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Off The Record: Is It Okay to Make a Deep Fake of My Own Girlfriend?

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0:00 if it's really weird like I put her face on like ET or something then she'll be like I guess cuz that's I can't really I can't be the dumbest man welcome back to careful boys we are indeed careful boys and we are also afraid of everything check out the merch very afraid so oh wow I have a question for you guys and I I want us to take this topic very seriously okay is making deep fakes of our own chicks messed up or is that completely legitimate I hav't even thought about that wait we're the ones making it we oh we making about our CHS you just I just have a new idea thanks to you dude I'll try it out for personal profit I thought it was personal person what's your idea what's your idea oh

0:51 personal enjoyment so you just want to see other dudes ramming your girl what no not for sex but it can be I was thinking about putting Han on Trump and make her do Trump speeches oh that's really good that's really good consider a I was thinking about having like Nikki hugging me and telling me I did a good job and [Laughter] stuff but I like the sex idea def work in a sense I think so is there a website where I could do going to hug you no no no so no so Nikki was actually sending me some AI ████ that she was ████ with last night and this is where I got this idea cuz she was sending me like so she has she has um a story about how um she got rejected by a cheerleader group when she was like in high school it's a real story a real story and she was basically like if not for that I could have been like one of those cheer girls

1:42 but she's she's like instead I like withdrew and became like a internet weirdo because they rejected me and I was like I'm never going to ████ do anything social again basically for a couple years right so then she sent me these AI pictures randomly last night after she told me the story at like 2:00 before I got on an airplane 7:00 later she's like sending me these AI photos of her as a cheerleader and I was like this is kind of tight I'm got into this and it's a above board cuz that is technically my wife yeah yeah so what if I but she she aied herself she aied herself you didn't AI her I didn't AI her but not yet but now that I have the little cranking around here but if you do it are you going to show her or are you doing it because you I don't know it just depends on what I make what do you think you would make like what are some top options ████ why her getting ████ by Godzilla you know are you a big Godzilla

2:33 fan love Godzilla I like how big he is I love his tail some of those like AI like like you know how they did the um if the the like the if friends was Asian and then they they had an Asian cast or like if if it was like Samurai but it was like black samurai and then they were all like or like rappers that were samurai or whatever and then I'm like that's real cool but I kind of sometimes wish what I would look like I wonder what I would look like in different cultures but then later I was like oh what that that just looks that just kind of like blackf facing myself so I'm scared to get can but is AI doing it but I feel like there's somebody there's an African Joe out there somewhere for sure there is was it I mean are you just going straight to Africa though I mean you could no I want

3:24 to do all kinds that's what I'm saying that's the one everybody wants to see a few other cultures Brian's about to do right now Ryan sitting here hearing about what you're thinking do a Shakespeare and Joe what does the Shakespeare and Joe look like I want to do Renae every culture Joe because our fans sends us a bunch of doppelgangers that s███'s always like hilarious and I'm like what would that look like yeah dude Joe is black Godzilla what about black Godzilla African Godzilla hip hop Godzilla system just crashes hip-hop Godzilla Ryan you made you made smack do some stuff huh you sick ████ no but I I think for fun uh I mean it's fun to do that I haven't sexually done it yet yet big keyw there there has to be like there's this like there's this picture of her holding this little stuffed animal and I was like oh what

4:15 would that look like as a like Never Ending Story like fantas like fantasy that's pretty cool that's really good what app is that mid Journey mid journey is like the best yeah it's like one of the best AI what does it do what does mid Journey do do you have to pay for it you just l tell it what you want it to make that's it saw I saw somebody take their own picture and then um they were like working out or something and they took that picture and they were like put me in a business outfit like a professional business outfit and I was like and they showed it and it looked really ████ it looked so real you want to do that business yeah can we do business yeah yeah I want to look Prof professional oh did you see the one that everybody was like uh Organized Crime Boss look that was really sick yeah what's with everyone in like School everyone's been posting the yearbook the yearbook oh there's a '90s one so Nikki showed me some yearbook ones too the

5:06 '90s think about that I liked it I liked it quite a bit started beating it instantly but the thing is we already have '90s pictures so why are we making '90s AI pictures because a lot of them weren't born in the '90s most of them are in boxes and our parents addicts and ████ and you get to play the characters you never were like you could be the Key Club guy you could be the choir guy soccer player guy and I do still think most of the people are posting it weren't alive in the 9s like this guy could be the nonsex guy what would that have been like oh it would be a picture of me not impossible wait what's it called because I looked at Mid Journey but I can't find it on the app store called mour it's not on the App Store you got to use it through Discord is like the main place there's a lot of fake mid Journeys out there this like trying do crypto it's like you have to go on the so road to download mid Journey it's like it works through a Discord server yeah it's like

5:56 uh it's kind of a pain in the ass to use but it costs like I think the lowest is like $90 a a year I believe you know some crazy ████ huh ████ but really easy go $90 a year no no no the what the what he's saying what he's doing is really easy it's like typing sentences it's super like kids are doing this ████ you got to be ████ in some Discord ████ dark web room no Bart discord's just a chat place it just looks weird you know you have one right I know on the JK Pat and can you quickly make them like right now yeah would you be able to do like but but it's like it's all ████ up cuz it gives you what it does it gives you variations and then you tell it what's closer and then it works off of that and it just keeps like getting closer can you just like put like Joe on Bart's body for fun oh that'd be fun I mean that I think you could just use a regular app for that you could just do Photoshop Photoshop that easily actually yeah easy you could

6:47 just use face app for that okay let's get back to the ████ topic what's the topic what's the topic it's making deep fakes of our own chicks messed up or is that completely legitimate I think it's all context I think if you make it because you think it's funny so you can show your chick I think that's totally fine okay let's do the inappropriate one which one is more inappropriate okay your wife's body with someone else's face or someone your wife's face on someone else's body that's well whose body again if I put her on body that's funny that's I think L lose to make you horny that's wrong always to jackma I think I'll ████ get horned like a bars body all day it's the same dilemma is it yeah cuz you the way you're you're jerking about your wife on someone else's body yeah that's tough that's that's aough you're going to get in trouble is that the crime that's the

7:38 that's what you're going down is that the crime but I think if she caught me looking at a photo of her on a fat person's body to jerk off it would be less offensive if she if she caught me with her body and someone else's face I think that that's much more someone else yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean really though I think so if if she took a photo of somebody else and put it on my body and I was like no I was jerking off to you but it was clearly somebody else's face I be like that's someone else's face is weird someone else's face but if it's me on a buffer body I I would feel insecure about myself but I would understand what if she caught you jerking off to a picture of her face on her body but it said Sarah so it's just a different name a word a different name that's that's ████ up that's pretty yeah I don't know what that's kind of tough you always impress me with what the ████

8:30 that looks nothing like me let me see yeah of course it doesn't that's Bart's like what if you're jacking off a totally different chick and then it says Nina on top that looks like simu and I just took a picture of him and I said make him look more like a superhero that looks like simu and Bart had a baby technically simu is a turn you a SE that looks like someone I've seen at like the ████ Asian-American Film Festival all right hey this guy's kind of hot though Joe what's up he looks like a generic China man if you told me this guy was like next week's guest I would believe you next week's guest and he's like a fitness instructor he told me that that was Joe's older brother I'd be like oh ████ the Jitsu was n I'm the better looking one you got all the good

9:20 jeans all right uh scenario two okay okay uh your why okay AI Style m ████ deep fake your wife's face which will be worse though if she caught you jacking off to I don't know like H Berry's body or lizz's body whoa well and Nikki's fa is on both yeah it's both Nikki's face but then one is like you know I think the the lizo one would would require a conversation yeah that's what I'm saying yeah like a longer Joe's like no matter what they've got to have some sort of African element to it though all right ████ how about this Adele 20 2010 versus

10:12 Adele now fat but still I think that the Adele 2010 would still require some sort of conversation what about this what about gab c c gab Cay who's that you guys all know precious she was in Precious uh never mind I don't no okay because both are what's the actual crime because both are achievable bodies both are achievable bodies for her but then one will make her less insecure let's make this let's make this simpler yes is it messed up to make deep fixes of your own chick no because you own her now you pay for it that's what I think so you can do whatever the ████ you want with that copyrighted image you bought the likeness yeah rights reserved All rights resered when you're married you're good bro if you if you publicly share it then

11:02 do you owe her the pay-per-view buys I completely agree with that yeah you need to share it with consent yeah yeah you can't do that that's very true yeah that's true your own personal fun yeah cuz if you make naughty videos at home and then you just share her ████ with other people without her consent that's not Co yeah that's not cool not cool but if you're both making money from it and if it was agreed upon because you guys were PornHub creators okay how about this you take 70 % of her face likeness through AI you attach it to a completely different body you create an only fans account and you give her 30% of the money Sophia varara this time 30% Sophia vagara sure because pretty good I'm going to stop saying black people because you're you're you're painting me out to be only black people I think it's pretty inclusive actually sop Sophia vagaro is part of black though damn it

11:52 she's mostly African significantly African he's African I think I thought she was she could have been like like a Caribbean Latina Caribbean Latina I think the conversation I would have with Gio would be it was more so based off of what the actual deep fake is so like let's say if I put her in like uh she's like a basketball coach she'd be like that's so doable like if you wanted a role play like that why don't you just talk to me is that doable really yeah like if it's like a very doable thing like she'll be like she was like wait you have to go through all these things to like jack off to me as an NBA basketball yeah where I could just went to like Salvation Army and bought some clothes and we just role play like you know what I mean would she actually do that for

12:42 you like if without without laughing and making a mocker would she wear like the suit like like a basketball coach would she'd run up and down a basketball court with her and you guys fight being mad like having clipboard be ████ on the basketball court losing her voice so she's yelling at you all r yeah I think all of that would be cool she keeps making bad calls and you guys fight and then make out at that moment but the basketball court if it's really weird like I put her face on like ET or something then she'll be like I guess cuz that's I can't really I can't the dumbest man in a world where she's uh role playing as the coach who what's your role I'm a player he's a he's a water boy I play for the Sparks yeah and she keeps

13:32 blowing the whistle on them he goes man what's your ████ problem and then they fight in the middle of the court and start making out you're role playing as a WNBA player I don't know D maybe you're a bench WNBA player and you got to get your way back on the start and we've always had this coach player tension yeah yeah yeah wow she doesn't want to give you favoritism that's why she's putting you on the bench yeah even though I'm the star player my stats I need my spot coach you guys are watching film together and you guys got a the star NBA WNBA player it's like I want you to ████ stay after in the locker room help clean up because you suck and then you guys are just she's teach you how to post up oh oh ████ oh and then the ball the ball rolls away but we're still in this position oh that's good she calls you bartha AR you get off me man the role play's over no then let see how this is kind of hot yeah what happens next this is the only time I've

14:22 watched WNBA and liked it Mark can't reach the rim dude GI are playing the roles he definitely can't reach the room no dude no ████ way that's why it's called the room job okay so now that was innocent enough it's a basketball coach and all ████ what if you do some ████ up ████ like some ████ devil demon ████ what would be some weird your chick's getting Gio's head gargoyle's body dude dude Gio getting ████ by Diablo from Diablo 2 yeah Diablo 2 that would probably be a conversation she like what the ████ how Drago's menur body Gio's head or if it's like nad's body in Gio's head she probably like Kink sham me you like that ████ she's yucking your yum don't yeah don't yuck my yum she's yucking all your ████ up those are my

15:12 yummies damn it would suck to get caught doing something like that dude getting caught jerking off it probably be like really bad huh it's already bad that's already bad yeah I think just getting caught jerking off in general is that would be the conv you know what's funny do you feel like there women are always going to be like yo like what do you got jerk off for like I'm here but then anytime you ask for it and stuff like that it's not available the same way jerking off they fronting bro yeah they're fronting until they understand that then they're like which is why which is why I think in your scenario if Gio had the option to be like oh you want me in a ████ referee you like why wouldn't you I would have done that I think that's different because she saw the AI so she saw how ████ serious like after the fact yeah but if you were like hey I kind of want you to do this I don't know if it would immediately be like yeah let me go do it cuz I'm down I think you really have to convince them that you're down just as this convinces

16:03 that you're ████ down no I think well because me and her had hella ecstasy conversations so we know know each other now oh wow I mean so we have like more of the story I need more ecstasy me too it's fun doing it with your pal it's like you're hanging out with your pal I want to do that it's fun doing it with your coach I mean pal WBA coach Camp C I mean Gio yeah have you guys ever has your lady ever like approached you like in the mood she want to have sex with you but you're like oh I just don't want sometimes I've had those days where I'm about to fall asleep and I'm like I'll try and then before I stick it in I'm for real that just happened to me on Monday if dude if I drift off and fall asleep I am not in the mood after it's out doesn't matter yeah it's hard what's the reaction afterwards what what is the repercussions do they give you ████ I just had to do it the next night

16:53 and not wear my Bon shirt oh that's not fair you know that's pretty Petty I felt like I used to ████ no matter what the weather was but then Hawaii is a different level of hot that I didn't realize I'd be like this is so ████ hot our bellies are going to stick I'm not used to I'm okay with dry hot but like humid hot I'm just and we don't have AC so I was like that's a big Rin check on the sex I need AC and the cut the ████ cuddling is like this bro get away from me don't T like I have no blankets on we're this is the we're touching pinkies no AC I'll never ████ again I don't care I'll never have sex ever no AC is no good yeah the older I get the more bougie I am yeah but back in the day though man I could be in a volcano and I'm like yo I'll ████ 2 minutes in I bust and I'm like

17:45 yo yo and like why am I in a volcano this is weird 2 minutes to 30 seconds later though why that could be a 200° sauna post nut Clarity you're like man we climbed into a Volcan can't to ████ that was crazy we're nuts Anthony what would you have nah doing you sick ████ hey isn't the time over I'll probably do like a I don't know NBA coach that's Ste my idea who whoa whoa dude don't King Shame me yours is WNBA don't King Shame me I'm not just genders you're just copying me like I feel like you're King shaming me right now can we please stop so Nina's the first um woman who makes it to to the NBA and then you're coaching her is that it o that's that's dope oh she's a heckling fan behind me talking ████ on my coaching patterns oh ████ she's a fan

18:37 I see your clipboard the giant the giant fingers ████ you're at the free throw line you're at the free throw line she still keep it on Anthony so that's her deep F you're going to make she's a fan holding a big signs up guys time out big one big one finger that's going to go up your ass later she got two sodas that she's sucking on CU people still do that that's cool and it says Duff beer on them that's so innocent do people still do those the two beers with the straw yeah [Music]

19:27 sure

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