0:00 right they have a calculator now too so they can actually do math do they do you think they even know math no def they just go one one one [Laughter] [Music] one all right going to tell you a little story right now yay about a remote tribe they're called the Maro okay they have their own language mhm and they are a remote tribe along Ong the utti river river and there an Amazonian uncontacted tribe yep sounds believable about N9 months ago starlink brought the internet to the marbo tribe and ever since the tribe has now become addicted to
0:51 pornography yo I saw this they got a lot of catching up to and they're blaming um the internet social media and pornography for tearing their community and tri apart they can't do any work dude no they're not getting anything done I heard all the young men don't want to work I heard that they also started getting like depression and they were getting lazy and they're like getting health problems and ████ cuz they just stayed home all day and ████ around on their phon the chief of the tribe has started doing Edibles and playing body cam on Steam popping zins ████ so F gave them phones well they they wanted they start ordering with their phones they wanted they wanted to get them connected to the world and then so dude some of them became like influencers and ████ they were making money like it's the wildest ████ but then like they gave them
1:41 starlink and devices I think they had devices already so they already had okay well that thats but it was like they had them like you know made out of coconuts and stuff yeah like some Gilligan Island yeah yeah yeah they weren't like you know standard like this this is like our phone it had more like a coconut backing well from what I read about it they said that at the end of the day it benefited that tribe more cuz they were able to make more but then um but now four Dudes are depressed well uh they made some hard rules on um on like like uh like balancing it out so they're not like what do you call it like there's like oh like no phone time at this whatever and there's like they're trying to like balance set out so they they had to make rules around
2:32 phone usage and ████ yeah tribal Elders currently have a ray blocks Community that's very popular Ray blocks a lot of that's so crazy cuz I'm like um you know how some places and some yeah some societies they're self-sufficient like they don't need money right like they have animals they can eat fruits they can they take out truly off grid yeah they're off the grid they have plants that they can need into self- sustaining Society but then from our lens we're like well they're broke but they don't need money but they're like but they're broke look at these phones they don't have a gwag they make 200 bucks a month now it's like it's crazy like they never needed it they never needed in the first place but what they need is time and they can't like cuz they need to go get food they need to yeah but now they could Uber eat and that's what they're doing they're grub hubbing now they're just jacking off not
3:23 doing the things that they need to do they were saying that they because of the internet they they're able to like some lives were saved because they're able to reach Emergency Services like like this oh that's good whereas before if they get a snake bite they just say their goodbyes but then away but then one of the the tribes members started filming people being rescued and then people are now complaining in the community there's a lot of like conversations online about is this taking advantage of these emergency situations cuz this person's like posting that to Tik they're monetizing it yeah they're monetizing it they're and they're selling merch what if they do those gold the merch is like a dude's leg getting bit by a snake and ████ like ah they do they do gold digger pranks on Huts they're like oh that's your [Laughter] Hut yo but how about the hospital bills oh that's true pay for that for
4:14 that's hella coconuts dude hella cut what's the actress you know money they they were saying that like uh cuz you know people were like oh don't ruin the tribes by giving them internet but then like the people that some of the people that received the internet were saying that now that they know how it is is they're like this was a human right like to to keep this away from us would have been cruel I think some of them ultimate Jack material dude and I couldn't have access to this yeah yeah yeah exactly exactly yeah and then plus plus someone was saying like they like one of them now has aspirations to be a dentist in Sal Paulo like they have bigger dreams now cuz it's all motivated by porn and he goes wait a minute there's black girls white girls Asian girls what the ████ n the homie that homie that wants to be a dentist started finding some Andrew Tate stuff and was like oh I need to 10x my ████ like I'm actually not being I'm not living with my full
5:05 potential yeah one of the younger tribs members became a chiropractor and he has a bunch of hot chicks and yogurt beer he's cracking it's kind of like who I mean in a way like you think like oh who are we to like mess with that but then if they knew what they were missing would they be like give it to me you know I heard they were in group chats like sending each other like the sickest porns but you know you got to watch this video dude I wonder what they were watching first you know what I think about all the time like like um is all right so you know how like certain you know groups never had exposure to disease right so you come in and then they it just wipes them all out and and I I've been thinking about that when it comes to like groups that are introduced to like alcohol when they never had alcohol it ████ up their Community or whatever we had almost like a immunity to these vices MH because we were already
5:57 introduced as a kid to like internet or whatever it could build Min defenses SL so like yeah there is internet porn addiction all this stuff in our community 56k but at the same time we were introduced by like doses yeah it wasn't like all of a sudden we had to find boobs and nudie mags and ████ like that and me those were scarce Mr Skin dude but also there was there was like there's levels to this ████ where there's someone that's been there done that that can kind of like be like hey don't do this right whereas like in their community there's no immunity imagine their first thing is ████ VR porn everybody everybody's ████ their first thing is ████ just a gang bang you know you're just like oh ████ this is how you get who are they watching is the question who do you think they pop up first what do you think they're into I think he
6:47 just leave them alone man I think so keep them un contacted do you think they're already in Brazil they got a lot of stuff just within Arms Reach that's better than us true but do they do you think they like twerking videos you think they're like into anime porn twerking videos probably would be sick for it's got to be like sensory overload for sure oh yeah yeah cuz if they're eating like fish every day and they're like hey try a Whopper it's like oh ████ they might think it's nasty though they're testostrone that ████ probably strong as ████ they testosterone yeah that's why they when they watch por they just go ah go crazy their testosterone is probably dropping now all the pornos and ████ it's probably I was reading the article and they were saying that uh some of the ladies were reporting that the males were like very sexually aggressive after they started
7:38 watch well they you know they started they probably started choking on chicks and start spit on stepping on heads dude yeah dude head so apparently when it arrived when the internet got there everyone was happy but now things have gotten worse says one of the tribes people within the Mala which is the village The Village's communal dwelling towering 50 ft above the dirt floor she sat needeing Jenny poo berries for black body paint while she was talking about how all of the elders got caught in the community they were buying a bunch of Best Buy gift cards and sending them to to people like foreigners fall for scams yeah they only been on the internet for 3 weeks crazy they spent their whole they sent all their their life savings of coconuts all the way some some random address how is it different than like like let's say you have like the Amish
8:28 community right yeah they have access to Internet if they wanted to go use it right that might even be harder cuz they live in the Modern Age like they're on a horse on the 405 right but because of their because of their value system and beliefs they just choose to abstain from it wouldn't that be the same case for them to be like hey maybe don't ████ ████ with this ████ then you know like so all the the tribes people are having an issue right now too because all the jobs that everyone was doing everyone quit cuz everyone just wants to be influencers and just jack off that's crazy honestly they probably could good man just like those they could be like the the uh the non- Ling version of primitive technology real primitive technology what if they use the apps to speed up whatever they're doing so now like let's say someone's hungry it's like ah a Postmates like a tree frog and then the
9:18 other guy gets it Aha and it grabs the Frog and like here you go post like you have to go through the app man I Dam what's the $7 fee I got to pay what the ████ that's tight actually yeah cuz they still they still connect each other they still do their own ████ I think they're just sending each other emojis and ████ dick piics it does make it interesting though when you think about it like that where like did like yeah it ruins what they had going but like whenit it's our it's our human like do would we want access to something that was higher up that people like like if say someone was like no you don't want to ████ with this I don't even want AI dude I'm like just keep me away yeah that scares me scared like if a higher Civ civilization was like hey we have this Tech do you want would you say yes or no yeah I would I'd say yes cuz I'm just that guy I would want to
10:08 know I actually want to go backwards I'm I want to start a farm and if you saww you should join their tribe yeah and if you saw people like thriving because of it yeah and they were like ah trust me you don't want this like that feels weird right would you be like yeah I do hell yeah it does feel like a weird like superiority complex though be like oh leave them the way that they are don't ████ like they're humans too they're not like a primitive being kind of though apparently four of the younger uh women members of the marbo tribe left and joined Isis after being on the internet for Just Two Stupid stop lying those propaganda videos are very Jo Isis see they have no immunity to these scams they just don't know I I would gauge it cuz you know our boy that helped us win the last bet Alex
10:58 Pereira yeah he's from the Amazon right ████ so like if I'm like this 300 lb guy coming in I'm like you ever try Postmates and I look at him I'm like damn this guy's a 64 ████ chiseled creature I'm like you don't need this cuz I feel like I would ruin their life you know so I think it just depends on what it looks like what their life looks like compared to ours that's true cuz like when you think about Amish they make a choice to do it that way they're not all of a sudden exposed they know what they're doing they know what they know yeah and they've been around exposed to like the mainstream World long enough where they have a system of like they still barter and trade with the outside like whereas these guys it's like they didn't even know yeah right they didn't even know they're like what there's twerking there oh you can get this ████ for free it's just a big jump
11:48 you know Asanti what yeah asan petite Asian petite scho girl they're like what the ████ is ASMR yeah what's Joi censored with what after that they're like dude I need to ████ become a doctor so I could travel yeah yeah like yeah see that's the thing too is like some of them were like now I want to travel the world you know it's like who are you to to keep that from them that the whole world is that right they have a calculator now too so they can actually do math do they do you think they even know math no they just go one one one one how many do you have one one one one do they even know what one is everything's
12:39 one how many ones do you have I have this many ones [Music]
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