0:00 I don't know why I'm picturing Rocky punching the meat in the freezer oh no but it's a woman now she's going ow ow well she's Frozen so it hurts you're going out like that [Music] anybody here like Arby's I actually like it it's the unsung hero of fast food beef sandwiches and the macros are actually pretty decent two to one uh protein and fat ratio nice I like I like the cheddar though then you're in trouble cheddar oh you gotta stick to the boat the turkey sandwich is a freaking surprise really good sandwich it's just a regular turkey sandwich but I have Ranch in it it's fantastic boring all right so out in Louisiana this sock them so hard yeah what's the thing don't make me punch him punch him in the shoulder
0:50 oh he does this Ron hits ████ hard too yeah I would assume so no but like for his weight extraordinarily hard I would almost put money on that Ron probably hits way harder than I do should we test you I'll punch you in one arm and then run punch in the other one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let's test it guys no in Louisiana this is Arby's right left Louisiana right Louisiana what does that mean left or right I think he means North or South yeah yeah yeah up or down the police there actually found a woman's body in the walk-in freezer at the Arby's restaurant police said the woman was an employee of the Arby's restaurant oh Liberia that's pretty sad man that's ████ I don't know why I'm picturing Rocky punching the meat in the freezer oh no but it's a woman now she's going ow ow well she's
1:40 Frozen she's so it hurts you're going out like that out yeah so conditioning yeah so they're investigating these suspicious death after body was found in walk-in freezer um and I think the the another employee discovered that female deceased in that cool damn that sucks yeah so there's really not much to this right now um even though the death is suspicious Foul Play is not expected and it may have been an accident huh when the cops walk in do they still yell yeah like she went inside and she got locked in like that but they but that doesn't happen anymore like really you just don't walk you can open from the inside out maybe it didn't update their freezer it's Louisiana though maybe they're not maybe not yeah left Louisiana or right yeah North yeah that's a that's a way to go huh yeah terrible way to go now ████ this article
2:32 why does that die slowly like do you just pass out because there's lack of oxygen you're not gonna die from freezing first I think it's from the freezing yeah Leonardo DiCaprio yeah it was like it's floating to the bottom those two VHS tapes yeah but everybody else was already dead he was just super you know what I mean like if it was a freezer so it's like sub 32 degrees how fast how long does it take to die in a freezer it does take I think I don't think too long I think like half a day maybe depends on maybe your body mass too less than half a day for sure have you ever you know the uh the Costco section where you get produce it's so cold it's cold oh it's so close it's so cold like try to be in the fridge in an hour you know what I mean that one has oxygen I I was thinking she was dying from Suffocation before oh yeah man dude yeah
3:23 I hope she slipped hit her head knocked out and done this says uh when I Google it how long can a human survive in a home freezer it would take about four hours to suffocate should slow your metabolism and extend the period due to lower oxygen uses oh so that takes even longer so it just hurts more for a longer period of time you're probably fraught by all that ████ right I also hear that like people think that it it gets extra cold but it actually gets hot like the burn the burning sensor freezer burn because it's so cold right oh yeah it's like taking an ice bath I'm such a ████ when it comes to ice bath ice baths it's so cold dude you want to know a crazy ass story that I just remember that happened to my ex's brother or uh he no this is a different one he he lives in Colorado and he got in a fight with a bouncer at
4:14 a club and then the bouncers took him to the back alley and they beat his ass right and one of them hit him on the head with a flashlight oh my God and it basically like um knocked him out and he knocked out in the snow he like ran away and knocked out in the snow and because he passed out in the ice it saved his life because this he got a brain hemorrhage and it didn't swell oh wow kept the swelling down yeah very nice so by the time like they found him they were able to save him because of that wow and he sued that club and that dude never has to work again wow that's a crazy crazy the Mystic story yeah but it was it's all thanks to the fact that it snowed that night if it didn't he'd be dead damn that's ████ crazy yeah why'd you say dead like that he'd be good that's a Denver kind of dead sounds like
5:06 Mike's long story that happened to Mike remember I think he might have been living with you at the time he's performing that Blues on the show and then there was like a moment where he was like jumping off the stairs in like the back area but there was like a low hitting bar and he like jumped off of it and hit the ████ out of this bar on top so he was like running around backstage I think he's supposed to perform with like culture shock or some ████ he's like running around there's like blood down his face oh my God eventually goes home this is when uh he was still living in that college house I think it was Darnell who was the one who ended up being like coming home you know not in the dancing seeing Mike in his bed and like yo man how's your day he's like dude ████ was crazy man I ████ was at this show and then I dropped it hit my head blah blah Darnell was like but let me see and he looks at him Mike all he did was put like towels on it or like a handkerchief or something but he like opened it up and it was like full-on bloody bleeding like contusion like in his head he's like dude you got
5:57 to go to the doctor so that he forced him to go to urgent care at that moment it's late at night and the same thing the doctor was like you would have bled out if you went to sleep Darnell saved his life I feel like with any type of head injury you gotta take that seriously especially if there's that much blood the fact that he didn't go immediately but like people sometimes aren't aware like maybe you can like uh manage the pain but you don't think about what happens when you sleep true yeah that's true that just happened to my dad-in-law like I don't know why everything's been happening in the past few weeks but uh he thought he had a stroke like I think two or three weeks ago he went to the hospital um but he had it like the night before he's like almost he's just brushing his teeth and he fell to the floor and his legs didn't work so we had to crawl back to his bed but he's like uh I'm just gonna sleep it off yeah old school he slept it off and then
6:47 he called he's like hey son I'm like what's up Dad what's going on he's like hey I think I got a stroke I was like right now he's like no last night he's like what he's like I'm gonna call the I'm gonna call the ambulance I'm like yeah call him right now and then they took him the ambulance and then ran a bunch of tests and stuff like that did he have a stroke he ended up getting vertigo yeah better than the stroke and then so now he's on medication and he's not allowed to drive for Wow vertigo can make your legs not work dude Virgo's ████ up yes apparently there's crystals in your ear that mess with your equilibrium and they make it so you can't see your stand straight or something yeah it's like the depth perception I think dudes are done though because I remember you know when we still have the other JK office I used to it was routine for me to like work out and then shower there because I had we had showers there and one day I had like the most excruciating pain I've ever felt like in my side where I just
7:37 collapse on the floor and it was I was like oh what the ████ and it felt like um you know when you get kicked in the nuts like the pain is there and you can't make it go away no matter what it felt like that and it felt like I was about to be in tears and then I'm like oh ████ I'm just gonna die you know because I was by myself my mom's gonna ████ die here and then and then it went it went away he's so accepting yeah and then this is it I finished my shower and I just I just went on with the day I didn't tell anybody I probably should have just like gone to the doctor or whatever but yeah it goes away and you're like oh good okay this is way better did you ever figure out what it was no no I don't know what it could be like ████ kidney stones or something but maybe yeah maybe you just rapidly passed the stone what do you think maybe you just passed a stone like is that how that works yeah it could be is the kidneys even on this side because it could take
8:28 forever or it could just like there's two right yeah I don't even know but it hurt like crazy it was like he's like the one thing that usually they think it might be is your appendix but if it didn't if it bursts you would be dead it was the craziest pit at first in my adult life died from a penis oh that's the craziest yeah pretty common I think oh Smith yeah and I just was like afterwards I was like okay that's cool dude that's that's crazy to go from you really are accepting that this is oh and then the other one and crazy uh remember I was training for the marathon yeah so um we all were I think I think we all were actually I actually think I got robbed though so in one of the training sessions so I'm on Tuesdays and Thursdays uh I would drive to the office to write with Steve and Joe and I remember um to make it we always meet at nine but the Those runs were still starting
9:19 longer and longer they're like seven miles nine eleven thirteen whatever so pretty soon like in order to make it to the office at nine I have to wake up at three or four in the morning to run four hours before I shower or whatever and I remember one time I was gonna rush I was like oh I've been running faster today so I was running like way faster than my normal pace and I'm driving down on the 605 and I just start breaking out and sweats and I had a ████ fever and then I thought my my calf cramping and then it was scary because I would press on the accelerator I'm like oh ████ so I'm like I'm trying to like oh ████ I'm like let me move my leg to the side and then ████ drive with my left foot now and then and then I like pulled over and I'm like oh well this is ████ crazy and I was sitting in that truck the car and I was just sweating and then I'm like this is it this is how I go oh I think okay I think I went away
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