0:00 [Music] anybody here ever have a uti you don't have to share it but share it oh hell yeah you have wait nah it's not for you wait girls can get i mean guys can get it too yeah dude i knew someone that a guy who got it from somebody that we knew you and everybody oh you can get it like that i heard it's quite rare for men to get it i think that the conditions where a woman could pass into a guy has to be quite light it's like a musket right she has the yeast and you put the pound the musket into the i wasn't thinking about that but yeah i think that's a good way to get if she has enough yeast in there like quite like the big bang conditions yeah i think so that's what i've heard i don't know the big bang conditions yeah one in one billion right quite rare for a woman to pass to a guy i never had a uti not even in my butthole wow
0:50 so uh after a routine trip to the doctors to treat a uti one woman discovered a glass tumbler in her bladder that had been lodged in there for four years okay so a tumbler isn't a tumbler this size dude that's huge how the ████ how did she forget oh god how does she forget me yo what what the ████ wait why is it in the oh she's a fister a tumbler i know but she's a fister and to like exercise and work it out she's probably trying different things and then one time she was probably like stretching with she didn't know yeah she's stretching with the cup and then like ████ her mom's like hey help me with the groceries oh ████ and then she just left and then she got distracted and stayed in there what stretching is she doing it's like when people
1:41 they do the gauge thing so they have to keep something in there so the hole doesn't close it's like a butt plug when you're a pro anal or you have to do that this was in her vagina her vagina her 20s it was a vaginal tumbler holy ████ so bart's right about everything except for the grocery shopping the mom uh the fisting wasn't mentioned everything but the vagina part pretty much did she did she tell them how it got there so she had also not realized and forgot apparently too but yes it had been lodged in there for four years after inserting it four years that they came out with a ████ bachelor's degree [Laughter] it took me longer bro holy ████ man that tumblr is coming out as a bachelor's degree with a ████ cap and gown the tassel okay the 45 year old from tunisia visited the hospital after experiencing all the symptoms consistent
2:32 with the urinary tract infection she's 44 45 such as frequently needing the news what they call it much to the woman's horror scans revealed a giant eight centimeter wide bladder stone why is she shot bladder stone oh no what is this i like the covering of the mouth yeah what is this that's crazy what country was this in tunisia so um yeah eight centimeter wide bladder stone that have been growing for four years encasing what appeared to be a drinking glass now bladder stones usually develop when urine is not completely emptied from the bladder however in worst case scenarios they occur as a result of foreign objects becoming wedged inside that's what it was it formed around it so it's like a stone that wrapped around
3:23 the so this bladder stone is pretty much urine that has like stoneify dude that's actually more it's a kinder surprise it's a kinder thing yeah yeah like the easter eggs little chocolate ones oh my god is that those uh bladder stone things you you get when you're kidney stones kidney stones i was like i was like yes i literally just flatter stones kidney stones is that like a like a frankenstein version of it where like some people get small ones and then they're like dude a small one is enough to ████ you up dude imagine a small stone coming out your pee hole steve had to go through that steve did that imagine going in i heard people pass out is it is it different for uh a man obviously it's different but like you know what i mean like a stone that's passing through like a man yes versus
4:14 like a woman that i know it's a different well anyways it's different because it's a birth canal yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah men aren't prepped properly for that to have a baby come out of your shaft no i've never done it before can i tell you a story that this reminds me of of course ryan has a story about this it's pretty ████ embarrassing i've never told it my first girlfriend from like the um like 1999 when i lost my virginity with her nice thanks i used a condom and uh it came off during sex and i i couldn't find it afterwards oh i know that's comedy that reminds me of a story but i'll let you finish it when she went to the gynecologist and it was actually in there for two years holy ████ yeah wow she didn't get sick or nothing
5:05 she she like called you two years later like oh my god hey they found it yeah were you with her no we were not even together anymore she was she in the navy oh okay how did you ask how did you know that it was yours because we both were like so that was our first time both of us having sex we've lost our virginities to each other but did you tell her like i lost it i told her i couldn't find it because i wanted to find it because i didn't want to get caught by like my mom changing my sheets or some ████ so we were both desperately looking for and i was like you don't think it could like be in there she was like no way i would know i would feel it and then like she got too cocky she didn't know until like two years later she goes she calls me like we haven't spoken forever and she's just like you want to know something ████ crazy and she goes i just got a condom taken out and it's that condom like and so she did you have your initials on
5:56 it i thought she said like yo you marked that terry's hair for two years oh man if i just said like i just gave birth with the baby an economy and he's got ryan's facial hair the baby was wearing the condom that's why it came off the ████ size what were you saying about the navy yeah oh no i just heard a summer story i have one of our corbin on our teams he was uh they do have rotation when we do the medical portion of it but he had to pull a condom out from some ████ because she had uh uti because the condom was in there oh wow can you imagine having for two years i don't know that's why can you imagine imagine like you're like you're like ████ a girl and then like and then a condom pulls out and you're like i didn't even have a condom on and you pull your dick out you're like why is the condom on now
7:02 stop saying ████ like that nick is that from a goosebumps book can you imagine the skin oh this is it for kids give me this ████ but i guess that's pretty common for ladies to get stuff snuck up in there huh i just didn't realize that she could go that long and not know because she was she swore she's like i would know i would feel it it must have been pretty deep in there you know is it one of those things where you like eat carne asada and then three days later you're like what's that oh that was from the barbecue and you don't even know what's in there i think it's similar you don't know your mouth we should ask her but yeah she's it was a crazy thing because i had a feeling i was like i don't know vaginas very well i was ████ 16. and i was like but i i swear it's in there because it's i would have found where else could it be but it was on the back of your
7:53 shirt the whole time for two years for ████ two years i'm just like he's still wearing the same shirt no none of his homies said anything inside jokes about me that i'm like over my head it's conor shirt ryan dude doctors have revealed that there have been a relatively high number of similar incidents reported among women who have inserted foreign objects into their their urethra for pleasure wow so she basically used a cup for a dildo just left it there and said whoopsie doodle well i mean in in in this instance right obviously a condom in a cup must feel very different i'm not sure um but in this instance there's this like if there was something in me i would she could have been saying there might be you know i mean more
8:43 complicated to understand but she's 40 not 16 and she has a cup and a ████ and she's like how did i get this i mean and she has a stone around it that's right i know she's like oh my god how heavy you think that stone is that's a great question because i wonder if she got it out and she was like whoa i feel so much lighter i'm not sinking to the bottom of the ocean like can you imagine doing it and then you're like man your ████ feels like a ████ fight now like feels like a glass cup [Laughter] you know what i mean like you would feel like she was like maybe she just is she like bigger maybe there's um maybe yeah or like that shame
9:34 like i can't go to the hospital man like this just one day it's gonna just ████ out i swear to god in my head when i got my ████ vertical cut on my ass i didn't go to the hospital yeah maybe that's what you just ignore it until you do it but that's such a guy thing to do you know i would just not picture a woman and be like that they'll be like oh you know what it's probably reasonable to just go to a doctor right now and get this cup out of my mind i can't imagine a girl putting a cup in her vagina either though maybe i just live in a very simplistic world but i just it's hard for me to imagine check your dms in just a second it's a picture of ryan with a company it's two girls one cup i'm a woman i mean it is heavy because that's like that's like so internal and like you can die like you could actually there's probably a committee of cup bankers right now watching this video like you guys have no idea about our culture and we don't know please inform us like the committee of cup bankers please
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