0:00 [Music] all right this one's gonna be pretty interesting are you ready there's a man from bart can you pronounce hi long jang province china i have to see how it's spelled uh h-e-i-l-o-n-g-g hi long jiang maybe oh sick that's good and kind of funny so he buys he buys three jars of snake wine believing that the drink could help cure his son who has been suffering from a chronic illness so he then he he opens the jars and he left them untouched for a year so they could have enough medicinal properties he believed that if you left them alone that the liquids with the the snakes inside of it and all kinds of ████ going on he opened it and then left it there he's like fermenting it so then
0:50 after a year long of marination the man claims he decided to finally um take the bot take the so he he unsealed him but then he decided to take the the cork off of him right uh and administer the traditional chinese medicine only to find that all three of the venomous steaks came back to life before one of them bit him how's that even whoa were they hibernating all three of them they were hibernating so that medicine does work though on the snakes yeah it works on the snake that means that they stuck a live snake in that ████ jaw which they usually do do that oh really i didn't know yeah but if you're gonna it's gonna drown like that's like a bee in the freezer huh like you put in the freezer and they take them out three months later and go you put bees in the freezer i don't know i've heard people experimenting all right people put bees in the freezer and
1:40 they kind of chill out for a little bit and then you take them out then they can yeah i could understand this on some like cockroach ████ or some other stuff like that but like when you put like a snake into wine you put b in the freezer bar what the ████ going on i didn't do it it's a jk news article i think it was flies or something it's hot tea we brought right now for the snake right doesn't have to ████ breathe that's a whole year of being an alcohol or is it like a hibernating ass like thing like you know like makes your ████ weird dude oh yeah that's why they're like devil's creature they can hibernate but that's the devil the ████ devil or cold-blooded right so they may be like their heart rate slows down to one beat a week or so that's probably exactly what it is traditional chinese medicine
2:30 practitioners believe that snake wine contains several health benefits and can be a cure for rheumatism arthritis and the flu the drink is often prepared by fitting a snake inside a jar of alcohol which is what happened here usually it's rice wine and leaving it there to marinate for months a cure some experts say that what happened to the father is not entirely strange and snakes can supposedly live inside of a jar of alcohol for 12 months without dying especially if the lid is slightly open for the air to enter wow how come it didn't just slide out uh bro it was still it was still closed right it was just it wasn't completely sealed it wasn't air tight yeah exactly so so it didn't suffocate so according to a a herpetologist and don't ask me what that is i don't ████ know he yeah he knows what herpes is apparently he says that what happened is biologically impossible no sick no snake can ever survive
3:20 submerged in any kind of liquid in a bottle for more than an hour so maximum but obviously he doesn't believe in eastern medicine anyway so ████ but do you think he was trying to bust a con and then he's like oh your snakes bit me now i need oh yeah is there any kind of after a year that's an interesting con but it happened too like it actually happened he actually has a snake bite like snake did he get bit by all three of them he's like well at least i could try this one i'll goddamn or at least i could try this one oh ████ [Laughter] what if you just got another snake had that one bite you and then you go hey you're snakes man that ████ was a lot and just dip it in the wine once for the essence they match the fang shape to them i know right they id the snake you guys seen this stuff in like ████ asian stores where they sell ginseng and ████ like that where they got those giant like alcoholic bottles and there's like uh it's like bugs centipedes snakes i've
4:12 seen those yeah there's like other random s█████ snakes that's why i got a north korean liquor that has deer antler in it whoa you had me at north korean let's make sure korean i was in um i believe it was spain yeah i was spain i was in espana and they i was at a bar that also had this type of alcohol that had like a type of bug at the bottom i don't remember what it was it was like a wormish type of uh probably at the bottom of tequila as well yes and then um i had learned and this was like after uh two spanish teams were just playing football soccer for us uh and people were celebrating there so everybody started like pouring drinks and stuff and then when they got to uh my drink it was the last a bit of alcohol in that bottle and then they said that the tradition is if you are the person who
5:03 gets the last amount of alcohol in the bottle you also have to consume the bug you got to eat the worm man how big is the worm it was it wasn't huge but i was just saying i had to swallow it it was crazy did you chew it or you just it looks like a little grub right it does look like a grub why did they do that i don't know who came up with the idea maybe it's a joke and then joke's on me i don't know i got a bug in me took this ████ out man would you even open this ████ i wouldn't be like no that's a big ass jar that's a cobra doesn't look like a pokemon that's an example it's not necessarily just straight a wreck like that that's crazy man that looks like those ████ science room things where they ████ save the animals and ████ the jars catholic come out in a year and bite you have you guys drank one of these i'd rather just have the flu not the snake one i'm gucci dude i don't need it i don't need the ████ in my life there's scorpion ones too what about the tiger dick i've never seen the tiger
5:53 dick one but everyone says he's never even heard of the titans ████ i just bought this laptop no there's a tiger dick tiger dick tiger penis don't tell me somebody's going around cutting off tiger dicks it's ethically sourced oh it just says who they found one in the forest ethnically sourced tiger dick they find a sleeping tiger i do hear it though do you drink it and helps fix your erections according to the eastern philosophers what about those gas station pills how do they work do they work they work the answer is they work they work i want to try them and they say no headaches do you guys know any chinese wizards my mom does she has a lot of them can we bring them on here for ask the expert i'm a chinese sorcerer banana wizards do they speak english that's a tiger dick that's a ton of peanuts that's a tiger penis wow it looks like a tape worm dude it looks like a shedded snake it looks like something that's on my hard drive
6:45 so thanks guys it's on your computer forever now is there tiger penis wine are those the testes i haven't seen them all right so i think it's all dick i think it's mostly dick picture i didn't know this article was going this direction so no you kind of knew though i kind of did yeah yeah i actually researched it there yeah yeah previous knowledge uh so yeah that that's the story i mean you know it's pretty ironic he was trying to help his son and then uh he gets bit by multiple sticks [Laughter] that's so crazy that is pretty good i like a lot of animals but i never really connected with reptiles and i don't trust them reptiles to me i because i don't get them maybe i need to spend more time to understand the way that they react what's a good starter reptile for you you think we don't have a guy here with a mullet who can answer that question that's the problem i feel like fish are good
7:35 because they'll never really turn on you unless you get a violent one like a person that's the guy who got paranoid weren't you a piranha plug but i got to that point because i i i ████ evolved like from beginning baby steps you know built your business yeah i was at the fair and i got a goldfish from playing a game and then i went up the levels from guppies to whatever right and then piranhas but then reptiles i don't know how do you even start do you get an iguana first get a turtle this is a turtle you buy a plane all right i'm listening okay so then you sell it for a turtle okay one turtle that's a lot of turtles you want you started your business now get some leftovers i have like 20 000 turtles and then just sell turtles yeah i just solo and then you put them in a bottle of wine okay with a snake i like where you're going with bart's eating turtle i know he's cut one in half before too but one time i never ate one they smell bad man
8:25 you have a turtle how is it it's good you like it tastes like chicken really you didn't have one that smelled like a porta potty marinated it all was it boiled yes it was fully fully marinated was it boiled was how did they prepare it i don't know how they prepared didn't you tell us about ████ you guys were getting uber eats in china and then it was like a turtle restaurant and all of it was just different kinds of turtles when i was in china they were passing the phone they're like hey would you like how we do chipotle i couldn't scroll past any more turtles like honey mustard turtle yeah honey mustard turtle general so tell it all [Laughter] i mean was it the full turtle form like it was that it looked like bit like little turtles in like bowls oh turtle nuggets oh turtle [Laughter] so i mean how would they eat it though do they just come over i didn't even get it and they use the shell as the ████
9:15 bowl and then they rip it open and start scooping it's usually when they serve it like you it's the whole turtle so it's a shell and then you literally just eat the meat around it with the first time scraping the first time you ate it how did you feel did you feel whoa this is crazy how ████ yeah what was the texture all right this is ████ up i recall me this is me okay which one did you eat first the head or one of the arms farms really was it a whole turtle yeah and everyone got it like it's kind of like you eating crab you just crack it open pick up like a whole turtle wow i went back to china with my dad in junior high to visit some of my my relatives and when they were cooking it just smelled weird and then they brought out this plate of turtles and literally smelled like someone set up a poor body in the middle of the ████ dining room okay this is ████ this is ████ up fyi
10:05 a little warning if you're kids or whatever before just turn your head or whatever the ████ this is a turtle pie that's crazy dude that's funny that doesn't even look organic dude that's crazy ethically sourced you know what's good about this though is that i don't even see the turtle this is great i see the turtle but this is the difference between western and eastern cuisine okay so western cuisine they blend everything until you don't even know it's in there anymore honestly though that looks really is that an ice cream pie it's a turtle cream turtle cream what the hell is turtle cream yeah what the hell is turtle cream it's a ████ cake it says fresh cookie crust rich pecans and caramel that looks really good actually that's the turtle and then they say turtle here on the cream pie part so it's probably the tur you come inside of a turtle and then you put the rest of the turtle cream pie
10:56 yeah it literally says turtle cream fire so it's your ████ yeah or whoever or wherever you want to fill it up it's up to you and the turtle goes that's the scientific noise [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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