0:00 Yeah, but all your homies are like whack cuz they don't know how to fight. >> Yeah, imagine you and all your homies are all >> Yeah, you grew up in the in you grew up in privilege, dude. These guys are like rich kids. >> 30 Beverly Hills ass thrown in ████ Compton. >> Now, what are you going to do? >> Yeah, they're all going to die. You're right. You're right. They're [laughter] all going to die. >> Welcome back everybody to a very important episode of the Careful Boys. It's a very extreme one. We're going to have to pay extra. We're going to hot topic this one for the editors because there's a marine park out there that says it will kill 30 of their beluga whales unless a certain condition is met. This is some serious stuff. And guess what? The deadline just passed for this condition. >> What you're talking about a marine park like a sea. >> Marineland. Have you guys
0:50 >> And are they hostage themselves? >> Are they like, "Yo, we got to sell like 500 tickets by Sunday or else we're killing all the animals." >> Go ahead. Everybody think of the condition that needs to be met. And we're for emotional. You know >> that's a beluga whale. >> What's his name for? >> You never seen a beluga whale in your life? >> No, >> dude. Beluga whales are what? Okay, this is what they say are are the things that when pirates were like stranded at sea back in the day and they would start like hallucinating and stuff like that from dehydration or lack of food, they would see these sirens or mermaids. And it's it's believed that it's the beluga whales specifically that they started getting attracted to >> and they wanted to ████ them. >> Yep. >> They were ████ them. >> Yep. >> Yeah. One, they sing. Two, they look like they have like knee joints. And three, they have an articulating uh neck, so they turn around. >> They do look cute, though.
1:40 >> They're very They're very hot. >> Yeah, but how you how you how you how you how you supposed to hit that >> from the back? >> From the blow hole. >> You can make it work. If you're really horny, you can make it work. >> The blow hole. >> Damn, they're going to kill. Like you want to see a hot ass beluga whale? I do. >> Hey, have you felt a dolphin before? They feel like rubber, dude. It's crazy. >> Only the tongue. [laughter] >> HD photo. It's always It's Why are these images always so small? Okay. Anyways, >> Google Google HD and Google nude. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like that's a beluga whale. >> Oh, I can see how it looks like a mermaid. >> It look like two legs in a ████ So imagine you're like stuck at sea forever. >> Ate for 3 days. You're like the only dudes on the ship, too. And you're just horny. You just get mad horny. >> She looks kind of fine. >> Insanely. >> Yeah, but that would never make me
2:30 horny. I'd rather ████ a dude. >> Really? >> We know. >> Because that's an animal. It's not a human. It doesn't look like a woman. >> Okay, we're going to derail this complete video because now we need to know. You'd rather ████ a >> I'd rather ████ a dude than a beluga whale. >> For real? Yeah, that's your friend. >> Well, cuz for one, I'd rather ████ a >> female beluga whale or just fat male. Smelly fat male. >> I'm not. No. Oh, of course the beluga. Would you rather ████ a dude or a girl chimpanzee? >> A dude. >> What? But I'm picturing a feminine dude. I'm not picturing a big dude. >> So, Afghanistan? >> Yeah, >> they got a lot of those. >> Yeah, >> they got a lot of female. >> The Bati boys. >> All right. Would you rather Would you rather ████ a pocket ████ or a dude? Pocket ████ >> Damn. >> Oh yeah. What the ████ >> Of course. >> Well, I'm just checking because
3:21 >> pocket beluga whale. >> It's consent. Well, first off, it's consensual. All right. I'm about to ████ animals because they can't say no. And then I >> What if it's like [clears throat] Yes. >> Dolphins are the smart are the smartest animal on earth. So, I think that it's a little different. >> And dolphins are the only other animals that ████ for pleasure. >> Yeah, that's right. >> So, I think you could ████ a dolphin guilt guiltyfree. >> That's true. But I can't use that in court and be like, "Your honor, they were asking for it." >> What about sea court? Ocean court. >> Say you're in international waters. >> If Poseidon came out and I was ████ guilty for the dolphin, there's no way I'm out of this. I'm going to I'm going to sea jail. >> I just hope that we find you getting pounded by some dude and you're like, I just didn't want to ████ a whale. [laughter]
4:11 >> Hey, how come I'm not doing the pounding? [laughter] >> No. No. I know. Yeah, that's what I was picturing up. >> You guys are taking turns cuz you're a fair guy. >> You get railed by a dude or you can pound a beluga whale. What are you going to do? >> Oh, I'm doing the pounding, bro. I ain't gay. >> Dude, you're going [laughter] to CJ. >> No, I ain't gay. I ain't gay. I a gay CJ. >> I said you're doing the pounding. You ain't gay. >> Yeah, I'm doing the pounding. [laughter] >> The pounder is not the homo. >> All right. You're getting pounded by a beluga whale or you're pounding a dude? >> A Beluga Well ████ me cuz I ain't gay. >> Nice. Nice. You fixed it. Follow my follow my >> So why are they going to kill 30? >> Yeah, now that we've built a rapport with the beluga whale. Now that we all are emotionally invested in beluga whales. >> Don't kill these guys. >> What country is this? First of all, >> so it's actually a Canadian uh marine land that went bankrupt, right? And because they went bankrupt uh and the businesses closed and they're, you know,
5:02 there's no money coming in or anything like that, but they still have 30 beluga whales to care for. >> Yeah. So their save the rec center story is what are we going to do? I got an idea. People always bargain with terrorists. So then they're like, "All right, guys. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to pretend that we're terrorists and we're going to be like, we got these hostages. We got these 30 beluga whales. If you guys don't pay up, then we're going to start killing them." That's almost the case, but 100% not true. So, in the actual fact, what happened is that the park recently requested permission for the whales to be exported to China's Chimong Ocean Kingdom in order to because they they have nothing else to to they have no income. They can't take care of the whales. They can't I mean, 30 whales is probably a ████ nightmare of >> it's up front for a Chinese sushi restaurant. Don't do it. So, their
5:52 request to export the beluga whales to this ocean kingdom was denied by the Canadian Fisheries Minister on the grounds that the mammals would be exploited for entertainment purposes. >> Isn't that what they're doing already? >> Kind of. >> How come they got bankrupt, though? No one wanted to see the whales anymore. >> They were they were just facing years of declining visitor attendance, so the park had to uh and they also were facing scrutiny over allegations of animal abuse. >> What if we just dump them in the ocean? ████ it. >> Yeah. So that's that's an interesting point because you would I guess uh we would naturally assume that's the the most humane or humane is probably the wrong word. Uh most correct way to approach the situation, but they're just kind of like, yo, these things need to be taken care of. So our request is to export them there probably because they'll receive some sort of financial compensation to take care of the
6:42 liabilities that they're already facing. >> It's like you can't have a domesticated cat and then just dump them in the Congo cuz be like let them free. It's nature and the ████ girls going to tear them apart and eat it. >> Damn. >> Yeah. Cat's looking for key litter and ████ like that. >> Not going to know what the hell to do. >> Mhm. >> And according to the Canadian press, a total of 20 whales, which includes one orca and 19 belugas, have already died while in the park's care since 2019. >> Why are they so irresponsible? >> Yeah. So, they've been closed since September of last year. Uh and their latest move, which is I think a really interesting thing to do, uh has prompted staff at the Defun Park to take these this drastic measure. They're demanding the government cover the cost of caring for the whales by Tuesday night, which was 2 days ago, or they'll all be euthanized. Oh ████ So, they put this ultimatum on the government and said,
7:32 "Hey, if you guys don't take care of them, cuz we can't and you're not letting us export them, then we're just going to euthanize them all." And they told the news to put maximum pressure on the government. Right. >> Yeah. And the government is holding a very firm stance of saying like, "Yo, that's not on us." Like, >> so let's say they euthanize him, right? Now, what do you do with 30 ████ bodies? >> You just let it you just let it chill. >> Export them to China for food >> for the Chinese. >> So, it's to Maybelline or whatever, right? Isn't that what isn't that what's in lipstick and stuff like that? >> Beluga whale. >> Yeah. Like fish oils or fish. >> It's all that. It's Yeah. It's like blubber and ████ >> Yeah. or used to be in the good old days. >> I can't I don't know why Canada's government can't help them with that, but they're over here spending money on other useless things. >> Okay, so if we're all sitting here, let's say we're all Supreme Court, Canadian Supreme Court, and everybody's
8:22 got a vote, >> okay, >> for this particular thing. So don't think about the extra like you should do this, just think of the particular ultimatum that we're put in. Should the government use taxpayer dollars to now support indefinitely these 30 beluga whales? I'll be like, "F███ no, let them in the ocean cuz you're going to euthanize them anyways." >> But that cost money, too. >> Or you're going to ████ drown. They're going to drown in the ████ chlorine water anyways. >> Wait, I missed the part of why they don't allow them to like export it to other places that would take them. >> They're saying that if you export specifically these 30 whales to China, Ocean Kingdom, that they're going to be used for entertainment purposes and it's going to be animal abuse all over. Anyways, >> how much is abuse just putting a beach ball on your nose? Give me a freaking break with it. >> I mean, ████ I don't think the thing is
9:12 I think they're doing it for eight hours straight with no breaks. >> Give them They can't have a break. >> It's called a workout. >> Beluga Union. >> I don't think they have a hazard pay either. >> They should try shooting JK News. These ████ whales do. [laughter] >> Look, look. I say vote. I vote yes on some uh uh assisting with taxpayers on these beluga whales exports. >> Uh what? But not you mean we don't need if if the government pays we don't need to export them. >> You just did both of the things at the same time. You said pay for them and export them. >> I'm exporting them. >> Here's what I do >> to China. >> Yeah. To the highest bidder. That's what you do when doing a liquidation sale >> or or or for PR safety. You're not saying go export in China. You're just saying hey the government can't step in. This is like a private business. You better turn the goddamn camera off
10:02 before I ████ close your news station. [laughter] >> Okay. I say send them off to the ocean. Use our taxpayers money. >> Okay. So, use a little bit of government funding >> to save them. >> Yeah. But as soon as they get dropped off, killer whale. >> Not our fault. We saved them. >> That's like putting goldfish in a lake, dude. As soon as you ████ leave it there, they're going to be eaten by alligator. >> But at that point, you're taking care of the alligators. You're not harming the goldfish. >> You're adding to the ecosystem. >> Taking care of the alligator. >> It's called life. >> Put yourself in the beluga whales mind. Okay. You've been taking care of >> beach. >> They're giving you money or they giving you food. You get whatever. You get to do some back flips. Okay. And then they give you choice. >> Would you rather go to a Chinese place? They're going to
10:53 work you harder. There's no labor laws, but you get to survive. Or would you rather be just out in a ████ Gaza? >> I'd be like, what are where are my friends going? If all my friends are going to China, I'm going to go with China. >> At least I get to hang out with my friends. >> So, it's like those are your three options. You go to like ████ war zone. >> Yeah, >> cuz that's basically what the ocean is. The open ocean is just straight up war zone. >> True. >> Two, captivity or three, death. >> Imagine >> choose. Imagine selling tickets to a playground where a bunch of kids are doing cartwheels and back flips and front flips and ████ >> They didn't choose though. >> Well, right. But but then imagine there are parents there or people probably who don't even have kids who are like this is abuse. This is ████ up. I can't believe this is exploitation. All this ████ Tell the kids that. They're all having a blast. I think if I put my if I
11:44 put my head in the as the beluga whale. Oh no, I'm going to China. I'm going to do a bunch of back flips all day. Give me a ████ break. >> Yeah, but same scenario, right? So you got a bunch of kids in a playground and then the kids like, "Okay, can I like go just chill now?" No. Play on that swing again. >> Yeah. >> Over and over. But that that's probably the best bet. >> That's probably sick. And no. What kid wants to leave a playground? Every single time you see a kid, >> what if like I want to go I want to go take a nap. No, no, no, no, no. Play. People are watching you play. >> Imagine every time you do something cool on a playground, your parents give you a bunch of goldfish. >> Okay, but what if they're no longer kids? Now they they they were doing that. and they were having a great time as kids. Now they're like 38. >> I guess the I guess the other I guess I guess out of those three options though, that's probably the best one. >> Captivity with your homies. That's what I would do. >> If everybody else is going there, I'm going to go there.
12:34 >> No, go cruising in the wilderness with the homies. That's the best one. If someone attacks one of your homie, all the other homies jump the other homie. You know what I'm saying? I think that's the best. Then you become strong. >> Yeah, but all your homies are like whack cuz they don't know how to fight. >> Yeah. Imagine you and all your homies are all >> Yeah, you grew up in the in you grew up in privilege, dude. These guys are like rich kids. >> 30 Beverly Hills ass thrown in ████ Compton. >> Now, what are you going to do? >> Yeah, they're all going to die. You're right. You're right. They're [laughter] all going to die. >> Keep them in captivity. Ship them to China. And by the way, they'll have even more toys than ever cuz China has hella cheap stuff. So, they'll have like tens and thousands of beach balls around them. All kinds of cool stuff. >> They're pretty cute though. >> You know, make them make them acquire or something. But yeah, >> we got to save these beluga whales, guys. >> Save the beluga whales. >> The deadline passed, right? >> Yeah. So, they euthanized them.
13:24 >> The deadline passed. The the uh Canadian government officially was like, "Hey, we're not taking care of this thing." >> So, they're just going to kill them all. >> So, so we're going to see what's going to happen. >> Oh, >> like maybe they just called their bluff >> if they're a man of their word or if they're a bunch of liars. Cuz if they lie, you can't trust anything they do. Now, >> do you know how you double down? >> How? You you go to the nozzle on the side of the tank and you you just start you open the spet and start letting the water drain out and you're like, "All right, this is what you guys wanted." >> And you see the blue whale like this >> and live stream it. >> Yeah. >> Hey, this is what you guys wanted. All right, government Canadian government. There you go. This is what this is what's happening right now. >> And live stream it. >> And then you're going to have Can Canadian SWAT >> I think where they ████ up with all of these things is we stopped doing shows. >> Yep. >> I love those shows, dude. Shammoo shows. Nobody wants to go to a ████ aquarium just to watch them swim around.
14:14 >> Yeah. I want to get splashed. >> Yeah. I want them to play with a beach ball and then I want the otter to come out and be the comedic relief. Love that part.
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