0:00 thank you [Music] so you guys know how when Federal officials take office they swear on like a Bible or like maybe a Quran keep some honest it keeps them honest sort of the Torah or whatever the religious the belief is Right black Court um pamphlet yeah if I go to yeah if I go to court they're like all right you could you probably tell the truth and I'm like man only on a Playboy whose titties are my hand gonna be on a 1995 issue of Pamela Anderson's first debut and then Nicole Smith that's a good pick I would put it on the the sports Almanac from Back to the Future too that's sick remember when you go back in time you can't can't bet on the almanac can't lose what would you do it on
0:51 um what this guy did so he he is a congressman he's taken the the oath on a million dollar Superman comic oh actually Comics number one holy ████ well this one's not actually Comics number one oh this is the first Superman single issue after it was actually yeah Superman exactly like his Superman number one not Action Comics number one first appearance of Superman which is worth significantly more money wow like this is worth one million dollars I think it's I think it's worth five million yeah that's a lot too dude I think it's worth five million dollars but action conference number one is worth like ████ it's like the the most popular oh wow right you like swear on that I think well he he uh he is he got this one on apple pie so I could put my hand inside and then go oh that's a good idea it better be warm though oh my God see
1:42 that's even better than mine I want to swear on a marionette so I can control that to swear on a Mini Bible a condom that's cool yeah because I'm not really swearing it's true so he got the comic from the Library of Congress yeah you're smarter than this part you know that I don't know what you're saying and nobody cares like this but he got it from the library Congress and um he got the comic book from Library of Congress yeah Library Congress has like a ████ ton of books they like preserved I don't know they got all that cool ████ but you can't normally just like look at it right it's like not that's not that kind of like I don't know I don't know how it works it's not that kind of like you gotta do the white glove stuff like you know how when you gotta do the historical at artifact ████ you gotta be like I'm a special person that deserves to see this and you schedule some ████ and they take you to a ball Wish Foundation and then they they bring like a book out and then
2:33 they like they like they ████ turn the pages and then you have to wear gloves and ████ you seen that yeah I've seen it I've seen two you see it with like tongues you turn the pages like tongue yeah you gotta use Tom you know how like like um you get Chopsticks and ████ you get a whole lobster the lobster does it a bunch of presidents swore in on the Bible that Abe Lincoln used so they do the same ████ right they take it from the Library of Congress and then they put their hand on it that's pretty dope yeah because you don't technically have to swear on anything right it's just they choose to do that I have no actual idea so like I don't think I'll keep the respect uh you don't have to swear on anything at all really you just have to you just have to swear Bible is a default if you don't click anything else you don't select the Superman you can choose other things to swear on but what the atheists use nothing you don't have to do it probably the apple pie thing
3:24 why did the picture of the Spaghetti Monster truck yeah they're like we didn't have a pie with atheists today of course like we need another apple pie it's the Marine calendars that's not ASMR yeah yeah you gotta Mash your hand in it anyone else so I was with the Buddy recently and I was pretty proud because I started this like little tiny little teeny tiny little comic book collection after Luna died after Luna died I was like I need to collect something that maybe will preserve its value that'd be kind of crazy and then I was like what could that be and I was like oh well I always like comic books right so I started this little comic book collection right what was the first one you got chicken um okay my favorite one so far is I got it's such a small Flex Batman number one oh for real I don't
4:16 know that's like ████ what million dollars you'd be saying that every day yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I wouldn't be wearing it on a chance laminated no I got um I got this Spider-Man once like the first appearance of uh uh Spider-Man 2099. oh that's pretty tired I got the Spider-Man's wedding comic here I don't want to go dig it's right here so I was telling my butt about this right because he is going through a medical thing right now um and I was at his place and he like can't really go anywhere or whatever for a while and then I was like yeah dude so come back let's get a bunch of cool Spider-Mans and ████ he's like oh you got a bunch of cool Spider-Mans that's cool he's like let's go upstairs with me all right so I go upstairs and he takes me into his bedroom and he takes his dick out yeah
5:11 so he opens his closet and the closet is just ████ comic book boxes oh ████ and it's all Spider-Man all of it whoa and he pulls out Amazing Fantasy number 15 which is Spider-Man number one first is that the one with the Fantastic Four like flying around yeah the first spider how much is that worth ████ a lot like but it's kind of his his version 17.50 right it's kind of like his wife it's a beast is it graded is it gonna see it on eBay can you see it on eBay like it's for sale on eBay yeah I'll show you you want to see it they're like 50 Grand though beat like that um it can be really not like that when it's when it's beat when it's beat it's like the mark the what's it called it's so wide what it could be worth It's like because it's
6:01 like every bunch of person with like there's this place called cgc right and that's like the comic grading like are they appraising stuff yeah now there's a lot of controversy with it if you're real ████ into this ████ is cgc a physical place or you gotta like they do it online you gotta send it in you have to send it in you have to like board it and send it in like in a certain way depending on how much you pay you get it back but this is Amazing Fantasy and I actually held this in my ████ head oh that's not the one I was thinking damn oh uh no this is oh yeah this one doesn't have the Fantastic Four does it is that food dangling by his weiner but he had that one too he had that one too 12 cents it came out yeah dude so this thing yeah it came out I'm gonna grab my Spiderman go get it all right you guys keep talking I want to show you guys history okay Joe okay we're gonna shut the video yeah can do your thing you can't do what you do best baby kids
6:51 like your time [Music] Joe's gonna come back we're in a deep story Somebody's Crying it's like the deepest moment in JK history so I can't find it God damn it it's back by itself by the way has anyone ever done this before they like did something cool has anyone ever done this as a kid when you're hacking yeah yeah I do that and then I go wait this doesn't really stretch me out like why did I do this I do this to pop my Knuckles sometimes it hurts my time right before I'm beating it up you look like an idiot it's like a virgin okay so yeah so he pulls out you know and no matter what I said that I had he pulled it out and it's better condition he's just pants me the whole time it is incredible but I'm like at least I'm not dealing with your medical
7:41 condition what do you say he had nothing to say after that right nothing to say how do you think about this white beat so like how do you go about acquiring the stuff for your collection like where do you just like I just went through eBay because it was like yeah easy mode but like um oh I actually went to a couple local spots the local comic shops in Vegas too if you do you remember Frank and Sons yeah what's that I only got frankincense like so it's like a it's a basically a giant looks like a giant Costco of nothing but like collectible boots it looks like that should only be there a day but it's their own kid you would just nut in there for like three hours you'd be like I can't wait to go to Frankensteins you carpool with your buddies and stuff like that you're just lost right if you ever want to go my friend can't find it someone give them 20 bucks I don't want to spend too much time I couldn't find it is it in Cali dude you got like yeah it's like in the 66 yeah it's like uh his buddy owns a Spider-Man
8:32 Booth he owns the Spiderman it's called that Spider-Man booth and it's all Spider-Man stuff at frankincense you guys ever been in like flea markets and like sometimes they have like these old tables where they just have uh they just sell old comic books do you think you'd ever find some good ████ there absolutely yeah I'll tell you what that's what Comic-Con was I went to a vintage store to help a friend buy some desks right and then uh because they wanted like some like real mid-century modern ████ not like the mid-century ████ not mid-century modern and then there's a section it was like it was five bucks for every bundle of like basketball cards like this much WoW like five bucks I was like I'll just get a couple and then I looked through it there's a bunch of like original all deadlift shrimps uh Shaquille O'Neal like rookie cards checked it all on eBay and it wasn't working but um some of them were it
9:22 arranged some of them I was like oh ████ I did like one of them like Michael Jordan card was like 1700. what and then you have it and I checked this homie Scottie Pippen and he was like what 12 cents yeah well that's basically their entire relationship I know wait are we gonna gloss over the fact that you bought for five dollars you got all that ████ and one one of them's worth 1700 yeah I checked it when David was at my house I was like oh I got basketball we're just talking about basketball cards and we checked it together it doesn't matter because Bart spent 700 on ████ Postmates in a week great stuff she's gonna have a heart attack this guy's ████ budget is crazy what is this fun bow way but he's like oh Jeff I'm out he's looking he's like oh I should have ordered Japan is it too late no it's too
10:13 late now too late he's still eating footage she's busy can did you order lunch yet you already deleted the orders he said no he said we can do it how many of you guys want to jump out well we're gonna add it to the menu what are you trying to get every time how many of you guys want one get one it's a dessert one for each table one free stuff I don't know no one ████ knows it's like hollow hollow I used to have like three different jellies three or four three or four three four [Music]
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