincidence he went in for a green actually he was playing the like nerdy role and then i went in for the the bigger wait the green rangers and nerd now wait isn't the blue range of the nerds i switched but why it's been 20 something seasons you want the same story every single year well the tommy was a green one that turned white right they're old enough dude so we did a whole video and uh yeah i was taking a pretty big show in the pirates i didn't know you're on the show my apologies oh even though we said it like seconds before wait when yeah i was like when you got the roll for the blue ranger we were talking about the power rangers and then the episode in the same ever i wasn't thinking about power rangers for some reason uh that's fascinating so so are you like do you go to the cons and all that ████ no not too many i've done like maybe three or four you still have your suit dude they like cut it up in front of us
10:07 what why what they make a bunch of suits and then they use it throughout the season yeah right you gotta do is say it's morphing time it'll appear back on try it we wore the suit like three times it was mostly everybody else's like the stunt doubles and all that stuff but they do like 10 of them each for the whole season and it gets ruined in front of you like we were walking over that's really dramatic and then they were like oh that's this is what happens to him i'm sorry this is your legacy wait why do they do that they came because they don't want people to to sell it they keep like two or three to do like appearances and stuff like that and keep in the museums or whatever wow i guess that makes it easy to make like you just hire somebody to make it did you i know all those things as a youngin yeah so we were like yo i'm a ████ power rangers is crazy yeah and i actually i did like the live shows for like three to four years
10:57 power interest what was it when i was shot well for the video was pretty fun excuse me [Music] you
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