0:00 oh yeah at least you got ████ going up Steve I never know what I had to suffered through wait until you hear what I had to go through yeah I never got my dick sucked [Music] ████ bastards man and welcome back to another phenomenal ████ episode of the careful boys featuring our favorite careful girl Colleen oh wow favorite it was voted yeah oh so you wouldn't vote for me I didn't vote no that's right I voted against you you didn't vote against you and I ran a campaign he made posters he fundraised the field campaign yeah sell half his woofer all right anyways um Colleen would you like to share anything with
0:50 the classroom today yeah so we were talking about uh our upbringing and uh my upbringing was a little little strict I had my brother and I were both a part of a family that was a taught a lot of work ethic but to an extreme extent sometimes so uh one morning you know we go downstairs we have our breakfast and we look at the fridge and there's a list of chores you know maybe some typical ones like wash the dishes take out the trash walk the dog right well this particular day we had a we were escorted outside to our backyard where my dad was doing landscaping and he had like buckets like probably this size like at least like 20 of them for each of us of rocks
1:41 like these shaped Pawn rocks for landscaping they were all dirty he's like so you're he brought two stools sat him down we're in the sun with all these buckets he's like sorry guys I want you to wash the dirt off these rocks and then put them back in the ground [Music] okay so what they were the Rocks already on the ground no they were in the buckets so they were in the buckets dirty rocks in these buckets but they were were they originally in the the same dirt you're about to put them back in yeah I I didn't see that part they were already in the bucket stop asking questions okay so yeah they're just used rocks it's pretty handy they're already in the bucket so here's the thing he he's trying to like what I assumed that my dad was trying to do was that he was trying to make these rocks clean so they were presentable for the landscaping and it looked nice right
2:31 um my method would be just put the rocks in the dirt already dirty and just spray it off the hose oh okay yeah all right all right but you make a lot of mud everywhere maybe okay fine keep going shut them up so uh I don't know maybe it was like a Mr Miyagi moment uh that's what it sounds like or it could have been a cobra Kai moment shut the ████ up you're just saying like there's a day of different schools same same but different yeah so um my brother is a smart one he just shut up he didn't ask any questions he's like I'm gonna get this done super fast and then I'm gonna go outside and play with my friends I was just like I don't get it like we're putting the dirty rocks back in the dirt like it doesn't make any sense like just making a whole fuss about it and so my brother finishes in maybe an hour right ████ and my dad he's
3:21 he took my brother's last bucket of probably like 40 rocks and put it in front of me to teach me a lesson about like just not complaining about what you have to do yeah I was out there for like eight hours the Stone's going down like crying like washing these rocks putting them back in the dirt that's like child labor to a degree so anyways that was part of my upbringing your brother does the one bucket in an hour he takes you eight hours listen I was crying the majority of the time I was crying and arguing the majority of the time of having to do this how old were both of you you and your brother I don't know probably like 10 and 11 10 11. is he older he's a year older he's a year older is it normal to come downstairs and you just get a random chore like that absolutely so every day is random it's not like the usual like vacuum oh yeah there is like
4:12 the usual like clean the bathrooms take out the trash wash the dish but it was always written on the fridge yeah so like my brother Lance would be like Lance you have to do this clean your your jobs are this and you can't do anything that you want to do until this list is completed or there is like um pick a recipe for the family and cook the meal for everybody to teach us how to cook wow oh that sounds useless this sounds like a basic question but um I think from my perspective I think these guys will relate especially me if you complete your task of chores that is written on there you can do whatever you want I mean not like whatever you want but yeah if you want to go outside and play with your friends go play video games it's like that's your free time now you've completed your chores and your tasks so been down for that that would
5:04 have been such an easy Transaction what was yours like yeah I just feel like that's rational it's like you do this you receive this and I feel like transactionally yeah the structure to it there's organization even if it's unfair it's like uh there's a logic to it what's yours like ████ Wheel of Fortune and everyone is who knows where you're gonna get today I feel like sometimes my parents look at me like he's having too much fun make them do something you know it's like it's just like discipline when you've they just felt like it was necessary or let's say you do something you're always walking on eggshells yeah you do something and then you do it too fast why'd you do too fast there's something wrong with you do this too like you didn't do it well enough you did it fast it was never like a to B it was like if a then maybe B C D E and F and then if you hit F let me reconsider a to c you
5:55 know what I'm saying it's the way you did it too right that was always my ████ because if I told my maid to do something too quickly my parents were piss about it I love the idea that what you guys think that we went through versus you I'm just saying her we're sitting here listening okay I thought we were on the same team everyone grew up in America by the way I said well I'll be a careful girl Colleen as usual ████ idiot she's a guest you're a co-host can't we just be on the same side I'm on your side but like my god dude ridiculous accusation this chick's just trying to ████ say yeah my dad made me wash some rocks he was like that's pretty tight I would love to watch I would have loved to watch The Rocks if only but I had to
6:46 ████ get hit with sticks instead yeah right [Laughter] Amazing by the way that happened to me too my parents were like oh you're hanging out at home too much yeah guess what this is what happened to my parents did this ████ to me like your parents are like you're hanging at home too much go outside and play no my mom would take off my pants and blow me because she's just like you're bored oh we should I should probably suck on your dick the life like the life that you think I had is ████ amazing oh yeah at least you got blow jobs going up Steve I never know what I had to suffered through yeah
7:36 I never got my dick sucked yeah yeah to this day to me I had to learn more like getting my dick versus from my mom was like versus my girlfriend like this weird difference yeah give me a break you got problems man guys I swear to God like ████ Bart tell me about oh yeah did you get those Chinese Christmas cookies I'm like are you just talking about ████ those little cookies in a tin that everyone gets at the grocery store everybody and Bart's like it's a ████ Asian thing I'm like the Danish one exactly they're dangerous they're not Chinese you called them Chinese cookies you're the one who calls them Chinese cookies well I only know what the Chinese people give the Danish ones away the Danish ones it's an Asian thing the balloon exactly dude yeah it's the best I ████ love this room God damn it the
8:28 Asian cookies no dude my parents they're like dude if if you're bored if you ever say you're bored in the house you're gonna go work in the yard you're actually gonna go do a bunch of ████ Landscapes you guys had a yard oh God here we go there's no way you have a yard because you're dancing you could move around I wish we had dirt and water hey I wish I could have moved around but there's no floor there's no floor because you know how valuable floor is yeah did they ever take those rocks and actually use them that's the worst part of it they sat there for ████ weeks and they got dirty again no no purpose oh other than to teach I honestly think it was like my dad either teaching us a lesson or just
9:19 completely trolling us I'm gonna get these kids today but your dad is subscribed so let's just see what was the lesson you learned and he passed he subscribed in the afterlife what was the lesson that you learned just in case oh is he not dead no he is oh he is but did he click the Bell first yeah as he was passing oh ████ uh I was I didn't even know what I asked anyone have you ever like have you ever asked him about that like later in life like about that situation he's dead Nick before before jeez man later in life but not too later in life well you know I think my dad was like a low-key troll like I think he did things for his own humor and then played it off like it was
10:09 some strategic and philosophical thing that is pretty funny it is funnier that's parents dude wait did your mom really blow you uh well it everyone was fighting for it right what do you mean wait obviously all my aunts and like everybody like they're always trying to give me the best time ever everyone's fighting for it everyone's fighting to blow you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it wasn't just my mom like it was like my aunt's like my uncles everybody's just trying to ████ blow me and like it would be a great time because I'm white you know I'm white in America so you just get blown every day you wake up you get deep throat blowies from all your siblings and all your relatives and it's like so tight and like you just ████ all you can do is like this basically you go like that and you go like that look at the video dude just turn it off
11:01 what else are we gonna talk about dude when you know you know by the way the back of your mole is better to be filed off I felt some ████ in my life let's cut let's confirm this with an unbiased perspective Tyler what's up and has your mom ever blown you when you woke up hey look at us hey let's go let's see dude being white in America is all about the Deep Throat go in the middle between them between us it's like oh hi Mama how much tequila have you guys had how much tequila have you guys
11:51 thank you Tyler appreciate it you're welcome [Music]
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