0:00 thank you [Music] it all began July 11th oh strange beings the local said visiting an isolated indigenous communicate a community in rural Peru at night harassing its inhabitants and attempting to kidnap a 15 year old girl holy crap sound of Freedom too [Laughter] space intergalactic these gentlemen are aliens they seem armored like the Green Goblin from Spider-Man I have shot one twice and it didn't fall instead it elevated and disappeared says the local leader of the indigenous ekitu group living in the Northwestern maintenance Province while on Apple Peruvian radio station while on
0:51 acid no I'm just kidding dude quote we're frightened by what is happening in the community okay this is going on recently improved in an indigenous area where ████ space beings are coming down and harassing yeah but what they think a helicopter is a space vehicle they're indeed no because they're also familiar with what the Green Goblin is from Spider-Man so they they know they know that Toby Maguire no it looks like uh that's their frame of reference that's tight that's nice that's cool that's cool Green Goblin all right the funny ████ is like when people think like indigenous they think like uncontacted tribe right but then like when I was with this monk tribe in Thailand there they live in huts and then you look inside they got a TV and
1:42 VCR all that ████ hooked up dude yeah they got ████ they got you but they are Sega indigenous quote their color is silver their shoes are round in shape and with those they rise up they float one meter high and have a red light on their heel instead of villa sounds like a ████ LA Gear light up long their mask is long and their eyes are sort of yellowish okay let me show you some photos Okay Jabberwocky dude what what is this what are you looking at I don't even see the photo this is a photo of one of these beings that is coming down and harassing this indigenous driving zoom in are we looking at the front or the back I want to see nothing other than a lens flare
2:33 look this is in the sky oh oh they're kind of like ghost they're kind of ghoulie dude they're ghosty he shot that thing why does it have to be so unclear it's always unclear that's a prerequisite for a alien shot so what do you shoot him with he's not an alien yeah says in this in this they have Twitter I enhance one of the videos the one where they shine a flashlight on one of the alleged creatures and say there it is I don't know what we're seeing here is it a being or just tree branches hashtag UFO Twitter all right news of the alleged extraterrestrial attackers quickly spread online as believer Skeptics and internet sleuths around the world analyze grainy videos posted by
3:23 members of the ikitu community they're all on Twitter stop talking about internet sluice bro I'm sick of the reported sightings okay I'll stop talking about internet suits Nick is sick of it came on the heels of U.S Congressional hearings about unidentified aerial phenomenon that ignited a global conversation about the possibility of E.T life visiting Earth that's cool now again these people are ████ coming in the late hours and harassing the community and potentially kidnapping 15 year old girls and stuff like that all right what only girls a kid oh who will happen to be a female one what hey is she they attempted or they did they attempted oh they're pedal aliens dang that's crazy sound of Freedom alien version Independence Day Intergalactic sound or is it just a bunch of dudes dressed up as aliens trying to you know
4:14 trick him into thinking like because that's their disguise it's like wait let's trick this indigenous tribe into thinking it's aliens Guardians of the Galaxy I don't know they have freaking what are those you know those jet packs you could wear to like float above damn dude super loud [Laughter] and it starts now [Laughter] I don't know man I feel this sounds hella like I'm hating but like I feel even less like it's less believable if it's like a tribe that probably has religious beliefs that are already kind of
5:04 different for them to say they saw an alien you know what I think they saw a ████ animal you know what I think Ryan just doesn't believe in aliens I think Peru is sacred grounds dog I think I think that's where they're trying to bring tourists to come spend in their Village what are they selling like alien jerky they're trying alien Journey too much alien Jurgen I can't even offload this like you guys good marketing good story yeah yeah you gotta buy the jerky and save all the young females in our village or whatever that's the GoFundMe that's a fundraiser it would be really messed up if they were being harassed by just some dude in a costume members of the Peruvian Navy and police travel to the isolated Community which is located 10 hours by boat from the mainas provincial capital of Iquitos to
5:56 investigate the strange disturbances in early August and it's happening every night it's just happening every now and then last week authorities announced that they believed the perpetrators were members of illegal gold mining gangs from Colombia and Brazil interesting Advanced flying technology to terrorize the community to get them to leave huh so the jet packs not the water ones yeah yeah but the regular Iron Man style jet packs do you think they were using the boat and then they they get they got fishing string and then they put like a little like a like a yeah like bed sheet or something and then they made it with the cut out eyes yeah yeah but it's like a modern version to grab the person and yeah to reel it out actually how that feels to be like an indigenous tribe and then to see a technological thing that
6:47 nothing like that that's true that must feel crazy it's gonna be ridiculous right because they gotta make it more believable than that because if it's just a hovering thing with like whatever it just it flies away but imagine the guy who came up with the idea about that right just being like all right these ████ have never seen this ████ before and it's like we're gonna go get jet packs and pretend we're aliens so then what's that for us [Laughter] actually the reverse yeah it's like something primitive we go that's gotta be a ████ alien yeah clean your glasses Lou oh sorry yeah so the lead investigator the lead investigator on the case said that 80 of
7:38 illegal gold dredging in the region is located in the nanaya River Basin which is where the ekitsu community that's low bro that's crazy just to Jack the gold and one of the key pieces to the investigation was related to the attempted kidnapping of a 15 year old girl this sounds like a Scooby-Doo episode maybe they only kidnapped that girl because she was a witness and saw them and they were like oh damn it we gotta grab her she's smart grab her I bet that's what it was he's like you're not a ghost yeah you're not a ghost you're just a guy with a spreadsheet that's how they sound in Peru I mean it's not too far off I mean people do that type of stuff all the time like cult leaders will make you think they're a spiritual being just a ████ you in the ass yeah so crazier things have been done for
8:28 Less Rewards by the powers of Christ oh [Laughter] yeah girls love that that'll suck my dick it's true dude it's sad man you can [Laughter] yeah sad bro but dude people do be throwing aliens in the mix just to get stuff man that sucks aliens are hot right now bro they're the hottest things everybody wants to talk about aliens I do want to talk about aliens I like if they're real I want to talk about them yeah but what do you
9:18 think they said that it's real the day I come in here and I tell you guys I saw a ████ alien you'll know I'm telling the truth that's true but you're not so much pranking us though I'm gonna walk out you like too much yeah Nick look in there I'll be like what and then I get slimed or something because Ryan has access to slime you bro would that surprise you he is wild you think I would do that put slime on you I don't know maybe if the cameras were on and it was good for engagement and uh views I think it would yeah I don't want to talk about aliens at all why not I'm over it because it's always it's always like oh controversy this conspiracy well I'm ████ I'm sorry ████ I don't give a ████ about aliens yeah can we not talk about aliens all the time what about ████ Bigfoot water jet packs yeah yeah yeah what about I would like to know why are
10:08 they so shy I don't know they're so ████ they're not even real I don't think they're real no because every time they're like real no dude unless I see one right we are aliens to other life forms on another planet surprise you don't ████ with aliens bro look yeah you do Ayahuasca no right this is the most open-minded we fly to Mars yeah if there was a living anything there they would look at us like what the ████ like we exist it's not funny if they saw you looked you right in the face and went no way yeah what it looks like glarp that's alien language can even though you don't believe it's real bro yeah who knows man hey you know what sick too is that when before the ████ world was Global like before everyone could travel that ████ must look like alien you see a
10:58 Chinese guy that's true dude where are the aliens still is in some areas of America and then you taste their food you're like this ████ ████ hits imagine you see an Eskimo in real life you've never seen one before you're like that's a ████ aliens yeah true dude I mean you live in an ice house this is crazy you know yeah it's called the igloo no ice house it's in the Ice House foreign
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